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1、三笑三国英语话剧 第 1 页 共 1 页 三笑三国 旁白黄丽清 赵云欧日斌 曹操周会军 夏侯敦罗靖慧 蒋干黄忠丽 刘备杨爱荣 诸葛亮申海怡 张飞刘汝强 道具：一坨布、枪。 开场介绍 Ladies and gentlemen,let me introduce the actors. The first is ZhaoYun,he is the mostly actor today.And his black brother is ZhangFei ,and there boss is LiuBei .Dont forget the other side Mr Cao,and his advise
2、r JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,Dont forget who behind the scenes ME-the Director. 第一幕：人物，赵云 夏侯敦 曹操 蒋干 旁白：就在刚才不久，一个黑大汉从曹操军中救出刘备之子刘阿斗，现在正向这里杀过来，他就是张飞！Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei -Liu A Dou.now,he is coming. His name is ZhangFei. 赵云：no！本人姓赵名云，乃常山子龙也！ no!
3、my family name is Zhao my middle name is Yun and my given name is ZiLong 赵云：看！这就是主公的最后一点骨血！刘阿斗！我从火场之中把他救出，而我自己的脸却早已唉化作焦炭！Look! this is the last blood of the boss ! Liu a Dou . It took him out from the fire ,but my face has already turned into coke .ai . 夏侯敦：小贼，莫跑，要不然我就大开杀戒了hey， guy !stop there or I
4、will kill you . 赵云：可恶！居然敢偷袭我！fuck,! you bitch dare to attack me ? 赵云：看我九阴白骨爪！stop! wait! one two three. nine dark white bone fingers! 夏侯敦：唔！ oh my gad Im over . 赵云：此地不宜久留，还是快去寻主公！yeah guy! I will go to look for my boss , goodbye 曹操：没想到我们初次出兵便杀得敌人望风而逃！真可谓出师未捷身先死。长使英泪满襟！ I didnt expect that we can bea
5、t the enemy with our first attack. It reminds me of a poem, Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful 蒋干：丞相，您说这话，真不见得怎么吉利。 Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said. 曹操：咦？这是谁扔的西瓜皮？Huh? Who threw the banana rind? 曹操：是夏侯爱卿。难道他又在搞什么行为艺术? Xia Hou Dun? Is he engaged in wh
6、at something about performance art? 曹操：夏侯爱卿为何要在地上装西瓜皮？Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground? 夏侯敦：有一人脸如黑炭 手抱孩子A very black people with baby in his band . 蒋干：是敌人的保姆！还带个孩子！it Is enemys maid with a child in his arm. 曹操：那你呢？What did you do? 夏侯敦：I I I I rushed to him and fight with him.Im f
7、ighting fighting fighting!我 我 我冲上去与之打斗 打 打 打 曹操：然后呢？What then? 蒋干：丞相，看来是夏侯敦将军杀退了敌人！ Prime minister, it is likely that general Hou dun has defeated the enemy . 夏侯敦：唔唔！Zhao Yun used his nine dark white bone fingers to me ! I was so fearful.赵云用他的九阴白骨爪对付我，我好害怕！ 曹操：然后呢？ Then what happened? 夏侯敦：No！No ！No！
8、 I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ,its so terrible 曹操：如此看来，敌人应该还没有走远。咱们乘胜追击！It seems that the enemy should not go far. Lets run after them. 蒋干：有时候我真的很佩服丞相您这乐观的心理 Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology . 夏侯敦：Yes!Fighting,Fighting!Le
9、ts go!好！打！打！上啊！ 第二幕:人物：刘备 张飞 诸葛亮 赵云 旁白：这是的刘备一行人正在军营外观看敌情LiuBei and his team are looking something out of his military camp. 诸葛亮：主公啊，按理说是您走先啦！My master,you should walk in front of us! Is not it? 刘备：不啦，军师您身后有好大块荫凉，躲在这里避避暑也不错。No，its very cool that I stand just behind you，I can avoid summer heat . 诸葛亮：主
10、公，如果我所料不错，现在马上就要下雨了！Oh! My master ,come here! I tell you a secret! I think it is about to rain! 刘备：先生神算！人所不及！不知先生如何知道将要下雨？great prediction！No one can compare with you！just wonder how do you know its going to rain？ 诸葛亮：首先，天气预报说今天有雨；其次，看天，那边有一块黑云。First,the weather report told us it is going to rain to
11、day;second,look at the sky,so many dark clouds are coming! 旁白：By this time Zhao Yun desperately run from the front.ZhangFei become so excited at this moment.这时候赵云从前方拼命地赶过来。张云变得很兴奋。 这时候 张飞：哇！那就是子龙啊，想不到这一会不见子龙就换了个新桌面。 第 3 页 共 3 页 Ha! Zilong is coming now! I could not believe that you have Changsha a n
12、ew tabletop without a minute! 张飞：子龙！ ZiLong ! 赵云：翼德救我！ help! Third brother . 赵云：主公！云殊死力战，方保得小主人在此！只是这许久不见啼哭，怕是已经 Boss, I have irid my best to protect the little boss. but it have a long time to hear nothing. I am afraid. 赵云：chao！这小没良心的，居然还能睡的着！就跟他爹一样！ oh shit.how can the son of bitch get in asleep.j
13、ust like his father. 刘备：咳咳！ 诸葛亮：子龙，不是我说你，你嘴上就是少个把门儿的，总不能啥实话都往外说啊！？ZiLong,I dont want to tell you, although it is true,you should not say it out! 刘备：为了你这倒霉孩子，几乎损我一员大将啊！我还留着你干什么啊，我摔死你吧！because of you，I almost lose a brave general！Why do I keep you alive，let me kill you！ 旁白：从今以后，阿斗的智力便出现了明显的发育迟缓。请大家以此为
14、鉴，日后请善待别人的孩子同时也要保护好你自己的孩子。This is why Liu a Dou is so foolish that lost his country. Please as a guide, please be kind to other peoples children in the future to also want to protect your own children. 赵云：咦？怎么不见关二哥呢？ where is the second bother ? 刘备：二弟昨天为军师摆下一个八卦阵去，不过在冲出去撞马的时候闪着腰了，现在还在休养呢！：He layout
15、the Sazhen for military adviser yesterday, but when he rushed out , he get his waist twisted, now he stay in bed. 诸葛亮：哎，太糟糕了，看我，多健康，多健壮！告诉他，多喝三鹿奶粉！Oh,It is so bad! Look at me,so healthy,so strong!tell him to drink more Santalum milk powder! 赵云：就给这孩子喝成这样儿了！ so you drink to be a foolish? 曹操：啊！ 刘备：难道三弟
16、又重操旧业了？咱们快去看看！Did ZhangFei returned to former career ？Go to see what happen? 第三幕： 人物 张飞 曹操 夏侯 蒋干 刘备 诸葛亮 旁白：时间拨回到三分钟之前，张飞大战长坂坡Go back to three minutes before the time set aside，ZhangFei fight with CaoCaos army on ChangBanBo . 曹操和蒋干：嘿嘿嘿嘿！ 夏侯敦：唔唔唔唔 张飞：哇！火腿肠你回来拉！ A!You, The hot dog,You come back ! 第 4 页
17、 共 4 页 夏侯敦：我靠，又一个黑人，黑人都是很牛x的，我怕了。 black man come again ， Blacks are very powerful，Im fearful. 曹操：阁下是何人，何以竟有如此美妙的声音！Excuse me. May I know your name? What a wonderful voice you have! 张飞：我便是那燕人张翼德！I am Zhang Yi De from NaYan! (clenches teeth) 曹操：阉人？原来只是一个太监夏侯敦，上去解决他！ You are the so called coward,arent
18、you?HouDun,beat him! 夏侯敦：唔！唔唔！ 旁白：真是厉害的车轮战啊，这时候夏侯已经被张飞打得狼狈不堪了。Is really fierce Che Lun Zhan ah! At this time ,XiaHouDun has been ZhangFei played in disorder. 蒋干：丞相，这一仗咱们必输，一会还有桥断水倒流呢！快叫夏侯将军下来吧。 Prime minister, we must have lose this Campaign , the bridge will also cut off the water soon!Lets call Xi
19、aHouDun general to get down quickly. 曹操：你怎么知道？How do you know it? 蒋干：真三国无双叁，长坂的任务啊！ Really,it is the games duty of Three countries Unparalleled Three! 曹操：干啊，我看你是太沉迷于网络游戏了。这样既浪费时间又上海身体，你还是听为丞相的一句话吧！珍爱生命，远离三俗啊！ I think you are too addicted to online games. What a waste of time, and Its harmful,listen
20、to me ,You must take good care of yourself. 夏侯敦：oh !my gad ! I am over again.又被打败了 曹操：唉，如今这世道变了，太监都这么厉害啦！？ Now the world has changed . Why does that coward become so brave? 张飞：曹贼听着！今日汝等必不能生过此桥！ CaoCao ,!Shut up ! Listen to me! Today you all cant pass this bridge with a live one! 曹操：汝休得猖狂！今日要不是我手下典韦身
21、死，许诸拉稀，于禁肺炎，李典麻疹，文聘肝癌，张辽痔疮，才不会输给你！shut up!If general DianWei was still alive,We would not be defeated! 张飞：你手下终究无人可用！啊，面对此景次请，我真想赋诗一首Nobody may go to battle for you ,Facing this scenery,I really want to sing a song.er, on .On .only you onlyyou 夏侯敦：唔唔唔Its very unpleasant to hear!太难听了！ 曹操：啊！Help! 蒋干：啊！
22、It is simply, make the gods cry! 简直是惊天地，泣鬼神啊！ 曹操：这难道就是传说中的门得尔松的c大调鬼叫协奏曲！何以如此震撼！Why is this so shocking! It seems, really beat me is someone singing .看来，真正打败我的是某人的歌声。 蒋干：快看！丞相！桥断了！水也开始倒流啦！ Look, Prime minister! The bridge broke! The water also starts to flow backwards 第 5 页 共 5 页 曹操：aaaaaaa! 诸葛亮：别唱啦！
23、再唱下去就把曹操给唱死啦！Do not sing more,OK?if you go on singing,CaoCao will die because of your song! 刘备：三弟快打住！Stop,stop！ 张飞：only you onlyyou 刘备：子龙，快把三弟扛回去。ZiLong，carry ZhangFei back quickly。 赵云：好的！ OK 旁白：从此以后有一首歌传唱至今 经久不衰，叫做：only you since then, a song become very very famous.The name isOnly You.(歌声再次响起，众人谢幕)。
