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1、摩登家庭ModernFamilySeason11Episode16Partl第H季第十六集再见了专门装电池和外卖♥♥菜单的抽屉Aww,goodbye,drawerdedicatedtobatteriesandtakeoutmenus.再见了墙上的凹痕Andgoodbye,walldent,当年我们以为莉莉是长号♥神童时搞出来的fromwhenwethoughtLilywasatromboneprodigy.米奇尔Mitchell!刚刚是你在这房♥子里最后一次翻白眼了Thatwasyourlasteyerollinthishouse!话说等
2、二宝来到这个家以后Youknowwhat,whenthenewbabycomes,你能别再这么频繁地翻白眼了吗,canyounotdoitasmuch?因为你以前经常在莉莉身边翻白眼导致Because,youknow,youdiditaroundLilyalot,and.好吧别别别别把那个扔了Okay.hey,hey,no,no,no.Dontthrowthoseaway.我或许要用这个I-Imightwanttousethose在全家人面前揭示二宝的到来formybigbabyrevealtothefamily.如果他胆子够大我可以玩埃尔顿约翰逊那一套Ifhe,sbald,Icandoawh
3、oleEltonJohnthing.我们不仅要搬家Notonlyarewemoving,两周后我们还要再领养一个孩子butwereadoptingababythatsdueintwoweeks.那真是让我压力山大因为11年前Andthatisstressingmeoutbecauseelevenyearsago,我配着狮子王的歌♥曲揭示了莉莉的到来IrevealedLiIywithTheLionKing/1真的压力很大andtheresalotofpressure.自找的-毕竟要超越自我太难了-Self-imposed.-.totopmyself.所以我研究了几套方案So,veb
4、eenworkshoppingafewideas.希望在座的各位都喜欢Ihopeeveryoneherelikes.宝宝baby!我可以预见这让大家惊呆了对吧Icanseethattakingeveryonesbreathaway,no?我更担心的是政♥府♥机构会把孩子没收回去Uh,mmoreconcernedaboutthecitytakingourbabyaway.好了修理工五分钟后就到Okay,therepairguysaregonnabehereinfiveminutes.真不敢相信我会说这话Icantbelievemsayingthis,但我们或许真能躲过
5、罪butwemightactuallybegettingawaywith.你们怎么回来了Whatareyouguysdoinghome?就是啊你们不是去参加海滩清理活动了吗Yeah,Ithoughtyouwenttothatbeachcleanup.我们尝试了但那些在海滩上做瑜伽的人Well,wetried,butthebeachyogapeople连往别处挪一百英尺都不肯wouldntevenmoveahundredfeetdown.还以为瑜伽人很能“灵活变通呢Youdthinktheydhavebeenalittlemoreflexible.菲尔Oh,Phil.好消息是我们现在到家啦The
6、goodnewsis,werebackandwearehere可以帮你们置办双胞胎的复活节派对了tohelpyousetupforthetwinsEasterparty.我们可以的Um,weregood.我们完全可以应付Anyway,wegotthiscovered.你们今天早上已经很劳累了Andyouguyshadsuchalongmorning,不如阿嬷阿公去小睡一会儿吧whydontGammaandGrampygrabanap这样就能精神满满地参加派对了好吗sothattheyrefreshfortheparty,huh?好啦Okay.好吧Okay.但我ButI.一切都好我们可以的It,
7、sallgood.Wegotit.上周末爸爸妈妈1.astweekend,MomandDad去蒙特雷参加菜蓟节去了wenttotheartichokefestivalinMonterey.迪兰的妈妈请缨带双胞胎AndDylansmomhadthetwins,于是我们就趁机办了个派对sowetooktheopportunitytohavealittleparty,就为了看看我们是否还有那个疯劲儿justtoseeifwestillhaditinus.果然宝刀未老Wedid.我在追踪披萨外卖♥♥哥的动态mtrackinthepizzaguy,披萨外卖♥&h
8、earts;哥披萨外卖♥♥哥thepizzaguy,thepizzaguy!他叫易卜拉欣HisnameisIbrahim!别忘了带蒜香面包结蒜香面包结Dontforgetthegarlicknots,garlicknots,garlicknots!哟这派对真是“史棒”Yo!ThispartyistheGOAT.就是“有史以来最棒的派对”Greatestofalltime.我叫道格是住你们家街对面的邻居mDoug,youracross-the-streetneighbor.我正好在倒垃圾听到派对的声音Iwasjustcurbinmybins,heardtheparty
9、noise,就想着来加入你们thoughtdjoinup.要给你加点酒吗Wantarefillonthat?我是绝对不会接受你的酒的ThereisnoscenariowhereIacceptadrinkfromyou.酷1.it.看到邓菲家的人还能嗨起来我心甚慰NicetoseetheDunphynamestillcarriessomepartyclout.话说丛林果汁快没了Youknow,we,rerunninglowonjunglejuice.用毛巾吸起来再拧到你的杯子里去吧Justsoakitupwithatowelandwringitbackintoyourcup.好吧Okay.好酷C
10、ool!这是什么品种的Whatkindisthat?今晚就不能有个人跟我好好聊聊天CanIhaveoneconversationtonight别只知道打听我的蛇吗withoutsomeoneaskingmeaboutmysnake?老天啊GoodLord!-发生什么事了我踩在你洒的饮料上滑倒了-Whathappened?!-1slippedonthatdrinkyouspilled.脚踝伤得好重Hurtmyanklereallybad.我不想告你Imean,Idontwanttosueyou,但我觉得也没有其他办法butIdontreallyseeanyotheroption.你觉得呢Doyo
11、u?于是现在我给道格打工了Sonow1workforDoug.大家好啊Hey,everybody!易卜拉欣来了他来了他来了Ibrahimhasarrived,hasa.别光盯着看快灭火啊Dontstareatit!Putitout!我们暂时补救了一下Wemadesometemporaryfixes然后预约厂修理工今天过来修andscheduledrepairsfortoday,爸妈明明说好了这个时间他们会在海滩whenMomandDadsaidtheydbeatthebeach.然后他们竟然提前回来了Thentheycamehomeearly.无法信任自己的家人人生真的太艰难rIt,sjust
12、hardwhenyoucanttrustfamilymembers.啊嬷阿公一定很想小睡一会儿吧”DontGammaandGrampywanttotakeanap?你不觉得这很侮辱人吗Thatsnotinsultingtoyou?菲尔Phil.-非尔-我我没睡我听着呢-Phil!-1.wasntsleeping.Iwaslistening.你真厉害那可真是.Andg-goodforyou.Thatis.一天之内走了好多步啊Thatisalotofstepsforoneday.我在说孩子们Iwastalkingaboutthekids.他们还真把我们当成七老八十的外公外婆对待了Theyretre
13、atingUSlikeactualgrandparents而非那种insteadofthe.the.风华正茂过早抱上外孙的外公外婆prematuregrandparentsweclearlyare.我是我们水上有氧运动班里mtheonlyoneinmyaquaaerobicsclass唯一不需要两根浮条的人whodoesntneedtwonoodles.我把鸡蛋放进了一个可爱的篮子里1puttheeggsinacutebasket为复活节寻彩蛋活动做准备fortheEasteregghunt.-我在杂♥志♥上看到的-真萌-1sawitinamagazine.-Cut
14、e.-海莉-不好-Haley.-Oh,no.亲爰的你♥爸♥和我不想睡觉Honey,yourdadandIdidntfeelliketakinganap.不如你安排点派对的准备工作给我们吧Whydontyougiveusajobfortheparty?我们需要人来帮忙将蛋染色Uh,well,wecouldusesomehelpdyeingtheseeggs.不过不如你们先为派对换好衣服吧Butwhydon,tyouchangeforthepartyfirst?-好主意-太好了-Oh,goodidea!-Yes!菲尔快醒醒Phil,wakey,wakey!我们只有60秒
15、各位Okay,wegotsixtyseconds,people.动作必须快点快Wegottamovefast.Comeon.Comeon.快快快快Comeon,comeon,comeon,comeon,comeon,comeon!没错就这样快快Yes,yes,yes,yes,yes!快快快Comeon,movefaster!速度速度速度1.etsgo,letsgo,let,sgo,letsgo,letsgo!你们能快点吗Wouldyouhurryitupalittlebit?快赶紧离开快快快走Oh,comeon!Getoutofherenow!Go,go,go!非常感谢我太爱你们了再见Than
16、kyousomuch.Iloveyouguyssomuch.Bye!好了我觉得我们成功逃脱了Okay.Ithinkweactuallygotawaywithit.不要啊-我一说这话就大事不妙-Oh,no.-1havetostopsayingthat.派对上那家伙说他的蟒蛇怀孕了Thatdudefromthepartysaidthathispythonwaspregnant.你觉得这有没有可能是蛇蛋Doyouthinkthosecouldbehereggs?我的天啊Oh,myGod!是不是有一只快孵化了Isoneofthemhatching?真是太恶心了Thatssodisgusting!我们只能取消复活节派对了Wehavetocanceltheparty!什么不可能What?Noway!我们才刚跟那帮家长修复关系Wejustgotbackinwiththisparentgroup毕竟我们家女儿胡乱咬人afterourdaughtersbitingspree.如果他们不喜欢自家孩子被可爱的幼儿轻咬Iftheydidntlovetheirkidsbeinggummedbyanadorabletoddler,我觉得他们也不会喜欢Idontthinktheyregonnalove自家孩子被一条蟒蛇咬穿theirkidsgettingpuncturedbyapython!冷静
