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1、摩登家庭ModernFamilySeason11Episode15Part3-Sellout!-1dontknow!再说你怎么会在这里Andwhatareyoudoinghere?我来为诺普招人啊Well,mrecruitingforNERP.我说过我需要一个搞科学的人ItoldyouIneedascience-yperson.你不能自己进来闲逛你得有人场证Youcantjustsaunterinhere.Youhavetobeapproved.年轻人我看你不修边幅你一定很聪明Oh.Hey,kid.Youdontcarewhatyoulooklik.Youmustbesmart.你想去一个有很
2、多辣妹的地方上班吗Wanttoworkataplacethathasalotofhotgirls?别闹了Stopit!你还能把情况弄得更糟吗Couldyoumakethishorriblesituationanyworse?抵♥制♥希洛赶紧滚吧Hellno,Helo!It,stimeyougo!-那不是我&hearts汗♥的-抵♥制♥希洛赶紧滚吧-1didntdothat.-Hellno,Helo,itstimeyougo!我以前从没见过这样成群的书呆veneverseennerdsswarmlikethisbefore!我
3、们通常不是群聚型的生物Werenottypicallyaclusteringpeople.天啊是阿尔文Oh,myGod.ItsArvin.糟了我发邮件告诉他我会来Oh,no.Iemailedhimdbehere.我等下要尴尬死了Oh,thisisgonnabesoawkwardforme!我们最后一次见面时我伤透了他的心ThelasttimeIsawhim,Ibrokehisheart.你还尴尬Awkwardforyou?这些人都恨我恨到不惜彼此眼神交会了Thesepeoplehatemesomuch,theyremakingeyecontact!艾丽克丝你好啊Alex?Hi!那些人在干嘛Wh
4、atsallthecom-海莉Haley.阿尔文你好Arvin.Hi.我不知道你会在这Ididntknowyoudbehere.这句话很难说出口Thisisntgoingtobeeasytosay.我结婚了生了双胞胎Igotmarried,andIhavetwins.是的我知道Iknow.Yes.那是迪兰节假H新闻邮件的头条ItwastheleadstoryinDylan,sholidaynewsletter.你确定你没偷偷跟进我的现状吗Yousureyouhaventbeenstalkingalittle?没有有新闻邮件就行了No.No,that,swhy.艾丽克斯这是针对你的吗Alex,i
5、sthisdirectedatyou?是的没错Yes.Yes,itis.他们太刻薄了Andtheyaresomean!抵♥制♥希洛Hellno,Helo!打断一下Uh,excuseme.你们都知道我人很好对吧Uh,you-youallknowmacoolguy,right?你们叫我阿尔文我也不介意mchillwithyoucallingmeArvin.有一次我们还去室外上课Wehadclassoutsidethatonetime.大家先暂停一分钟好吗Willyoujustgiveusaminute?我保证她会全身心感受到我的愤怒Iassureyou,shewillf
6、eelthefulleffectsofmyrage.你最近怎么样不怎么样-So,howhaveyoubeen?-Notsogreat.他们不喜欢你的老板吗Theyrenotfansofyouremployer?这太不公平了Whichissounfair!我正在做非常前沿的研究mdoingveryadvancedresearch很可能会产生深远的影响thatcouldhavefar-reachingimplications.是啊我毫不意外Yeah.Ofcourseyouare.等一下Onesec.你晚上怎么睡得着Howdoyousleepatnight?!你也和他们样吗Okay,so,you,t
7、oo?当然不是No,ofcoursenot.我不是来评判你或你的老板Iamnotheretojudgeyouoryourboss-撒旦Satan!总之我只是想路过打个招呼Anyway,Ijustthohtddropbyandsayaquickhello.海莉很高兴见到你Haley,lovelytoseeyou.别迷恋我了向前看吧Youhavetomoveon.艾丽克斯祝你一切都好那好Alex,Iwishyounothingbutthebest.Okay.好了大伙带点感情Right,guys.Nowwithfeeling.柢♥制♥希洛赶紧滚吧Hellno,Helo!I
8、t,stimeyougo!抵♥制♥希洛赶紧滚吧Hellno,Helo!It,stimeyougo!莉莉的话真的让我们很在意WhatLilysaidreallygottous.或许我们这年纪确实不该要宝宝了MaybeWearetoooldtohaveanewbaby.昨天我发现自己耳朵上长毛了Yesterday,Ifoundhairsonmyears还对着本地新闻大骂and1yelledatthelocalnews.我把宋飞说成了“宋灰”AndIcalledSeinfeldSteinfeld.不过话说回来Youknow,butontheotherhand,我们这年纪的
9、男人要孩子也挺常见的therearealotofmenouragehavingbabies.是的不过他们都有第二任娇妻和保姆Yes,but-buttheyhavesecondwivesandnannies-保姆和娇妻通常是一个人whoareoftenthesameperson.我们需要跟一个Wejustneededtotalktoa-aparent上年纪后要宝宝的家长聊聊thathadababywhentheywereold.你们肯定搞错了因为我生乔时才35Youmustbemistaken,becauseIhadJoewhenIwas35.不我记得你当时已经No,Iremember.Youh
10、adjustturned她不会承认的Shesnotgonnabudge.就跟我们直说吧有多难Okay,j-justtellus,howhardisit?会不会经常没有觉睡Well,aretherenightswhereyoudon,tsleep恨不得杀了自己andyouwanttokillyourself?当然会Ofcourse.卷次抱起放下宝宝时Arethereshootingpainsinyourback后背会不会疼得要死frompickingthebabyandputtinghimdown?每次都会Constantly.好吧有转折臀部吗Okay,well,isthereabut?还算能看
11、跟以前没法比It,shanginginthere,butitsnotthesame.我知道你们担心自己太老了1.ook,Iknowthatyouguysworrythatyouretooold反应太慢了照顾不好宝宝ortooslowtohaveababyatthisage.但你猜怎么着Butguesswhat.你们可以Youcan!那是什么鬼一个娃娃-Whatthehellwasthat?-Adoll.它本该证明你们准备好了要宝宝Itwassupposedtoprovethatyouguyswerereadytohaveababy,但假如这是真的宝宝你们已经摔死它了butifthiswasar
12、ealone,youwouldhavekilledit.难道不是该怪你乱扔宝宝吗Well,wouldntitbeyourfaultforthrowingit?你就饶了我吧我只是在实验新招Givemeabreak.Iwastryingsomething.我IE在想办法卖♥♥这间房♥minthemiddleofsellingahouse.对了顺带提房♥子很漂亮Oh,yeah,it,sverycute,bytheway.有几间卧室Howmanybedroomsisit?三间带一个小屋Threeandaden.比我们家卧室多Oh,thatsone
13、morethanwehave.米奇尔这房♥子真不错Mitchell,thishouse,huh?小卡我根本不能开始考虑买♥♥♥房♥♥Cam,Icantevenbegintothinkaboutahouse我们甚至还没决定好whenwehaventevenmadeadecisionaboutwhetherornot-要不要领养或许这是老天的暗示-weregoingto-Butmaybeitsasign.新工作泡汤了新宝宝要来了Youknow,thenewjobgoesaway,ababycomesalong,突然
14、间我们身处这幢迷人的andallofasudden,we,restandinginacharming三卧房♥子-还有三间半洗手间-three-bedroomThreeandahalfbath.老天爷只要我们换回开架护肤霜Which,holycow,wecouldaffordifwejustswitchback我们就买♥♥得起不行-togrocerystorefacecream.-u202dNo.这里可是好学区房♥Andit,sinagreatschooldistrict.你知道吗她说得没错Youknowwhat?Shesrightabou
15、tthat.他们有全职护士Theyhaveafull-timenurse.我们只有一盒创可贴和-,罐姜汁汽水WehaveaBand-Aidjarandacanofgingerale.我们手上的难题已经够多了Okay,wealreadyhavetoomuchonourplate.我们不能买♥♥这幢房♥Werenotbuyingthishouse!地下室还有唱K室Oh,andinthebasement,theyhaveakaraokeroom专为那些想要模仿天后forpeoplethatwanttoimpersonatedivas又不想被老爸看到的人准备w
16、ithouttheirfathersseeingthem.我想看看也无妨Well,Iguessitwouldnthurttolook.我说不好我真的看起来像在办公室吗Idontknow,guys.Doesitreallylooklikeminmyoffice?大白鲨也不是真鲨鱼Jawswasntarealshark,还是吓得我好几个月不敢坐马桶butIstillwouldntsitonatoiletseatformonths.这角度怎么样妈u202dHow,sthisangle,Mom?应该可以Um,uh,fine,Iguess.我的脸颊好痒我脸上有东西吗Mycheekisitching!Is
17、theresomethingonmyface?你怎么变成外星人了你这是怎么了AdmiralAckbar,whatthehellhappenedtoyou?肯定是你的破蘑菇害的llbetitwasyourstupidmushrooms!我为什么要尝试新事物WhydoItrynewthings?我不会换掉我的老爹牛仔裤mstickingtomyBrettFavrejeans!老天是她是她Oh,God!Thatsher!Thatsher!所有人安静Everybodyquiet!等等我得上去喂宝宝Wait,Ihavetogetuptherewiththebabies-你坐下Sit!贝克曼女士Hi,Ms.Beckman.非常感谢你给我这次.
