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1、快点快点快点啊Comeon,comeon,comeon.1.eslieKnope-嘿Chris1.eslieKnope!-Hey,Chris!哇新买♥♥的慢跑装吗Wow,isthatanewjoggingshirt?是的Itis!这是一种实验性材料叫做泡泡弹Itsanexperimentalfabriccalledbubble-flex.是用人造蜜蜂翅膀做成的Itsmadeoutofsyntheticbeeswings.挺酷的这个Thatscool.-Anyway.你不应该在这里的你被停职了Yourenotsupposedtobehere.Youresuspende
2、d.我完全理解Itotallyunderstandthat我只是要呃把我的U盘带回去mjustgoingto,uh,takemyflashdrive然后在家工作andlldosomeworkfromhome.喷N.物不你被特别禁止做你的工作.O.Youarespecificallyprohibitedfromdoingyourjob.哦我不是要做我的工作啊Oh,mnotgonnadomyjob.我只是要监管部门检查公园mjustgonnaoverseethedepartment,andcheckinontheparks,出席任何需要副主任的会议andattendanymeetingsthatr
3、equirethedeputydirector.1.eslie1.eslie.把U盘给我然后回家Gohomeandgivemetheflashdrive.这是鼻炎喷雾Thisisanasalspray.把U盘给我Givemetheflashdrive.把鼻炎喷雾给我Givemethenasalspray.数到三Onthree.One-Two.-TWoThree.嗯好那两周之后你就能一Okay,good.Now,intwoweeks,youcan-1.eslieKnope我跑得比你快多了1.eslieKnope!Iammuchfasterthanyou!我有泡泡弹Ihavebubble-flex
4、!公园与游憩公园与游憩第4季第10集第4季第10集能公开和你坐在一起吃早饭真好-是啊Itssonicetobeabletosithereinpublicandhavebreakfastwithyou.-Yeah.某种角度来说我被停职算是幸事Inaway,mysuspensionfromworkwaskindofablessing.是啊我引咎辞职也是这个感受Yeah,Ifeelthesamewayaboutresigningindisgrace.完全是的关键是要忙起来不然就会疯掉Totally,thekeyisyouhavetokeepyourselfbusy,orelseyouregonnag
5、ocrazy.我是说看看我看看我有多忙Imean,lookatme,lookhowbusyIam.我开♥发♥了一种新香料叫做杨minventinganewspicecalledsal-gar.一部分是盐一部分是糖Itspartsalt,partsugar.这玩艺儿配什么才会好吃呢Whatcouldthatpossiblybegoodon?奶油布丁-有道理Butterscotchpudding.-Fairenough.好的我要去和我的顾问们开个会Okay,Ihavetogotothismeetingwithmyadvisers.你今天也是个大日子对吧这是个什么面试yo
6、uhaveabigday,right?Whichinterviewisthis?这是给一家会计事务所做机构内的会计Itsajobdoingin-houseaccountingworkforanaccountingfirm,所以.可能会挺有意思的so.couldbeprettyinteresting.是啊听起来很不错Yeah,soundsinteresting.你知道如果我不引咎辞职的话Youknow,ifIhadntresignedindisgrace,我可能永远都不会往私营企业想Imightneverhaveexploredtheprivatesector.就觉得我为啥12年前没有引咎辞职呢
7、Itslike,whydidntIresignindisgrace12yearsago?你要不还是别用”引咎辞职”这个词了Youmightwanttostopsayingresignedindisgrace.特别是在公♥司♥面试的时候Especiallyduringjobinterviews.好决定Goodcall.1.eslie希望能自己来给你们送礼物1.esliewishesshecouldbehereherselftogiveyouthesepresents,但她被停职了butshessuspended.哦她还说这些不是她送的是圣诞老人Oh,andalsosh
8、esaidthattheyrenotfromher,theyrefromSantaClaus.我能先拆吗CanIgofirst?老鼠耗子认证黄金唱片MouseRat,certifiedgold!在Pawnee销量超过100张Over100copiessoldinPawnee!谁给我拍张拿着这个的照片我要裱起来IneedtogetapictureofmeholdingthissoIcanframeit.私人定制的豹纹长袍Personalized,leopard-printedrobe.粉色的羽毛袖口Pinkfeathercuffs.背上用水钻写着.Andontheback,inrhineston
9、es.“你能搞定“Youcangetit!我知道你很难过因为买♥♥不到IknowyouresadyoucouldntgetticketsWatchtheThrOne”嘻哈歌♥手Jay-Z和KanyeWest的巡回演唱会”表明王座“巡回演唱会的票所以我给你搞了块表和一个小王座totheWatchtheThronetour,soIgotyouawatchandatinythroneinstead.看看她甚至把无聊的钟表部分拆掉了放进了这个Andcheckitout,sheeventookoutthedumbclockpartandputthisin.“浪子
10、时间BallerTime.这几位是黑眼豆豆ThesearetheBlack-eyedPeas.我终于杀掉他们了AndIfinallykilledthem.真是个圣诞节奇迹It,saChristmasmiracle.每一年我给Leslie的礼物和给其他人的一样Everyyear,IgiveLesliethesamepresentIgiveeveryone:一张全新的20块纸币Acrisp$20bill.而每年她都会给我非常用心和私人的礼物Andeveryyear,shegetsmesomethingthoughtfulandpersonal.让我很恼火Itmakesmefurious.今年她又超
11、越了自己Thisyear,sheoutdidherself.她是周末来装的Shehaditinstalledovertheweekend.这太-It,sso-这太美好了Itssobeautiful.我们需要给Leslie回赠的东西WeneedtogetLesliesomethingthaterases需要平衡这么多年送礼不平等的巨大情感债务theenormousemotionaldebtthathasbuiltupoveryearsofthisgift-givingimbalance.所有人开始想主意Everyonestartthinkingofideas.哦哎呀Aw,jeez.袜子Socks
12、.她太懂我了Shegetsme.嗨嗨嗨嗨抱歉我迟到了Hi,hi,hi,hi.Sorrymlate.我去给我的团队买♥♥假日礼物了Iwasoffgettingholidaygiftsformyteam.William这是个Knope2012圣诞树装饰William,hereisaKnope2012treeornament.嘿-然后ElizabethHey.-AndElizabeth,我给你搞了个KnOPe2012.犹太烛台.大概吧IgotyouaKnope2012.Menorah.Maybe?别-不好No.-No,okay.那我给你来个圣诞树装饰ThenIgotyou
13、atreeornament.好的我们来聊聊危机公♥关♥Okay,soletstalkaboutdamagecontrol.嗯我可以去今日Pawnee)但是-Now,IcouldgoonPawneeToday,but-我知道这个可能性不大-andIknowthisisalongshotOprah现在有自己的电视台了Oprahhasherownnetworknow.哇Leslie慢点Whoa,Leslie,slowdown.我们的第一步是找到我们的对手是谁Thefirststepisforustofigureoutwhatwereupagainst,我们已经开始做田野调
14、查了andwevealreadygotpollsoutinthefield,应该几天之后就有结果andweshouldhaveresultsbackinacoupleofdays.就远离聚光灯直到我们搞清楚Juststayoutofthespotlightuntilwecanfigureout这个呃事件如何影响选民的justhowthis,uh,incidenthasaffectedthevoters.坐稳了休息一下放松Sittight,takeabeat,relax.“坐稳”休息放松Sittight?nTakeabeat?Relax?我真的不做这些事情Idontreallydoanyofth
15、osethings.实际上我刚刚在开会的时候Infact,whileIwasinthatmeeting,我也在脑内盘算我妈的生日聚会了Iwasalsoplanningmymothersbirthdaypartyinmyhead.草莓玛格丽特Strawberrymargaritas!另一个“杨的用途啊Anotheruseforsal-gar!财务分&hearts淅♥总账自动化财务系统审计管理Financialanalysis,automatedgeneralledgeraccountingsystems,auditmanagement.嗯看来你什公都做过了啊Hmm,youvedon
16、eeverything.嗯他们叫我瑞士军刀会计”Well,theycallmetheSwissArmyAccountant.他们没这么叫-他们应该Theydontcallmethat.-Theyshould.嗯你看我觉得你会是我们很好的新成员Well,look,Ithinkyoudbeagreataddition.你愿意回来再见我们的部门主管吗Wouldyoubewillingtocomebacktomeetthedivisionhead?可以当然Yes,absolutely.我们定个时间-好的很好Wellsetthatup.-Okay,great.谢谢-嗯Thankyou.-Well,uh.
17、再“键”咯Calc-you-later.哦你喜欢那个是吧Oh,youlikethatone,huh?我们这里不常有幽默Wedonotgetalotofhumorhere,但我们有的时候真的太精彩了andwhenwedo,itswonderful.哦-Ted进来Oh.-Ted!Comeinhere!Ted进来的时候跟他说SayittoTedwhenhecomesin.我们可以给Leslie做点棉花软糖WecouldgetLesliesomemarshmallowfluff.我这里就有Ihavesomerighthere.更正亲爱的你这里“曾“有Correction,darling.Youhads
18、omerighthere.你是像熊一样从罐子里舀出来吗是的Didyoujustscoopitoutofthejarwithyourhandlikeabear?-Yes.我手拿不出来了能帮我吗Icantgetitoff.Canyouhelpme?看啊Behold!我把这个部门拖进20世纪的最新尝试Mylatestattempttodragthisdepartmentintothe20thcentury.Tom现在是21世纪了-我知道Tom,itsthe21stcentury.-1know.能把你们拖进20就不错了dsettleforgettingyouintothe20th.我把Leslie所有
19、的邮件信件和备忘录IfedallofLesliesemails,letters,andmemos输入到一个程序里然后生成了.intoaprogramandgenerated.一个词云Awordcloud.这是我们想到礼物点子的方式Thisishowwecangetgiftideas.她提起一个词越多次这个词就越大Themoreshesmentionedaword,thelargeritappears.还有大很多的AnnBen.Andmuchlarger,Ann.她当然很爱Ann-哦ShedefinitelylovesAnn.-Aww.好的我有个主意Okay.Ihaveanidea.“办公室”“
20、办公室“工作“办公室“工作“可爱”“办公室“工作“可爱糖果我要做一个公园部的小型木制模型Iwillbuildasmallwoodmodeloftheparksdepartment.我们可以像真实生活里一样装饰我们的办公室Wecandecorateourofficesastheyareinreallife.那会很.Itwillbe.可爱-等等Cute.-Wait!更好的主意Betteridea:我们做一个姜饼版本的办公室Wemakeagingerbreadversionoftheoffice.那太棒了-我觉得木制模型已经一Thatssogood!-1thinkthewoodmodelis-我们可
21、以用拐棍糖和软糖来装饰办公室andwecandecorateourofficeswithcandycanesandgumdrops!那真的会太可爱了Thatwouldbesoadorable!谢了Ron真是个可爱的主意Thanks,Ron!Thatssuchacuteidea!我有些自然着色得很好的红桦木Ihavesomegreatredbirchwithanicespalting.我已经有缩小版的护墙板了Ialreadyhavesomescalewainscoting.嗯我爱披萨饺Mmm,Ilovemeacalzone.Ben我快疯了Ben!mgoingcrazy!首先他们不让我在公园部工作
22、First,theywontletmeworkintheparksdepartment,现在他们也不让我竞选了nowtheywon,tletmecampaigneither.我想做的只有让这个镇7更好AllIwanttodoisimproveourtown,而他们不让我这么做andtheywontletmedothat!你在意面上放了太多“杨了Youreputtinganawfullotofsal-garonyourpasta.这只是糖而已好吧我需要你转移我的注意力Thisisjustsugar.Okay,Ineedyoutodistractme.跟我说点什么事任何事Talktomeabout
23、something.Anything.嗯那家会计公♥司♥要给我一份工作了Well,thataccountingfirmisgonnamakemeajoboffer.哦是么那很棒啊-是啊Oh,yeah?That,sgreat!-Yeah.你要接受吗Areyougonnatakeit?嗯薪水不错Well,itpayswell.通勤有点远但也没事Thecommuteisalittlelong,butthatsokay.我不喜欢他们的地毯但是呃1didntlovethecarpeting,but.eh.你知道我怎么想的吗YouknowwhatIthink?如果你不喜欢那就休
24、息一个月Ifyoudontloveit,takeamonth.看看外面有啥其他机会Seewhatelseisoutthere.是啊是啊Yeah.Yeah.还有你知道你还是能让这个城市更好的And,youknow,youcanstillimprovethecity.你现在不能工作或者竞选了Youcantworkrightnow,orrunacampaign.那就以市民身份去做-哦天哪Doitasaprivatecitizen.-Oh,myGod.我要成立一个市民行动委员会llformacitizenactioncommittee,我从外部进行游说Illlobbyfromtheoutside,我可
25、以利用起社区的力量llharnessthepowerofthecommunity.哦我的天我终于有点事情要做了Oh,myGod,Ifinallyhavesomeworktodo.太感谢你的晚餐了亲爱的Thankyousomuchfordinner,honey.我能听见你们呼吸而且是的你们可以吃完她的意面Icanhearyoubreathing,and,yes,youcanfinishherpasta.感谢上天我饿死了ThankGod.msohungry.嗯尝起来像果味圈Mmm,ittasteslikefrootloops.哇情况不错Wow!Greatturnout.好的欢迎各位Okay,wel
26、comeeveryone来到首次开会的Pawnee公园委员会tothefirstmeetingoftheParksCommitteeofPawnee,或者叫PCPorPCP.PCP苯环已哌咤又称天使尘为致幻毒品嗯我们真的应该叫PCP吗Um,shouldwereallybecalledPCP?你看因为一是的因为就像毒品PCP一样See,because-Yes,because,likethedrugPCP,我们行动快速力量强大到应该违法的程度Wearesofast-actingandpowerful,weshouldbeillegal.现在你们想看到公园修好什么请讲Now,whatdoyouwan
27、ttoseefixedintheparks?Yes?我注意到白山步道真的需要维护了venoticedthattheWhiteHillshikingpathcouldreallyusesomeupkeep.我在想我们组织一次写信活动Iwasthinkingweorganizealetter-writingcampaign.呃我知道实际情况是公园部没人会读信Uh,I-Iknowforafactthatnobodyintheparksdepartmentreadsletters,除了一个人那个人很棒exceptforoneperson,whoisamazing,但她-他目前不在那里buts-heis
28、ntcurrentlythere,因为他被停职了becausehewassuspended.他如果被停职了能棒到哪去呢Howamazingcanhebeifhegotsuspended?挺该死的棒Diane现在安静Prettydamnamazing,Diane.Nowshush.如果我们想让政♥府♥挪开他们浮肿官僚的屁♥股♥Ifwewanttogetthegovernmentofftheirbloated,bureaucraticbutts,我们的声音就需要被听到thenweneedourvoicestobeheard,而那就是我们需要做
29、的andthatswhatweregonnado.眼清澈心饱满输不了Cleareyes,fullhearts,cantlose.Ron在做整体模型然后我们各自把Ronismakingthemodel,andthenweregoingtoput我们所有的糖果装饰放在办公室自己的角落里allofourcandydecorationsinourcornersoftheoffice.好的所以所有人都做了什么Okay,sowhatdideverybodymake?哈Boom!摇滚糖果AndyRockn,rollcandyAndy.哇嗯-做得真的很好孩子Wow.-Mmm.-That,sreallygood
30、,son.我没给我的办公室做任何东西Ididntdoanythingformyoffice.没关系我搞定了ItsOkay,Itookcareofit.我做了个棉花糖RonSwanson1madeamarshmallowRonSwanson.看到没他叉起双臂因为其他棉花糖同事都烦他所以很生气See?Hisarmsarecrossedbecausehesmadatalltheothermarshmallowworkersforannoyinghim.你喜欢吗Youlikeit?挺好It,sfine.我在决定如何装饰我办公室的时候WhenIwastryingtodecidehowtodecorate
31、myoffice,我必须问自己“我该选择哪种糖果呢”IhadtoaskmyselfwhatkindofcandyshouldIchoose?显然是巧克力因为我甜美丝滑女士们都爱我Obviouslychocolate,causemsweet,smooth,andtheladiesloveme.还有遗留的问题是“我是哪种巧克力呢”Nowthequestionstillremained,whatkindofchocolateamI?我有一点点粘粘的焦糖夹心吗DoIhavealittlegooey,caramelcenter?还是里面装满了小米粒呢AmIfilledwithlittlericekris
32、pies?可能我是白巧克力反刻板印象而行Maybemwhitechocolateandmbuckingallthestereotypes.哦就把你选的该死的糖拿出来吧Oh,justputyourdamncandyout.最后我决定选择一点点精♥装♥巧克力软糖Ultimately,Idecidedtogowithalittlegourmetfudge.我没空做成什么东西Ididnthavetimetomakeitintoanything,也拜托别吃因为这个卖♥♥$55一盎司andpleasedonteatit,causeitcost$55a
33、nounce.所以我用银色m&m巧克力豆做了桌子SoImademydeskoutofsilverm&ms.但他们没有银色的巧克力豆所以我喷漆Buttheydonotmakesilverm&ms,soIspray-paintedthem.好吧那些有毒所以所有人都别吃Okay,thosearepoisonous,sonooneeatthem.是的显然呢Yeah,duh.去吐掉-我没吃啊Gothrowup.-1didnteatany.去吐掉-吐掉Gothrowup.-Throwup.BenWyatt-你好BenWyatt.-Hi.很高兴见到你-我也是Greattomeetyou.-Youtoo.我是
34、呃这个Im,uh,this.嗯谢谢你愿意见我Feinstein先生Well,thankyouformeetingwithme,Mr.Feinstein.拜托叫我DennisFeinsteinPlease,callmeDennisFeinstein.我就直入主题了Benmgonnacutrighttothechase,Ben.这个古龙水公♥司♥是我一生努力的成果Thiscolognecompanyismylife,swork.为什么我的香水事业要信任你呢WhyshouldItrustyouwithmyperfumery?嗯呃我在政♥府♥会计
35、部门做了十多年了Well,uh,vebeeningovernmentaccountingformorethanadecade,我只是觉得到了改变的时候andIjustthinkitstimeforachange.听着Ben我要直入上题了好吗1.isten,Ben,Imgonnacutrighttothechase,okay?我喜欢你-我一直都喜欢你一Ilikeyouvealwayslikedyou但我也喜欢EddiebutIalsolikeEddie.Ed-谁一谁是EddieEd-who-who,sEddie?Eddie是我现任的CFO但我可能开了他雇佣你EddiesmycurrentCFO,
36、butImightfirehimandhireyou.你有孩子吗-没有Yougotkids?-No.挺好蠢蠢Eddie有俩Thatsgood.Dumb-dumbEddiehastwokids.哦天啊别开除Eddie啊Oh,God.DontfireEddie.你为什么要拉他参加这个面试啊Whywouldyouhavehiminhereinthisinterview?Eddie我很抱歉-别和Eddie说话Eddie,Iamsorry-DonttalktoEddie.对待他要像对待一个你在另一个国家Treathimlikeyouwouldtreatapersoninanothercountry花了$
37、25000去猎杀的一个人一样thatyoupaid$25,000tohunt.你在说什么-我在说什么Whatareyoutalkingabout?-WhatamItalkingabout?我在说今生最棒的假期mtalkingaboutthebestvacationofmylife.哦我的天听着我很抱歉Oh,myGod.Look,msorry.我我觉得在职业方面我可以扩大一点范围I-IthoughtIwantedtobranchoutalittlecareer-wise,但那是个错误butthatwasamistake.所以留着Eddie我不想要这份工作了SokeepEddie.1donotwa
38、ntthisjob.你疯了哥们Yourecrazy,man.我们再联♥系♥Wellbeintouch.好的关于娱乐中心的新游戏还有建议吗Okay,arethereanymorerecommendationsfornewgamesatthereccenter?我的女儿她爱蛇梯棋Mydaughter,sheloveschutesandladders.哦不是吧Oh,comeon!蛇梯棋又没有策略Thereisnostrategytochutesandladders.只是靠运气而已我女儿才五岁It,sjustluck.-Mydaughter,sfive.嗯你女儿是个傻子We
39、ll,yourdaughterisanidiot.她女儿是个傻子Herdaughterisanidiot!她女儿是个傻子Herdaughterisanidiot!不不不不她不是-她女儿是个傻子No,no,no,no.Shesnot-Herdaughterisanidiot!你们好我是LeslieKnope我代表PCPHello,IamLeslieKnope,andIrepresentthePCP.我们有六项要求Wehavealistofsixdemands.按字母顺序排列是这样Heretheyareinalphabeticalorder.第一项蚂蚁Numberone:Ants.少年中心里的蚂蚁
40、太多了Toomanyantsintheteencenter.第二项网球场改进Numbertwo:Tenniscourtimprovements.第三项嗯Les呃女士Numberthree-Well,Lesum,maam,呃这个公共论♥坛♥只是关于我们能改善娱乐中心的方式而已uh,thispublicforum,itisjustaboutimprovementsthatwecanmaketothereccenter.说到这个快艇骰子游戏不在娱乐中心里Speakingofwhich,thefactthatyahtzeeisnotinthereccenter是可以与人口贩
41、卖♥♥相称的悲剧isatragedyonparwithhumantrafficking.轻度夸张了点回到我们的要求Slightexaggeration.Gettingbacktoourdemands.我们不会像狂犬病的狗一样被戴上口套的Wewillnotbemuzzledlikearabiddog.我们会一直闹到最上面去Wearegonnatakethisallthewaytothetop.好的我们创造了一点波动朋友们Okay,wehavemadesomewaveshere,people,但我们需要保持劲头butweneedtokeepthismomentumgoi
42、ng.市政经理的名字叫ChrisTraegerNow,thecitymanagersnameisChrisTraeger.我要把战火烧到他身上Iwanttotakethisfighttohim.哦写信活动Ooh,aletter-writingcampaign!神啊Diane你能别建议写信活动了吗不God,Diane,willyoustopitwiththeletter-writingcampaign?No.我有他的办公室号♥码Ihavehisofficenumber.我希望你们中每15分钟就有人打电♥话♥Iwantoneofyoucallingitev
43、ery15minutes.我们也要沿着他的慢跑路线抗♥议♥Wearealsogoingtoprotestalonghisjoggingroute,GNC维生素和补品商店我还需要离市中心8公里内的每家GNC商店有人驻守andIneedsomeoneineveryGNCwithinafive-mileradiusofthecitycenter.但我们只有12个人-13了Butthereareonly12ofus.-13.看我们的规模还在扩大1.ook!Ournumbersaregrowing!没有什么是做不到的如果我们努力工作不睡觉Theresnothingwecant
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