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1、三打白骨精英语剧本Three times beat monsters三打白骨精 第一幕 农夫家 农夫一家吃完饭在看电视 新闻联播主题曲，朱宏强开始播新闻。 朱宏强：Welcome to CCTV news , there are four 和尚 from 东土大唐 to west to get some books , let me tell you who are they. 师徒四人出场： 朱宏强：people who rides white horse is not only prince ,he may be 唐僧. 唐 僧: hello ,I am唐 僧, have you seen
2、 a handsome heshang like me, many people think I always talk too much，actually ,they are wrong. Let me tell you a secret, I havent ate meat for 3 months. 朱宏强:Not all monkeys are thin ,some monkeys may be fat. 悟空：Hi, this is monkey, my favorite thing is to beat monsters. Hey, monster ,where to go. 朱宏
3、强：zhu bajie may not a ugly man ,he also can be a beautiful girl. 八 戒：Hello ,every beauties ,I am bajie ，I love all of beauties and I always feel hungry. 朱宏强:Not all people who carry luggages are farmers, he may be shaseng. 沙僧：Every audience(观众), I am shaseng, I am honest. I always speak little and d
4、o much, so, to choose a husband, I am your best choice. 电视机突然坏了 老太婆： Hey , whats going on , honey you should check if there is something wrong with the TV 老头：nothing serious , it just ran out of signal. 村姑：Dady and mommy, I really like tangseng, he is very handsome , I will marry a man like him . 老头
5、：forget it , tangseng always talk too much, I cant stand him, I prefer wukong . 老太婆：Oh no, wukong is too thin , to marry him you will become really thin, I think shasheng is better, he is honest. 村姑：thats it ,what about bajie, he is cute. 老太婆、老头：No way! 老太婆:he is too lazy . 老头：Too ugly 。 老太婆：eat too
6、 much. 老头：He is a color wolf. 白骨精：Oh, 亲，I am the most beautiful ,the most attractive and the most smart woman , my name is 白骨精, you can call me jingjing(精精)。I know you are interested in the four heshang(和尚)， now I will take you to see them, hahaha 白骨精施法拴住了一家三口 第二幕 唐僧：阿弥陀佛,do you know where we are no
7、w? 悟空: Bajie,map! 八戒: (摸出，递给悟空) 悟空拿给唐僧看 悟空: Look, boss (凑近唐僧) 唐僧: Bajie ! How Many times I have told you, dont bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you. 八戒: Oh, boss ! Forgive me.(伸手拿回) 唐僧: (缩手)Ill keep it for you until we reach the west 八戒: But 唐僧: Emitofo , nothing is color , color is noth
8、ing ! Map? 八戒: (递)Here. 沙僧：Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain! 八戒：Oh I cant walk on any more!(坐) I am hungry now. 悟空: Fat Pig! 八戒: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again, I will , I will. 悟空: You will what(凶相)? 八戒: I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). 悟空: Oh, my ladygaga. 唐僧:Wukon
9、g, in fact ,I am a bit hungry could you go to get some food to me ? 八戒: You see ,boss is hungry, too ! 唐僧: Baijie ! Dont forget who ate my last meal! 沙僧: But boss , if a monster comes while brother monkey is away. 唐僧: Em.It is a problem . Wukong , do you have any idea? 悟空: No problem!(安装) 沙僧: What i
10、s this ? 悟空: Electric net !I have learnt the energy of electricity from masters books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! 唐僧: EmWukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! 阿弥陀佛, knowledge is power! 悟空: Dont open the Electric net ,I will back soon , Bye!(走) 唐僧: Lets
11、 play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐斗地主 白骨精: Hm，!Hm ! Electric net , you are too childish , go and see , hahaha .(变成村姑) 村姑: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? 唐僧: Im sorry , We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough. 村姑: (在一旁观看)Oh, chance, Bomb! 唐僧: Bomb . (打出) 村姑: Double King! 唐僧: Oh.I win ,lady
12、 , you are a master-hand , come in and teach me !(准备开电网门) 悟空: (回来，看见村姑)Oh,monster!(上前就打) 村姑: Help,help. 八戒: Dont worry , I will protect you . 悟空一棒打死了村姑 唐僧: (气愤)Wukong! Look what you have done! She is my teacher! 悟空: Boss, you are stupid , She is a monster! 唐僧: You mean I am stupid? Ok I will sing a
13、song for you ! Only you 悟空: Oh, please dontI am stupid . 唐僧: 嗦噶，I will let you know , your boss is always right. 白骨精: (真身出现)Sunwukong, you are a foolish monkey, Ill teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) 老太婆: Hello , have you seen my daughter? 唐僧: Daughter? Boy or girl?(连忙挡住地尸体)No ,sorry I havent see your daught
14、er .(陪笑，老太婆想看后面是什么，唐僧挡) 悟空: You monster, Ill beat you into hell!( 悟空追打老太婆, 老太婆躲至唐僧身后，悟空打，不想打到唐僧头，唐僧晕，悟空再打死老太婆) 沙僧：Oh , my god , monkey you have beat our boss , how dare you are! 八戒&沙僧: Are you Ok , boss?(扶唐僧) 沙僧: Look ,(伸2指) how many? 唐僧: Five.(晕乎乎地) 八戒：Oh, boss , you are fine , thanks god .啊门。 唐僧：Y
15、eah , I am fine ! stupid monkey , once again , Ill send you to west . (更凄惨的only you) 悟空：I cant stand it ,please help me , I will die. 沙僧： Monkey knows he was wrong , please stop. 白骨精：sunwukong , tangseng is mine , I will come back soon , hahaha. (说完变成老头) 老头: Have you see my wife and daughter , they
16、come out but not back until now , I worried about them . 唐僧:I have never seen them 悟空: monster!(打) 沙僧：Brother monkey , never do it again , if you did , boss will be very angry, the result will be serious .(师傅很生气，后果很严重) 八戒：please dont 唐僧: You,you.(险些晕，沙僧, 八戒 扶住)You have killed three lives! 悟空: No ,th
17、ey are not human beings ! They are created by monster! 唐僧: Monster ? You are a real monster! Never let me see you , go away! 悟空: (悲，离去) 八戒: Boss, brother Monkey has left 唐僧: Shut up , dont mention that guy any more! (自己擦眼泪) 白骨精: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体在白骨精招手后“飘”走) 唐僧: who are You. 白骨精: How foolish you ar
18、e ,Mr Tang! (抓住唐僧) Ill enjoy your meat and drink your blood ,ha , ha. (八戒、沙僧去阻斗，被击退) 悟空: (悄悄走到白骨精后，打晕白骨精，倒在唐僧怀里) 唐僧: Wukong? 八戒: Oh , Brother Monkey! 沙僧: Our hero is back! 唐僧: I,I cant understand.What happened? 悟空: Boss your IQ really needs increasing! They are all monsters. 唐僧: How , how did you fi
19、nd out? 悟空: (沉默).Monkeys intuition(直觉) 白骨精从昏迷中醒来，其实她早就爱上了唐僧，抓他只是为了和他在一起 白骨精：唐唐，I know I will die , but I must tell you the truth , I love you ! Five years ago , I saw you from the TV , I was attracted by your big eyes, cute face and your humor . Your every action , every word could make me happy or
20、sad . I know I fell in love with you , if I can be the instrument of your happiness , I will sacrifice all my belongings ，(只要能让你幸福，我愿意付出我的一切) 唐唐，do you love me ! (说完吐了一口血) 唐僧：yes I love you ,you mustnt die , I will marry you , from now on I only love you , never cheat you , and do everything I promi
21、sed to you every word I say to you is true , never make you angry , never blame you , and always trust you , I will protect you as soon as possible , whenever someone hurts you , if you are happy , I am happy too , if you are unhappy , I will make you happy , you are always the most beautiful one to me , deep inside my heart , there is only you . 说完白骨精开心的离开了 唐僧：Go！ 悟空、八戒、沙僧：where. 唐僧：west. 结束，一起谢幕。
