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1、vbe整人程序bat关机程序及取消方法shutdown -s -f -t 300 -c 都叫你不要打开，你还开，手贱了吧。你要接受windows系统的惩罚，关闭 你的计算机一次。快点保存你的东西吧，要关机咯，(*_*) 嘻嘻。 取消 shutdown -a 第二种 WScript.Echo(系统cpu温度过高,系统发生错误,接下来Windows系统将提示变态的问题，你千万不能乱回答,更不能按太快,否则你就倒霉了) WScript.Echo(小朋友，你怎么不下线?) WScript.Echo(该不是中病毒了吧?) WScript.Echo(好吧，那我考你一个问题?) dim name name=

2、会飞的dick inputbox你的名字叫什么:,名称 WScript.Echo(说谎可不好哦) msgbox name,明明是: WScript.Echo(骗人的下场很残酷) WScript.Echo(小朋友,帮我按50次回车吧,切记,不能操之过急，否则呵呵) WScript.Echo(1) WScript.Echo(2) WScript.Echo(3) WScript.Echo(4) WScript.Echo(5) WScript.Echo(6) WScript.Echo(7) WScript.Echo(8) WScript.Echo(9) WScript.Echo(10) WScript

3、.Echo(11) WScript.Echo(12) WScript.Echo(13) WScript.Echo(14) WScript.Echo(15) WScript.Echo(16) WScript.Echo(17) WScript.Echo(18) WScript.Echo(19) WScript.Echo(20) WScript.Echo(21) WScript.Echo(22) WScript.Echo(23) WScript.Echo(24) WScript.Echo(25) WScript.Echo(26) WScript.Echo(27) WScript.Echo(28) W

4、Script.Echo(29) WScript.Echo(30) WScript.Echo(31) WScript.Echo(32) WScript.Echo(33) WScript.Echo(34) WScript.Echo(35) WScript.Echo(36) WScript.Echo(37) WScript.Echo(38) WScript.Echo(39) WScript.Echo(40) WScript.Echo(41) WScript.Echo(42) WScript.Echo(43) WScript.Echo(44) WScript.Echo(45) WScript.Echo

5、(46) WScript.Echo(47) WScript.Echo(48) WScript.Echo(49) WScript.Echo(50) do dim a msgbox(不行啊,你按的太快了,还是让你关不掉吧，重来一遍吧，按慢点哦) loop 取消 任务管理器中wscript 结束 第三种 on error resume next dim WSHshellA set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject(wscript.shell) WSHshellA.run cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 600 -c 说我是2B，不说就10分钟后关你

6、机，不信，试试 ,0 ,true dim a do while(a 我是2B) a = inputbox (说我是畜2B,就不关机，快撒，说 我是2B ,说不说,不说,6000,6000) msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,MsgBox loop msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + 早说就行了嘛 dim WSHshell set WSHshell = wscript.createobject(wscript.shell) WSHshell.run cmd.exe /c shutdown -a,0 ,true

7、msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + 哈哈哈哈，真过瘾.不关你计算机了 WScript.Echo(叫你别打开，你还不听，手贱了吧.现在windows系统要惩罚你) WScript.Echo(系统cpu温度过高,系统发生错误,接下来Windows系统将提示变态的问题，你千万不能乱回答,更不能按太快,否则你就倒霉了) WScript.Echo(呀，问题怎么还没开始?) WScript.Echo(该不是中病毒了吧?) WScript.Echo(哦，原来是windows系统在检测你的人品) WScript.Echo(唉，没办法，你人品太差了，系统速度都被你拖慢了)

8、WScript.Echo(好，问题来了,请认真回答) dim name name=我是猪 inputbox你的名字叫什么:,名称 WScript.Echo(说谎可不好哦) msgbox name,明明是: WScript.Echo(骗人的下场是很残酷的) WScript.Echo(骚年你要按50次回车,切记,不能操之过急，否则呵呵) WScript.Echo(1) WScript.Echo(2) WScript.Echo(3) WScript.Echo(4) WScript.Echo(5) WScript.Echo(6) WScript.Echo(7) WScript.Echo(8) WScr

9、ipt.Echo(9) WScript.Echo(10) WScript.Echo(11) WScript.Echo(12) WScript.Echo(13) WScript.Echo(14) WScript.Echo(15) WScript.Echo(16) WScript.Echo(17) WScript.Echo(18) WScript.Echo(19) WScript.Echo(20) WScript.Echo(21) WScript.Echo(22) WScript.Echo(23) WScript.Echo(24) WScript.Echo(25) WScript.Echo(26)

10、 WScript.Echo(27) WScript.Echo(28) WScript.Echo(29) WScript.Echo(30) WScript.Echo(31) WScript.Echo(32) WScript.Echo(33) WScript.Echo(34) WScript.Echo(35) WScript.Echo(36) WScript.Echo(37) WScript.Echo(38) WScript.Echo(39) WScript.Echo(40) WScript.Echo(41) WScript.Echo(42) WScript.Echo(43) WScript.Ec

11、ho(44) WScript.Echo(45) WScript.Echo(46) WScript.Echo(47) WScript.Echo(48) WScript.Echo(49) WScript.Echo(50) WScript.Echo(按太快了，重新来一遍，作为惩罚，这次要按100次，否则无法关 闭程序) WScript.Echo(1) WScript.Echo(2) WScript.Echo(3) WScript.Echo(4) WScript.Echo(5) WScript.Echo(6) WScript.Echo(7) WScript.Echo(8) WScript.Echo(9

12、) WScript.Echo(10) WScript.Echo(11) WScript.Echo(12) WScript.Echo(13) WScript.Echo(14) WScript.Echo(15) WScript.Echo(16) WScript.Echo(17) WScript.Echo(18) WScript.Echo(19) WScript.Echo(20) WScript.Echo(21) WScript.Echo(22) WScript.Echo(23) WScript.Echo(24) WScript.Echo(25) WScript.Echo(26) WScript.E

13、cho(27) WScript.Echo(28) WScript.Echo(29) WScript.Echo(30) WScript.Echo(31) WScript.Echo(32) WScript.Echo(33) WScript.Echo(34) WScript.Echo(35) WScript.Echo(36) WScript.Echo(37) WScript.Echo(38) WScript.Echo(39) WScript.Echo(40) WScript.Echo(41) WScript.Echo(42) WScript.Echo(43) WScript.Echo(44) WSc

14、ript.Echo(45) WScript.Echo(46) WScript.Echo(47) WScript.Echo(48) WScript.Echo(49) WScript.Echo(50) WScript.Echo(51) WScript.Echo(52) WScript.Echo(53) WScript.Echo(54) WScript.Echo(55) WScript.Echo(56) WScript.Echo(57) WScript.Echo(58) WScript.Echo(59) WScript.Echo(60) WScript.Echo(61) WScript.Echo(6

15、2) WScript.Echo(63) WScript.Echo(64) WScript.Echo(65) WScript.Echo(66) WScript.Echo(67) WScript.Echo(68) WScript.Echo(69) WScript.Echo(70) WScript.Echo(71) WScript.Echo(72) WScript.Echo(73) WScript.Echo(74) WScript.Echo(75) WScript.Echo(76) WScript.Echo(77) WScript.Echo(78) WScript.Echo(79) WScript.

16、Echo(80) WScript.Echo(81) WScript.Echo(82) WScript.Echo(83) WScript.Echo(84) WScript.Echo(85) WScript.Echo(86) WScript.Echo(87) WScript.Echo(88) WScript.Echo(89) WScript.Echo(90) WScript.Echo(91) WScript.Echo(92) WScript.Echo(93) WScript.Echo(94) WScript.Echo(95) WScript.Echo(96) WScript.Echo(97) WS

17、cript.Echo(98) WScript.Echo(99) WScript.Echo(100) msgbox(好吧，看你按得挺辛苦的份上，这题算你通过了，接受下一题的考验吧) on error resume next dim WSHshellA set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject(wscript.shell) WSHshellA.run cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 600 -c 说我是2B，不说就10分钟后关你机，不信，试试建议先保存文件，我给足你保存时间了，否则后果自负 ,0 ,true dim a do while(a 我是

18、2B) a = inputbox (说我是2B,就不关机，快撒，说 我是2B ,说不说,6000,6000) msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + 不说就关机,0,MsgBox loop msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + 早说就行了嘛 dim WSHshell set WSHshell = wscript.createobject(wscript.shell) WSHshell.run cmd.exe /c shutdown -a,0 ,true msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) +

19、 算了，看你这么辛苦，不关你计算机了，放你一马，切记下次不要手贱哦*_* WScript.Echo(叫你别打开，你还不听，手贱了吧.现在windows系统要惩罚你) WScript.Echo(系统cpu温度过高,系统发生错误,接下来Windows系统将提示变态的问题，你千万不能乱回 答,更不能按太快,否则你就倒霉了) WScript.Echo(怎么还没问题?) WScript.Echo(该不是中病毒了吧?) WScript.Echo(哦，原来你人品太差了，系统都看不下去了) dim name name=姓名:法克 inputbox你的名字叫什么:,名称 WScript.Echo(说谎可不好哦)

20、 msgbox name,明明是: WScript.Echo(骗人的下场很残酷) WScript.Echo(小朋友,帮我按50次回车吧,切记,不能操之过急，否则呵呵) WScript.Echo(1) WScript.Echo(2) WScript.Echo(3) WScript.Echo(4) WScript.Echo(5) WScript.Echo(6) WScript.Echo(7) WScript.Echo(8) WScript.Echo(9) WScript.Echo(10) WScript.Echo(11) WScript.Echo(12) WScript.Echo(13) WScr

21、ipt.Echo(14) WScript.Echo(15) WScript.Echo(16) WScript.Echo(17) WScript.Echo(18) WScript.Echo(19) WScript.Echo(20) WScript.Echo(21) WScript.Echo(22) WScript.Echo(23) WScript.Echo(24) WScript.Echo(25) WScript.Echo(26) WScript.Echo(27) WScript.Echo(28) WScript.Echo(29) WScript.Echo(30) WScript.Echo(31

22、) WScript.Echo(32) WScript.Echo(33) WScript.Echo(34) WScript.Echo(35) WScript.Echo(36) WScript.Echo(37) WScript.Echo(38) WScript.Echo(39) WScript.Echo(40) WScript.Echo(41) WScript.Echo(42) WScript.Echo(43) WScript.Echo(44) WScript.Echo(45) WScript.Echo(46) WScript.Echo(47) WScript.Echo(48) WScript.E

23、cho(49) WScript.Echo(50) WScript.Echo(按太快了，重新来一遍，作为惩罚，这次要按100次) WScript.Echo(1) WScript.Echo(2) WScript.Echo(3) WScript.Echo(4) WScript.Echo(5) WScript.Echo(6) WScript.Echo(7) WScript.Echo(8) WScript.Echo(9) WScript.Echo(10) WScript.Echo(11) WScript.Echo(12) WScript.Echo(13) WScript.Echo(14) WScript

24、.Echo(15) WScript.Echo(16) WScript.Echo(17) WScript.Echo(18) WScript.Echo(19) WScript.Echo(20) WScript.Echo(21) WScript.Echo(22) WScript.Echo(23) WScript.Echo(24) WScript.Echo(25) WScript.Echo(26) WScript.Echo(27) WScript.Echo(28) WScript.Echo(29) WScript.Echo(30) WScript.Echo(31) WScript.Echo(32) W

25、Script.Echo(33) WScript.Echo(34) WScript.Echo(35) WScript.Echo(36) WScript.Echo(37) WScript.Echo(38) WScript.Echo(39) WScript.Echo(40) WScript.Echo(41) WScript.Echo(42) WScript.Echo(43) WScript.Echo(44) WScript.Echo(45) WScript.Echo(46) WScript.Echo(47) WScript.Echo(48) WScript.Echo(49) WScript.Echo

26、(50) WScript.Echo(51) WScript.Echo(52) WScript.Echo(53) WScript.Echo(54) WScript.Echo(55) WScript.Echo(56) WScript.Echo(57) WScript.Echo(58) WScript.Echo(59) WScript.Echo(60) WScript.Echo(61) WScript.Echo(62) WScript.Echo(63) WScript.Echo(64) WScript.Echo(65) WScript.Echo(66) WScript.Echo(67) WScrip

27、t.Echo(68) WScript.Echo(69) WScript.Echo(70) WScript.Echo(71) WScript.Echo(72) WScript.Echo(73) WScript.Echo(74) WScript.Echo(75) WScript.Echo(76) WScript.Echo(77) WScript.Echo(78) WScript.Echo(79) WScript.Echo(80) WScript.Echo(81) WScript.Echo(82) WScript.Echo(83) WScript.Echo(84) WScript.Echo(85)

28、WScript.Echo(86) WScript.Echo(87) WScript.Echo(88) WScript.Echo(89) WScript.Echo(90) WScript.Echo(91) WScript.Echo(92) WScript.Echo(93) WScript.Echo(94) WScript.Echo(95) WScript.Echo(96) WScript.Echo(97) WScript.Echo(98) WScript.Echo(99) WScript.Echo(100) msgbox(看你按得挺辛苦的份上，放你一马吧，请接受下一题的考验) on error

29、resume next dim WSHshellA set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject(wscript.shell) WSHshellA.run cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 600 -c 说我是白痴290，说了就放过你结束进程 否则 后果自负,0 ,true dim a do while(a 我是白痴290) a = inputbox (说我是白痴290,就结束，快撒，说 我是白痴290 ,说不说,6000,6000) msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + 不说就无法结束进程,0,msgbox l

30、oop msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + 早说就行了嘛 dim WSHshell set WSHshell = wscript.createobject(wscript.shell) WSHshell.run cmd.exe /c shutdown -a,0 ,true msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + 算了.放过你吧,下次不 要手贱了哦.*_* WScript.Echo(叫你别打开，你还不听，手贱了吧.现在windows系统要惩罚你) WScript.Echo(系统cpu温度过高,系统发生错误,接下来Window

31、s系统将提示变态的问题，你千万不能乱回答,更不能按太快,否则你就倒霉了) WScript.Echo(呀，问题怎么还没开始?) WScript.Echo(该不是中病毒了吧?) WScript.Echo(哦，原来是windows系统在检测你的人品) WScript.Echo(唉，没办法，你人品太差了，系统速度都被你拖慢了) WScript.Echo(好，问题来了,请认真回答) dim name name=姓名:谢特 inputbox你的名字叫什么:,名称 WScript.Echo(说谎可不好哦) msgbox name,明明是: WScript.Echo(骗人的下场是很残酷的) WScript.E

32、cho(骚年你要按50次回车,切记,不能操之过急，否则呵呵) WScript.Echo(1) WScript.Echo(2) WScript.Echo(3) WScript.Echo(4) WScript.Echo(5) WScript.Echo(6) WScript.Echo(7) WScript.Echo(8) WScript.Echo(9) WScript.Echo(10) WScript.Echo(11) WScript.Echo(12) WScript.Echo(13) WScript.Echo(14) WScript.Echo(15) WScript.Echo(16) WScrip

33、t.Echo(17) WScript.Echo(18) WScript.Echo(19) WScript.Echo(20) WScript.Echo(21) WScript.Echo(22) WScript.Echo(23) WScript.Echo(24) WScript.Echo(25) WScript.Echo(26) WScript.Echo(27) WScript.Echo(28) WScript.Echo(29) WScript.Echo(30) WScript.Echo(31) WScript.Echo(32) WScript.Echo(33) WScript.Echo(34)

34、WScript.Echo(35) WScript.Echo(36) WScript.Echo(37) WScript.Echo(38) WScript.Echo(39) WScript.Echo(40) WScript.Echo(41) WScript.Echo(42) WScript.Echo(43) WScript.Echo(44) WScript.Echo(45) WScript.Echo(46) WScript.Echo(47) WScript.Echo(48) WScript.Echo(49) WScript.Echo(50) WScript.Echo(按太快了，重新来一遍，作为惩罚

35、，这次要按100次) WScript.Echo(1) WScript.Echo(2) WScript.Echo(3) WScript.Echo(4) WScript.Echo(5) WScript.Echo(6) WScript.Echo(7) WScript.Echo(8) WScript.Echo(9) WScript.Echo(10) WScript.Echo(11) WScript.Echo(12) WScript.Echo(13) WScript.Echo(14) WScript.Echo(15) WScript.Echo(16) WScript.Echo(17) WScript.E

36、cho(18) WScript.Echo(19) WScript.Echo(20) WScript.Echo(21) WScript.Echo(22) WScript.Echo(23) WScript.Echo(24) WScript.Echo(25) WScript.Echo(26) WScript.Echo(27) WScript.Echo(28) WScript.Echo(29) WScript.Echo(30) WScript.Echo(31) WScript.Echo(32) WScript.Echo(33) WScript.Echo(34) WScript.Echo(35) WSc

37、ript.Echo(36) WScript.Echo(37) WScript.Echo(38) WScript.Echo(39) WScript.Echo(40) WScript.Echo(41) WScript.Echo(42) WScript.Echo(43) WScript.Echo(44) WScript.Echo(45) WScript.Echo(46) WScript.Echo(47) WScript.Echo(48) WScript.Echo(49) WScript.Echo(50) WScript.Echo(51) WScript.Echo(52) WScript.Echo(5

38、3) WScript.Echo(54) WScript.Echo(55) WScript.Echo(56) WScript.Echo(57) WScript.Echo(58) WScript.Echo(59) WScript.Echo(60) WScript.Echo(61) WScript.Echo(62) WScript.Echo(63) WScript.Echo(64) WScript.Echo(65) WScript.Echo(66) WScript.Echo(67) WScript.Echo(68) WScript.Echo(69) WScript.Echo(70) WScript.

39、Echo(71) WScript.Echo(72) WScript.Echo(73) WScript.Echo(74) WScript.Echo(75) WScript.Echo(76) WScript.Echo(77) WScript.Echo(78) WScript.Echo(79) WScript.Echo(80) WScript.Echo(81) WScript.Echo(82) WScript.Echo(83) WScript.Echo(84) WScript.Echo(85) WScript.Echo(86) WScript.Echo(87) WScript.Echo(88) WScript.Echo(89) WScript.Echo(90) WScript.Echo(91) WScript.Echo(92) WScript.Echo(93) WScript.Echo(94) WScript.Echo(95) WScript.Echo(96) WScript.Echo(97) WScript.Echo(98) WScript.Echo(99) WScript.Echo(100) do dim a msgbox(好吧，还是太快了，不能让你退出哦，自求多福吧骚年) loop