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1、我必须说这份报告真的让人印象深刻Knope小姐Ivegottosaythatthisreportisquiteimpressive,MissKnope.非常感谢市政经理先生Thankyouverymuch,Mr.CityManager.而我必须说你穿着这条裤子的样子And1havetosaythatthewaythatyourerockinthoseslacks也很印象深刻嗯谢谢risquiteimpressiveaswell.-Well,thankyou.我们能搞快点吗拜托-什么Canwehurrythisup,please?-What?承认你一位雇员的优秀工作没有什么错啊Theresnot
2、hingwrongwithacknowledgingthefantasticworkofoneofyouremployees,尤其是在她还可爱的情况下especiallyifshesadorable.我回到了公园部Ben是市政经理Iambackattheparksdepartment,andBeniscitymanager,但我们结婚了所以是合法的butwe,remarried,soit,skosher.而且太棒了我们一起生活.Andawesome.Welivetogether.也一起工作-而我们是那么地.Andworktogether.-Andweareso.一致Insync.我们能结束对方
3、的.句子Thatwefinisheachothers.-Sentences!我们在家里排练过了Werehearsedthatathome.裸体在床上排的Nakedinbed.咋滴啦-咋滴啦What!-What!请给表格盖章Pleasestamptheform.我只想再欣赏一遍Ijustwanttoadmireitonemoretime.再说一次极好的工作Again,fantasticwork.实际上干得这公漂亮Infact,suchgoodwork.我觉得我已经爱上你了Ithinkminlovewithyou.哦天啊那是好消息因为我也爱上你了Oh,myGod,thatsgreatnews,ca
4、useminlovewithyoutoo.啥-啥-盖章啊What?-What?-Stamptheform.好吧我们别冷落了RonOkay,letsnotletRonfeelleftout.我们也爱你RonWeloveyoutoo,Ron.盖上那个该死的章吧-集体拥抱Stampthedamnform.-Grouphug!哦我可以来个集体拥抱Oh,mdownforagrouphug.小小集拥快来吧1.ittleG.H.-Bringitin.来一Comeo-哇Wow.我觉得我们的爱让他生气了Ithinkourlovemadehimangry.我觉得他扭伤我手腕了没开玩笑-真的吗Ithinkhebro
5、kemywrist.mnotkidding.-Really?公园与游憩公园与游憩第6季第12集第6季第12集早上好啊AnnPerkins你今天感觉如何Goodmorning,AnnPerkins.Howareyoufeelingtoday?完美Perfect.除了我是头鲸鱼而且我的脚要疼死了Exceptthatmawhaleandthatmyfeetalreadykill.鲸鱼可没有脚啊我的身形太荒唐了Whalesdonthavefeet.-1amacrazyshape.今早我起床的时候我直接向前倒下了ThismorningwhenIgotoutofbed,Ijusttippedforward
6、像一个没做好的保龄球瓶子一样likeapoorlymadebowlingpin.我提到过我脚一直疼死吗DidImentionthatmyfeetkillmeallthetime?哦让我来揉揉吧Oh!Letmerubthem.哦等等不行Oh,wait.No.我在有趣老爹网上读到I脚上有一个压力点可能会刺♥激♥分娩thattheresapressurepointinthefootthatcouldinducelabor.哦无所谓了我不在乎了Oh,itdoesntmatter.Idontcare.我要去咽下我每天必须吃的大药丸mgonnagochokedownthoseh
7、orsepillsIhavetotakeeveryday.哦不不我帮你切成两半吧Oh,no,no,1Icuttheminhalfforyou.而我会给你倒一杯亚麻籽牛奶冲下去AndIwillpouryouaglassofflaxseedmilktowashitdown.一切都很棒Everythingisamazing.今天是完美的Todayisperfect,而且我爱你andIloveyou.Chris太好了考虑周全而且态度积极Chrisissowonderfulandthoughtfulandpositive.他他妈的快把我搞疯了Hesdrivingmeupthefuckingwall.奶昔
8、好了Smoothiesready!这个农民市场的开张Openingthisfarmersmarket是我作为市议员最大的贡献之一wasoneofmygreatestachievementsascitycouncilor.对经济好对家庭好Itsgoodfortheeconomy,it,sgoodforfamilies,对宣传健康生活方式也很好anditsgoodforpromotingahealthylifestyle,而Pawnee极其需要这个whichPawneedesperatelyneeds.看看这棵小树啊1.ookatthistinytree.这个能吃吗Canyoueatthis?哦这
9、棵死掉了Aww.Thisonesdead.嘿Connie包菜今天什么好啊Hey,ConnieCabbage.Whatsgoodtoday?绿色包菜肯定有把握Greencabbageisalwaysasafebet.紫包菜也很好Redcabbageisgood.我是说总是错不了的Imean,youcantgowrong.那就是包菜的有趣之处Thatsthefunthingaboutcabbage.有趣之处之一啊-哦Oneofthefunthings.-Oh!是时候把这个市场带到下一个层次了各位Timetocrankthismarketupanotch,yall!“甜菜身体来甜菜吧”Chardbo
10、dies:Getachardon?我们在这里充“甜”吧1.etsget,re-chardedinhere!到底发生什么了啊-哦是啊Whatthehellisgoingon?-Oh,yeah.那是新开的甜菜摊Thatsthenewchardstand.我想那也是种卖♥♥蔬菜的方式吧Isupposethatsonewaytosellvegetables.我们有瑞士甜菜我们有白甜菜我们有甜菜酥WegotSwisschard,wegotwhitechard,wegotchardpoppers!而给你们那些古怪的素食者们Andforallyoufreakyvegansoutt
11、here.我们有甜菜酒Wegotchardshots!耶Yeah!嗯甜菜也太苦了Mmm,chardissobitter.Ben做点什么啊Ben,dosomething.你想让我做什么-嗯你可是市政经理啊Whatdoyouwantmetodo?-Well,yourethecitymanager.把他们踢出去他们违反了每一条农民市场行为守则Kickthemout.They,reviolatingeverysingleoneofthefarmersmarketsrulesofconduct.你说“行为守则”意思是你做的那儿个木制标语Byrulesofconduct,doyoumeanthatwood
12、ensignyoumade上面写着”请豌柔待人”吗thatsays,Peasbekindtoothers*?是的还有“如遇火灾苣绝惊慌”Yes,andIncaseoffire,romainecalm/还有“你不会香信我们的商户多会榄客”andYouwontbayleafhowniceoliveourvendorsare.我不喜欢蔬菜但我很擅长蔬菜谐音梗Idontlikevegetables,butmverygoodatvegetablepuns.好吧我承认这有点可疑但是Okay,Iadmitthisisalittleiffy,but.只是有点可疑吗-我检直城M商户准则之前什么都不能做Alitt
13、leiffy?-1cantdoanythinguntilIchecktherulesforcityvendors.包菜啊Cabbage!来买♥♥吧Comeand.getit.Connie别啊Connie,no.把那些收起来Putthoseaway.*April坐在我腿上*JAprilssittingonmylapJ*别告她厕所我想上*JIshouldnttellherthatIgottatakeacrapJ*哦悲剧*JOh,no别-*我就该去*Dont.-JIshouldjustgo哦天啊你弹吉他啊Oh,myGod.Youplayguitar?不那是台超小的钢琴No
14、,thatsasupersmallpiano.好吧我就需要你这种讽刺来好好散个步Okay,mgonnaneedthesarcasmtotakealongwalkrightnow.我的糟糕侄子Sebastian这周末要办个六岁生日趴MyterriblenephewSebastianishavinghissixthbirthdaypartythisweekend,而他们雇的小丑得疱疹了andtheclowntheyhiredhasshingles.你觉得你们乐队能来演奏一个小时吗Youthinkyourbandcouldplayforanhour?多少钱-75Howmuch?-75.75万刀吗$7
15、5,000?300如何-300万刀吗Howabout300?-$300,000?150他们接了150.-Theylldoit.啊谢谢你真是太欣慰了Ah,thankyou.Thatissucharelief.我非常爱我的侄子但他是个可怕的小暴君1lovemynephewverymuch,buthesahorriblelittletyrant,所以别把他这天给毁rsodontruinthisdayforhim!150块吗150bucks?分开四份哈Splitthatfourways,boom.600刀$600.我再说一遍男卫生间急需一个单独的洗面奶机11sayitagain:Themensroom
16、needsaseparatedispenserforfacewash.我可不能用洗手液洗脸啊Icantwashmyfacewithhandsoap.看看这些毛孔它们都张开了1.ookatthesepores.Theyregaping.嘿伙计们-暂停Hey,guys.-Time-out.我们暂时休会我们能帮你吗Ann1.etstakeabriefrecess.Canwehelpyou,Ann?我在找LeSIie但现在我很好奇IwaslookingforLeslie,butnowmcurious工作时间你们为何坐在这什么不做还喝酒whyyouguysaresittingarounddoingnot
17、hingandgettingdrunkatwork.美酒是牢骚和奶酪俱乐部美人儿Itsthewhine&cheeseclub,gorgeous.这是每月的聚会lt,samonthlygathering在此我们聚在一起发泄上班时的烦人事whereweallgettogetherandventaboutwhatannoysusatwork.同时也享受美酒和奶酪当然Overfinewinesandcheeses,ofcourse.1.arry香肠1.arry,salami!人力资源部要求我每个月有一次ThehumanresourcesdepartmentrequiresthatIbeavailabl
18、eonceamonth和我的雇员们讨论办公室争议todiscussworkplacedisputeswithmyemployees.规则没有明确是否允许我Therulesdonotspecifywhetherornotmallowedtolisten同时在耳机里听WillieNelsontoWiIlieNelsononmyheadphones.然后Kyle又停在我的车位里了AndKyleparkedhiscarinmyspotagain.那可是这个月的第四次了Now,thatisthefourthtimethismonth.WillieNelson-HelloWalls你好墙壁Hello,wa
19、lls你好Hello你今天过得如何呢JHowdthingsgoforyoutoday?J我只想掐到他昏过去Ijustwanttochokehimuntilhepassesout.时间到-看起来挺好玩我想试试Time.-Thislookslikefun.Iwanttotry.嗯这是有规矩的甜豌豆下一个轮到DonnaMm,theresrulestothis,sweetpea.It,sDonnasturnnext.我把我的时间割让给AnnllcedemytimetoAnn.我有种感觉这会很棒的Ihaveafeelingthisisgonnabegood.好吧嗯我不会讲很久因为我又要去尿了Okay,w
20、ell,mnotgonnatalkforlong,causeIhavetopeeagain,因为我每六分钟就要尿一次causeIhavetopeeeverysixminutes,因为我H里有个沙滩球在殴打我的膀胱causeIhaveabeachballinmystomachthat,spunchingonmybladder.好糟我知道啊Thatsucks.-1know.而且我永远都在饿-哦嗯吃点奶酪吧Andmnevernothungry.-Oh,well,havesomecheese.我不能吃奶酪啊LalTy而且我也不能喝酒Icanthavecheese,Larry!And1canthavew
21、ineeither.我不能吃任何好东西Icanthaveanythinggood.你知道我能吃的只有液化的亚麻籽Youknow,whatIcanhaveisliquefiedflaxseed.但我不想要你们知道我想要啥ButIdon,twantthat.YouknowwhatIwant?炸猪皮我想吃橡皮糖Porkrinds.Iwantjellybeans.而且我想吃一整个垃圾袋装满的土豆泥AndIwantahugetrashbagfilledwithmashedpotatoes.我想变成吃豆人但不是豆子我想让它们都变成肉桂卷IwanttobePac-Man,andinsteadofdots,I
22、wantemtobecinnamonbuns.我想变成一个巨大的头和一张嘴巴Iwanttobeagiantheadandamouth,而且我只想吃一排又一排的垃圾食物小球and1justwanttoeatrowsandrowsofjunkfoodpellets,而且我的土豆泥垃圾袋呢andwhere,smytrashbagofpotatoes?.时间到Time.噫Yikes.好了HarrisonFord电影之夜Okay,HarrisonFordmovienight.开始之前我更多想到的是那个甜菜男Beforewedothat,Iwasthinkingmoreaboutthatchardguy.
23、我是说让你吊销他们的营业执照会非常简单啊Imean,itwouldbeveryeasyforyoutorevoketheirlicense.好了LeSlie这是市政事务我也是不是个皇帝Okay,Leslie,thisiscitybusiness,andmnotanemperor.我不能就毫无理由地赶他们走Icantjustkickthemoutfornoreason.理由就是那是蔬菜色情Thereasonisitsvegetableporn.欲米棒子Pornonthecob.抱歉我就是非常擅长这个msorry.mjustverygoodatthat你看我也不是过分IE经但重点是1.ook,Ia
24、mnotaprude,butthepointis,人们不应该是半裸的peopleshouldntbehalfnaked,你知道吗在公共场合在大白天在孩子面前youknow,inpublic,inthemiddleoftheday,infrontofchildren.那就是你要的原因了赶他们出去Theresyourreason.Kickthemout.你看现在我们又一起工作了1.ook,nowthatwe,reworkingtogetheragain,把我们的家庭生活和工作生活分开或许是好事maybeitwouldbegoodtokeepourhomelifeandourworklifesepa
25、rate.就像我们只在市政厅讨论工作的事情1.ikeweonlytalkaboutworkstuffwhenwereatcityhall,像一个防火墙系统likeafirewallsystem.是啊是啊好挺聪明Yeah.Yeah,okay.Thatssmart.家庭是家庭工作是工作Homeishome,andworkiswork.我们明天在办公室总是能讨论这个的Wecanalwaystalkaboutthistomorrowattheoffice.很好很高兴你同意Good.Gladyouagree.指夺宝奇兵4好了那就看水晶骷髅王国吧Allright.CrystalSkullitis.不觉得跳
26、进冰箱就能从核爆中存活是很离谱的No,itsridiculoustothinkthatyoucouldsurviveanuclearblastbyjumpingintoarefrigerator.嗯哼是啊嗯哈-但还是就比方-Mm-hmm,yeah,uh-huh.-Butstill,itslike-好吧所以我找到一个法律上的先例Okay,soIfoundalegalprecedent能关掉那些蔬菜污秽贩子toshutdownthosevegetablesmutpeddlers.发生什么了啊Whatishappening?防火墙啊大哥Firewall,man.我们开进了停车场这里严格来说是市政厅地
27、♥产♥Wepulledintotheparkinglot,andthisistechnicallycityhallproperty,所以我们进入工作状态了-我们来吧sonowwereatwork-letsdothis.农民市场是个社区聚集地Thefarmersmarketisacommunitymeetingplace,而那个泛性恋脱衣舞秀基本上否定了整个目的andthatpan-sexualstrippershowbasicallynegatesthewholepurpose.所以如果你在找一个踢出他们的理由这里有158个Soifyou,relookingfora
28、reasontokickthemout,here,s158.新的农民rK场行为准则Thenewfarmersmarketrulebook.好吧你是什公时候做的这个Okay,whendidyoumakethis?我熬了个通宵Istayedupallnight.我也做了这些-Ialsomadethese-1.eslie的太妃惊喜1.esliestoffeesurprise.惊喜是里面有太妃糖Thesurpriseisthere,stoffeeintheinside.等你吊销甜菜商家的执照之后你就能吃了Youcaneatthoseonceyourevokethechardvendorslicense
29、.日安同事Goodday,colleague.好吧Okay.AnnPerkins你感觉如何AnnPerkins!Howareyoufeeling?你不想知道的-我只想知道这Youdontwanttoknow.-It,sallIwanttoknow.好吧大哥你自找的Allright,man,youaskedforit我的疼痛从我屁♥股♥一路喷射到我脖子Ihaveshootingpainsthatgoallthewayupfrommybutttomyneck.我肚子上的妊娠纹多到Mystomachhassomanystretchmarksonit看起来像老式地球仪tha
30、titlookslikeanold-fashionedglobe.我的胸真的变得特别酸痛Myboobsaregettingreallysore.还有我刚刚读过BrookeShields的关于产后抑郁的书Also,IjustreadBrookeShieldsbookonpost-partumdepression.现在我有产后抑郁前焦虑了NowIhavepre-post-partumdepressionanxiety.嗯别怕Well,neverfear.我拿点泰诺给你止痛乳木果油给你的肚子IwillgetyouTylenolforyourpainandsheabutterforyourbelly.
31、而你撩人的身形只意味着你的身体Andyourvoluptuousfigureonlymeansyourbodyisworking就像大自然计划的那样工作着exactlyasnatureintendedit.你看没事了好点了吗There,it,sallgood.Isthatbetter?是啊谢了Yeah.Thanks.我读一些关于乳♥头♥的材料vebeenreadinguponnipples.你的乳♥头♥现在感觉敏感Thereasonthatyourefeelingnipplesensitivity是因为你乳♥头&hearts
32、;里的乳导管正在打开isbecauseyourmilkductsinyournipplesareopeningup,所以我给你买♥♥了这个乳♥头♥套装whichiswhyIboughtyouthisnipplekit.是来自Kernstens的乳♥头♥人ItsfromKernsten,s-thenipplepeople.里面有乳♥头♥霜乳♥头♥垫还有个特殊的乳♥头♥痘药膏Ithasnipplecream,nipplepads,a
33、ndalsoaspecialnipplepimpleointment如果你在乳♥头♥上长了小痘的话incaseyoudevelopanypimplesonyournipples.哦天啊你得别再用乳♥头&hearts厂这个词了Oh,myGOCtyouhavetostopusingthewordnipple.好吧总之Okay.Anyway.希望那些能帮你解决你得敏感问题可能出现在你的Hopefullythatwillhelpyouwithanysensitivitythatmayarisearoundyour.胸帽上boobhats.1.alTy进来赶紧的
34、1.arry,getinthere!Comeon!怎公-我甚至不知道我们来做什么Whatdo-Idontevenknowwhatweredoing.这一切的缘由是什么啊护士Whatisthemeaningofthis,nurse?紧急牢骚奶酪俱乐部Emergencywhine&cheeseclub.把耳机戴上吧Ron我有一大堆抱怨Putyourheadphoneson,Ron.Ihavealotofcomplaints.坐下我需要发泄了Sitdown.Ineedtovent.而且任何情况下都不要回应我说的任何话Anddonotunderanycircumstancesrespondtoanyt
35、hingIsay.好了Allright.我们来聊呕吐吧孩子们1.etstalkaboutvomit,kids.我一天到晚都这样Idoitalldaylong.*超级好玩*JSuperfun*感觉超级棒*JItfeelssupergood*我想一直这么做*JIwannadoitallthetime*做♥爱♥好酷*JSexiscool好了做♥爱♥好酷搞定了Okay,SexIsCool.Gotthat.我觉得我们以醉翻了天收尾IsaywefinishonDrunkOffOurAsses.而且我觉得我们应该唱太空做♥爱&hearts
36、;And1thinkweshoulddoSexinSpace.它20分钟长但是真的很好It,s20minuteslong,butitsreallygood.宝我觉得你不该给一群六岁小孩唱这里任何一首Babe,Idontthinkyoushouldplayanyofthosesongsforagroupofsix-year-olds.哇等等一六岁小孩吗Whoa,wait-six-year-olds?你是给我们订了个儿童派对的活吗Didyoubookusagigatakidsparty?你说我们要上音乐节啊Yousaidwewereplayingatafestival.涅槃乐队Nirvana的鼓手
37、你说DaveGrohl会去的YousaidDaveGrohlmightbethere.DaveGrohl可能会去啊我也不知道DaveGrohlmightbethere.Idontknow.他哪都可能去Hemightbeanywhere.那家伙太棒了而且他无法预料啊Theguysawesome,andhe,sunpredictable.不不我不会为一群尖叫的小孩演奏的No,no,mnotplayingforabunchofscreamingkids.TheWiggles澳大利亚著名儿童表演团体老鼠耗子是摇滚乐队我们不是TheWigglesMouseRatisarockband.Werenotth
38、eWiggles.不是吧Comeon!我已经厌倦这个乐队的戏剧情节了msickofallthedramawiththisband.我我退出我要回到犹太法学学校了I-Iquit.mgoingbacktorabbinicalschool.脐带什么学校Umbilicalschool?Rivers回来Rivers别这样啊嘿Rivers,comeback.Rivers,dontdothis.Hey!奥尼尔可能会去的啊Shaqmightbethere!嘿你有空把我给你的那个小册子签字了吗Hey,didyougetachancetosignoffonthatbookletIgaveyou?嗯我看过了但看起来
39、你的农民市场守则Well,Ireadit,butitseemslikeyourfarmersmarketrules可能是特别针对“甜菜身体”的maybespecificallytargetingchardbodies.什么怎么What?How?禁止可见乳♥沟♥Novisiblecleavage.”禁止频闪灯禁止甜菜相关讽刺”Nostrobelights.Nochard-relatedinnuendo.,那些对所有商户适用啊Thoseapplytoallvendors.不管怎样已经太晚了木已成舟了Eitherway,itstoolate.Thetrainhasleft
40、thestation.好吧什么木成了什么舟啊Okay,whattrain,fromwhichstation?你们要吊销我的执照吗-哦天Yourerevokingmylicense?-Oh,boy.是的Nolan在市政经理办公室的支持下Yes,Nolan,undertheauspicesoftheofficeofcitymanager,之类之类不重要你违反了很多守则etcetera,etcetera,itsnotimportant,youareinviolationofmanyrules,因此你不能再在Pawnee农民市场销♥售♥你的商品了andthereforeyo
41、ucannotsellyourgoodsanymoreatthePawneefarmersmarket.Ben毫不犹豫地支持我Ben,backmeuponthiswithouthesitation.NoIan我能稍微聊一会儿吗和我的妻-Nolan,canIhaveasecondtospeakwithmyw-Knope女士聊一会儿withMs.Knopeforasecond?你们看甜菜是很恶心1.ook,chardisdisgusting.你们试试不川性感舞者来卖♥♥不可能的Youtrysellingitwithoutsexydancers.It,simpossibl
42、e.就像是“嘿你喜欢黄苣吗Itslike,Hey,youlikelettuce?“试试这个这个更烂尝起来像甘蓝在菠菜上拉了屎”Trythis.It,sworse.Ittasteslikekaletookadumponspinach.我喜欢认为是有狐臭的芹菜IliketothinkofitascelerywithB.0.但如果这么恶心你就该卖♥♥点其他东西啊Butifitssogross,youshouldjustsellsomethingelse.我从我爸那里继承的这个农场我只有这个了Iinheritedthisfarmfrommydad.ItsallIhave.此
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