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1、早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公肮脏贝西选择垃圾D垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup垃圾D垃圾撒光光让我看你变肮脏1.etmeseeyougetdirty垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup让我看你变肮脏Letmeseeyougetdirty垃圾D投中三分球Andtrashydtakesathree-pointshot.你房♥间清理干净了没赛斯Didyoufinishcleaningyourroom,Seth?
2、好了看见没Sure,see?你管这叫干净Thisiswhatyoucallclean?拜托爸Comeon,pop!我只是想听垃圾D的歌♥Ijustwanttolistentotrashyd,yo!现在你明白Nowdoyouunderstand为什么应该得把房♥间清理干净了吧whyyoushouldcleanyourroom?马上清理干净Cleanthismessup不然不准你听随身听oryourelosingyourbeatpodprivileges.我的随身听Mybeatpod?!不行爸那样不公平Noway,pops!T-That,snotfair!要是我们回来看
3、见房♥间还是不干净Ifthisroomisntspotlessbythetimewegetback你就不准听随身听nobeatpodforyou,yo.清理太逊了Cleaningupislame,son.我都不知道这有什么大不了的1dontknowwhatthebigdealis.垃圾D肯定也不清理房♥间Ibettrashyddontcleannorooms.垃圾D欢迎光临我的垃圾场赛斯你放心Seth,dontworry!天才叔公会让一切UncleGrandpasgonnamakeeverything-好起来allright.来跟我说说能给你帮上什么忙吧Now,wh
4、ydon,tyoutellmewhatIcandotohelpyou.都是我的笨爸妈害的Itsjustmydumbparents.他们要我把房♥间清理干净Theywantmetocleanmyroom.我都不知道有什么大不了的Idontknowwhatthebigdealis.赛斯Seth.不可以随便乱说It,snotnicetospeakabout把你带到这个世上的爸妈theoneswhobroughtyouintothisworld.得先把灯弄干净Insuchadingylight.你的房♥间没有你说的那么乱msureyourmessisntasbadasyou
5、makeitouttobe.就拿你的床边来说Takeyourbedside,forinstance.除了灰尘其他肯定什么都没有Ibetthereisntanythingbackherebutafewdustbunnies.好吧Okay.还是把它放回原处好了1.etsjustputthatbackwhereitwas.太离谱了Thisiswhack,yo.我绝对不可能清理我房♥间的Aintnowaymgonnacleanupmyroom.那现在是时候该来找外援了Iguessitstimetocallinthereinforcements.我刚好知道要找谁AndIknowjustth
6、ething.美国农业部有机认证泽西女仆AgenuinecertifiedU.S.D.A.Jerseymaid-肮脏贝西Messybessy.不过肮脏贝西Butmessybessy只等这里特别脏乱差了才会来onlyrespondstoreallymessymesses.必须得让这猪窝脏上加脏Weneedtomakethispigstyevendirtier.脏上加脏这样才叫像话Dirtier?!Now,thatswhatmtalkingabout,son!垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup让我看你变肮脏1.etmeseeyougetdirty垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup让
7、我看你变肮脏Andletmeseeyougetdirty垃圾堆里翻滚Rollingaroundingarbage就像个发病派对1.ikeawackdiseaseparty地板干净又整洁Whenthefloorisspick-and-span就快去翻垃圾桶It,stimetosearchthroughagarbagecan让自己变龌龊Justlikeadirtyman现在你感觉不舒服Nowyourefeelingsick招引跳蚤和婢虫Attractingfleasandticks你是污垢忍♥者Youreascum-soakedninja手握炸鱼条剑Withaswordoffishs
8、ticks到处挥舞垃圾Wavethetrashintheair爱扔哪就扔哪Tossitlikeyoujustdontcare沉积物里游得欢好友唯恐不及Youswiminsediment,yourfriendsarehesitant头发烧焦都比你香Yourestinkingworsethanburnthair垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup让我看你变肮脏1.etmeseeyougetdirty垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup让我看你变肮脏Andletmeseeyougetdirty我们表现太出色了Imustsay,weoutdidourselves!垃圾这么多肮脏贝西一定会来
9、Thisshouldbemorethanenoughtrashformessybessy.好耶Aw,yeah,son!等不及要看她长什么样了Icantwaittoseewhatshelookslike.原来你要这么清理Thisisyoursolution?没错Absolutely!肮脏贝西是个五星级女仆Messybessyisafive-starmaid.可一头笨牛得怎么清理房♥间Buthowcanadumbcowdoallthat?居然是真的Youwerentkidding!没错小赛斯Thatsright,youngSeth.她的四个胃外加超大胃口Herfourstomachs
10、aswellashertremendousappetite完全就是无底洞areutterlybottomless.不No!贝西休想吃掉我的随身听Bessystrippinifshethinkssheseatingmybeats.别吃我的垃圾D地毯Notmytrashydrug,yo!别吃我的电脑Notmycomputer!还给我Givemethat!我来接你赛斯Igotyou,Seth!安全进垒Safe!她把我宝贝全吃了Sheseatingallmyvaluablebelongings!快做点什么啊天才叔公Pleasedosomething,UncleGrandpa!你别怕Dontyouwor
11、ry.快过来老姐Comenow,oldgirl.别吃恶心的垃圾了Youdontwantthathorridgarbage.来吃这堆好吃的干草吧Havesomeofthisdelicioushayinstead.看吧See?很好吃Sogood.这就说明Itjustgoestoshow理解万岁thatalittlegentleunderstandinggoesalongway.你这不要脸的贱畜Why,youfilthy,thievinganimal!不好她现在要把东西全吃了Oh,no!She,seatingeverythingnow!她一定是胃口大开了Shemustbeonafeedingfren
12、zy.快回来Getbackhere!别吃全家福Notthefamilyphotos!别吃大屏幕电视Notthebig-screenTV!别吃我妈的珍珠项链Notmymomspearlnecklace!别吃我爸的四千块钱羊毛衫Notmydads$4,000Italianwoolsuit!别吃我姐的手摇计算器收藏Notmysisterscollectionofvintageaddingmachines!别吃肾形游泳池Notthekidney-shapedswimmingpool!贝西快住嘴Bessy,stop!她把万物全吃了Sheseateneverything.往好的方面来看赛斯Well,loo
13、katthebrightside,Seth-起码你房♥间干净atIeastyourroomisclean.话说你房♥间在哪Say,whereisyourroomanyway?我就是这个意思Thatswhatmsaying.没有房♥间没有爸妈全都没了Thereisnoroom,noparents-nonothing.你可能确实有了个重大发现Youknow,youmaybeontosomething.看来贝西把全宇宙都吃了1.ookslikeol,bessygobbledupthewholeuniverse.全宇宙Thewholeuniverse?!我们搞
14、砸了天才叔公Wetotallyblewit,UncleGrandpa.别泄气了小赛斯Dontfret,littleSeth.你手上还有随身听Youstillhaveyourbeatpod.而且我还记得有个人AndIdorememberacertainsomeone说过他心心念念的就是这个sayingthatthisisallhecaredabout.并且垃圾D总会让我开心笑Besides,thattrashydalwaysputsasmileonmyface.垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup不好意思贝西Excuseme,there,oBess.赛斯非常难过Sethhereispret
15、tyupset.你还是先回避一下比较好Soifyoucouldjuststepaside,thatwouldbesuper.你不能吃你的天才叔公YoucanteatyourUncleGrandpa!垃圾撒光光Throwyourtrashup赛斯快拉我一把Seth!Givemeahand,dude!赛斯Seth!赛斯Seth!快来帮帮我Youvegottohelpme,buddy!贝西快把我吞掉了0Bessisswallowingmeup!赛斯Seth!天才叔公UncleGrandpa!垃圾D好像影响到她了Ithinkshesaffectedbytrashyd.她受不了他肮脏的节拍Shecant
16、takehisfilthysickbeats.快调高音量Trycrankingitup.好的Okay,yo.音量真乖Attaboy!快给她整个低音增强Now,giveherabassboost.低音就这样现在放手吧赛斯Thatsit!Nowletgo,Seth.放开垃圾D1.etgooftrashyd.再见了垃圾DGoodbye,trashyd!垃圾D垃圾D最终还是Isntitstrangehowtrashydendedup帮你清理了房♥间是不是很奇怪helpingyoucleanyourroomintheend?可惜你的随身听最后还是没了Toobadyourbeatpodhad
17、tobitethedust.没事的Thatsokay.起码一切都恢复正常了Atleasteverythingsbacktonormal.你把房♥间清理得特别干净赛斯Youdidawonderfuljobatcleaningyourroom,Seth.谢谢Thanks.不过没有天才叔公我根本做不到ButIcouldnthavedoneitwithoutUncleGrandpa.天才叔公UncleGrandpa!他居然会这么爱整洁Whoknewhewassoneatandtidy?大家都说我很会清理PeopletellmeIcleanuprealnice.赛斯妈Hey,Sethsmo
18、m你脸上好像沾了点脏东西lookslikeyougotalittledirtonyourcheekthere.我来帮你清理掉1.etmegetitforyou.等等那是雀斑Wait.That,safreckle.别动我来清Holdstill.Igotthis.不说真的我脸上本来就有的No,really,itspartofmyface.没事的赛斯妈我来清理掉Comeon,Sethsmom,letmegetit!拜托Comeon!别动Stop!这就对了Thatsthestuff.我受够了Allright,thatsit.必须丢掉这玩意Thisthinghasgottogo!格斯先生住手Mr.Gus
19、,stop!这可是我的特别人膨台灯Thisismyspecialmanlamp.我都不知道哪特别了1dontknowwhat,ssospecialaboutit.那玩意烦人烦了好多年了Thatthingsbeennothingbutanuisanceforyears.你竟敢骂他Howdareyoucallhimnames!很显然你不知道Youobviouslydontknow人形台灯怎么变成这个家里的成员的howmanlampcametobeamemberofthishousehold.确实但我肯定也只能听你说了No,butIdoknowtheresnomegettingoutofhearin
20、git你继续吧sogoon.一切都要从1987年的夏天Itallstartedbackinthesummerof1987那场肌肉怪力量赛说起atthemonsterzofmeatheadstrengthcompetition.肌肉怪当时比赛特别精彩Itwasanimpressivedisplay3000磅全球最强最悍最狠最彪的壮汉都来了oftheburliest,heartiest,meanest,andmangieststudsevertowalktheplanetearth.外加我的好朋友克里斯平Andmygoodfriend,crispin.虽然他从来没赢过但他心大Althoughhen
21、everwonanything,hehadalotofheart我是他最骄傲的头号♥粉丝and1washisbiggest,proudestfan.加油克里斯平Go,crispin!加油啊兄弟你能行的Yeah,comeon,buddy!Youcandoit!可还行克里斯平Nicetry,crispin!祝你下次好运兄弟BetterIucknexttime,buddy!谢谢天才叔公Thanks,UncleGrandpa.好家伙看看是谁来了Well,well.Whatdowegothere?我不知道可我饿坏rIdontknow,butmhungry!往他身上撒盐然后收工吃饭去1.et
22、sputsomesaltonhimandcallitaday!吃点废虾薯条感觉挺不错Ashrimpandchipssoundrealgoodrightaboutnow.你们不许那样子对克里斯平放话Youhavenorighttalkingtocrispinlikethat!动物园打电♥话♥找我Thezoocalled!说斑马想要把皮要回来Thezebrawantshisskinback!都给我得了Allright,thatsenough!不准你们侮辱我的时尚品味Iwillnotallowyoutoinsultmyfashionsense也不准侮辱克里斯平orcris
23、pinanylonger.天才叔公别UncleGrandpa,stop!感受我的怒火吧Feelmywrath!好疼Somuchpain!到底谁往台上放了个老鼠夹Wholeavesarattraponastage,anyway?!我没眼看Icantlook!克里斯平你是我唯一的希望Crispin,youremyonlyhope!感觉不太好天才叔公Idontknow,UncleGrandpa.你觉得我够强壮吗Doyouthinkmstrongenough?相信你自己Believeinyourself就像我相信你一样克里斯平asmuchasIbelieveinyou,crispin.动作快我脚趾就快
24、没了Now,hurry.Ithinkmytoesabouttopopoff.最后真正重要的唯一奖杯And,finally,theonlytrophythatreallymatters-最强壮肌肉男的第一名就是firstplaceforthemightiestmeatheadgoesto.克里斯平马尔k希Crispinmulcahy.我不配领这个奖1dontdeservethisaward.真正的得奖者是那边那位大个子Therealwinnerhereisthatbigguyoverthere.不错医生说我脚趾有17%的概率Cool.Thedoctorsaidtheresa17%chance还会
25、恢复正常itwillbefunctionalagain,too.多谢你大义凛然Asthanksforyourselflessbravery直面危险维护我们的友情inthefaceofperiltodefendourfriendship我要为你特别颁发个奖杯也就是mgoingtogiveyouyourowntrophyintheformof.我Me!你确定要这样吗克里斯平Areyousureaboutthis,crispin?我确定我确定Suremsure.当肌肉男已经老掉牙了Thisstrongmanstuffisoldhat.给炉台当装饰品Now,beinganornamentalmante
26、lpiece才是我的正道thatiswhereitsat.给我镀金吧叔公Goldme,UncleG.我的好哥们人形台灯就是这么来的Sothat,showmymainmanmanlampcametobe.我也给他再加装了个灯罩AndIdecidedtodeckhimoutwiththisnightshade跟露营车的吉利风水相得益彰togowiththerv,srighteousfengshui.天啊Oh,man!格斯先生居然睡着了克里斯平CanyoubelieveMr.Gusfallingasleep,crispin?克里斯平Crispin?双重打击Doublewhammy.真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.