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1、好了Martin给我们展示你的才能吧Okay,Martin,showuswhatyougot.模仿昆汀塔伦蒂诺好吧你知道所以我是昆汀塔伦蒂诺Okay,youknow,so,mQuentinTarantino.而我在导演一部电影Andmcastingamovie.而我想把约翰马尔科维奇放进那部电影AndIwannaputJohnMalkovichinthatmovie.模仿约翰马尔科维奇昆汀我很高兴能加入你的电影Quentin,dbehappytobeinyourmovie.但我想让我的朋友Tommy也在里面ButIwantmyfriendTommytobeinit,too.模仿TommyLee
2、Jones我不想进入你的电影Idontwannabeinyourmovie.我讨厌电影Ihatemovies.因为我是TommyLeeJones-啊BecausemTommyLeeJones.-Ah!这些人都是谁啊Whoareanyofthosepeople?谢谢你Martin-还有我是乔治布♥什♥-挺好的Thankyou,Martin.-Also,mGeorgeW.Bush.-Thatsgood.我们在为联合演唱会的本地艺人舞台做试镜WeareholdingauditionsforthelocaltalentstageattheUnityConcert.这是我需要
3、完成的最后一个任务ThisisthelasttaskIneedtoaccomplish然后我就能前进然后开始挑战我生活中更大的疑问了beforeIcanmoveforwardandtakeonthebiggerquestionsinmylife.我讨厌没完成的任务Ihatetasksthatareuncompleted.我为了任务完成时对应栏上的那个勾而活Iliveforthecheckmarksincolumnsindicatingthecompletionoftasks.我们搞定了吗Arewedonehere?很好Great.感觉太好了Thatfeelsgood.这是我写的一首抨击诗Thi
4、sisaslampoemthatIwrote.而我现在正在用嘴向你们说出这首抨击诗AndIamspeakingtheslampoemtoyourightnowwithmymouth.我分不清哪些应该是抨击诗Icannottellthedifferencebetweenwhatssupposedtobeslampoetry哪些只是他在讲话-我也觉得啊andwhat,sjusthimtalking.-1know.我的第二首抨击诗叫做我的第二首抨击诗作者PerdHapley)MysecondslampoemiscalledMySecondSiamPoembyPerdHapley/作者PerdHapl
5、eybyPerdHapley.公园与游憩公园与游憩第6季第19集第6季第19集流感季节II我必须要检查一下但我很肯定我们可以处理dhavetocheck,butmprettysurewecanhandlethat.我确实有一个问题Idohaveonequestion.等等Holdon.哦我的天哪Oh,myGod.Andy哦我的抱歉Andy!Oh,my.-Sorry.Andy你要生病了吗Andy.Areyougettingsick?我不觉得啊别生病了Idontthinkso.-Dontgetsick.再来点维生素CTakemorevitaminC.收到维生素C是Fred的那个还是Barney的那
6、个Copythat.VitaminC.IsthattheFredoneortheBarneyone?又到了流感季了我可不能生病我有太多工作要做了It,sfluseasonagain,andIcannotgetsick.Ihavetoomuchworktodo.不幸的是Pawnee就像是个疾病的繁殖地Unfortunately,Pawneeislikeabreedinggroundfordisease因为我们差劲的卫生习惯和浣熊人M密度duetoourpoorhygienehabitsandraccoondensity.这是在镇历史上根深蒂固的东西Itsdeeplyingrainedinourt
7、ownshistory.我们曾经每年都要加冕流感小姐WeusedtocrownMissInfluenzaeveryyear.疾控部门把那个选美称作是“伦理上应受谴责”TheCDCcalledthepageantethicallyreprehensible.囤点纸巾别摸你的脸啥也别摸StockuponKleenex.Donttouchyourface.Don,ttouchanything.人们已经像苍蝇一样倒下了Peoplearedroppinglikeflies.我们已经必须隔离Larry了WealreadyhadtoquarantineLarry.1.eslie我感觉不太好我不能就回家办公吗
8、1.eslie,Idon,tfeelgood.CantIjustworkfromhome?帐篷就是你现在的家了LarryThetentisyourhomenow,Larry.我们已经转发了你的邮件Wealreadyforwardedyourmail.哦嗯有件事会让你真的觉得很好的Oh,well,heressomethingthat,sgoingtomakeyoufeelreallygood.猜猜我刚刚锁定了谁作为联合演唱会的头条人物GuesswhoIjustsecuredastheheadlinerfortheUnityConcert.ChippMcCapp-不是吧-是的ChippMcCapp
9、!-No!-Yes!棒啊等等不我不想碰你的手哇Nice!Wait,no,Idontwanttotouchyourhand.Wow!ChippMcCapp是谁啊Who,sChippMcCapp?ChippMcCapp是世界上最厉害的17岁乡村歌♥手ChippMcCappisthemostamazing17-year-oldcountrysingerintheentireworld.他就像是印第安纳的甜心HeslikeIndianassweetheart.我们都是Chip鼠那就是他的粉丝们的自称WearehugeChippmunks.Thatswhathisfanscallthems
10、elves.我不知道为啥Chip鼠因为那个动物吗1dontknowwhy.Chippmunks.Becauseoftheanimal?不那也太简单了吧是啊好吧No,thatstoosimple.-Yeah.Okay.他最新的歌♥曲美如我妈(支持部队)Hislatestsong,BeautifulLikeMyMom(SupportTheTroops),在YouTube上有大概两百万点击了has,like,twomillionhitsonYouTube.*她不在乎那华丽潮品*Shedon,tcareaboutnofancytrends*她只是个南方的母亲*Shesjustamomfr
11、omoldSouthBend安全回家吧男孩们Gethomesafe,boys,而且感谢你们保护我们的自♥|il♥andthankyouforprotectingourfreedom.我们再放一遍再放一遍1.etsplayitagain.-Playitagain.DonnaAPril酒国列车要出发了准备好了吗Donna,April,winecountrytrainisleavingthestation.Youready?是的Donna如果你载我们去的话我会喝得非常醉的Yes.Donna,ifyoudriveusthere,1willgetverydrunk.90年代R
12、&B组合成交吗-行但我们全程都要连续听JodeciDeal?-Fine,butwerelisteningtoJodecinonstop.今天在一个本地酒庄Todayatalocalvineyard,一群品酒师也就是酒类专家在为他们的证书竞争abunchofsommeliers,AKAwineexperts,arecompetingfortheircertification.我要雇佣最好的一位用在我的新餐厅-mgoingtohirethebestoneatmynewrestaurant-Tom的小酒馆Tom,sBistro.说服他人买♥♥他们不需要的贵重物品Peopl
13、ethatconvinceotherpeopletobuyexpensivestufftheydontneed.那些人才是真正的英雄Thosearetherealheroes.我也想来我爱酒和关于酒的一切Iwanttocome.Ilovewineandeverythingaboutit.土壤啊藤蔓啊Thesoil,thevines.我在普渡大学学习了三年的植物学IstudiedbotanyforthreeyearsatPurdueUniversity.普渡大学学生自称冲啊锅炉制♥造♥工们Go,Boilermakers!那里会有酒精所以我也会去的Therewillbe
14、alcoholthere,soIwillgo,aswell.嗯没准我也该跟着Well,maybeIlltagalong.我没有其他工作要做了Idonthaveanymoreworktodo.或许它会很放松呢Maybeitwillberelaxing.我没邀请你们任何人啊1didntinviteanyofyou.我从两个酷人开始的结果跟了一群爷爷IstartedwithtwocoolpeopleandIendedupwithabunchofgrandpas.听着爷爷们1.isten,grandpas.等我们去到酒庄的时候Whenwegettothevineyard,那里会有很多的时髦人士ther
15、ellbealotoffancypeoplethere.拜托我求求你们别给我丢脸Please,Ibegyou,dontembarrassme.我们会怎么给你丢脸呢Howwouldweembarrassyou?你已经在丢了我求过你了啊Yourealreadydoingit.Ibeggedyou.我爱做卡片然后把他们放进卡槽1lovemakingcardsandputtingthemintheslots.任务完成Taskcompleted.很棒啊我猜现在我们搞到ChippMcCapp作为头条人物了Nice.Iguess,nowthatwevegotChippMcCappasourheadliner
16、,我可以丢掉我超棒的许愿列表了Icangetridofmyawesomewishlist是啊那些都有点遥不可及Yeah,thosearelongshots.”鲍勃迪伦的朋友们”吗BobDylansfriends?我只是觉得他们可能能让鲍勃迪伦来IjustthoughtmaybetheycouldgetBobDylantocome.本剧编造的乐队由Wilco乐队扮演1.andHo天啊我爱他们所有人都爰1.andHo.God,Ilovethem.Everybodydoes.但他们是没有可能复合的Buttheresnowaytheyregettingbacktogether.他们的主唱10年前就分开
17、了Theirleadsingersplit10yearsago.他把他们最后的专辑叫做我们不会再重聚HetitledtheirlastalbumWellNeverReunite.1.eslie-不行回到你的帐篷里病人Leslie?-No!Backinyourtent,sicky.对不起但ChippMcCapp的经纪打来了他必须退出msorry,butChippMcCappsmanagercalled.Hehastodropout.不啊No!好吧我们需要所有人手Okay,weneedallhandsondeck.已经没有人手了因为所有人都去酒厂了Therearenohandstobeondeck
18、becauseeverybody,satthewinery.好吧Andy你跟我要来处理这事儿Okay,Andy,youandIneedtohandlethis.我们需要以最高效率运-Weneedtobeoperatingatmaximumcapa-哦不Oh,no.该死啊Larry-对不起啊Damnit,Larry!-Sorry.Xander我的大哥TomHaverfordXander,myman-der.TomHaverford.Tom小酒馆的店主经营者及全球大使Owner,operator,andglobalambassadorforTomsBistro,今春在Pawnee即将开业openi
19、ngthisspringinPawnee.能见到你很愉快Itsapleasuretomeetyou.该死啊看看那个领带纹路啊表示敬意Damn.Lookatthattiedimple.Respect.我给Tom小酒馆的主要目标吗XanderTruffantMymaintargetforTomsBistro?XanderTruffant他是这个局里最棒的年轻酒师He,sthebestyoungSomminthegame.我不轻易这么说Idontsaythislightly.BrunoMars著名R&B歌♥手但他基本上是印第安纳州业余品酒界的BrunoMarsHesbasicallyt
20、heBrunoMarsofIndianaamateurwinetasting.失陪一下我必须为品酒比赛做准备了Ifyou1Ilexcuseme,Imustprepareforthetastingcompetition.我将盐水倒入鼻腔来清除我嗅觉中心的黏液Ipoursalinewaterthroughmynosetoclearthemucusfrommysmellcenters.那可是我听过最美的话了Thatisthemostbeautifulthingveeverheard.哦天需要$200认证啊0h,man.Itcosts$200togetcertified.我想在喝醉的时候开蠢人的玩笑I
21、wantedtomakefunofstupidpeoplewhileIgetdrunk.我真正热爱的两件事Mytwotruepassions.你想跟这些傻子们闲逛吗我给资金支持Youwanttofutzwiththesefools?Iwillbankrollyou.真的吗-哦当然啦老板听起来挺好玩Really?-0h,hell,yeah,pimp.Soundslikefun.谢谢你Thankyou.AprilLudgate专业喝酒人AprilLudgate,professionaldrinker.呃你是在哪学习的呢LUdgate女士Uh,wheredidyoustudy,Ms.Ludgate?
22、酒学院TheWineAcademy.那个酒学院吗TheWineAcademy?法国波尔多那个是的InBordeaux?-Yes.CaroI保证她在A组Carol,makesureshesinGroupA.呃抱歉我也想加入Uh,excuseme.Iwantin,too.我知道我看起来不是那个样7IknowIdontlookthepart,但我知道关于酒的一切而且我会证明的butIknoweverythingaboutwineandIwillproveit.我的名字是CraigMiddlebrooksMynameisCraigMiddlebrooks,而这是我的借记奖励kandthisismyde
23、bitrewardscard.你为啥不先来跟我说呢爸Whywouldntyourunthisbymefirst,Dad?无所谓了Whatever.抱歉只是些奇怪的家庭事务Sorry,justweirdfamilybusiness.听起来很私人没必要跟我讨论Soundsprivate.Noneedtodiscussitwithme.我父母在Hubbard湖上有这个小小的度假房♥子Myparentshadthissmall,littlevacationhouseonLakeHubbard.而现在他们没跟我们其他人说就卖♥♥掉了Andnow,theyveso
24、lditwithouttellingtherestofus.你是没听到我说没必要跟我讨论吗Didyounothearmesaytherewasnoneedtodiscussitwithme?我爸招呼不打就给我寄了这张支票利润中我的一份Mydadsentmethischeckoutoftheblue.Myshareoftheprofits.简直对家庭结构毫无尊重.Itssodisrespectfultothefamilystructure.或许喝一杯能帮上忙Maybeadrinkwillhelp.在你嘴里放点酒精拦住词语的出来Putsomealcoholinyourmouthtoblockthe
25、wordsfromcomingout.来点我们的蓝莓酒吗Someofourblueberrywine?我们酒庄这里自产的Wemakeitrighthereatthevineyard.我不喝来自色谱中这一部分的酒Idontdrinkalcoholfromthatportionofthecolorspectrum.嘿哇这也太烈了Hey!Whoa,that,sstrong.我的神啊那可是一大堆酒精啊Holyhell,that,salotofalcohol.给我们来四瓶拜托谢谢Wewilltakefourbottles,please,andthankyou.我们真的需要ChippMcCapp因为他是我
26、们整场演唱会的头条了WereallyneedChippMcCappbecauseheistheheadlinertoourwholeconcert.我们只需要去印第安纳波利斯AllweneedtodoisgotoIndianapolis,说服Chipp参加音乐节convinceChipptodothefestival然后你知道回来就行andthen,youknow,headhome.你确定你感觉还好吗老板Areyousureyourefeelingupforthis,boss?我是说如果你必须在我车里吐的话完全没事的我经常这么做Imean,ifyouhavetopukeinmycar,itst
27、otallyokay,Idoitallthetime.我没事我以前也得过流感而我自己解决了mfine.vehadtheflubefore,andveworkedthroughit.我们只需要去药房♥然后我挺过来就行Wejustneedtogotothepharmacy,andllpowerthrough.好吧嗯如果你确实倒下了幸运的是我懂急救Okay.Well,ifyoudocollapse,luckily,Iknowfirstaid.或者空手道Orkarate.那可不是急救Thatsnotfirstaid.如果做对了就是Itisifyoudoitright.海姆立克法Heiml
28、ich!哦我想你去买♥♥药的时候Oh,Iguesswhileyougetyourmedicine,我就去糖果区域闲逛一下但啥都不买♥♥lljuststrollthroughthecandyaisles,butwontgetany.你可以买♥♥两个糖-两个吗Youcanbuytwocandies.-Two?我能帮你吗-我得了流感CanIhelpyou?-1havetheflu.超级想吐好几天了很多的呕吐Super-nauseatedforafewdays,alotofbarfing.完全是灾难Itsatotald
29、isaster.此外我有一大堆工作要做所以我需要那种好东西Plus,Ihaveatonofworktodo,soIneedthegoodstuff.那种“玛丽亚凯莉今晚要唱歌&heartsj的东西TheMariah-needs-to-sing-tonightstuff.你看起来脸不红没有发烧征兆Youdontlookflushed,nosignsoffever.那看起来就不像是流感啊Thatjustdoesntseemliketheflu.哦Oh!可能是无菌性脑膜炎Couldbeasepticmeningitis.那是啥啊很糟糕吗Whatisthat?Isthatbad?它意味着你大概还有一个
30、小时能活Itdmeanyouhave,like,anhourtolive.啥-可能不是那个What?-Itsprobablynotthat.抱歉我今天是第一天Sorry,itsmyfirstday.不就是流感我是说我不觉得能是什么其他原No,itstheflu.Imean,Idontthinkitcouldbeanything.验孕棒子♥宫♥在这呢这算一个Thiscountsasone.嘿RonHey,Ron.我能就抱怨一下吗CanIjustventforasec?在我喝完这瓶酒之前你都可以抱怨Youmayventforaslongasittakesmetodrin
31、kthisbottleofwine.好吧我太生我父母的气了Okay,msomadatmyparents.我是说他们都想要用小屋来度过哥伦布日周末Imean,theybothwantedthehouseforColumbusDayweekend,而他们争得太多了他们就决定卖♥♥掉来激怒对方andtheyfoughtsomuch,theydecidedtojustsellittospiteeachother.然后我是说考虑到.Which,Imean,thinkabouthow.别说话了Stoptalking.你知道你是个很好的人而我也欣赏你的很多方面Youknow,yo
32、uareawonderfulguy,andIadmiremanythingsaboutyou.但跟你讨论个人问题真的很糟糕Butyou,reaterriblepersontodiscusspersonalproblemswith.谢谢你朋友那些话对我意义重大Thankyou,friend.Thatreallymeansalottome.干型中等酸度Dry,mediumacidity,中上等余味medium-plusfinish.南瓜薰衣草做底中上等酒体Pumpkin,undertonesoflavender.Medium-plusbody.大部分是南瓜It,smostlypumpkin.南瓜太
33、多了就像是置理布朗的万圣节动画特辑Theressomuchpumpkin,it,slikeaCharlieBrownHalloweenspecial.我闻到了干知更鸟血的气味mgettingnotesofdriedrobinsblood,你爷爷地下室里老的脏腰果old,dirtycashewsfromyourgrandfathersbasement,还有一点点机器人的洗澡水andjustahintofarobotsbathwater.呃Ugh!这个好烂Thatonesucks.旧世界酒意大利产Anoldworldwine.Italian.是维迪奇DoCClassico2010It,saVerd
34、icchioDocClassico,2010.等等抱歉这也太尴尬了Wait,sorry,thisisembarrassing.20112011.是新世界酒加州北部纳帕溪谷Itsnewworld.NorthernCalifornia,NapaValley.一个美丽温暖精彩的地方Someplacebeautifulandwarmandamazing所有人身形美好夜空里全是星星whereeveryoneisingreatshapeandthenightskyisfullofstars!这是来自你妈妈的屁♥股♥Thiscomesfrom.yourmothersbutt.可能
35、是你♥爸♥的屁♥股♥Possiblyyourfathersbutt.哦实际上等等不要紧这也太尴尬了0h,actually,wait,nevermind,thisissoembarrassing.美国网球运动员这是来自约翰麦肯罗的屁♥股♥3055年产ThiscomesfromJohnMcEnroesbuttfromtheyear3055.天你在洗手间呆了好久啊Man,youwereinthebathroomforever.接待员说Chipp马上就出来了ThereceptionistsaidthatChippwil
36、lbeoutinjustasecond.但你看看我把他们所有的咖啡小胶囊都做了Butcheckitout,Imadeallthelittlecoffeepodstheyhad.干得好Andy呃我只需要一会儿Goodwork,Andy.Uh,Ijustneedaminute.我要打给Ben没啥要说的mgonnacallBenaboutnothing.没问题你慢慢来我正忙着呢Noproblem.Takeyourtime.vegotmyhandsfull.我父母有时候让我好生气啊Myparentsmakemesomadsometimes.就像那次他们没法决定狗给谁Justlikethetimethe
37、ycouldntdecidewhogetsthedog,他们就直接扔到本地犹太教堂了sotheyjustdroppeditoffatthelocalsynagogue.我但是就是Iwas,like,“你说啥啊Saywhat?等等Ron等会再说这个稍等一下Holdon,Ron.Holdthatthought.Justforasec.嘿亲爱的嘿Hey,honey.-Hey.呃是你的我是老婆Uh,itsyourme.Itswife.是Leslie那个KnOPeItsLeslie.Knope.我有大新闻要跟你说Ihaveverybignewsforyou.哦嗯我牙齿都蓝r蓝蒋0h,well,mytee
38、thareblue.Blueberries.什么你是中风了吗What?Areyouhavingastroke?我只是在和Ron说我的狗是犹太的IwasjustsayingtoRonthatmydogsJewish.哦于♥机♥水Oh.Phonewater.Ben喂Ben?Hello?喂嗨LeslieHello?Hi.Leslie?还在么Hello?它死掉了Itsdead.1999年去世它死得跟斯坦利库布里克一样了ItsasdeadasStanleyKubrick.我太想念他俩了RonImissthembothsomuch,Ron.你知道Leslie听起来好奇怪Youk
39、now,Lesliesoundedweird.我不想等Tom了我想走回家IdontwanttowaitforTom.Iwanttowalkhome.我和你一起我总是乐意快走的Illjoinyou.malwaysgameforabriskwalk.而且如果我让你一个人我很肯定你会死的Also,ifIleaveyoualone,mprettysureyoulldie.家在那边Homeisthatway.注意那个栅栏Watchoutforthatfence.那个在Xander那行动的家伙是谁呢Who,sthatguymakingmovesonXander?我不知道啊但是他真的高档他说的是法语Idon
40、tknow,buthesrealfancy.HesspeakingFrench.你知道我跟那个蒙特利尔世博男约会的时候学了一点法裔加拿大语吧YouknowIpickedupalittleFrench-CanadianwhenIdatedthatMontrealExpo.啊Haverford先生Ah,MrHaverford.允许我介绍TerrenceMontreauxAllowmetointroduceTerrenceMontreaux.他和你一样也是餐厅从业者Heisarestaurateurlikeyourself.你也是一家餐厅的老板啊Youownarestaurant,too?不先生我是
41、12家的老板No,monsieur.Iown12.我在这里是寻找最好的品酒师只要他们Iamheretofindthebestsommeliersassoonastheyare,怎么说的认证了howyousay,certified.那是我的主意啊Thatwasmyidea.那就是所有人的主意Thatiseveryonesidea.所以我们才有这个怎么说的事情Thatiswhywehavethis,howdoyousay,thing.好吧别搞得好像你不知道“事情”这个词Okay,dontactlikeyoudontknowthewordthing.伴牛里脊的话我推荐红酒Withafiletmign
42、on,drecommendared.幽默作家编剧一些大胆而干燥的就像DaVidSedaris一样Somethingboldanddry,likeDavidSedaris.或许你应该推荐一种雷司令呢PerhapsyoucouldrecommendaRieslinginstead.吃牛排的时候不行啊你个疯子Notifyoureeatingsteak,youloon.你知道在电影里警♥察♥出来Youknowinthemovies,whenthecopsshowup然后在尸体旁边的红酒杯上找到唇膏印子吗andfindlipstickonawineglassnexttoade
43、adbody?这就是那种酒Thisisthatwine.*我带妹子你带啤酒*llbringthegirlsYoubringthebeer*而部队会带来自♥由♥*Andthetroopswillbringthefreedom很抱歉打扰ChiPP嗨Weresorrytointerrupt,Chipp.Hi.我们只是想说我们太喜欢你了见到你是种荣幸Wejustwantedtosaywearesuchbigfans.Itsanhonortomeetyou.是啊嗯我很幸运Yeah.Well,mveryblessed.而见到让我保持前进的好粉丝们总是很好的Anditsalway
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