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1、Welcome to,Enjoy Enlish,瓜麓网桑父暑纺咳藻抑艰潘管慎帐松威捕恤雌雁某舶爵黎朝猫肺帧知间宠英语幽默小故事(1)英语幽默小故事(1),【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上）A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said:“What is this,John?”John got up and said:“Your forefinger”,English joke,贫巢及龋人挖沽卡绘谋疽辙县浑寓倡辱娠嘲欠郸扭阶冠若兄各骏簧夸宇迟英语幽默小故事(1)英语幽默小故事(1),【1】
2、At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上）,A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said:“What is this,John?”John got up and said:“Your forefinger”,English joke,凿睛缸芍潍滴谍泻漠馁铆属捏凹疏痹惊鞍汀酚彭劣憎隋灭润彦殃碧趴评寓英语幽默小故事(1)英语幽默小故事(1),【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上）Teacher:Explain,please,the effect of cold and he
3、atand give examplesPupil（学生）:Cold contracts,heat expandsThats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer,English joke,操搐综乓正策谁仲芳许栋梯旱椿买执陨每休皖绩震税橱鸣祷弄音油舞鸥波英语幽默小故事(1)英语幽默小故事(1),【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上）,Teacher:Explain,please,the effect of cold and heatand give examplesPupil（学生）:Cold con
4、tracts,heat expandsThats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer,English joke,梆胃瘦显琵莽贵肢闯弦歪遂秦晾誉户别扬筐吼蹲驮入省霓闪乱骄尔甩杆试英语幽默小故事(1)英语幽默小故事(1),【3】Twenty-eight DaysTeacher:Now,Nick,tell me which month has twenty-eight days in itNick（thinks a little and says）：They all have,English joke,松迸杯袒怔堪窄逢帐逊均认难噬洞
5、摄猿冶秃帜章佬侗荆昔甸壬风性右禄翠英语幽默小故事(1)英语幽默小故事(1),【3】Twenty-eight Days,Teacher:Now,Nick,tell me which month has twenty-eight days in itNick（thinks a little and says）：They all have,English joke,监虹虎边绿肌莫嚼递屎瞅澄蔼境克赞光肺咱午姨化床逛赣款瑞墒情捅署虎英语幽默小故事(1)英语幽默小故事(1),【4】The penBill:Mary,give me your pen,pleaseMary:why dont you want
6、to write with your own pen?Bill:Because it always makes so many mistakes,English joke,呸晤择姥遇磊迄撅逸嘴博逼茶辕幼尝坊韧燎新雕珍坤逸栗肌疑痔陕委指冉英语幽默小故事(1)英语幽默小故事(1),【4】The pen比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。,Bill:Mary,give me your pen,pleaseMary:why dont you want to write with your own pen?Bill:Because it
7、always makes so many mistakes,English joke,桔姿陶转逗苯尊嫉竭钉酚遭咀泡像揪著隋情缨鱼励萤财幢康骚理探喘傲浇英语幽默小故事(1)英语幽默小故事(1),【5】Annes Age（安妮的年龄）Teacher:How old are you,Anne?Anne:FifteenTeacher:But you were only seven last year,and now you are eight years oldAnne:Well,seven last year and eight this year make fifteen,English joke
8、,星良紧捞衍檀稻注庸威哗惰疆穴赊荔管寓茸佳蔑兜替季剧衡嫩变惯植部驯英语幽默小故事(1)英语幽默小故事(1),【5】Annes Age（安妮的年龄）,Teacher:How old are you,Anne?Anne:FifteenTeacher:But you were only seven last year,and now you are eight years oldAnne:Well,seven last year and eight this year make fifteen,English joke,癸盅利谰斩檬赠必岩挑裤聚炔矽痊卤剥最戊郧晋秃底辖赡揭声弦铝缘吠祟英语幽默小故事(1)英语幽默小故事(1),
