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1、搞笑中英文诗need just Word，Word has Word 你的就是我的，我的还是我的1、关关雎鸠，在河之洲，窈窕淑女，whats your QQ ! 2、但使龙城飞将在, come on baby dont be shy. 3、急急如律令，do blow job in the rain 4、天上掉下个林妹妹，whatever im * 5、两情若是长久时，you jump ,I jump 6、问君能有几多愁，as a boy without a girl 7、床前明月光，theres something wrong 8、问世间情为何物，what the * can I do 9、众
2、里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，Hey，how do you do 10、云中谁寄锦书来？super high ,suck guy！ 11、人生得意须尽欢，be a man,use your hand 12、举头望明月，twinkle, twinkle, little star 13、游人甚多，绿女红男 I am no man 14、山外青山楼外楼，i will always love you 15、飞流直下三千尺，Like a virgin. 16、鹅，鹅，鹅，Yo，Yo，Yo 17、天天想你，DAY DAY UP 18、身无彩凤双飞翼，Get away from me！ 19、莫等闲 白了少年头
3、not at all 20、人生自古谁无死，i dont wanna be a single !21、忽如一夜春风来，you are shit in my eye 22、多少楼台烟雨中，whats going on 23、我劝天公重抖擞，Oh my gosh oh oh oh 24、不识庐山真面目，cause we have PhotoShop 25、今朝有酒 今朝醉，i just wanna run away 26、朱雀桥边野草花，Sheldon said bazinga. 27、哀哀父母生育我, one ring to rule them all 28、男儿何不带吴钩，* the girl
4、 then you go.29、王师北定中原日，congratulati* 30、空山新雨后 fire in the hole 31、月落乌啼霜满天，whatare u *ing doing man 32、最是人间留不住，fly me to the end sky 33、商女不知亡国恨，welcome to china. 34、踏破铁鞋无觅处，Potato also make you full 35、醉卧沙场君莫笑，lets go to haidilao36、秦时明月汉时关，can i keep this one. 37、洛阳亲友如相问，you are always my best frien
5、d！ 38、念桥边红药，MC Stone is singing yao yao yao39、意外 怀孕 怎么办 I am Justin Bieber fan 40、满园春色关不住，Fridays coming soon！41、有缘千里来相会，call me tonight im free! 42、人面不知何处去，coming again the pocky day！ 43、东风夜放花千树，elephant in the zoo 44、唯独蓑笠翁，to be number one 45、春色满园关不住，one zhi red xing out of the door 46、故人西辞黄鹤楼，I s
6、ay love you say no. 47、少壮不努力，lets have a cup of tea. 48、少壮不努力，no girl nobaby. 49、众里寻他千百度，where is my chill cool? 50、爱江山不爱美人，love Gay Dont love opposite 51、金风玉露一相逢，you are the whole world 52、朱门酒肉臭，Im hungry. 53、中西合璧疗效好，nothing is impossible 54、山有木兮木有枝，you havent even heard me 55、清明时节雨纷纷，everybody die
7、s。借问酒家何处有，can u speak english？ 56、死去元知万事空，you will never walk alone 57、树上的鸟儿成双对，make love everyday 58、停车坐爱枫林晚，look listen and see.59、春色满园关不住，lets rock and roll. 60、春眠不觉晓，yo yo check it out 61、才下眉头，却上心头。What the hell im going to do？61、才下眉头，却上心头。What the hell im going to do？ 62、山外青山楼外楼 i wont always l
8、ove you. 63、此恨绵绵无绝期，long time no see！ 64、离离原上草，grassll grow tall 一岁一枯荣，may be dead soon 野火烧不尽，its not an ending 春风吹又生，please pay attention ! 65、人有悲欢离合，Im not that into her！66、衣带渐宽终不悔，I regret to no mony.67、山穷水复疑无路 dont ask me asshole 68、野火烧不尽, you are still the same 69、莫愁前路无知己，make friend for *ing 7
9、0、取次花丛懒回顾，thatsthe reason im a * 71、山无棱,天地合,where isthe girl 72、曾经沧海难为水，whatthe fck did you say 73、今朝有酒今朝醉，tmr is another day 74、床前明月光,lets have fun 75、两岸猿声啼不住，no cash no power what should I do? 76、停车坐爱枫林晚，baby baby one more time! 77、人生若只如初见，you say hello I say hi. 78、天生我材必有用，I can play football. 79
10、、愿得一人心，go to sleep。 80、劝君更进一杯酒，cant do this without u81、粉身碎骨浑不怕，i dont give a fck 82、花开堪折直须折，just do it 83、春蚕到死丝方尽，describe the city you live in. 84、浪子回头金不换,ill be the one 85、天若有情天亦老,not at all 86、众里寻他千百度,just dont know what to do 87、雕栏玉砌应犹在,love the way you lie 88、玉人何处教吹箫,men love blowjob 89、同是天涯沦落
11、人,lost in desperation 90、直挂云帆济沧海,i believe i can fly 91、问君能有几多愁，easy come easy go 92、垂死病中惊坐起 what the fck you are doing! 93、少小离家老大归，im always on my way 94、红杏枝头春意闹，stop crying your heart out. 95、十年一觉扬州梦，no money, no talking96、春城无处不飞花，lets go to the cinema97,98、春眠不觉晓，yo yo check it out 99、此情可待成追忆，some
12、one you like but not me. 100、葡萄美酒夜光杯，Po-po-po-po-poker face. 101、问世间情为何物，whatthe fck can I do 102、爷娘闻女来，举身赴清池，阿姊闻妹来，自挂东南枝，小弟闻姊来，with or with out you 103、曾经沧海难为水，what the fck did you say 104、无可奈何花落去，I miss you missing me 105、此情可待成追忆，let it be 106、林花谢了春红，太匆匆,where is my iphone? 107、回眸一笑百媚生 say JBwitho
13、ut picture 108、感时花溅泪,Changes isnever too late 109、满园春色关不住, Friday is coming soon 110、少壮不努力，you will be a pig. 111、衣带渐宽终不悔，i will make you be a *. 112、 十年生死两茫茫 ，不思量，forever young，千里孤坟，everythings gone。纵使相逢应不识，尘满面，hairs long。 昨夜幽梦忽还乡，小轩窗，sing sad song，相顾无言，only tearsdown。料得年年断肠处，明月夜，must hold on。 113、
14、两只黄鹂鸣翠柳，what place shall we go 114、空山新雨后 fire in the hole 115、人不寐，将,军白发征夫泪，jingle all the way。 116、感时花溅泪，fck me everyday 117、闲云潭影日悠悠，I stuck in wrong hole。 118、争渡，争渡，惊起一滩鸥鹭，who and who? 119、今朝有酒今朝醉，willyou be my little three 120、浊酒一杯家万里，are you fcking kidding me哈佛大学研究中心发现，桌子乱糟糟的人，比桌子整洁的人，创造力平均要高出50%；经常迟到的人，比从不迟到的人，幽默感平均高出70%；饭量大的人，比饭量小的人，情商平均高出90%。 那总的来说，我太优秀了在x月x日的庭审中，出现了中国诉讼史上罕见的一幕：被告人及辩护律师称这桩犯罪行为正是本方当事人所做，公诉方称被告人没有实施某桩犯罪行为。
