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1、2013元宵节搞笑短信1、死党!等我有钱了:我要用xo给你冲厕所,用美元给你点烟,买999朵玫瑰给你沐浴,找还珠格格给你当丫环,用肯德基把你喂胖,然后用波音送你去屠场。2、多时没见有点想,近来身体可安康?一年工作挺辛苦,天冷别忘添衣裳!虽然你是白眼狼,我可把你记心上!反正闲着也没事,全当给猫喂点粮!3、为了地球环境与资源,请自觉减少购买传统纸制贺卡,你可在大面值人民币上用铅笔填上贺词,寄给我!感谢你对环保事业的支持!祝你幸福快乐4、夜色如酒,寒风轻轻吹柳,菊花开了许久,你在何处奔走?天气冷了许久,你加衣没有?城市不让养狗,主人打你没有?平安可要来电,免我心中挂念主人。5、如果感到幸福你就挥挥手
2、,如果感到幸福你就跺跺脚,如果感到幸福你就甩甩头。元宵节快乐,疯子!6、元宵节你想要什么礼物,快点说短信看完,时效已过!7、abcdefghijklmnpqrstvwxz,唯独缺少了you!如果没有你再多的欢乐也不是我要的幸福!想你想的快不行,穿衣也没有造型,跟谁也整不出感情,走到哪也不受欢迎,心脏没事也偷停,得肺炎也不典型!8、我手握着哈利波特的魔法棒,诚心地祈祷:我要把一切喜庆变成奶油,所有祝福揉成巧克力,永远快乐做成蛋糕砸扁你!元宵节快乐!9、不许动!举起手来,认识的站左边,不认识的站右边,想笑的站中间。说你呢!快放下手机,双手抱头靠墙站好,仔细给我听着:祝你元宵节快乐。10、活着真累:
3、上车得排队,爱你又受罪,吃饭没香味,喝酒容易醉,挣钱得交税!就连给小猪发个短信还得收费!祝你元宵节快乐。11、这是我主耶稣的新年福音:要对人好,要对发信息的人尤其好,多多请她吃饭,经常买礼物给她,把你身上善良的或罪恶的钱全给她,耶稣永远爱你!阿门!12、心情还舒畅?工作还顺心?身体还健康?家人还罗嗦了半天,最后问候一声:元宵节快乐!13、祝你新的一年,工作忙中有闲,自己打牌赢钱,存折增加无限,口袋装满美元,美女挤满床前,精力充沛源源,情人又猛又甜。待添加的隐藏文字内容214、想想送什么给你,又不打算太多,就只给你五千万:千万快乐!千万要健康!千万要平安!千万要知足!千万不要忘记我!15、送你一
4、台宝马-没钱!送你一片草原-没权!送你一朵白云-易散!送你太空漫步-太难!送你一袋元宵-简单!送你一句祝福-温暖!16、祝*五五五*你*五五月五五*快*五五五*乐没收过这么深奥的祝福吧?就知道你看不懂只好由本天才为你解释啦,我的意思:祝你正月十五快乐!17、年过完了,钱花光了,手机也哑了;都上班了,心要静了,反倒没人理了;又是元宵节了,发条短信,就算骚扰一下,证明我还想着你,元宵节快乐。18、自从有了他,中国通讯发了又发;自从有了他,哪个节日也少不了他;自从有了他,咱们的祝福样如花。他是哪个啊?就是你在看的短信啊,呵呵,元宵快乐。19、又是一年元宵节,元宵节是合家团圆的日子,中国最看中的就是团
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