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1、前情回顾Previouslyon.为什么不嫁给我呢？WhydontIjustmarryyou?我有很棒的医疗保险vegotafantastichealthplan.你能立刻享受到Youdbecoveredinstantly.苏姗收到了一个无法拒绝的提议Susangotanoffershecouldntaffordtorefuse.你喝太多了把车钥匙给我Youvehadtoomuchtodrink.Givemeyourkeys.布里拒绝了别人的援助Breerejectedahelpinghand.我想给你生个孩子Iwanttohaveababywithyou.卡洛斯得到了盼望已久的答复Gabyg
2、aveCarlostheanswerhedbeenwaitingfor.你事今天第二个ab阴性血型Youremyseconda-bnegativetoday.还有一个是谁？那个人Oh,whoisit?Thatguy.扎克开始有了头绪AndZachbegantoputaandbtogether.苏姗.梅尔一直相信SusanMayerhadalwaysbelieved犯多大的错就该受多大的惩罚thepunishmentshouldfitthecrime.她首次得出这个结论Shefirstcametothisconclusion是发现卜尔有外遇的时候whenshediscoveredherhusba
3、ndKarlhadbeenunfaithful.既然卡尔辜负了她SinceKarlhaddestroyedtheloveshehadgivenhim.苏姗认为毁掉他喜欢的东西Shefeltitwasappropriate作为报复是理所当然的shedestroythethingshelovedinreturn.一件又一件Onebyone.但离婚三年后的现在Butnow,threeyearsaftertheirdivorce,苏姗和卡尔又联合到一起SusanwasreunitedwithKarlonceagain.苏姗你在听我说吗？Susan,areyoulisteningtome?作为一桩犯罪的
4、同谋Aspartnersinacrimeoftheirown.这是保险诈骗我们可能会进监狱Thisisinsurancefraud.Wecouldbothgotojail.不能告诉别人我们又结婚rNowwecanttellanyoneweregettingmarried.我知道我在听你说1know.Iwaslisteningtoyou.文件都准备好了Nowtheprenupsallset你该在法♥院♥签Youcansignitatthecourthouse.星期三中午11点半对吗？11:30,Wednesdaymorning.Right?对手术还是礼拜四吗？Righ
5、t.AndyoursurgerysstillonforThursday?是很好我们一说愿意保险就生效了Yep.Good.TheinsurancekicksintheminutewesayIdo.放心去做手术吧Youresettogo.我知道没人问我的意见但我觉得这整件事Iknownoonesaskingme,butIthinkthiswholething是个错误isatragicmistake,我可不想再看你们离一次婚andIjustdon,thaveitinmetosurviveanotheruglydivorce.别担心宝贝Dontworry,honey.这次完全不涉及感情最好这样This
6、time,itisstrictlyabusinessarrangement.Itbetterbe,如果我看到你们有恋恋不舍的眼神,causeifIseesomuchasonelingeringgaze我发誓会betweenthetwoofyou,Iswearllgo去保险公♥司♥告发你们totheinsurancecompanyandturnyouin.所以我们不用指望结婚礼物了对吧？Soweshouldntexpectaweddinggift,huh?把结婚戒指给我好吗？Oh,canyougrabmeyourweddingring?在婚礼前我想先清洗一下Iwann
7、agetitcleanedbeforetheceremony.有必要吗？Uh.isthatreallynecessary?我在想没必要用到戒指吧Imean,dowehavetodothewholeringthing?当然要那样才像真的Ofcoursewedo.Itsgottalookbelievable.好吧我就随便Yeah,okay.从首饰盒里拿个什么出来Well,lljustgrabsomethingoutofmyjewelrybox.苏姗那戒指是我祖母传下来的Susan,thatringwasmygrandmothers.以后要传给朱莉到底在哪里？OnedayitsgonnabeJuli
8、es.Whereisit?不知道.Idontknow.真的Exactly.那是传家宝我信任你才给你的Thatwasafamilyheirloom.Itrustedyouwithit.我曾经也认为你不会有外遇不会伤我的心Well,1trustedyounottocheatonmeandbreakmyheart.上帝啊上帝啊!你到底把戒指怎么了？Oh,mygod.Oh,mygod.What.whatdidyoudowithit?在7号♥公路上我把它从车窗里扔了出去Ithrewitoutmycarwindowsomewhereonroute7.什么?几时？What?!When?你离开我
9、的那晚Thenightyouabandonedme.苏姗Suz.卡尔你没权力生气Kar1.youaresonotallowedtogetangry.是我扔掉了结婚戒指Imean,Imightvebeentheonetothrowawaytheweddingring,但你扔掉了我们的婚姻butyouthrewawaythewholemarriage.以前你都做了不好的事Therewasplentyofbadbehaviorthatwentonbackthen,所以收起你的态度sojustgetoffyourhighhorse.我们现在又是同一战线的了Wereonthesamepagenow,把注
10、意力集中在这上面soweshouldjustfocusonthat.是啊苏姗.梅尔相信犯多大错就该受多大惩罚Yes,SusanMayerbelievedthepunishmentshouldfitthecrime.卡尔这里可能有蛇Karl,Ithinktheremightbesnakesinhere.除非你找到戒指否则我们就呆在这里Werenotleavinghereuntilyoufindthatring.对于这一点卡尔也那么认为Butforthatmatter,sodidKarl.在罗纳德烧烤餐厅有一个传统Itwasatraditionat1.eonardosbarandgrill,在歇业
11、前一小时一个侍者会演唱一段anhourbeforeclosingtime,awaiterwouldsingaselection非常沮丧的意大利悲剧ofridiculouslydepressingItalianarias.还有一个传统Itwasalsoatradition认真听他演唱的只有一个人thattheonlycustomerswhowouldactuallylisten而她在听悲剧前已经够沮丧了weretheonesalreadydepressedtobeginwith.托尼？Tony?你急着走吗？Doyouhavetorushoff?也许我们能聊一会Ithoughtmaybewecou
12、ldjustchatforaminute.我有一段没见到你了SoIhaventseenyouinawhile.我不想来这里Well,Ididntwannacomeherebecause1wasafraid因为怕想起我的丈夫itwoulddrudgeupmemoriesofmyhusband.你知道我们过去常来Youknow,thiswasourplace.莱克斯最近去世了Rexpassedawayrecently.他是被杀死的被我们的药剂师Hewas,um,murderedbyourpharmacist.喔Wow.希望你已经换了药剂师Ihopeyouchangedpharmacists.不用我
13、换他自杀了Ididnthaveto.Hecommittedsuicide.今晚你喝多了1.ook,youvehadalittletoomuchwinetonight.我叫辆出租车吧HowaboutIcallyouacab?哦不不不我没事Oh,no,no,no,no.mokay.停在我们这里车很安全Yourcarwouldbesafeinourlo你可以明天来取andyoucanpickituptomorrow.Please.考虑一下好吧Well,okay.托尼？Tony?他还要唱几首咏叹调？Howmanymoreariasishegonnasing?5首Five.既然这样Oh.Inthatca
14、se,为什么不再给我拿瓶葡萄酒呢？whydontyoubringmeanotherbottleofthePinotgrigio?清快些Andpleasehurry.布里？Bree?布里没事吧？Bree.Youokay?什么事？Ugh.嗨Yes?呃你知道你母亲睡在草坪上吗？Hi.Uh,didyouknowyourmotherisasleeponthelawn?喔Oh,wow.看上去你一点也不吃惊Yeah,well,youdontseemterriblyshocked.这个只是我妈妈酗酒Oh,its,um.Ifsjust,momdrinks,有时她会睡在奇怪的地方andsometimesshesl
15、eepsitoffintheweirdestplaces.要我帮你把她弄进去吗？CanIhelpyouwithher?不不那没关系No.No,itsokay.我知道怎么照顾她1.uh,Iknowhowtotakecareofher.那久祝你好运Well,goodlucktoyouthen.我想玩“筷子”我也是Iwannaplaychopsticks.Metoo.好了吗Youokay?来了！mcoming!嗨嗨Hi.Hi.你的孩子对什么过敏吗？Yourkids.TheyhaveanyallergiesIshouldknowabout?据我所知没有干嘛问这个？Uh,notthatIknowof.W
16、hy?因为是我照看他们Causemwatchingthem.汤姆打电♥话♥来说Tomcalled,saidyoubothgotpulled周末你俩都要工作让我做保姆真的？intoworkfortheweekend,askedmetobaby-sit.Really?我想能把他们活着交还给你很有意思IthoughtitdbeniceifIgaveembacktoyoualive.嘿麦克罗斯基夫人Oh,hey,Mrs.McCluskey.抱歉忘记告诉你了嗨Hi.Sorry,Iforgottotellyou.没关系Oh,that,sokay.Um.能失陪一下吗我有点事Wou
17、ldyouexcusemejustforasecond?Ihavea.thing.当然谢谢Sure.Thanks.跟我来你就是那件事Followme.Yourepartofthething.周围有成千上万个年青人Amillionteenagersinthisneighborhood,你为什么雇麦克罗斯基夫人？有什么关系？andyouhireMcCluskey?Whatsthebigdeal?首先她是个老顽固Well,forstarters,shesancient!嘘!门很薄Shh!Thisisathindoor!不久以前她在家门口昏倒Itwasnotthatlongagothatshekeel
18、edover看一天孩子会杀了她inherfrontyard.Adaywithourkidswillfinishthejob.才几小时Itsonlyforafewhours.而且帕克去法雷尔家做客了Plus,Parker,sonaplaydatewiththefarrells,只有双胞胎和潘妮soit,sjustthetwinsandpenny.只有双胞胎和潘妮？Justthetwinsandpenny?好吧是坏主意Okay,thatwasstupid.我换种说法1.etmetrythatanotherway.一小时后我们要去上班Wehavetobeatworkinonehour.周末没有保姆T
19、heresnodaycareontheweekends,如果你不让麦克卢斯机夫人看孩子我们就走不了soyoucutMcCluskeyloose,we,restuck.我们能找到别人Wewillfindsomeone.不记得林肯遇刺那天自己在做什么的人（形容别人老士）Someonewhodoesn,trememberwhattheyweredoingtheday1.incolnwasshot.好吧我们去告诉她Fine.1.etsgobreakthenews.我妻子有话和你说Mywifehassomethingtotellyou.这么回事Soheresthedeal.我们有些误解Um,therew
20、asalittlemiscommunication,结果是我们不需要你andasitturnsout,wedontneedya.好我回家就是了Okay.Fine.lljustgobackhome.行抱歉Okay.Sorry.顺便说一下你丈夫说得对Bytheway,yourhusbandwasright.门很薄It,sathindoor.卡洛斯你在干什么？Carlos,whatareyoudoing?你好加布耶尔Hello,Gabriela.哦Oh.嗨妈Hi,mom.我刚告诉卡洛斯我洗了澡IjusttoldCarlosIjusthadtotakeashower.飞机上坐我旁边的胖子有300磅重T
21、hemannexttomeontheplaneweighed300pounds,身上都是他的汗呃真恶心andhesweatedalloverme.Ugh,itwassogross.我只是惊讶你怎么会来No,mjustsurprisedyourehere.今天是情人节ItsValentinesday.你和亥吉先生没计划？DontyouandMr.Hedgefundhaveplans?我和卡洛斯有IknowCarlosandIdo.我离开他了No,IleftCharles.什么？What?Mm-hmm.他可身价600万Hewasworth,like,$6million.钱不是一切加布丽尔Money
22、isnoteverything,Gabriela.对有些人是Forsomepeople,可我们在谈论你妈妈butweretalkingaboutyounow,mother.不敢相信你这么说Youknow,Icantbelievethis.我刚经历了痛苦的分手Imean,Ijustwentthroughaterriblebreakup,至少你可以假装关心一下andtheleastyoucoulddoispretendtocare.我们当然觉得难过不是吗加布丽尔？Well,ofcoursewefeelawfulaboutit,dontwe,Gabrielle?是啊我们很难过Yeah,we,reju
23、stsickaboutit.别担心我我会好的Well,dontworryaboutme.Mm-hmm.llbeokay.事实K我给自己买♥♥了份小礼物Infact,Iboughtmyselfalittlegift让自己快点摆脱totakemymindoffmyproblems.真的?你买♥♥了什么？Really?Whatdidyoubuy?新的乳♥房♥♥!Newboobs!Whoa!不准看卡洛斯Nopeeking,Carlos.好了妈妈快遮起来Okay,mom,puttheseaway!手术很成功
24、Myplasticsurgeongavemeagreatdeal.很可爱不是？Arenttheyfun?再见卡洛斯Bye,Carlos.干嘛？我觉得她很迷人What?Ithinkshescharming.你可以认为她迷人Okay,youcanthinkshescharming.但千万别忘记她是魔鬼Butdontforgetforonesecondthatsheisamonster.把钻石下面的口香糖弄掉了吗？Didyougetthegumoutfromunderthediamond?快了Mostly.早上好！Morning.嗨!情人节快乐Hi!HappyValentinesday.罗恩医生你在
25、这过夜了？Dr.Ron,didyouspendthenight?看完电影后有点累Well,uh,yeah,Igotkindatiredafterthemovie,所以我就没关系她知道你要过夜soIasked.it,sokay.Sheknowsthatyoumakehousecalls.哦我六点前都有手术Oh.Um,solisten,vegotsurgerytill6.我会换好衣服7点来接你llgetdressedandllpickyouupatabout7.我们在cheznaomi订了位子真棒我们能享受烛光晚餐WehavereservationsatchezNaomi.Great!llhave
26、alightlunch.还有坎宁安医生的日程表有空了Andalso,Dr.Cunninghamsscheduleopenedup,如果你愿意可以把手术提到星期三soifyoudlike,wecanmoveupyoursurgerytoWednesday.那天我有个婚礼在礼拜三？Oh,Ihaveaweddingthatday.OnaWednesday?是啊Uh.yeah.新娘很喜欢星期三Um,Wednesdaysarebecomingverypopularwithbrides.就像新的星期六ItslikethenewSaturday.好Oh.Okay.那么Well.晚上见再见llseeyaton
27、ight.Bye.你妈妈是个软弱无用的人Yourmotherisarotten,sneakyperson.听着我不是很赞成假婚姻的事1.OOk,Imnottoocrazyaboutthiswholefakemarriagething,但如果你不做那个手术可能会死butifyoudonthavethatoperation,youcoulddie.所以别太责怪自己Sodontbesohardonyourself.你是个好人Youareagoodperson.谢谢你亲爱的这么说很有帮助Thanks,hon.Thatreallyhelps.现在我要你把戒指拿去给你♥爸♥爸O
28、kay,nowIwantyoutogooverandslipthisringtoyourfather.你知道如果被伊迪发现了Andjustsoyouknow,ifEdiecatchesyou,你最好吞下去mexpectingyoutoswallowit酗酒是怎么回事？Howsthehangover?安德鲁我没有酗酒因为我根本没醉1donothaveahangover,Andrew,becauseIwasnotdrunk.那么那再喝点怎么样？Then,uh.howaboutalittlehairofthedog?马上能让你振作起来Itllperkyourightup.从病历上看1.ook,for
29、therecord,抗组织胺药物容易让我醉Ihadanallergicreactiontomyantihistaminemedication,希望你们有一点点同情心soIwouldappreciatejustalittlebitofsympathy.你为什么不能像汤米的妈妈那样躲在房♥间里喝？Whycan,tyoujustdrinkaloneinyourroomlikeTammysmom?看在上帝份上这只是意外Forgodsakes,itwasanhonestmistake.我在晚饭的时候只喝了一点酒IthoughtIcouldhavejustalittlebitofwinewi
30、thdinner,但显然我的身体受不了but,apparently,mybodycouldnthandleit.好吧！Fine!如果这样大家都会开心Ifitmakeseverybodyhappy,Iwilljustsuffer那么我就忍♥受流鼻涕和疹子throughmysneezingfitsandmyhivesonmyown.看好了吗？There.Isthatbetter?所以你宁可过敏也要喝酒？Sobasicallyyouwouldratherdrinkthantonothaveallergies?打扰你了吗?可我真的要你帮忙Hi.Isnowabadtime?Icouldre
31、allyuseafavor.她很漂亮是不是？Shewasbeautiful,wasntshe?是啊Yeah.来坐下早饭凉了Comeon,sitdown.Yourbreakfastisgettingcold.我的生母漂亮吗？Wasmyrealmotherbeautiful?她厄我记忆里是满漂亮的Well,shewas,uh,attractive,asIrecall.我长得像她吗？DoIlooklikeher?我不知道只见过她一面Idontknow.I-Ionlymetheronce.如果我长得不像她Oh.Well,causeifIdontlooklikeher,我可能像我的生父thenImigh
32、tlooklikemyrealdad.我已经厌倦你想念两个mgettingrealtiredofyourmorbidfascination抛弃你的陌生人withtwostrangerswhodidntloveyouenoughtokeepyou.帮帮忙别再问他们了So,please,stopaskingaboutthem.我想谈论自己的亲生父母是很正常的事情It,sonlynaturalthatdwannatalkaboutmybirthparents.好吧也许正常Well,itmaybenatural,但肯定不礼貌butitcertainlyisntpolite.你女儿死了以后Andonce
33、yourdaughterwasdead,他们想办法把尸体处理掉theyhadtogetridofhersomehow.所以玩具盒派上用场了Thatswherethetoychestcamein.15年以后Flashforward15years,盒子被冲上了洛威湖岸thechestwashesupontheshoreofrockwaterlake.所有可能的证据早消失了Anyforensicevidenceislonggone,杨一家没有被怀疑andtheyoungsgetawaywithmurder.当然现在妻子玛丽艾莉丝Now,ofcourse,thewife,MaryAlice,已经死了i
34、salreadydead,but.保罗杨还活着Paulyoungsadifferentmatter.如果你要我处理他Ifyoudlikemetodealwithhim,说句话就行了justsaytheword.德尔非诺要把我外孙带来Delfinosbringingmygrandsonhere.我想送他什么Iwannagetthekidsomething.你了解mp3播放器吗？Youknowanythingaboutthosemp3things?他们很漂亮我会带一个来Yeah,theyrerealnice.dgowiththat.他可能已经有了Ah,hesprobablygotonealread
35、y.保罗.杨有16年可以买♥♥东西给我的外孙Paulyounghashad16yearstogetmygrandkidanythinghewants.帮我这个忙行吗？好Domeafavor,willya?Yeah.注意了给保罗.杨也准备一个玩具盒子SeetoitthatPaulyounghasatoychestofhisveryown.卡尔！Karl!怎么？这地方像猪圈样Yeah?Thisplaceisafreakinpigsty.你能下来帮我一下吗？Wouldyougetdownhereandhelpme?好的等等快中场了Allright,holdon,itsal
36、mosthalftime.今晚我在cheznaomi订了位子可以吧Bytheway,ImadedinnerreservationsatchezNaomitonight,ifthatsokay.应该比你去年带我去的那老鼠洞要好It,sgottabebetterthanthatratholeyoutookmetoonnewyears.别再给我康乃馨了Anddonteventhinkofgettingmecarnationsagain.也许梅尔喜欢ThatcrapmighthaveflownforMayer.我可是有品味的Iactuallyhavetaste.快点!下来!Comeon!Moveit!
37、好的来了Allright,mcoming.别别别别坐这看电视No!No,no,no.Sitandwatchthegame.我发了段时间脾气Iwasjustgivingyouahardtime.过去一周你很疲劳Youdhadatoughweek.孩子们Boys.你们能安静一下吗？Canyoujustkeepitdownjustalittlebit?因为我得了一种Because1haveavery.很特别的成人头痛Uh,specialtypeofgrown-upheadache.我们要见妈妈爸爸我们要弹琴给他听Weneedtoseemommyanddaddy.Wewannaplayemourson
38、g.亲爰的不行他们在工作Honey,youcant.Theyreatwork.那能弹给你听吗？Well,canweplayitforyou?当然Sure.等一下下好吗？Just.justamoment,okay?Ohh.好了孩子们唱吧Allright,boys,letshaveit.我听说你们想再试着要孩子WhenIheardthatyoutwowantedtotryforanotherchild,我很高兴Iwasdelighted.但有些事你们要注意ButIhadsomecauseforconcern.加布丽尔上个月你从楼梯上摔下来伤得很重Gabrielle,yousufferedsomee
39、xtensiveinjuriesduringyourfalllastmonth,检查发现你有其它的并发症andthetestconfirmedtherearecomplications.你不能怀孩子？Youcanthavekids?医生并不很肯定Well,thedoctor,snot100%positive,但可能性很大butitsvery,veryiffy.卡洛斯我很抱歉Carlos,Iamsosorry.我知道你多么想成为个父亲Iknowhowmuchyouwantedtobeadad.谢谢Thanks.别那么悲观我们可以收养一个Dontbesosuicidal.Wecanalwaysad
40、opt.你知道我想要一个自己的孩子Iwantedtohaveachildofourown.Youknowthat.是谁的基因有关系吗？Whatdoesitmatterwhosed.N.A.Itis?反正尿布闻起来一样糟糕Thediapersarestillgonnasmellthesameregardless.我不想收养好吗？djustprefernottoadopt.Okay?好为什么不找个代♥孕♥母亲？Fine.Whataboutsurrogacy?Imean,Iknowitspricey,虽然会很贵但孩子至少长得像我们butatleastthebabywoul
41、dlooklikeus,而我也不会有妊娠纹一举两得and1wouldn,tgetstretchmarks.Itsawin-win.很好那么我们就到街上找个陌生人Great.Sothenwehavesomestrangeroffthestreet给我们生孩子？那就是你真正想要的？givingbirthtoourchild.Isthatwhatyoureallywant?我真正想要的是你开心WhatIwantisforyoutolightenup.我们没多少选择Wedonthavealotofoptions,而你必须选一个我有个想法andyouregonnahavetopickone.I-Ihav
42、eathought.Mm?也许有些荒唐Well,its,uh,alittlebitcontroversial,不过先听我说but,uh,gowithme.首先我要告诉你们Well,firstofalbletmetellyou,现在我有一辈子中最好的体型thatIaminthebestshapeofmylife.所以？So?所以不如我做你们的代♥孕♥母亲?So.whatifIwasyoursurrogate?我知道这听起来有些疯狂Yeah,Iknow.Iknowitmightsoundalittlecrazy,但我是世界上唯一一个butIamtheonlyoneint
43、heworld你们可以放心的人thatyoucantrusttoputthebaby,sneedsfirst.我会做更多锻炼更均衡地饮食Youknow,llexercisemore,Illeatbetter.不妈妈Mother,no!为什么？Why?我没记错的话你有医疗保险吗？Offthetopofmyhead,youreonmedicare?我才五十一岁Iamonlyfifty.one.去年有个女人订婚后Youknow,andthere,sthiswomaninenglandlastyear.她六十三了给自己生了个孙子Shewas63yearsold,andshegavebirthtoher
44、owngrandchild.我才不在乎她的屁♥股♥里是不是飞出了三胞胎1.ook,Idontcareifsheshottripletsoutofherass.这事没门It,snotgonnahappen.你能相信吗Canyoubelievethis?那个孩子怎么样？Howdthatenglandbabyturnout?我是说他有没有什么残疾Imean,itdidnthave,like,abigheadoranything,didit?卜洛斯你不是认真考虑这回事吧？Carlos,youarenotseriouslyconsideringthis.想一想加布Well,t
45、hinkaboutit,Gaby.这样的话代♥孕♥母亲才不是单纯的孵化器Thisway,thesurrogatewouldntbesomeimpersonalIncubator.有家族的纽带There,dbeafamilytie.我头痛了上楼去躺一会儿Ihaveamigraine.mgonnagolaydownupstairs.等我起来的时候ThenwhenIgetup,我希望我们能像理智的人那样谈话Ihopewecanalltalkaboutthislikerationalhumanbeings.卡洛斯别急Carlitos,dontworry.给她点时间她会想通的Justgivehertime.Shellcomearound.孩子们?Boys?孩子们？Boys?好了我们
