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1、哪一条Whichone?我说过我真不觉得你该系领带ItoldyouIreallydontthinkyoushouldwearanecktie.嗯好吧Well,allright.好了各位最新民调结果Okay,everybody,latestpoll是Newport40%Leslie32%其他人都落后很远isNewport40%,Leslie32%witheveryoneelsewayback.现在这场辩论是我们缩小那个差距的最佳机会Now,thisdebateisourbestchancetoclosethatgap.ChrisAnn和Tom你们要回答记者问题提供事实Chris,AnnandTo
2、m,youguyswillbetalkingtoreporters,providingfacts.一般的打太极Generalspin.太极组Spinteam!这是我能做的最好的工作Thisisthebestpossiblejobforme.我真的可以让任何事情听起来积极Icanliterallymakeanythingsoundpositive.你的房♥子刚刚烧掉了Yourhousejustburneddown而且你在股市里赔了所有的钱andyoulostallyourmoneyinthestockmarket.这是个重新开始的机会火焰有净化的作用It,sachancetosta
3、rtover,fireiscleansing,而真正的财富是用你生活里的爱来衡量的andtruewealthismeasuredbytheamountofIoveinyourlife.如果必须要有人来告诉我我得了癌症IfIhadtohaveanybodytellmethatIhadcancer,我希望那个人是我自己Iwouldwantittobeme.RonApril和Andy你们要给我们最大的捐赠者们组织一个聚会Ron,AprilandAndy,youllbethrowingapartyforourbiggestdonors.他们是体型大的大吗Aretheybig,big?他们是给竞选捐钱的
4、有钱人Theyrerichpeoplethatgavemoneytothecampaign.我希望他们不要期待我们有电梯或者比如焦糖Ihopetheydontexpectustohaveanelevatoror,like,caramels.我不知道什么有钱人啦Idontknowaboutrichpeople.我只为大体型人做了准备Iwaspreparingforbigpeople.菜单都准备好了吗Isthemenuallset?是的我会提供儿块我世界闻名的Swanson厚切排骨Yes,Iwillbeprovidingseveralslabsofmyworld-famousSwansonribs
5、.而我会提供我世界闻名的百元大腿舞AndIwillbeprovidingmyworld-famoushundred-dollarlapdances.棒哦-不行Sweet.-No.好的竞选就在两周之后辩论还有9个小时Okay.Theelectionisintwoweeks.Thedebateisinninehours.我们开始工作吧1.etsgettowork.耶Yeah!公园与游憩公园与游憩第4季第20集第4季第20集哇Wow!不敢相信我们要在这里做这个了Icantbelieveweredoingthishere.这里有大概800个座位啊Thisseats,like,800people.嗯那就
6、是你的对手是全镇最出名的人时你能得到的啊Well,thatswhatyougetwhenyouropponentisthemostfamouspersonintown.这比我高中辩论礼堂大太多了Thisisalotbiggerthanmyhighschooldebateauditorium.你知道我在高中演过彼得潘吗DidyouknowIplayedPeterPaninhighschool?我想象不出来Icantpictureit.1米22跟你在公园部用的讲台大小一样Fourfeet.ExactsamesizeasthepodiumyouuseintheParksDepartment.开场陈述
7、Openingstatement.我是LeSlieKnOPe我爱这个镇IamLeslieKnopeandIlovethistown,我一生都在努力工作让它变得更好andveworkedmywholelifetomakeitgreat.我相信我是挣来你们的选票IbelievethatIveearnedyourvote.BobbyNewport相信他可以买♥♥来BobbyNewportbelieveshecanbuyit.你能搞定我能搞定Yougotthis.-1gotthis.你在睡梦中都能辩倒NewportYoucoulddebateNewportinyoursle
8、ep.我确实是Ihave.我知道我们睡在一张床上简直就是地狱Iknow.Wesleepinthesamebed.Itsbeenhell.我18岁竞选市长的时候WhenIwas18andranformayor,我在很晚才进入辩论Iwaswaybehindgoingintothedebates.但我碾碎了我的对手AndIcrushedmyopponent.所以我才赢了ItswhyIwon.当然还因为我往人群中扔了一大堆白天发光的雷朋眼镜ThatandthefactthatIthrewabunchofDay-GlowRay-Bansintothecrowd.当时是1993年Itwas1993.我爸经
9、营了一个太阳眼镜摊子没啥大不了的Mydadmanagedasunglasshut.Notabigdeal.我终于有机会站在所有人面前Ifinallygetachancetostandinfrontofeveryone讨论这个我爱的镇andtalkaboutthetownthatIlove.如果这个镇比起我更爱Bobby呢WhatifthetownlovesBobbymorethanme?不可能的你会大胜他的Theresnoway.Youregoingtodestroyhim.我要用他的脸来拖地mgoingtowipethefloorwithhisface.你会用牙齿扯出他的脊椎Youregoi
10、ngtoripouthisspinewithyourteeth,然后嚼烂用来漱口andthenchewitupandgarglewithit我爱死你不必要地犯恶心Iloveitwhenyoureneedlesslydisgusting.嘿你们不能进来啊Hey!Youcantbeinhere.辩论还有7个小时才开始呢Thedebatedoesntstartforanothersevenhours.抱歉我们这就走Sorry,wereleaving.1.eslieKnope1.eslieKnope!我在尝试为了聚会打扫mtryingtocleanupfortheparty,但我对天发誓我的手臂不能那
11、么动啊butIsweartoGod,myarmscantmovethatway.就让它乱在那吧无所谓r什么都无所谓了1.eaveitmessy.Itdoesntmatter.Nothingmatters.生活就是垃圾1.ifeisgarbage.发生什么了Whathappened?Ann和我分手了这次是真的了Annbrokeupwithme.Forrealsthistime.而我做过的就只有打电♥话♥给这个广播电台AndallIdidwascallintothisradiostation给了她一个甜甜的公开致意andgiveherasweetlittleshout-
12、out.所以我们在一个俱乐部里So,wereupintheclub.是我It,sme.我们在跳舞我们在流汗就说我们那晚上了二垒吧Weredancing.We,resweating.Letsjustsay,wegottosecondthatnight现在播放爱情治疗存混♥蛋♥博士和污点教授有点Kindof.我好饥渴哦Mesohorny.这个妹的名字叫AnnPerkinsThischicksnameisAnnPerkins.去政♥府♥网站上找她她超辣的1.ookheruponthegovernmentwebsite.Sheiscrazyhot
13、.很棒吧来抱抱Isntthatgreat?Comehere.我赞美了你啊Icomplimentedyou.我想她就是害怕自己的感觉有多强大吧Iguessshesjustafraidofhowpowerfulherfeelingsare.大哥那可不是她和你分手的原因啊Dude,thatsnotwhyshebrokeupwithyou.我真的喜欢她Ireallylikeher.嗯那她知道吗Well,doessheknowthat?整个镇都知道了我活出了自己啊Thewholetownknowsit.Ilivemylifeoutloud.大哥你得停下你愚蠢的扮型男Dude,youhavetostopy
14、ourstupidswagger就用一个通常的声音告诉她你在乎她啊andjusttellher,inanormalvoice,thatyoucareabouther.你又知道什么呢你啥也不在乎啊Whatdoyouknow?Youdontcareaboutthings.我在乎啊我在乎Andy和冠军Yes,1do.IcareaboutAndyandChampion.而且我想要Leslie赢而且我喜欢唾觉所以.AndIwantLeslietowin.AndIlikesleeping.So.所有人都有他们在乎的东西everybodyhasthingstheycareabout.如果Ann是你在乎的你就
15、得告诉她IfAnnisyours,youneedtotellher.嘿你们都搞定了吗Hey.Youguysallset?Ann你有所需的全部事实了吗Ann,youhaveallthefactsyouneed?完全搞定听听这个Totally.Listentothis.人类一生平均要长152米的头发Theaveragehumangrows50feetofhairintheirlifetime.那真的很有意思啊Thatsreallyinteresting.要不来点我们辩论时能用的事实怎么样Howaboutsomefactswecanuseinthedebate?是啊不那些我也有但你必须承认人类身体真
16、的很厉害Yeah.No,Ihavethose,too.Butyouhavetoadmitthatthehumanbodyisamazing.我一直这么说来着Isayitallthetime.我在搜索Pawnee相关的事实1havebeenresearchingfactsaboutPawnee而有时候我就被因特网的无底洞吸引进去了andsometimesIjustgetsuckedintoanInternetrabbithole.等我意识过来时我已经在搜鼻涕虫是怎么做♥爱♥的AndnextthingIknow,mlookinguphowslugshavesex.美得莫
17、名其妙的去YoUTUbe搜搜看Itsweirdlybeautiful.YouTubeit.好的ChriS假设危机Okay,Chris.Hypotheticalcrisis.1.eslie试着回答一个问题1.esliejusttriedtoansweraquestion然后听得到放屁接着吐了圆回来andaudiblyfarted,thenthrewup.Spin.1.eslieKnope给这个镇的主意真的多到要溢出来了1.eslieKnopeisliterallyoverflowingwithideasforthistown.而说到沼气Andspeakingofmethane,你们听说了她关于温
18、室气体排放限制的计划了吗haveyouheardaboutherplantolimitgreenhousegasemissions?哇Wow.太极组Spinteam!Ann和我真的组成了太好的队伍AnnandImakesuchagreatteam.我们在生活里不是一个队伍真的太蠢了Itssillythatwe,renotateaminreallife.我刚刚听到自己说出的词语Ijustheardthosewordscomeoutofmymouth,而我有了一个决定andIhavemadeadecision.我听说你和TomHaverfordIveheardthatyouandTomHaverf
19、ord已经断绝浪漫关系是这样的吗arenolongerromanticallyinvolved.Isthattrue?是的我们分手了Yes,webrokeup.而我真的不敢相信我们居然约会过AndIhonestlycantbelieveweeverdated.确实是对逻辑的藐视Itdoesdefylogic.我依然对你有感觉Istillhavefeelingsforyou.很坚定的感觉Strongfeelings.情绪化的原始的感觉Emotional,primalfeelings.而我想给我们的关系再争取一次机会AndIwouldliketogiveourrelationshipanother
20、try.ChriS我们约会了大概三个月吧而且是一年前了.Chris.Wedatedfor,like,threemonths,ayearago.而且你和我分手了Andyoubrokeupwithme.我真心觉得你是在脑补一些不符实际的事情Ihonestlythinkthatyouvebuiltthisintosomethingthatitwasnt.而且根据你的规则我们不能约会因为你是我的老板啊Andaccordingtoyourrule,wecantdatebecauseyouremyboss.可能不会太久了如果Newport赢了Maybenotforlong.IfNewportwins,市议
21、会可能会把我换掉theCityCouncilmayreplaceme.但这可能会开启我们在一起的机会Butitwouldopenitupforustobetogether.你想要这样吗Wouldyoulikethat?别回答Dontanswer.只需要先考虑考虑来吧我们去打太极Justthinkaboutit.Comeon.Letsspin.电梯已坏请用脚所以你们投资很多吗So,youdoalotofinvesting?我们喜欢涉猎Weliketodabble.我最近在一场旧货出♥t5♥投资了一些衬衫Irecentlyinvestedinsomeshirtsatag
22、aragesale.我在回家路上掉在Wendy餐厅了IleftthematWendysonthewayhome.经济啊Theeconomy.要辩论了激动吗Excitedforthedebate?我不相信辩论我觉得应该少点讲话Idontbelieveindebates.Ithinkthereshouldbelesstalking.在政♥治♥里吗在生活里Inpolitics?-Inlife.来吧Doit.凶猛有力加油打气2012Fierce.Power.Pumpitup.2012.去.好吧抱歉Go.Okay,sorry.没什么能比SarahMcLachan让我更有活力的
23、了NothinggetsmemoreampedthanSarahMcLachan.开场陈词Openingstatement.我是LeSlieKnope我爱这个镇IamLeslieKnope.Ilovethistown,我一生都在努力工作让它变得更好andveworkedmywholelifetomakeitgreat.我相信我是挣来你们的选票1believethatveearnedyourvote.BobbyNewport相信他可以买♥♥来BobbyNewportbelieveshecanbuyit.我有全世界最好的竞选经理Ihavethebestcampaignm
24、anagerintheworld.我可不会这么说Jen太棘手了Iwouldntsaythat,Jensakiller.你可以打败NeWPOrt我不知道我能不能打败她YoucanbeatNewport.IdontknowifIcanbeather.我知道的是这个我爱你我也喜欢你Here,swhatIknow.IloveyouandIlikeyou.我爱你我也喜欢你IloveyouandIlikeyou.哦嘿Oh,hey.或许你想先去探探Newport呢DoyoumaybewannagopayNewportalittlevisit?Ben和我要拿出辩论队妙招里最老的一招了BenandIareabo
25、uttopulltheoldestdebateteamtrickinthebook.在我们都上台之前Beforeweallgooutonstage,我们要不打招呼冲进Newport的房♥间weregoingtostormintoNewportsroomunannounced祝他好运andwishhimluck.所以如果你们要找我的话Soifyouneedtofindme,我会在BobbyNewport的脑袋里llbeinBobbyNewportshead.嘿Bobby我只是想说-我做不到啊Hey,Bobby.Ijustwantedtosay.-1can,tdothis.太难了我太
26、害怕了别逼我It,stoohard.mtooscared.Pleasedontmakeme.有人怯场了啊Someone,shavingamoment.三周了我一直在想Forlikethreeweeksvebeentryingtofigureout能让这个镇更好的方法waystomakethingsbetterinthistown.伙计们问题可太多了啊Youguys,theressomanyproblems.有人得搞定这些问题啊Somebodyneedstofixtheseproblems.Bobby深呼吸Bobby,takeadeepbreath.记得我们讲过什么吗-是啊别做我自己Rememb
27、erwhatwetalkedabout?-Yeah,dontbemyself.做一个更聪明版本的你自己Beasmarterversionofyourself.还有一个少点情绪的人Andapersonwithlessfeelings.我就想睡一会儿我们不能取消这事儿吗Ijustwanttotakeanap.Can,twecancelthisthing?不取消不了No,wecant.我们能打电♥话♥说有炸♥弹♥威胁吗Canwecallinabombthreat?我不想去曲棍球比赛的时候我爸就做过一次MydaddidthatoncewhenId
28、idntwanttogotomylacrossegame.里面发生了什么啊这是某种花招吗Whatsgoingoninthere?Isthissomekindoftrick?你必须取消掉啊我脚磕到了-不他是个灾难Yougottocancelit.Ibrokemyfoot.-No.Hesadisaster.好吧我们怎么做我该退一步吗Okay.Whatdowedo.ShouldIbackoff?我不想表现得像在欺负他Idontwanttocomeacrossasabully.不保持原计划你要继续攻势No.Samegameplan.Yougoontheoffensive.如果他要是退缩了那就更好And
29、ifhesreeling,allthebetter.你可以早点锁定致命一击Youlandanearlyknock-outpunch.你的拳击隐喻超出了性感Yourboxingmetaphorsarebeyondsexy.好了乡亲们一分钟倒计时-谢谢你LorenzoAllrighty,folks.Oneminute.-Thankyou,Lorenzo.你们好Hello.你们在这因为你们给我们钱Youareherebecauseyougaveusmoney.现在我们给你们排骨Now,wewillgiveyouribs.此外你们也要看辩论Also,youwillwatchthedebate.如果你们
30、喜欢这场辩论你们会给我们更多的钱Ifyoulikethedebate,youllgiveusmoremoney.就这样RonSwansonThatisall.RonSwanson.啊哦Uhoh.有人忘记付电视账单rSomebodyforgottopaythecablebill.我说得没错吧AmIright?其实是我Itwasme.我们能在今晚的辩论中期待什么呢Whatcanweexpectfromtonightsdebate?BobbyNewport事先准备的陈述PreparedstatementsfromBobbyNewport,1.eslieKnope慷慨激昂的回答impassioneda
31、nswersfromLeslieKnope.但BobbyNewport超级帅气迷人ButBobbyNewportissuperhandsomeandcharming,所以那就意味着人们可能会投给他so,thatmeanspeoplewillprobablyvoteforhim因为世界上已经没有正义了becausethere,snojusticeintheworld.美国国歌♥勇士的家园Andthehomeofthebrave晚上好各位欢迎来到我们今晚进行的事件Goodevening,everyone,andwelcometotheeventwearedoingtonight,是一
32、场市议会候选人辩论而我们现在即将开始whichisaCityCouncilcandidatedebatethatweregoingtostartnow.我是PerdHapleymPerdHapley.而我是传奇女记者JoanCallamezzo最近刚刚单身AndIamlegendarynewswoman,JoanCallamezzo,newlysingle.现在是开场陈词.Itstimeforopeningstatements.我是FesterTrimIamFesterTrim.很多人认识的我是给你们卖♥♥枪的那个Manyofyouknowmeasthemanwho
33、sellsyouyourguns枪以置信售枪中心店主呜attheGun-believableGunEmporium.Whool我想跟你们讲讲我Iwanttotellyouaboutmyidea突击步♥枪♥自动贩卖♥♥机的主意forassaultriflevendingmachines.他会没事的吗-谁Ishegoingtobeokay?-Who?Bobby-会没事的期待值异常的低Bobby.-Hellbefine.Expectationsarecrazylow.如果他完整说出两句话还不哭的话Ifheputstwosentencestoge
34、therwithoutcrying,媒体就会说他表现得意外好thepressisgoingtosayhesdoingsurprisinglywell.而如果他崩溃了看起来也会显得令人同情Andifhefallstopieces,hesgoingtolooksympathetic.会是双赢It,sawin-win.所以你知道这玩意儿要花多久吗So,doyouhaveanyideahowlongthisisgoingtotake?你可能会想Youmightbethinking,”一个成人影星懂什么政♥治♥啊Whatdoesanadultfilmstarknowabout
35、politics?嗯我今年至今就制片和演出了超过400部成人影片Well,Iproducedandstarredinover400adultfilmsthisyearalone.呜-谢谢Whoo!-Thankyou.而就像Leslie一样AndjustlikeLeslie,我知道在一个满是男人的房♥间里做唯一的女人是什公样Iknowwhatitsliketobetheonlywomaninaroomfullofmen.我是ManricoDellaRossaIamManricoDellaRossa.我相信动物和人类一样重要Ibelieveanimalsareasimportanta
36、speople.如果当选我会为它们抗争Andifelected,Iwillfightforthem就像它们是我自己的孩子一样asiftheyaremyownchildren.我是LeSlieKnope我爱这个镇IamLeslieKnope.Ilovethistown,我一生都在努力工作让它变得更好andveworkedmywholelifetomakeitgreat.我相信我是挣来你们的选票1believethatveearnedyourvote.BobbyNewport相信他可以买♥♥来BobbyNewportbelieveshecanbuyit.而那可能是因为他
37、一生都从没自己挣到任何东西Andmaybethatsbecausehesneverearnedanythinghisentirelife.哇不是吧Wow.Comeon.那伤害到我的感情了伤害我感情了Thathurtmyfeelings.Hurtmyfeelings.你应该做这个积极向上的人的Youresupposedtobethispositiveperson.我们不能就聊我们喜欢的东西吗Cantwejusttalkaboutthingswelike?说得很好Wellsaid.只是提醒一下我们的候选人保持文明Justaremindertoourcandidatestokeepitcivil.看
38、着你呢Lesliemlookingatyou,Leslie.没事的Joan我没事我只是.Thatsokay,)oan.mokay.mjust.我有点紧张啊哎呀我有点紧张mnervous,man.mnervous.我想我想要做得好一点IguessIwanttodoagoodjob.因为我喜欢人们觉得我做得挺好BecauseIlikeitwhenpeoplethinkIdoagoodjob.而我想要你们投票因为我想让Pawnee和我爸AndIwantyourvotebecauseIwantPawneeandmydad看到我是什么样的人toseewhatmmadeof.所以我们来吧So,letsdo
39、this.打捞队啊谁放你们进来的Thewreckingcrew!Wholetyouguysin?嘿JasonHey,Jason.收着点Easeback.我打不通电视公&hearts词♥的电♥话♥你能做点什么吗Icantgetthroughtothecablecompany.Canyoudosomething?比如啥1.ikewhat?啥都可以啊Andy已经开始表演他最喜欢的电影里的场景了Anything?Andyisjustactingoutscenesfromhisfavoritemovies.所以Swayze跑起来了哈从摩托车上把那个家伙铲下来了S
40、o,Swayzeruns.Boom!Tacklestheguyoffthemotorcycle.哥们就说“你死了大哥”Dudeslike,Youredead,bro.冲向他Swayze躲闪剪刀脚Comesathim.Swayzeducks.Scissorkick.那个男的抓住Swayze的头然后说TheguyholdsSwayzesheadandhesays,“我以前在监狱操过你这样的”Iusedtofuckguyslikeyouinprison.看到这个男的的表情可不是互相同意做♥爱♥的表情Bythelooksofthisguy,thisisnotconsensu
41、alsexweretalkingabout.我们看到的是一直拿着枪的坏家伙Weseebadguyhadagunthewholetime.他就Heslike,“我要用老式的方式杀了你“mgoingtokillyoutheold-fashionedway.Swayze就这次不行”Swayzeslike,Notthistime.那是潜台词他没直接说Thatssubtext.Hedoesn,tsaythat.绕开那把枪钩上手臂Bypassesthegun,hooksthearm,回到他杀人之前用的那个秘密招式backtothesecretmoveheusedbeforetokillsomebody.他
42、感觉太不好了但这次Hefeelssobadaboutit,butthistime,他必须做因为这是自卫hehastodoitbecauseitsself-defense.从脖子区域把食道扯出来了Takestheesophagusoutoftheneckarea.你吃不了东西了你只能饿死Youcan,teat.Youllstarvetodeath.而那就是威龙杀阵AndthatisRoadHouse.我下一个演啥Whatshould1donext?这个关于公共安全的问题来自TWitterThisquestionaboutpublicsafetycomesfromTwitter,因为显然那是个现在
43、IE在发生的东西becauseapparently,thatssomethingthathappensnow.嚼肉2015问mUnChmeat2015asks,Pawnee曾经4很安全的Pawneeused2bsafe.”有人偷走了5的车Somelstolemycar.你们1怎么让Pawnee更安全Whatwillyoudo2makePawneesafe,“而且你们能帮5找到5的车吗”andcanyouhelpmefindmycar?我可以向你保证Icanassureyou.如果你在仪表盘架上一把枪Ifyouhadagunmountedonthedashboard自动向试图破车而入的人射击wh
44、ichautomaticallyshotpeopletryingtobreakintoit,现在你的车应该还在youwouldstillhaveyourcar.你知道我猜我想和嚼肉先生说的是Youknow,IguessIwouldliketotellMr.Munchmeat我觉得他身上发生这种事很讨厌thatIthinkthatstinksthathappenedtohim.你知道有一次有个家伙从我吉普车里偷走了一些下坡滑雪板Youknow,onetime,aguystolesomedownhillskisoutofmyJeep我太生气了我捶了一个邮筒andIwassomad,Ipunched
45、amailbox.我反对犯罪但我不会羞于承认magainstcrime,andmnotashamedtoadmitit.这个问题是关于Pawnee的公园系统的ThisquestionisaboutPawneesparksystem.为什么Ramsett公园如此肮脏和糟糕呢WhyisRamsettParksofilthyandawful?很难在如此短的时间里深入探讨Ramsett公园的复杂问题ItsdifficulttogetintothecomplicatedproblemswithRamsettParkinsuchashortamountoftime.你有20秒Youhave20seconds.哦天啊好的我想说Pawnee的公园是Oh,myGod.Okay.IwillsaythattheparksinPawneeare.我对你的时间份额有条更新消息Idohaveanupdateonyourtimeallotment.这条更新是你的时间已经几乎结束了Andthatupdateisthatyourtimeisalmostgone.我没有时间了吗Ihavenomoretimeleft?嗯我开始讲话的时候你还有时间Well,youhads
