《UncleGrandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第四季第十三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx》由会员分享，可在线阅读，更多相关《UncleGrandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第四季第十三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx（12页珍藏版）》请在三一办公上搜索。
1、本消息自爆倒计时Thismessagewillself-destructin五四三5,4,3.天才叔公冲昏头喔喔喔Cock-a-doodle-doo!快醒醒懒虫们Wakeup,lazyheads!早餐做好了Breakfastisserved!希望大家都饿了Hopeyouguysarehungry.我今天想先给大伙们做好早餐Justwantedtogriddleupsomebreakfastformypals再起身去帮助小卢比奥beforeIshoveofftohelplittleRubiotoday!快吃吧Sodigin!感觉一股坏掉的味道Man,thatdoesnotsmellgood!你往
2、里面加了什么Whatdidyouputinthis?!面粉跟鸡蛋都没了Well,wewereoutofflourandeggs所以我就换用棉花糖跟鱼子了soIusedcottoncandyandfisheggsinstead.真没那么难吃Itdoesnttastethatbad.披萨史蒂夫怎么也切不开这些煎饼PizzaStevecantevencutthroughtheseP-cakes,bro.可我明明照着食谱做r啊ButIfollowedtherecipe.用金属下厨你叫我们这么早起来吃这个Yougotusupearlyforthis?!太垃圾了Thisisterrible!真对不起Sor
3、ry，guys.我以为你们会喜欢Ithoughtyou,dlikeit.还喜欢1.ikeit?这种东西应该深埋在地底下Theseshouldbeburieddeepbeneaththeearth当核废撤h理likenuclearwaste!给我滚吧Goodriddance!你刚刚那样会讨人嫌Thatwasanabomination.什么Whatthe?!天才叔公你在干什么UncleGrandpa,whatareyoudoing?挖个大洞Diggingahole.如果需要我Ifyouneedme.就到洞里找我llbedownhere.抱歉刚刚对你做的煎饼太过火了Weresorrywewental
4、ittleoverboardonyourpancakes天才叔公UncleGrandpa.往我身上扔土吧Justthrowsomedirtontopofme.你不能整天躺洞里Youcantjustlayintheholeallday.不是还得去帮卢比奥吗DontyouhavetohelplittleRubio?我多半连帮忙都会搞砸llprobablyflubthatup,too.天啊Oh,man!天才叔公失去了自信UncleGrandpahaslostallhisconfidence.这种情况我很明显帮不上忙Well,mobviouslynouseinthissituation.我根本不了解缺
5、乏自信是怎么一回事1.ackingconfidenceissomething1haveliterallynoawarenessofwhatsoever.那也得想想办法啊Well,wegottadosomething.说得好老虎Thatsright.Tiger!只要称赞他他就能恢复自信了Webuilduphisconfidencebygivinghimnothingbutcompliments!天才叔公Hey,UncleGrandpa.你做的那些煎饼其实也没那么难吃Youknow,thosepancakeswerentreallythatbad.真的吗Really?没错Yeah.起码差不多形状还
6、像煎饼Imean,theywerecertainlyintheshapeofpancakes,moreorless.真这么觉得吗Yathinkso?谢谢老虎Thankyou,Tiger.其实我是用了新款洗发露Itsactuallyanewshampoo才让我胡须又密又弹的thatgivesmymoustachesuchvolumeandbounce.叔公UncleG.知道你让披萨史蒂夫想到谁吗youknowwhoyouremindPizzaSteveof?谁Who?!披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve!你认真的吗Areyouserious?!没错兄弟Thatsright,buddy.我太酷了Dan
7、g,mcool.242524,25.天才叔公怎么了Hey,UncleGrandpa,what,sgoingo-无论如何呢我就说Well,anyway,asIwassaying-天才叔公你干嘛老是插UncleGrandpa,whydoyoukeepinter-对说我一直深呼吸吗Yup.Thiswholebreathingthing?我已经很熟练了vegotitdownpat.你这呼吸算哪门子的熟练啊Well,youcantbethatgoodatbreathing口气明明都臭死了whenyourbreathsmellssobad.格斯先生Mr.Gus你是说我呼吸技能不是天下第一吗areyousa
8、yingmnotthebestbreatherofair?不对我没那么说No,Iwasn,tsayingthatatall,buddy.还说我口气臭Andmybreathisbad?!没有看好了No.Watch.玫瑰清香Rosyfresh!你就只是口是心非Yourejustsayingthat.不对不对不对No,no,no.我认识的人里面就数你最会呼吸了Youjustmightbethebestbreatherveeverknown!真的吗Really?!没错兄弟Thatsright,buddy.你真的很会Yougotitdown-好啊Dang.我可太会了mreallygoodatthis.披
9、萨史蒂夫以爰献上378号♥Number378.照这个速度Atthisrate星期五就能签完我的十寸签名照了11finishmysigned8x10sbyFriday.380380-你在干什么呢Whatthehoo-haareyoudoing?我在重新定义酷Iamreinventingthedefinitionofcool.说什么Saywhat?我给你示范一下酷哥怎么系鞋带Nowletmeshowyouhowacoolguytieshisshoe.好耶Aw,yeah.真不错Thatsnice.看看谁都是自己系鞋带的1.ookwhotiedhisshoesallbyhimself.没
10、错天才叔公Thatsright-UncleGrandpa.你好大的胆子叔公Howdareyou,UncleG?!想听我如何评价你系的鞋带吗YouwanttoknowwhatIthinkaboutyourshoe-tying,huh?!怎么了披萨史蒂夫What,PizzaSteve?如何评价我系的鞋带小兄弟Whatdoyouthinkofmyshoe-tying,littlebuddy?我是说我觉得你就是鞋带大♥师♥Imean,itseemstomethatyouaretheshoelacemaster!真的吗Iam?!谢谢兄弟Thanks,buddy!我为赢而战越战
11、越酷minittowinit,gettingcoolerbytheminute.叔公是怎么了Man,whatsupwithUncleG?似乎我们的称赞把他给冲昏头了It,slikeallourcomplimentshavegonetohishead越冲越大literally!赢家来了Now,there,sawinner!又来一个又来一个又来一个Andanotheroneandanotheroneandanotherone.天才叔公怎么了UncleGrandpa,whathappened?我跟蜗牛糖浆还有石头都赛了跑Well,Ijustranaraceagainstasnail,ajarofmo
12、lasses,andarock.猜猜谁第二Andguesswhocameinsecondplace.没错正是在下ThatsrightYourstruly.什么Whatthe?!总之我得去帮卢比奥了Anyway,IhavetogohelpRubio所以等会儿再聊sollcatchyouguysontheflipside.完了完了Oh,no!Oh,no!没事卢比奥Therethere,Rubio.好大-颗头Holycabeza!碰到了什么问题卢比奥Sowhat,stheproblem,Rubio?天才叔公我的狗狗奥斯卡掉了Oh,UncleGrandpa,itsmydog,Oscar!刚还好好的在玩
13、抛接它就跳河了Wewerejustplayingfetchwhenhejumpedintotheriver-现在它被困在下面了andnowhesstrandedbelow!那不成问题Notaproblem.让开小朋友Nowstepaside,sonnyboy.来救这条狗狗了1.etsretrievethisretriever.意想不到Thisisunexpected.拜托快点天才叔公Pleasehurry.UncleGrandpa!虽然奥斯卡很会游泳Oscarsastrongswimmer可我不知道它还能撑多久butIdontknowhowmuchlongerhecanlast!放心卢比奥Do
14、ntworry,Rubio.这回我用手救llusemyarmsthistime.为什么救不来Whycan,tIdothis?!天才叔公好像碰到困难了1.ookslikeUncleGrandpashavingahardtime.他头变得太大Hisheadhasgottensobig害他连最擅长的事都做不来了thathecantdothethinghedoesbest!快啊天才叔公Comeon,UncleGrandpa!奥斯卡都累了Oscarlooksprettytired.快想想办法Weneedtodosomething,quick.这个荒唐办法挺能行的老虎Thatsjustcrazyenoug
15、htowork,Tiger.我跟你说叔公Yaknowwhat,Gramps?!最会呼吸的不可能是你Yourenotthebestbreatherofair-你还太嫩了notevenbyalongshot.听到了吧Youheardhim!而且你连自己的鞋带都系不好Andyouhavegreatdifficultiestyingyourownshoes!不可能我最强Noway!moneofthebest!可是老虎But,Tiger你明知最会看油漆变干的就是我啊youknownobodysbetteratwatchingpaintdry!奏效了让他尝尝我们的厉害It,sworking,guys!No
16、wlethimhaveit!你的车技进步空间太大了Yourdrivingcouldusesomeimprovement老是急转弯害科学怪人都晕车rYourswervinggivesFrankensteinmotionsickness.科学怪人Frankie!对不起msorry!没错而且你脚汗也多Thatsright,andyourfeetsweattoomuch!知道还有什么吗Andyouknowwhatelse?你的煎饼味道就像Yourpancakestastelike烤焦的蜘蛛加发霉的树皮burntspidersandmoldytreebark.太坏了Somean!你们干嘛这么对我Whya
17、reyouguysdoingthistome?!没什么大不了的Itsnobigdeal,buddy.你的大头Thatbigheadofyours只是需要打回原形而已justneededtobebroughtbackdowntoearth.格斯先生你说得对Mr.Gus,you,reright!让一让卢比奥我要发挥长处Stepaside,Rubio,whileIdowhatIdobest-帮助孩子们helpingkidses.坚持住奥斯卡Hangon,Oscar.我来救你了mcomingtogetya,buddy.其实他用不着hedidntactuallyneed挤到钢索的外边对吧tosqueez
18、ethroughthosecables,didhe?没错Notatall.奥斯卡Oscar!奥斯卡你回来了Oscar,youreback!谢谢你天才叔公你最强了Thankyou,UncleGrandpa.Yourethebest!不必称赞我卢比奥Saveyourcompliments,Rubio.叔公只是在做分内之事Grandpasjustdoinghisthing.谁想吃午餐啊Now,whosreadyforsomelunch?我我我我Me,me,me,me!很好因为我要做鱼子沙拉三明治Good,causemmakingfisheggsaladsandies.早安Goodmornin,!有寄
19、给天才叔公的包裹IhaveapackagehereforoneUncleGrandpa.就是我谢了先生Thatsme!Thanks,mister!小脚脚医生果冻凝胶鞋垫DoctorTootsie,sJellyGelShoeinserts!果冻什么Jellywhat?我可怜的老脚多年久经摧残Mypoorold-manfeethavetakenabeatingovertheyears脚趾有关节炎足弓还F垂arthritictoejointsandfallenarches.所以我才很高兴能穿穿看Soyoucanseewhymsoexcitedtotrythemout.把这双小宝贝塞进去Justtuc
20、kthesebabiesinsidehere双脚慢慢滑进神奇的脚枕头上面andslipmyfeetintothesemagicalfootpillows.这就对了Thatsthestuff.好耶Oh,yeah.天才叔公感觉好神啊Wow,UncleGrandpa,thosesoundamazing!走路会有什么感觉Whatsitfeellikewalkingonthem?不知道格斯先生Idontknow,Mr.Gus.不过俗话说的好Butyouknowwhattheysay.千里之行始于足下Thejourneyoflifestartswiththefirststep.天啊Oh,my!各位各位不是
21、我放的Guys,guys,Iwasntme!真是鞋子发出来的声音你们看Itwastheshoe,Iswear!See!再来More!再来More.再来More.披萨史蒂夫你的机会来了PizzaSteve,thisisyourchance.早上吃的那个男子汉早餐三明治Thatmachomuchachobreakfastburrito就里面加了卷心菜鸡蛋豆子的那个withcabbage,eggs,andbeans已经回来找我狠狠报仇hasreturnedtoseekaviciousvengeance.痛打你可怜的胃肠道了.onyourpoorgastrointestinaltract一定要放出来才
22、能减轻胀气的痛苦Youmustreleasetoalleviatethispainfulbloating.可要是让他们发现Butiftheynotice.就代表要完蛋了Itcouldmeantheend能在叔公四处踩的同时脱出就没事了unlessyouletitslipoutatthesametimeasUncleGsfancyfootwork.得找准他踩下去的时机Youmustmatchhisexactsteps才能悄咪♥咪♥地放出来tohidetherelease.时间必须得掐准了Musttimeitexactlyright.动作快披萨史蒂夫Hurry,PizzaSteve!快没时间了Thereisn,tmuchtime.Three,two,one.他们发现了吗Didtheynotice?快装酷披萨史蒂夫Playitcool,PizzaSteve!叔公你鞋子发出的声音最狂野了UncleG,yourshoesmakethecraziestsounds!怎么了Guys,what?!真不是我放的Itwasn,tme.Iswear.真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.
