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1、好了各位重大新闻Okay,everybody.Big,bignews.1.eslie你愿意代劳吗1.eslie,wouldyouliketodothehonors?不我觉得你该宣布这个新闻No,Ithinkyoushoulddeliverthenews.是啊但你是候选人啊Yeah,butyou,rethecandidate.是啊但你是才华横溢的竞选经理啊Yeah,butyourethebrilliantcampaignmanager.但你是最可爱的Butyou,rethecutest.我爱你我也爱你Iloveyou.-1loveyou,too.嘿你们是要跟我们说什么吗Hey.Wereyougo
2、ingtotellussomething?对-哦是的Right.-Oh,yeah.最新民调显示我们只落后BobbyNewport两个百分点了ThelatestpollhasusonlytwopointsbehindBobbyNewport.两个百分点Twopoints!我知道伙计们我们只剩下一天来弥补差距Iknow.Youguys,weonlyhaveonemoredaytoclosethegap,而我们要登上Knope号♥在单次竞选闪电战中做到andwearegonnadosoinaone-timecampaignblitzaboardtheSSKnope.这将是接下来24小时
3、里我们的家Thisisgoingtobeourhomeforthenext24hours.而如果我们赢了理想情况下这会是Ben和我共享的永久的家Andifwewin,hopefully,itwillbethehomethatBenandIshareforever.呃啥-就是我有的一个主意Uh,what?-ItwasjustanideaIhad.我们不必做的无所谓我们可以再聊Wedonthavetodoit.Whatever.Wecantalkaboutit.好了我们走Okay.Herewego.我们已经走这么远r我太想要这个了我已经可以感受到了Wevecomesofar.Iwantthisso
4、bad,Icantasteit.但我闭上双眼我可以想象WhenIclosemyeyes,1canpicture我宣誓入职时的相机闪光灯theflashofthecamerasatmyswearing-in.而我也可以听到我宣读誓言时的掌声AndIcanhearthesoundoftheapplausewhenItakemyoath.而我能看见在人群里AndIcansee,inthecrowd,奥巴马总统在对我微笑PresidentObamasmilingatme.他赶上了我还觉得他不会来但他赶上了HemadeitIdidntthinkhewouldcome,buthemadeit.嘿兄弟Hey
5、,buddy.公园与游憩公园与游憩第4季第21集第4季第21集几天前在Pawnee市中心的一场常规竞选活动中Afewdaysago,onaroutinecampaignstopindowntownPawnee,一位LeslieKnope暂停被攻击了oneLeslieKnope,pause,wasattacked.播放Play-被一块馅饼Byapie.幸运的是它只打到了Jerry所以没有造成任何伤害Luckily,itonlyhitJerry,sonodamagewasdone.播放我们唯一拥有的证据是一段视频.暂停Play.Theonlyevidencewehaveisthevideoshot
6、by.Pause.拍摄者我的老婆AprilLudgateMywife,AprilLudgate.这是BertMacklin迄今最重大的任务ThisisBertMacklinsgreatestassignmentyet.如果你在看着犯人Ifyouarewatching,perpetrator.你要知道你依然在逃Justknowthatyouarestillatlarge.好的听好了乡亲们我们这里有个安全状况Okay,listenup,folks.Wehaveasecuritysituationhere.你们知道我们到达地点的时候Asyouknow,whenwereachthelocation,我
7、会实施一次安全清扫Iwillbeconductingasecuritysweep.还有从现在开始我们要使用秘密代号♥了Also,fromnowon,we,llbeusingcodenames.你们可以称呼我为“雄鹰一号GheartYoucanaddressmeasEagleOne.Ann秘密代号♥去过上过Ann,codename,BeenThere,DoneThat.April是现在正在上”AprilisCurrentlyDoingThat.Donna是“梦里发生过一次”DonnaisItHappenedOnceinaDream.Chris秘密代号♥”
8、如果非要选个男的”Chris,codename,IfIHadtoPickaDude.Ben是Benis.”雄鹰二号♥EagleTwo.哦谢天谢地Oh,thankGod.不拜托别啊No,please.Comeon.我们有个问题了Wehaveaproblem.我们明天租来接老年市民们去投票点的小客车ThevansWerentedtotakeseniorcitizenstothepollstomorrow现在原话是“不可用了”arenow,quote,Nolongeravailable.啥我以为我们锁定那些车子已经是一周前的事情了啊What?Ithoughtwelockedthosev
9、ansdown,like,aweekago.是啊我们很努力让那些老年人回到我们这边Yeah,weworkedreallyhardtogetthoseseniorsbackonourside在那次坡道惨败之后我真的需要他们的选票afterthatrampdebacle.Ireallyneedtheirvotes.好吧这种问题总是会最后时刻冒出来的Okay,lastsecondproblemslikethisalwayscropup.但我们队伍能够解决的对吧Buttheteamcanhandleit,right?对的-是的Right.-Yes.好的那Tom去那边把车子搞回来Okay,so,Tom,
10、godownthereandgetthosevansback.我会用上我传说中的Haverford魅力的llusemylegendaryHaverfordcharm.我完全信任你1havetotalfaithinyou.带上DOnna一起Ron你也去TakeDonnawithyou.Ron,yougo,too.April你是一个非常聪慧悟性强的年轻女性April,youareaveryintelligentandSaVVyyoungwoman.我不把你只当做小差使1donotthinkofyouasjustagofer.但现在我需要你给我买♥♥一杯三份浓咖啡加八个糖
11、Butrightnow,Ineedyoutogetmeatripleespressowitheightsugars.好Okay.我来吧我去我要去monit.llgo.mgoing.拜托我可以去的我不介意Please,Icango.Idontmind.比第一百万次听她的游说演讲要好吧Itsbetterthanlisteningtoherstumpspeechforamillionthtime.不我愿意去我必须去我需要去再见No.Iwilldoit.Ihavetodoit.Ineedtodoit.Goodbye.今年对我来说是艰难的一年在感情上Thishasbeenadifficultyearfo
12、rme,romantically.MillicentGergichAnnPerkinsAndy的教授MillicentGergich,AnnPerkins,Andysprofessor.很多的失望1.otsofdisappointment.但如果我让身体动起来让头脑始终被占用ButifIkeepmybodymovingandmymindoccupiedatalltimes,我可以避免落入绝望的无底深坑里Iwillavoidfallingintoabottomlesspitofdespair.女士们先生们请热烈欢迎1.adiesandgentlemen,pleasewelcome伟大Pawnee
13、市的下一位市,议员LeslieKnopethenextCityCouncilorofthegreatcityofPawnee,LeslieKnope.这是“雄鹰,号♥“去过上过”正在离开讲台ThisisEagleOne.BeenThere,DoneThatisleavingthestage.“说我没想过就是撒谎“已经就位dBeLyingIfISaidIHadntThoughtAboutItisinposition.我们想要的城市是怎么样的Whatdowewantforourcity?我来告诉你我想要的lltellyouwhat1want.我想要更好的学校Iwantbettersc
14、hools.我想要更干净的街道Iwantcleanerstreets.我想要驱逐DetWeiler广场的暴♥力♥鹅群IwanttoexpeltheviolentgangsofgeeseinDetweilerSquare.而我终将消灭这个城市的图书馆AndIwillfinallyeliminatethiscityslibraries.在过去几周里我们把这场竞选Inthelastfewweeks,weveturnedthiscampaign变成了顺畅运转的机器intoawell-oiledmachine.1.eslie的竞选演讲每次的长度都是10分40秒1.eslies
15、stumpspeechis10minutesand40secondseverytime.来看看这个Here,checkthisout会传来一阵大笑就是现在Therewillbeabiglaughrightnow.而现在是两秒钟尴尬的沉默Andnow,atwo-secondawkwardsilence因为Leslie住模仿影星RodneyDangerfieldafterLesliedoesherRodneyDangerfieldimpression.我跟你说啊这些鹅对我完全不尊重Itellyou,thesegeesedon,tgivemenorespect.一点都不尊重Norespectatal
16、l.她每次都坚持尝试但永远不管用Sheinsistsontryingiteverytime,anditneverworks.但剩下的演讲精彩绝伦Buttherestofthespeech,fantastic.当我在建造公园WhenIwasbuildingparks,帮助社区以及组织丰收节的时候helpingthecommunityandputtingtogethertheHarvestFestival,Bobby在哪呢wherewasBobby?他和他的父亲NickNewportHeandhisfather,NickNewport,在为了他们自己的利益剥削这个城市wereexploitingt
17、hiscityfortheirpersonalgain.吃着他们管家送到嘴边的糖果Eatingcandyfedtothembytheirbutler.是这个镇勤劳人♥民♥亲手做成的糖果Candythatwasmadebythehardworkingpeopleofthistown.你们值得更多的Youdeservemore.这是最棒的部分看看她说这句话之后是什么样Here,sthebestpart.Watchwhathappenswhenshesays,“我们一起可以建设一个更好的PawneeTogether,wecanbuildabetterPawnee.*Glo
18、riaEstefan-GetonYourFeet站稳你的脚跟Getonyourfeet站起来让它发生Getupandmakeithappen站稳你的脚跟Getonyourfeet所有人都说他们在乎那些议题Everybodysaystheycareabouttheissues,但一天结束之时任何人真心想要的butattheendoftheday,allanyonereallywants就是从大炮里射出的免费衣服isfreeclothingshotatthemfromacannon.我盯着这块板子好几天了vebeenstaringatthisboardfordays.我离真♥相&he
19、arts;已经很近了msoclosetoputtingittogether.肯定有什么我们没注意的东西Theresgottobesomethingwemissed.嗯我们再过一遍Well,letsgooverthisagain.视频显示馅饼从高处飞来Thevideoshowsthatthepiecamefromahighangle.所以它可能打到你脸的方式So,itwouldhavehityourface.是这样1.ikethis.嗯哼Mmm-hmm.别闭眼睛Dontcloseyoureyes.不不实际上是更高的地方No.No,itactuallywasfromuphigher.这样感觉对吗是
20、的Isthataboutright?-Yeah.很好把自己收拾干净我们再来一遍Good.Cleanyourselfup.Letsdothisagain.我以为这是显然的Iassumedthiswasobvious,但在以后我希望butinthefuture,dprefer不要参与讨论什么身体油是最好的nottobeapartofanyconversationaboutwhichbodyoilisbest.薰衣草-烤棉花糖1.avender.-Toastedmarshmallow.你在开玩笑吗我真的看不出来你是不是在开玩笑Areyoujoking?Ireallycanttellifyourejo
21、kingrightnow.好吧我让你吃三明治了Okay,Iletyouhaveyoursandwich,但我不想在地上看到任何肉碎屑butIdontwannaseeanyshredsofmeatonmyfloor.我不会剩下肉的这是个荣誉的事情Ileavenomeatbehind.Itsanhonorthing.我鞋子能拿回来了吗CanIhavemyshoesback?等到你下车的时候Waittillyouexitthecar.我得保护我的地垫Ihavetoprotectmyfloormats.好的女士Yes,maam.好的舞台搭好了而我们Okay,thestageisallset,andwe
22、are领先计划三十秒了-领先计划三十秒了thirtysecondsaheadofschedule.-Thirtysecondsaheadofschedule.棒啊Nice!你们同步了自己的手表对吧Youguyssynchronizedyourwatches,didn,tyou?是啊嗯如果组件不同步了的话那就算不上是机器了啊Yeah,WeILitsnotmuchofamachine,Ann,ifthepartsarentsynchronized.啧啧Yikes.虽然我在道德上反对添加糖的量WhileIwasmorallyopposedtotheamountofsugaradded,我还是给Les
23、lie拿来了咖啡IdidgetLesliehercoffee,还有一些龙舌兰茶如果她要改变主意的话andsomegreenteaandagaveincaseshechangeshermind.哇哇哇哇哇不经过我允许没人能接近LeslieWhoa,whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa.NoonegetsnearLesliewithoutmysayso.Andy是我啊Andy,itsme.我搞砸了一次我现在要加倍安全了1messeduponce,Ihavetobeextra-safenow.分辨一个人撒谎的时候Youcanalwaystellwhensomeoneslying看着对方的眼瞄总是有
24、用的让我看着你的眼睛bylookingintotheireyes.Letmelookintoyoureyes.哦天啊它们也太美了Oh,myGod,theyrebeautiful.你的故事通过了出去吧孩子Yourstorychecksout.Getoutofhere,kid.BBB租车嘿BillTomHaverford来自Knope竞选团队的Hey,Bill.TomHaverfordfromtheKnopecampaign.嘿你带了一群保安来是吧Hey,youbroughtthewholepossewithyou,huh?我不会改变主意的mnotchangingmymind.我们已经给那些车付过
25、钱;Butler先生Wealreadypaidforthosevans,Mr.Butler.一天$900$900foroneday.是啊曾经是$900现在是$l♥O♥O♥O♥O♥了Yeah,itwas$900,butnowit,s$10,000.你说什么Excuseme?Newport竞选团队给我一万TheNewportcampaignofferedme10grand租了这些车然后停在那儿tojustrentthevansandparkthemsomewhere,所以我会撕了你们的合约然后我会拿那个钱somgonnatear
26、upyourcontract,andmgonnatakethemoney.还有啥事吗没了Anythingelse?No?好的Great.嗯现在咋办Well,whatnow?他只是在装作强硬罢r我来告诉你们会是什么样Hesjustplayinghardball.Letmetellyouhowitsgonnagodown.几分钟后我们走进去我们提出我们的要求Inafewminutes,wellwalkinthere,we11givehimourdemands然后砰我开始哭andthen,bam!Istartcrying.我们太需要那些车子了Weneedthevanssobad.拜托把车子给我们吧拜
27、托我们很需要Pleasegiveusthevans.Please.Weneedthevans.如果当选我保证会停止Newport家族以及SweetumsAndifelected,IpromisetostoptheNewportsandSweetums公然将污染物倾倒至Pawnee河中fromblatantlydumpingcontaminantsintothePawneeRiver.1.eslie你能评论一下Bobby的父亲NickNewport吗1.eslie,canyoucommentonBobbysfather,NickNewport?NickNewport已经威胁欺凌毒害这个镇太多年了
28、NickNewporthasbeenintimidatingandbullyingandpoisoningthistownforyears.坦白说他是个混♥蛋♥Frankly,he,sarealjerk.而如果他觉得他能给他儿子买♥♥来这场竞选他就是错的Andifhethinkshecanbuythiselectionforhisson,heswrong.抱歉我的意思是你能评论一下Sorry.Imeant,canyoucommentNickNewport今天早些时候去世的事情吗onNickNewportdyingearliertoday?
29、他去世了Hedied?我一I伤心Sad.那是你的官方声明吗“我伤心”Isthatyourofficialstatement?Isad?不我的官方声明是No.Myofficialstatementis,PaulMcCartney对JohnLennon去世消息的回应那是总体来说挺不愉快的thatis,overall,abummer.哦Oh.而我们一起可以建设一个更好的PawneeAndtogether,wecanbuildabetterPawnee.GloriaEstefan-GetonYourFeet站稳你的脚跟Getonyourfeet站起来让它发生Getupandmakeithappen不现
30、在不是时候别伙计们No.Thisisntthetime.No,guys.坦白说他是个混♥蛋♥Frankly,hesarealjerk.刺耳的词语但本记者确实很爱那些T恤大炮Harshwords.ButthisreporterdoeslovethoseT-shirtcannons.现在Jen你关于这一切的想法是什么NoW,Jen,whatareyourthoughtsaboutallofthis?这不是玩弄政♥治♥的时候Thisisnotatimeforpolitics.我呼吁LeSIieKnope取消所有竞选活动IamcallingonL
31、eslieKnopetocancelallofhercampaignevents出于对Newport家族的尊重outofrespectfortheNewportfamily.任何其他事情都会是低档次的手段Anythingelsewouldbeaclasslessmove.与在林肯纪念堂上喷漆画乳♥头♥相抵Onparwithspray-paintingnipplesontheLincolnMemorial.好的紧急会议我需要所有人围绕我Okay,emergencymeeting.Ineedeveryonetogatheraroundme,以我信任他们的程度inorde
32、rofhowmuchItrustthem.情况是这样有人去世了Here,sthesituation.Amanhasdied.但这个人已经98岁了而且是个非常糟糕的人Butthatmanis98yearsold,andhesanawfulman.但是他是个人而且他去世了However,heisaman,andhedied.还有你称这个死人是混♥蛋♥Also,youcalledthedeadmanajerk.但是他就是个混♥蛋♥However,hewasajerk.他让一大堆人失了业Heputalotofpeopleoutofwork,他有一
33、大堆情人他污染了这个镇hehadtonsofmistresses,hepollutedthistown.好的Ben我们怎么办Okay,Ben.Whatdowedo?好吧这很不幸但我们的赌注太高了Okay.Itsunfortunate,butthestakesaretoohigh.我们不能就这么停下竞选我们停下我们就输了Wecantjuststopcampaigning.Westop,welose.答案很好身体更好Goodanswer,greatbody.Ann试着打败他说的话Ann,trytobeatwhathesaid.我不会打败他的mnotgonnabeathim.有那个态度可不行啊Not
34、withthatattitude.好吧行我觉得你该停下Okay,fine.Ithinkyoushouldstop.至少在你亲H对Bobby道歉之前AtleastuntilyouapologizetoBobbyinperson.April-我没在听April?-1wasn,tlistening,但我强烈反对AnnbutIstronglydisagreewithAnn.AndyAndy?如果那个男的.Iftheguy.好吧Okay.我完全认为我们应该继续竞选Iabsolutelythinkthatweshouldkeepcampaigning.我们可能做的最差事情就是停下Theworstpossi
35、blethingwecoulddowouldbetostop.因为如果竞选停下了我们就都停下了Becauseifthecampaignstops,weallstop.而停下就是确定的死亡谁想来个帕尼尼三明治Andstoppingiscertaindeath.Whowantsapanini?有谁吗所有人我还是说所有人吧Anyone?Everyone?mgonnasayeveryone.好的Allright.好了LeSlie你的决定是什么Allright,Leslie.Whatsyourcall?Ann世界上没有任何事情Ann,thereisnothingharderintheentireworl
36、d比对着你美丽的脸说不更难的Tthansayingnotoyourbeautifulface.但我还是会不我们要继续竞选好吗Butmgoingto.No.Weregoingtokeepcampaigning.Okay?但我们要用一种上档次和尊重的方式来做Butweregoingtodoitinaclassyandrespectfulway让Ann不用再啰嗦togetAnnoffofourbacks.下一步计划是啥What,snextontheschedge?如果你让Newport租你的车他们就让车子停在停车场里IfyouletNewporthavethevans,theyjustsitther
37、einalot.如果你让我们租他们会整天全镇到处开Ifyouletushavethevans,theydrivearoundtownallday.免费宣传所有人都看得见你的标识Freepublicity.Everyonewillseeyourlogo.虽然你自己都是用大胞妹来做的Whichisyouallpresseduponsomechickwithhugecans.是啊那天真的太棒了Yeah.Itwasahellofaday.人们需要知道Peopleneedtoknowaboutit.而我也不需要免费宣传AndIdontneedfreepublicity.我自己可以付钱Icanjustpa
38、yforit.用我的一万块Withmy$10,000.你看我也不是想和玩家来玩1.ook.Iaintgoingtotrytoplayaplayer.你只是试着多赚点票子就像我们其他所有人一样Youretryingtogetbeaucoupbucks,justliketherestofus.所以要不这样我有个生意点子So,howaboutthis?Ihaveabusinessidea做美食含酒精酸奶foragourmetalcoholicyogurt.我叫它笆金酸奶IcallitYogurtPlatinum.我让你第一-时间加入llletyouinonthegroundfloor.而我跟你说这可
39、比一万美金要值太多了Andletmetellyou,itsgoingtobeworthwaymorethan10grand.是啊但我现在知道你的坏主意了Yeah,butnowthatIknowyourbadidea,我可以自己去开公♥司♥了Icanstartthecompanymyself.用我的一万块Withmy$10,000.不你不能那么做啊RonNo,youcan,tdothatRon.TomDOnna你们能回避一下吗Tom,Donna,couldyoupleasegiveusamoment?我想和BiIl来一场男人之间的谈话dliketotalktoBill
40、man-to-man.他会偷走笆金酸奶的He,sgonnastealYogurtPlatinum.不我不会No,mnot.515256有个3-335-15,256.Gota3-33.收到CopythatAndyDwyerAndyDwyer.呃BertMacklinEr.BertMacklin.雄鹰一号♥EagleOne.我们需要看看你们的安全计划Weneedtoseeyoursecurityplan.这是个小学啊Thisisaelementaryschool.我的安全计划就是站在这儿-嗯听起来不错Mysecurityplanistostandrighthere.-Hmm.Soun
41、dsgood.看起来这个站点你搞定了1.ookslikeyougotthispost你看到任何可疑人物立即向我汇报Youseeanythingsuspicious,youjustletmeknowimmediately.好吧-不Okay?-Nope也行Thatscool.大哥你在干啥啊Dude,whatareyoudoing?洗车呢Washingthebus.我需要做些让我转移注意力的事情IhavesomethingIneedtotakemymindoffof.你需要什么吗Doyouneedsomething?你想给我点什么事情做吗Wouldyouliketogivemesomethingto
42、do?拜托拜托APril拜托Please.Please,April,please.干啥呢Hey!谢谢你APriIThankyou,April.搞定之后给Jerry再买♥♥一杯奶昔Whenyouredone,gogetJerryanothermilkshake.然后给我我再扔到大巴车上AndthengiveittomeandIwillthrowitonthebusagain.欢迎LeSIieKnope来到故事时间“我们都是你的朋友”培根先生说欢迎I可家”完Wereallyourfriends,saidMr.Bacon.Welcomehome.Theend.而那就是Gr
43、offle糟糕的华夫饼AndthatisGroffletheAwfulWaffle,我写的以及出版的一本代表我教育倡议的书abookthatIwroteandpublishedonbehalfofmyeducationinitiative.有问题吗请讲Anyquestions?Yes.Groffle是怎么穿过糖浆小河的HowdidGrofflecrossthesyrupriver?而你为什么说Newport先生是个混♥蛋♥AndwhydidyoucallMr.Newportajerk?嗯当我说他是混♥蛋♥的时候Well,whenIcall
44、edhimajerk,我不知道他已经去了糖果天堂Ididntknowthathehadpassedintocandyheaven.你还是觉得他是个混♥蛋♥吗Doyoustillthinkhesajerk?而且你也没回答那个糖浆的问题Andyoudidntanswerthesyrupquestion.嗯我不该说NickNewport是个混♥蛋♥Well,IshouldnothavecalledNickNewportajerk.因为我们应该尊重所有去世的人们Becauseweneedtoberespectfulofalldeadpeople.
45、我是说不是斯大林或者希♥特♥勒♥Imean,notStalinorHitler,但我也没有说NickNewport是希♥特♥勒♥butmnotcallingNickNewportHitler.Knope女士我有一个关于我称作混♥蛋&hearts们的后续问题Ms.Knope,Ihaveafollow-uptowhatmnowdecidingtocall,Jerk-gate.BobbyNewport已去世的家人里还有你想要攻击的吗ArethereanyotherdeceasedmembersofBob
46、byNewportsfamilyyoudliketoattack?而且别回避那个华夫饼问题Andquitduckingthewafflequestion.Groffle用了什么船之类的吗DidGroffleuseaboatofsomekind?好了问答环节到此结束感谢各位Allright.Thatsallthequestionsfornow.Thankyou,everybody.我们要假设他游过了糖浆小河吗-Knope女士Arewetoassumethatheswamacrossthesyrupriver?-MissKnope?我永远逃不掉这些NickNewport的问题了Iamnevergoingtogetawayfr
