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1、绝望的主妇前情提要Previouslyon.你承办婚礼吗天呐你们俩Doyoudoweddings?Oh,mygoodness.Areyoutwo.是的我们要结婚了Yes.Yes,we,regettingmarried.天呐恭喜Oh,mygod!Wow.Congratulations.热恋中的爱侣决定将关系巩固或正在努力我们的关系不止如此Thoseinlovemadethenextstep.ortriedto.Ineedmorefromyou.加布我看到她们了真是太棒了Gaby,Icanseethem.Thatswonderful!Oh!雪亮的不止这双明目关键人物是那个医生Eyeswereope
2、nedinmorewaysthanone.Thekeyisthisdoctorguy.也许我们应该卧薪尝胆前往波士顿MaybeweshouldjustbitethebulletandgotoBoston.你拆散我的家还烧毁我的俱乐部我没有烧你的俱乐部Youbreakupmyfamily.Youburndownmybusiness.Ididntburndownyourclub.有人发出了恐吓Andathreatwasmade.某天你放学回家Someday,youllbewalkinghomefromschool,会突然灰飞烟灭andyoulljustdisappear.Poof!每个家庭Ther
3、eareimportantevents都会经历几个重要的日子inthehistoryofeveryfamily.喜增爱子Joyousbirths.悲失亲夫Tragicdeaths.炫目婚礼Sublimeweddings.但每个家庭最头痛的时刻Buttheoneeventeveryfamilydreads是他们跟isthemomentwhentheyfinallymeet.姻亲见面Thein-laws.妈妈这是亚里克斯的妈妈玛里娜康米尼斯Mom,thisisAlex,smomMelinacominis.很高兴见到你It,sapleasuretomeetyou.我也一样再次感谢你让我留在这1.ik
4、ewise,andthanksagainforlettingmestayhere.我现在连旅馆钱都付不起了Ijustcantaffordamotelrightnow.听亚里克斯说你下岗rOh,Alexmentionedthatyouwerelaidofffromyourjob.很抱歉没关系msosorry.Oh,thatsokay.大伙都这么说大凡经济不景气Youknowwhattheysay.Inabadeconomy,老气的鸡尾酒女招待是最先走人的他们真那么说吗thematurecocktailwaitressisthefirsttogo.Really?Theysaythat?妈妈我们去提
5、你的行李Mom,weregonnagogetyourluggage.你们两位好好聊两句Thatway,youtwocangetacquainted.再次感谢你Thankyouagain长途跋涉从奥克戴尔开车过来formakingthelongdrivedownfromoakdale.我们这一大家子真的应该好好聚聚Itshightimeourfamiliesgottogether.当然Absolutely.说到家庭聚会Nowspeakingoffamilyget-togethers,这倒提醒了我我要圣诞节thatremindsme.IcallChristmas.什么What?现在孩子们就要结婚了
6、Nowthattheboysaregettinghitched,我们要把假期分开所以weregonnahavetosplittheholidays,so.我要圣诞节等等等等IcallChristmas.Wait,wait,wait.我们不能这么决定家人重聚的时间那有什么问题Thisisnothowwedecidefamilyget-togethers.Whatstheproblem?我可以把感恩节让给你mlettingyouhaveThanksgiving.我是宴会承办人感恩节脱不开身macaterer.IoverseeeventsonThanksgiving.这个节日我就不要了Itstheo
7、neholidaythatIdontneed.很好我要感恩节Great.IcallThanksgiving.不行你不能把主要的假期都要了Stopthat!Youcantcallallthemajorholidays.复活节还闲着呢复活节一次Noone,scalledeasteryet.Goingonce.我才不把与儿子共处的时间来竞标Iamnotbiddingontimewithmyson.复活节两次玛里娜这很幼稚Goingtwice.Melina,thisischildish!我可要举手了哦Ooh!Ooh!Myhandsgoingup.那行我要复活节Fine!Icalleaster.那并不是
8、很难对吧Thatwasntsohard,wasit?我知道两个家庭一起协商假期1.ook,Iknowitsverydifficult并不容易fortwofamiliestonegotiatetheholidays,但我强烈感觉到but1feelstrongly这种处理方式不妥帖thatthisisnotthebestwaytohandleit,我相信孩子们同意的andmsurethattheboyswouldagreewithme.Hey.我要圣诞节名正言顺IcalledChristmasfairandsquare,我要跟我儿子一起过andIwannaspenditwithmyson.如果你欺
9、负我试图说服孩子们Soifyougototheboysandtryandscrewmeover,我会长久铭记在心的llrememberthatforareallylongtime.明白了吗Gotit?是的每个家庭都会经历几个重要的日子Yes,thereareimportanteventsinthehistoryofeveryfamily.跟姻亲见面只是其中一个Meetingthein-lawsisone.看看你俩我有没有给你们说过1.ookatyoutwo.HaveItoldyouhowgreatyoulooktogether?你俩站一起真般配HaveI?Aw.而决定对他们充满怨恨Themom
10、entyoudecidetohatethem则是另一重要时刻isanother.人人在郊区都想住得其乐Theresahomeforeveryoneinsuburbia,地♥产♥商迫切为每个人找到理想的住所andarealtoreagertofindyouexactlywhatyouwant.不论温馨舒适Whetheritssomethingwarmandcozy.还是优雅精致Orsomethingdignifiedandelegant.或者宽敞便宜Orperhapssomethingaffordablewithaporch.无论你品位如何人人都想在郊区住得其乐这样邻
11、居就不会怀疑Yes,everyonewantsahomewithalovelyexterior,mostlysotheneighborswillneversuspect屋内发生的丑陋行为theuglinessgoingoninside.你在这啊Thereyouare!我为亚当住♥宅♥找到了很多买♥♥家IjustgotthelistingfortheAdamshouse.我想最好的庆祝方式是AndIthinkthebestwaytocelebrate我的性感老公带我出去跳舞isformysexyhusbandtotakemeoutdanci
12、ng.宝贝今晚不行Oh,babe.Nottonight.怎么了生病了吗Whatswrong?Areyousick?不是没有No.No,uh.我很好mgood.真的吗Really?你看起来可不怎么样Causeyoulooklikehell.我很好伊迪只是mgood,Edie.Ijust,uh.只是今晚想待在家里仅此而已I-Ijust.feellikestayingintonight,thatsall.你又来了Ah,youredoingitagain.你有心烦的事Thereissomethingupsettingyou,把我拒之门外andinsteadoflettingmehelpyou,而不是让
13、我帮你youreshuttingmeout.我只是不想谈论我的烦心事Ijustdontliketotalkaboutmytroubles.而我不也想每当我心情愉悦时AndIdontlikesittingathomedoingnothing坐在家里受冷眼whenIfeellikedancing.伊迪Edie.把你心情弄糟了我很抱歉Iamsorryyoureunhappy.有件事你必须搞清楚Theressomethingyoushouldknowaboutme.我很久没有心情不愉快了Idontstayunhappyforlong.是杰克逊Hey,its)ackson,在母校过得很开心havingf
14、unattheoldAlmamater.我们得谈谈Weneedtotalk.保证是好消息Onlygoodnews,Ipromise.我想你DidImentionImissyou?Bye.我们搬来这里就是为了远离那些事情Wemovedheretogetawayfromthat.可我不是我是为了你才搬来的1didntImovedhereforyou.我做了这么多的准备Ivegotadepositiontoprepfor.好吧那我就自己去俱乐部Well,thenIwillgoclubbingwithoutyou,而且一定会泡到个帅哥and1willbewearingmynotcominghomeal
15、onejeans.你说“一定会“是指嘿休干事吧Bywearing,youmean,squeezinginto?混账Damnyou!在找东西吗还是想听八卦Aah!Missanything?Needajuicyrecap?不用了伙计你怎么这么喜欢No.mgood.Boy,youjusthavetostickyournose多管闲事intootherpeoplesbusiness.真抱歉msorry.你要是感兴趣的话我告诉你布里的丑事Ifyoureinterested,IhavedirtonBree.继续说Goon.看来我们彼此彼此Aha!YourenobetterthanIam.你真狡猾梅尔Nic
16、elyplayed,Mayer.多谢夸奖今晚能跟你一起去俱乐部吗Thankyou.CanIgoclubbingwithyoutonight?狡猾过头了梅尔Overplayed,Mayer.求你了我太无聊了Oh,please!mbored.MJ去麦克家了杰克逊不在镇上MikehasM.J.,Jacksonsoutoftown,况且你需要个人气气鲍伯andyouregonnaneedsomebodytobitchaboutBobto.你明知道我去的是同志俱乐部,Youdorealizemgoingtoagayclub.没关系同志们都喜欢我Yes,thatsfine.Gaysloveme.说三个你认
17、识的同志Namethree.你鲍伯安德鲁You,Bob,Andrew.只有两个Thatstwo.别这样啊Comeon.好吧好吧Allright,allright!9点在我家碰面Meetatmyhouseat9:00.好好化个浓妆Andyoumightwannapileonthemakeup.变装皇后第一杯可免单Dragqueensgettheirfirstdrinkfree.好的我们简单说Okay,well,let,strysomethingeasier.你离开希林先生的俱乐部后AfteryouleftMr.Schilling1Snightclub,去了哪里wheredidyougofirst
18、?Uh.不记得了Idontrecall.可能开车去了什么地方Didyoumaybedrivesomewhere?波特地方检察官也有警♥察♥的报告Uh.Okay,Porter,whenthed.A.,whoalsohasthispolicereport,当他问你这些问题时asksyouthesequestions,你突然说“不记得了”之类的话andyousuddenlydon,trecallanythingyousaid,这亳无益处thatsbad.鲍伯已经问了一个多小时了Bob,youvebeengoingatthisforoveranhour.我们休息一下吧好吧波
19、特去放松一下Whydontwetakeabreak?Fine.Porter,goandchill.我也得跟你的父母谈谈Ineedtotalktoyourparentsanyway.到底怎么回事Okay,whatsgoingonhere?没什么波特只是有点紧张Nothin.Youknow,Porter,sjustnervous.我第一次去回看他时他也很紧张HewasalsonervouswhenIfirstinterviewedhiminjaib但当时他直言不讳buthewasstillabletokeephisstorystraight.普雷斯顿我的CD机哪去了Preston!Wheresmy
20、cdplayer?!什么What?波特说看见你拿了Parkersawyoutakeit.妈妈叫普雷斯顿别再拿我的东西了Mom,pleasetellPrestontostoptakingmystuff.亲爱的这是波特Honey,thatsPorter.不他不是No,itisn,t好吧Oh.Right.抱歉Sorry.你们是不是有瞒着我Youguyshavesomethingyouwannatellme?加布你应该跟我们一起去的Gaby,youshouldvecome.你错过了我们在公园里美妙的散步Youmissedabeautifulwalkinthepark.妈妈看看这是什么一只瓢虫Mommy
21、,lookatwhatWefound!Aladybug!真干净Wow!Neat!赶紧去洗手要吃午饭了Whydontyouguysgowashyourhandsforlunch?看它壳上的小黑点Oh,lookatherteenyblackpolkadots.在我失明之前TheressomanybeautifulthingsIusedtotakeforgranted忽视了太多美好的东西beforeIlostmysight.真可爱Yeah,pretty.怎么啦你上班要迟到了What?Youregonnabelateforwork.关于上班的事Yeah,aboutthat.我应该提前告诉你的Ishou
22、ldvetoldyoubefore.什么What?我不想再做按♥摩♥师了Idontwanttogivemassagesanymore,所以我辞掉了乡村俱乐部的工作soIquitthecountryclub.你辞职了为什么Youquit?!Why?好吧我知道这听起来很糟Okay,Iknowthisisgonnasoundbad.我失明时从来没有意识到WhenIwasblind,Ineverrealizedthat.光着的身子那么恶心尤其是这个俱乐部的Nakedpeoplearegross,especiallythemiddle-agedslobs那些中年人更恶心tha
23、tbelongtothiscountryclub.卡洛斯你不能只因为几颗黑痣和一点肥肉Carlos,youdontjustquitajob就辞掉工作但我可以再找becauseofafewmolesandalittlebackfat.ButIcanfindotherwork.现在我重拾光明世界是我的舞台NowthatIhavemyvisionback,theworldismyoyster.与此同时Inthemeantime,我想多花点时间陪陪女儿们Ijustwannaspendafewdayswithmydaughters闻闻玫瑰花香痛快的淋淋雨andsmellingtheroses,soaki
24、nginnature.就像那个可爱的小蜘蛛一样1.ikethatbeautifulspiderrightthere.上帝完美的设计Godsperfectdesign.多奇妙啊Isntitamazing?是啊的确是Yeah,itsureis.我给你拿招聘广♥告♥llgetyouthewantads.这是干什么呢安德鲁希望在明晚举♥行♥正式的晚宴比较合适Whatsallthis?Oh,Andrewthoughtitwouldbenicetohaveaformaldinnertomorrownight.如果是个正式的晚宴Well,ifitsaf
25、ormaldinner,为什么不用你祖母的台布whyarentweusingyourgrandmotherstablecloth?为玛里娜而铺吗她可能会用鼻子去闻ForMelina?Shedprobablyblowhernoseonit.我不会让那女人弄脏祖母的蕾丝的No,IwillnotletthatwomandefileNanaslace.我知道玛里娜没有如我们所望IknowMelinaisntwhatWehopedfor,但我们要面对现实姻亲都是这样butletsfaceit.In-Iawsrarelyare.想想当年我的妈妈NeedIremindyouofmymother?至少她得瘫痪
26、中风Well,atleastGloriahadthegoodtaste这让人省心不少tohaveaparalyzingstroke无须操心去照顾她sowedonthavetodealwithher.是啊那个圣诞真快乐啊True.ThatwasamerryChristmas.但玛里娜不幸还有健康的体魄ButMelinaappearstobeintragicallygoodhealth,也就是说我们前面whichmeanswevegot还会有很多聚少离多的假期quiteafewbeer-drenchedholidaysaheadofus.你应该想办法对她好点Youhavegottofigureou
27、tsomewaytobenicetoher.我不知道能否做得到她是个老顽固IdontknowifIhaveitinme.Shessuchatroglodyte.拜托Please.没有人比布里霍吉Noone,sbetter更擅长F假装微笑atplasteringonafakesmileandpretendingtolikesomeone伪装喜欢别人了thanBreeHodge.你嘴真甜Mmm.Youresweet.Mmm.好吧把那片蕾丝桌布取来Oh,allright.Getthelacetablecloth.我会假装喜欢那个女人Iwillpretendtolikethiswoman.就像我假装喜
28、欢祖母一样JustlikeIpretendedtolikeNana.鲍勃抱歉我们本打算告诉你的真是这么打算的Bob,weresosorry.Wemeanttotellyou.Wereallydid.那波特在哪我们不知道SowherethehellisPorter?Wedon,tknow.那也是我们试图让你推迟开庭日期Thatswhywevebeentryingtogetyou直到我们找到他为止的原因topostponethehearingdateuntilwecouldfindhim.我们现在有比开庭日期更大的麻烦Oh,wehaveamuchbiggerproblemthanthehearin
29、gdate.这话什么意思现在我知道了这件事Whatdoyoumean?Well,nowthatmawareofthis,我有义务卜.报什么不行你不能Ihavealegalobligationtoreportit.What?!No,no,no,youcant.我们不能现在我已经束手无策了No!Wecant.Hey!Nowmyhandsaretied.法官一口.发现波特不见rButifthejudgefindsoutthatPortersgone,就会没收我们的保释金我聪明过人的妻子是用餐馆做保证的Wehavetoforfeitthebail.Andsincemygeniuswifeusedour
30、restauranttopostbond,我们唯一的收入来源就会消失ouronlysourceofincomewillvanish.我确实为你们感到遗憾Ifeelforyouguys.Ireallydo.但我不能因此而被取消律师资格Butmnotgettingdisbarredoverthis.鲍勃求你我们现在很绝望Bob.please.We,redesperate.接下来两天我不会去见检察官mnotmeetingwiththed.A.Foranothertwodays.如果在那之前找到波特我闭口不谈IfyoufindPorterbythen,Iwon,tsayanything.非常感谢真的很
31、抱歉Thankyousomuch.Wearesosorrythatwe.只管找到他Justfindhim.行行我来了Yeah,yeah.mcomin,.加布丽尔索利斯GabrielleSolis?布拉德利斯科特还记得吗BradleyScott.Remember?之前卡洛斯我们一起做过生意CarlosandIdidsomebusinessbackinhisfinancedays.是的还好吗Oh,right!Howareyou?还好玛丽亚跟我终于结婚了Good.MariaandIfinallygotmarried.我有自己的投资基金Istartedmyowninvestmentfund.你呢还好还
32、好Howaboutyourself?Good,good.不知你听说没有卡洛斯恢复视力了天呐我还不知道1dontknowifyouheard.Carlosgothissightback.Oh,my.mygod.Ihadnoidea.是啊生活还是很美好的Iknow.1.ifeisgood.我们现在最重要的是帮他找份工作Nowallwehavetodoisfindhimajob.你来得正是时候此话怎讲你缺人手吗Well,yourtimingjustmightbeperfecthere.Why?Youneedsomeone?可以这么说他感兴趣吗Asamatteroffact,Ido.Thinkhedb
33、einterested?我不知道我不能替他做决定Idontknow.I-IcantspeakforCarlos.这可是份职位高且有分红的工作Itsanupper-levelpositionwithlotsofperks而且薪水是6位数啊andthesalarysinthehighsixfigures.那我还是替他决定吧他干真棒mnowspeakingforCarlos.Helltakeit.Great.要是有卡洛斯那就帅呆了他是一员猛将dkilltohaveCarlosonmyteam.Thatmanwasashark.叫他给我打电♥话♥好的Havehimcallm
34、e.Yeah.永别了呆瓜Solong,sucka.你好请问海勒医生在吗Hello.IsDr.Hellerin?对不起他不在有什么能帮忙的吗msorry.Hesnot.CanIhelpyou?不用了Oh.Notreally.我们要跟他谈谈大卫威廉姆斯的事See,WeneedtotalktohimaboutDaveWilliams.大卫威廉姆斯DaveWilliams?是的大卫是他的病人Yeah.Daveisapatientofhis.我确信你知道他msureyouknowhim.金发蓝目长相猥琐不堪Blondhair,blueeyes,creepierthanallget-out.我没有权限来确
35、认此事mnotinapositiontoconfirmthat.Hmm.而且我认为海勒医生Ah?AndIdontthinkthedoctor不会跟你们谈他病人的事他会的woulddiscusshispatientswithyoueither.Oh,helltalktous.大卫的举动变♥态♥得令人发指Davesbeenuptosomeprettysickstuff.Yeah.我敢打赌海勒医生十有八♥九♥Andi-mbettindollarstodoughnutsDr.Heller很想知道事情的原委他什么时候回来这不好说wouldwanna
36、knowallaboutit.Sowhendoeshegethere?Icouldntsay.那我们就等Huh.We,llwait那是啤酒吗Isthatabeer?我们没有权限来确认此事Werenotinapositiontoconfirmthat.你的新鞋真漂亮Yournewshoesarepretty.真的吗爸爸买♥♥给妈妈的Arentthey?Daddyboughtthemformommy.他还不知情呢Hedoesntknowityet.因为他有了一份体面的新工作Becausehehasawonderfulnewjob.对此他也不知情Hedoesn,tthat
37、yeteither.好消息Goodnews!我也有我先说Me,too.Mefirst还记得布拉德利.斯科特吗RememberBradleyScott?我今天遇到他了他给了你一份工作Iranintohimtoday,andhesgivingyouajob.真是不错Thats.nice.这也正是我要告诉你的ButthatswhatIwantedtotellyou.我刚找到一份工作太棒了Ijustgotajob.Fantastic!你还没签合同什么的吧有吗Well,youdidntsignacontractoranything,didyou?这样可以让他们来个争夺战Causemaybewecange
38、tthemintoabiddingwar.不太可能了我的工作是在社区中心Unlikely.Itsatthecommunitycenter.我要和盲人一起工作mgonnaworkwiththeblind.不错Oh.Great.签约后的打赏是什么一盒铅笔吗Andwhatsthesigningbonusforthat.acupofpencils?我希望你会找一份更好的工作1thoughtyouweregonnagetabetterjob.你的世界是我的舞台”呢Whathappenedtotheworldbeingyouroyster?这是份有意义的工作谁稀罕布拉德利给分红的Itsmeaningful
39、work.Whocares?Bradleysofferingperks.这份工作给你有什么额外好处吗Whatkindofperksisthisblindthingoffering?嗯让我想想Hmm,letmethink.让世界变得更美好个人成就感Makingtheworldabetterplace,personalfulfillment.卡洛斯我过去5年都跟盲人一起工作Carlos,vespentthelastfiveyearsworkingwiththeblind.相信我这不会让你有什么成就感的Trustme,itsnotthatfulfilling.当我失明的时候那些人陪在我的身边1.oo
40、k,whenIlostmysight,thosepeoplewerethereforme.我就是想报答一下Ah,Ijustwannagivesomethingback.不要再提Nottomention.布拉德利斯科特BradleyScott?他就一混♥蛋♥Kindofanass.我才不会为那家伙工作Nowaymworkingforthatguy.嗨布拉德利我是加布索利斯Hi,Bradley,it,sGabySolis.我跟他谈过了他很感兴趣Ijusttalkedtohim,andhesintrigued.你愿意赏光过来吃晚餐Howwouldyouliketocome
41、overfordinner顺便谈谈细节吗andsealthedeal?太有意思了我都儿年没出来玩过了Thisissofun!Ihaventbeenoutinages.今晚我要Tonight,Iamgonna.JBoogie-oogie-oogieJ你确实好久没出来放松了Youreallyhaventbeenoutinawhile.快来你想喝点什么Oh!Goahead.Whatdoyouwanttodrink?哦你喝什么我就喝什么我喝”肝肠寸断“马上就回来Oh,llhavewhatyourehaving.Cirrhosisoftheliver,comingrightup.杰克逊Hey,Jacks
42、on.什么What?真的吗Really?啊你在这Ah!Hereyouare.是啊欣赏风景而已Yeah,justtakinginthescenery.我们在后院其实Youknow,weactuallyhave有很多令人赏心悦目的庭院风景someverycomfortablepatiofurnitureinthebackyard.而且有地让你扔这些可回收的罐头Alongwithaplacetoputyourrecyclables.不我在这挺好No,mgoodhere.你们两上哪去了Hey!Hi!Whathaveyoutwobeenupto?伊迪带我去看了几处房♥子我还不知道你们在找房
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