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1、未完待续就是现在不不不No,no,no.抱歉了Ron门都锁上了Sorry,Ron,doorsarelocked.我们拿走了你们的门卡和手♥机♥Wevetakenyourkeycardsandyourphones,而自动计时器直到明早8点才会响andtheautomatictimerwontgooffuntiltomorrowat8:00a.m.你们困在里面了Youretrappedinthere.我们告诉保安在任何情况下都不打扰你们Wetoldsecuritynottodisturbyouunderanycircumstances.所有电♥话&hear
2、ts;和网吗哦它们都断掉了Andthephonesandinternet?Oh,theyvebeendisconnected.我在桌上留了把生锈的钢锯AndIleftarustyhacksawonthetable,第一个砍下对方脸的人就能逃出来sothefirstpersonwhohackstheirfaceoffgetsrelease.那不-什么是真的吗Thatsnot-what?Isthattrue?伙计们这也太夸张了好吗放我们出去Guys,thisisinsane,okay?Letusout.哦天啊宝权力的游戏今晚要播啊Oh,myGod,babe.GameofThronesisonton
3、ight.是剧终集啊Itstheseriesfinale.卡丽熙要和JackSparrow结婚了KhaleesiismarryingJackSparrow.JackSparrow加勒比海盗男主角哦天那部剧真的已经过于离谱了0h,God,thatshowhasreallygoneofftherails.如果你读原著就合理了Itmakessenseifyouvereadthebooks.至今（2024年）原著仍未写完你看我们的宝宝监视器就在桌子上1.ook,ourbabymonitorisonthetable.如果你们能聊好像成年人一样为你们的不同和解Ifyouguyscantalkthisout
4、andsettleyourdifferenceslikegrown-ups,把它打开我就会从我办公室里来接你们turniton,andIwillcometogetyoufrommyoffice.不然我们明早8点见Otherwise,wewillseeyouat8:00a.m.tomorrowmorning.我要从这里逃出去然后我要把你掰成两半Iamgoingtobreakoutofhere,thenIamgoingtosnapyouinhalf.嘿Hey.这可不是他的错SwansonThisisnothisfault,Swanson.做个男人解决你自己的问题Beaman,andgetyourh
5、ouseinorder.你也是KnopeYoutoo,Knope.祝你们好运我真心希望你们能化解差异Goodluck,youguys.Ireallyhopeyoucanworkoutyourdifferences.Terry看着我Terry,lookatme.这是你想做的吗Isthiswhatyouwanttodo?好好考虑吧孩子Thinkverycarefully,son.就是这样Thereyougo.做得没错伙伴Thatsright,buddy.来吧Comeon.你人生中有一次做点对的事情吧Foronceinyourlife,dosomethingright.停下TerryStopit,T
6、erry.还有你俩来吧Bothofyou.Comeon.该死TerryDamnit,Terry!公园与游憩公园与游憩第7季第4集第7季第4集晚上10:04好吧仔细想Okay,think.肯定能有办法出去的Theremustbeawayoutofhere.我没觉得有啊Idontthinkthereis.他们两年前装了这种磁力锁Theyinstalledthesemagneticlockstwoyearsago.没办法处理的Theresnowayaroundthem.是的有的Yes,thereis.我就用拳头朝着窗户重击Illsimplypunchmyfistthroughawindow.Ron里
7、面有铁丝网的啊你会划伤你手臂的Ron,there,ssecuritywireinthere.Youllsliceyourarmopen.我宁愿流血也不愿意坐在这里花十个小时聊我的情感问题Iwouldratherbleedoutthansithereandtalkaboutmyfeelingsfortenhours.还有一种办法Thereisanotherway.我们就等几分钟打开这个监视器Welljustwaitafewminutes,turnonthismonitor,然后我们告诉Ben我们聊开了和好了andthenwe,IltellBenthatwetalkeditoutandmadeup
8、.我就告诉他们我道歉了因为IlljusttellthemthatIapologizedfor.无所谓了英勇地过分在乎了whatever,heroicallycaringtoomuch,而你承认你是个固执的蠢货而一切都没事了andyouadmittedthatyoureastubbornbutthead,andeverythingsfinenow.为什么我必须要固执啊WhydoIhavetobestubborn?为什么问题不是我很理智而你有错呢WhycanttheproblemhavebeenthatIwasreasonableandyouwereatfault?因为我们想让他们相信我们Beca
9、usewewantthemtobelieveus而不是对着一个扯淡的科幻场景笑到没力气andnotlaughreallyhardataridiculoussciencefictionscenario.我们不是在说我就是问题WearenotsayingIwastheproblem.如果我们对他们撒谎我不会让你来撒的Ifwe,regonnalietothem,Iwillnotletyoulietothem.好啊我告诉他们在过去三年里Fine!lltellthemthatforthepastthreeyears,你一直是完美的绅士和学者youvebeenaperfectgentlemanandsch
10、olar,而我是个精神错乱的怪人虽然是唯一andIamaninsaneweirdowho,despitebeingtheonlyreason我们能开始成为朋友的原因weevenhadafriendshiptobeginwith,决定没有理由出乎意料地毁掉decidedtoruinitoutofthebluefornogoodreason.听起来不错我们就那么说Thatsoundsgood.Let,sgowiththat.你在干什么啊-我把监视器毁掉了Whatareyoudoing?-1destroyedthemonitor!如果我们有紧急情况必须出去呢Whatifwehaveanemergen
11、cyandhavetogetoutofhere?我没考虑过那种可能性Ididnotconsiderthatpossibility!晚上10:36一切都不一样了Everythingsdifferent.我是说家具啊挂画啊Imean,thefurniture,thepictures.Craig把一切都改了Craigchangedeverything.他是吗Didhe?我在这工作的时候试着不注意任何东西ItriednottonoticeanythingwhenIworkedhere.或者和任何人讲话或者了解任何人的名字Ortalktoanyone.Orlearnanyone,sname.你在所有人中
12、应该最了解的LaurenYou,ofallpeople,shouldknowthat,Lauren.你看我们要在这呆十个小时呢1.ook,wearegonnabeherefortenhours.我们要么可以聊聊我们的话题解决问题Wecouldeithertalkaboutourissuesandworkthroughourproblems,要么我们就坐在这里啥也不做orwecanjustsitheredoingnothing.我选择“坐在这里“Ichoose,sithere.别啊Ron我们为啥不就一坐在这Comeon,Ron,whydontwejust-Sithere.Ron-坐在这Ron.-
13、Sithere.我赌我能让你讲话IbetIcanmakeyoutalk.我接受这场赌局lltakethatbet以任何赔率赌任何量的钱atanyodds,foranyamountofmoney,在从现在延伸至无限的任何时间段overanylengthoftimestretchingfromnowintoinfinity.跟我聊跟我聊跟我聊跟我聊Talktome.Talktome.Talktome.Talktome.跟我聊跟我聊跟我聊跟我聊跟我聊聊聊聊Talktome.Talktome.Talktome.Talktome.Talktome.Talk.Talk.Talk.跟我聊啊Talktome!
14、滴滴Drip.Drip.一个字这一切就结束了Oneword,andthisisover.我觉得木头很蠢其他所有人也觉得Ithinkwoodisstupid,andsodoeseverybodyelse.你们哪Ron爱塑料哦Youguys,Ronlovesplastic.最后机会了Ron1.astchance,Ron.你想聊天吗哈Youwanttotalk?Huh?晚上10:55啊哈Aha!中头奖了Jackpot.你知道这是什么吗RonYouknowwhatthisis,Ron?这是我为2007公园部夏日烤肉做的混音带ThisisamixImadeforthesummerParksbarbecu
15、e,2007.我邀请公园部每个人选一首歌♥IaskedeveryoneintheParksDepartmenttochooseonesong.你选的是WillieNelson的BuddyYouchoseBuddybyWillieNelson,一个我记住的事实因为我的脑子是友谊鸡块的捕鼠器afactIrememberbecausemymindisasteeltrapOffriendshipnuggets.但我不会放你选的歌♥的ButIamnotgoingtoplayyourchoice.我要放Jerry选的mgonnaplayJerryschoice.哦没错呢Ooh,
16、thatsright.而且我要跟着唱Andmgonnasingalong.而且我全程要保持眼神交流Andmgonnamaintaineyecontactthewholetime.你猜怎么我不知道歌♥词啊Andguesswhat.Idontknowthewords.*哈里杜鲁门是个男的*J,HarryTrumanwasaguy*美国啊红色中国*JAmerica,RedChina/*所有国家其他人*J,Allthecountries,otherpeople/*所有人都很好玩*J,EveryoneisfunJ* 乔曼特纳伊恩麦克莱恩*fJoeMantegna,IanMcKellenJ犯
17、罪心理主演指环王甘道夫演员* 我得买♥♥个新面包机*JIhavetobuyanewtoaster/* 这太棒了你太蠢了*JThisisawesome,youresostupidf* 跳上又跳下*J,Jumpingupanddown/呜Whoo!哦我开了单曲循环来啊Ron0h,IgotitonrepeatComeon,Ron.你想再听一遍还是你想聊不吗Doyouwanttohearitagain,ordoyouwanttotalk?No?好了下一段Okay,nextverse.*FreddyKrueger买♥♥了几条裤子*JFreddyKr
18、uegerboughtsomepantsJ猛鬼街电影里的杀人狂*奥普拉有个乌龟农场*JOprahhasaturtlefarmJ*PeterPiper尿尿屎啊*JPeterPiperpee-peepoopyJPeterPiper常见绕Ll令中的人物*爹地吃了只松鼠*停下JDaddyateasquirrelJ-Stopthis!BillyJoel-WeDidntStarttheFire哈里杜鲁门桃乐丝黛红色中国强尼雷(1949)HarryTruman,DorisDay,RedChinaJohnnyRay,南太平洋沃尔特温彻尔乔迪马吉奥(1950)SouthPacific,WalterWinchel
19、l,JoeDiMaggio乔麦卡锡理查德尼克松斯蒂庞克轿车有线电视(1951)JoeMcCarthy,RichardNixon,Studebaker,Television,北♥韩♥南韩玛丽莲梦露(1952)NorthKorea,SouthKorea,MarilynMonroe罗森博格间谍案氢弹拳王舒格雷韩国板门店(1953)Rosenbergs,H-Bomb,SugarRay,Panmunjom马龙白兰度国王与我麦田里的守望者(1954)Brando,TheKingAndI,andTheCatcherInTheRye,艾森豪威尔疫苗(1955)Eisenhower,
20、Vaccine,我会跟你讲三分钟Iwillspeakwithyouforthreeminutes.很好Great.晚上11:01所以.So.你想聊什么呢whatwouldyouliketotalkabout?哦不是吧Ron我们是十年的朋友了啊Oh,comeon,Ron.Wewerefriendsfortenyears.我们是工作亲近同伴Wewereworkproximityassociates.我们是朋友Wewerefriends.而现在我们不是了Andnowwerenot.而又一次的还是要我来挽救这段友谊Andonceagain,itisuptometosaveourfriendship,而
21、我要用人类已知最强大的工具andIwilldosousingthemostpowerfultoolknowntoman:一个良好组织的图表Awell-organizedchart.1.eslieRon时间线2014年5月1.eslie在国家公园部接受工作三年前我接受了国家公园部的工作Threeyearsago,IacceptajobatNationalParks.不可否认你和我见面少了YouandIseeeachotherless,admittedly,因为我的繁忙日程和你绝对缺乏的对保持成年友谊的兴趣duetomybusyscheduleandyourutterlackofinteresti
22、nmaintainingadultfriendships.工作亲近同伴谊Workproximityassociate-ships.2014年8月我雇佣April三个月后April来为我工作了我们给她办了个聚会Threemonthslater,Aprilcomestoworkforme.Wethrowheraparty.在她要求下聚会主题是Atherrequest,thepartysthemeis”僵尸青少年暴走族披萨童子军大会”ZombieTeenageBikerGangPizzaJamboree.我记得你当时逼我穿一件皮衣Iremember.Youmademewearaleatherjack
23、et.那是最后一次你和我见面超过五分钟Thatisthelasttimeyouand1seeeachotherformorethanfiveminutes.三个月后你来找我Threemonthslater,youcomeandvisitme第一次来了我在三楼的办公室atmyofficeonthethirdfloorfortheveryfirsttime.2014年11月Ron辞职（而且没告诉我）一周之后我旅行回来Oneweeklater,Ireturnfromatrip,我发现你辞去了在公园部的职务andIfindoutyouhavequittheParksDepartment而开了你自己的建
24、筑公♥司♥andyouhavestartedyourownbuildingcompany却完全没想到要告诉我withoutevenbotheringtotellme.“哦嗯“我自己这么觉得你知道只是时间问题”Oh,well/Ithinktomyself.Youknow,itwasonlyamatteroftime.2015年1月晨星然后两个月之后晨星-Andthen,twomonthsafterthat,Morningstar-最后捅上的一刀-哦老天爷啊thefinaltwistoftheknife.-Oh,forGodssake.我听说了晨星的事我平静地漫步到你办
25、公室IhearaboutMorningstar,andIcalmlysaunterdowntoyouroffice而试着跟你开展一段理性的讨论andattempttohavearationaldiscussionwithyouaboutit.什么鬼啊RonWhatthehell,Ron?你要在Pawnee公园的隔壁街区建一套愚蠢的楼吗YourebuildingyourstupidbuildingontheblocknexttoPawneeCommons?那个我从一个坑从头开始建的公园TheparkthatIbuiltfromscratchoutofapit?这栋楼会毁了风景的你个混&heart
26、s;蛋♥Thisbuildingisgonnaruintheviews,youjerk.而且你要把所有房♥子都拆掉吗Andyouregonnatearallthehousesdown?是的-Ann住在那里过口阿RonYes.-Annlivedthere,Ron.那是Ann的老房♥子那是我最好朋友的老房♥子啊ThatsAnnsoldhouse.Thatsmybestfriendsoldhouse.那是我结婚那晚穿上婚纱的房♥子ThatwasthehousewhereIputonmyweddingdressthenightIgo
27、tmarried.那是April和Andy第一次见面的房♥子ThatisthehousewhereAprilandAndymetforthefirsttime.那是Ann第一次给我做烟熏妆的房♥子ThatisthehousewhereAnngavememyfirsteversmokyeyelook.她没住在里面已经五年了Shehasntlivedthereforfiveyears.那不是重点Thatsnotthepoint这栋楼是个巨大而丑晒的怪物Thisbuildingisamonstrosity.而且它叫什么啊晨星叩马Andwhatsitcalled?Morni
28、ngstar?“哦亲爱的我们住在晨星呢Oh,dear.WeliveattheMorningstar.那也太高档了哎呀哎呀哎呀”Thatssoposhandhibbley-fibbley-gibbley.世界需要公♥寓♥楼Theworldneedsapartmentbuildings.你建的公园很好人们想住在旁边Theparkyoubuiltisnice,andpeoplewanttolivenexttoit.那不是重点Thatsnotthepoint.你知道我会暴怒的YouknewthatIwouldbefurious,而你根本没勇气自己告诉我andyoudidnt
29、havethegutstotellmeyourself.享受你的新工作吧犹大Enjoyyournewjob,Judas.你拆掉了Ann的房♥子YouteardownAnnshouse.你花了接下来的两年砍掉树木Youspendthenexttwoyearscuttingdowntrees对抗我帮忙通过的分区法律andfightingzoninglawsthatIhelpedpass,基本上唾弃了我们在公园部一起做过的所有事情basicallyspittingoneverythingwedidtogetheratParks.那不是完整的故事Thatsnotthewholestory
30、.那是什么意思Whatdoesthatmean?意思就是这个意思那Itmeanswhatitmeans.That.不是我离开的完整故事isnotthewholestoryofwhyIleft.抱歉时间到了Sorry,timeisup.等等Wait.那是为什么原因是什么Ron不是吧Whythen?Whatwasthereason?Ron,comeon.哦天啊你做了把钥匙吗Ron拜托别-Oh,myGod,youmadeakey?Ron,please,don,t-不是吧RonComeon,Ron.Ron就跟我说话啊Ron,justtalktome.ROn不是吧-明天早上见Ron,comeon.-Se
31、eyoutomorrowmorning.好吧Okay.有进展了Progress.晚上11:55是因为我使用美国邮政给你寄生口贺卡IsitthatIsentyouabirthdaycardthroughtheUSmail,让邮局知道你的地址了吗sothepostofficeknewyouraddress?不是走开No.Goaway.哦是因为我让”食物和东西”Ooh,isitbecauseIhadFoodandStuff因为违反健康条例暂时关闭了吗temporarilyshutdownduetoahealthcodeviolation?那是你干的啊Thatwasyou?他们在嶂螂喷雾旁边放新鲜农产
32、品啊Theyhadfreshproduceoutrightnexttotheroachspray.那家店就叫食物和东西”啊ThenameofthestoreisFoodandStuff.他们卖♥♥食物他们也卖♥♥东西Theysellfood,andtheysellstuff.如果你不喜欢去那个新店“完整食物”啊Ifyoudontlikeit,gotothatnewplace,CompleteFood.它叫”全食”ItscalledWholeFoods.那是真正的原因吗不Andisthatreallythereason?-No.你还有多少个
33、问题要问我啊Howmanymorequestionsareyougoingtoaskme?多到直到我解开这个谜题让我们参与进AsmanyasIneedtotosolvethismysteryandgetusengaged一场关于我们友谊的启发性的深刻讨论为止inadeepandstimulatingconversationaboutourfriendship.Ron你搞什么啊我就知道我看见了Ron,whatareyoudoing?-1knowIsawit.啊哈Aha!引爆器Detonator.那个你十年前给我的部分拆除的Claymore地雷Thepartiallydefusedclaymore
34、mineyougavemetenyearsago.我要用它在这扇该死的门上炸个洞让我能出去mgonnauseittoblowaholeinthisdamndoorsoIcangetoutofhere.Ron稍等一下-不Ron,justwaitasecond.-No.我被违背意愿关押在这里mbeingheldasaprisoneragainstmywill,而我有权利作为美国公民andIhavetheright,asacitizenoftheUnitedStates,在他妈的那扇门上炸个洞以自♥由♥之身走出去toblowaholeinthatfuckingdooran
35、dwalkoutasafreeman.那是写在宪法里的It,sintheConstitution.宪法里可没有咒骂TheresnocursingintheConstitution.你看在你那么做之前-1.ook,beforeyoudothat太晚了开始了Toolate.Herewego.小心手雷Fireinthehole!呜Whoo!我在你公园主任五年纪念日时给你的这份礼物IgaveyouthatasagiftonyourfifthanniversaryasParksdirector.你跟我说Youtoldme这是个真正的部分拆除的Claymore地雷thiswasagenuinepartia
36、llydefusedclaymoremine.嗯它确实是我从易趣上买♥♥了空壳Well,itwas.IboughttheemptyshelloffofeBay,然后我把它装满了你知道气球和纸屑之类andthenIfilleditwith,youknow,balloonsandconfettiandsuch.你的意思是我在桌上把这个玩具放了十年吗YoumeantotellmeIhavehadatoyonmydeskfortenyears?你的意思是你觉得Youmeantotellmeyouvethought你桌上有个真正的地雷吗youhadanactuallandmi
37、neonyourdesk?祝贺你呀Ron你的工作做得爆♥炸&hearts7性的好Congratulations,Ron.Youvebeendoinganexplosivejob!别啊RonComeon,Ron.挺好玩的啊谁会对气球生气呢Itsfunnystuff.Whogetsangryatballoons?聊得不错Goodtalk.凌晨1:57这都是什么Whatsallthis?我只是在阅读一些我们的旧项目mjustreadingbackthroughsomeofouroldprojects,试着找出让你辞职的原因tryingtofigureoutwhathappenedtha
38、tmadeyouquit.好家伙女人GoodGod,woman.这是个密♥码♥Thisisacode.我要解出来Iamgoingtobreakit.而这是我的最佳机会Andthisismybestshot.那是核废料吗Isthatnuclearwaste?不这是你雇我时我的应聘表No,thisismyjobapplicationfromwhenyouhiredme.你是怎么拿到那个的Howdidyougetthat?信息自♥由♥法案请求FreedomOfInformationActrequest但事情是这样的我从没看过Butheresth
39、ething.veneverreadit.这份申请表包含你对我的第一印象Thisapplicationcontainsyourveryfirstimpressionsofme.这就是罗塞塔石碑了RonIt,stheRosettaStone,Ron.一块刻有不同种类文字的石碑是解密古埃及文的钥匙这整件事情的开始Thebeginningofthewholeshebang.你就写了这些吗Thisisallyouwrote?糟糕的三行Threelousylines?有谁需要超过三行吗Whywouldanyoneneedmorethanthreelines?我描述的是个人mdescribingapers
40、on,不是什么复杂的事情比如木帆船或者正确的楔形样技术notsomethingcomplicatedlikeawoodensailingshiporproperdovetailtechnique.我忘了我写了什么了我能听听吗IforgotwhatIwrote.CanIhearit?为啥你不自己读呢Whydontyoureadityourself?LeslieKnope是个荒唐的理想主义者其政♥治♥倾向LeslieKnopeisanabsurdidealistwhosepoliticalleanings比托洛茨基稍微左倾一点”areslightlytothelefto
41、fLeonTrotsky.苏联早期领导人到现在还挺准确Sofar,soaccurate.“如果我们要一起工作她无疑会把我逼疯IfWeweretoworktogether,shewouldundoubtedlydrivemeinsane,而且有可能我们会谋杀对方”anditispossiblethatwewouldmurdereachother.你忘了最后一句Youforgotthelastsentence.不我没No,Ididnt.我记得那个部分Irememberthatpart.写着“雇佣她”Itsays,Hireher.你听到了吗Didyouhearthat?哦是-是个人Oh,its-it
42、,saperson.是另一个人It,sanotherperson!你好你好Hello!Hello!门卫-嘿Janitor!-Hey!嘿我们被困在这里了一嘿Hey,we,retrappedinhere!-Hey!ShaniaTwain-Man!IFeelLikeaWoman!作为女人最好的事情Bestthingaboutbeingawoman是有享受Istheprerogative.拜托了门卫先生如果你就往这边看两秒钟Please,Mr.Janitor.Ifyoujustlookoverherefortwoseconds,我什么都愿意嘿lldoanything.-Hey!我会看国外电影的我会和一
43、个有马尾辫的男人讲话的Illwatchaforeignfilm.lltalktoamanwithaponytail.哦他走了Ron他走了Oh,hesgone,Ron.He,sgone.凌晨2:24你为什么要给我这份工作啊Whydidyougivemethejob?那是我不理解的我们本不该一起工作的AndthatswhatIdontget.Weshouldveneverworkedtogether.你为什么雇我Whydidyouhireme?因为你的面试Becauseofyourinterview.好吧那完全没有意义啊Okay,thatdoesntmakeanysense.我是说我记得那场面是I
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