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1、六人行中英对照710 The One With the Holiday Armadillo710 The One With the Holiday Armadillo Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebes, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen. Chandler: Buh-bye. (Hangs up the phone) I just got us reservations at Michelles and tickets to the Musicma
2、n to celebrate our first holiday season as a betroughed couple. Monica: Betrothed (Corrects him) Chandler: betrothed couple. Phoebe: (entering carrying a skull) Hey! Chandler: Hey! Rachel and Monica: Hi! Phoebe: Haaaa. (Puts the skull on the table) . ahhhh! Chandler: Pheebs? Phoebe: Huh? Chandler: S
3、kull? Phoebe: Oh, yeah, its my moms. Rachel: (freaking out) Oh my god! Phoebe: No, no, no. Its not! Its not my mom. It belonged to mom. Yeah, no, she used to put it out every Christmas to remind us, that even though its Christmas, people still die. And, you can put candy in it. (She grabs the skull,
4、 pulls out a stick of licorice, and takes a bite.) Ross: (entering) Hey! All: Hey! Monica: (Offering Ross the skull) Licorice? Ross: (Thinking it over) Sure! (Takes one) Hey, I just found out, I get Ben for the holidays this year. All: Ohh! Thats great! Monica: Are you gonna dress up as Santa? Ross:
5、 Nope. I mean, I know Susan does every year, but I think I wanna take this year to teach him all about Hanukkah. Phoebe: And maybe I could teach Ben about the Christmas skull and how people die. Rachel: You may need to use this year to teach Ben about Phoebe. Ross: Hmm. (Joey comes out of the bathro
6、om reading a newspaper) Joey: Hey. (He exits) Rachel: (to Monica) Did you know he was in there? Monica: No. Chandler: How long have we been home? Monica: About a half an hour. Chandler: Lovely! Opening Credits Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica. Cha
7、ndler: Hey, you know what I was thinking? When we get married, are you gonna change your last name to Bing? Monica: No. Chandler: Why not? 710 节日犰狳 啊-再见. 我刚给咱们在Michelle餐厅订了位子, 还买了音乐会的票, 庆祝我们订混后的第一个节日. 订婚 订婚. 嗨! 嗨! 哈啊. . 啊哈! 菲比? 啊? 头骨? 哦,对,是我妈妈的. 天啊! 不,不,不.不是!这不是我妈妈. 这属于我妈妈. 对,每个圣诞节她都会把它拿出来, 提醒我们,即使是
8、在圣诞节, 仍然会有人死去. 而且,你可以把糖放在里面. 嗨! 嗨! 甘草味的? 当然! 嘿,我刚刚搞定, 今年我带本过圣诞节. 哦!那太好了! 你打算穿成圣诞老人吗? 不.我是说,我知道苏珊每年都这么干, 但是我打算今年教给本有关光明节的事情. 也许我应该教本圣诞头骨和 人们如何死去的事情. 也许今年你应该教本有关菲比的事情. 嗯. 嘿. 你知道他在那儿吗? 不. 我们回来多久了? 大概半个小时. 有意思! 嘿,你知道我在想什么吗? 等我们结了婚,你打算把姓改成宾吗? 不. 为什么? 叫宾太怪了. 哦,嗨,你们! Monica: Bings weird. Phoebe: (entering)
9、 Oh, hey, you guys! Chandler: Hey! Monica: Hey! Phoebe: Hey. Guess what! My landlord just called and my apartment is gonna get ready soon, so I guess Ill be moving out. Monica: Ahh, Phoebe, Im gonna miss you! Phoebe: Yes, you will be very sad. All right, well I gotta go tell Rachel the good news. Ch
10、andler: Ohh! You guys gonna be living together again? Phoebe: Yeah, why not? Chandler: Well, shes just so much fun with Joey, I just assumed, shed still be living with him. Phoebe: Why do you think, shes having so much fun living with Joey? Chandler: No reason, exceptshetoldme. Phoebe: Really? So sh
11、e said, she didnt wanna live with me anymore? Chandler: No! No, she didnt say that. I-I-I think you should talk to Monica now. Monica: Phoebe, dont worry about it. Im sure she wants to live with you. Phoebe: Youre sure? Youre absolutely sure? Monica: Well, no. But, um, I bet she probably does. Phoeb
12、e: Probably? Yeah, I dont like that word. (Chandler and Monica look surprised) Kind of what probably really means. Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, oh, Your mom probably wont kill herself, yknow? Im sorry, but Im not hanging all my hopes of Rachel and I living together on-on Probably! Yknow? You gotta take care
13、of yourselves! (She starts to walk out) In this world history teaches us nothing! (Exits) Chandler: Bing doesnt seem so weird now, does it? Scene: Joey and Rachels, Joey is sitting behind a red drum set. Rachel: (entering) Hey! Joey: Hey! Great, youre home! Guess what Phoebe got me for Christmas! (S
14、tarts drumming.) Rachel: Drums? Joey: (yelling) No! Drums! Scene: Michelles, Chandler and Monica enter. Chandler: (to the Maitre d) Hi, could we get two burritos to go, please? (Laughs.) Monica: Im sorry. But not that sorry, cause you dont have to live with it. Um, we have a reservation under the na
15、me Chandler Bing. Maitre d: Oh-kay, well have a table for you in about 45 minutes. Chandler: Forty-five minutes? We have tickets to the Musicman at 8:00. Maitre d: Im sorry. Christmas is a very busy time, sir. Chandler: Is this because of the burrito thing? Monica: (pulling Chandler away from the Ma
16、itre d) You need to give him money. Chandler: Give him money? It was a joke! Monica: No, to get a table! Places like are always shakin you down. Everybody wants to be paid off. Chandler: Right, calm down, OMally. Ill slip him some money. Monica: Youve got to be smooth about it. 嗨!嗨! 嘿.猜猜怎么了? 我的房东刚才打
17、电话说 我的公寓已经准备好了 所以我就要搬过去了. 啊,菲比,我会想你的! 对,你是应该很悲伤. 好吧,我去告诉瑞秋这个好消息. 噢!你们俩要重新住在一起了? 对呀,为什么不呢? 她现在和乔伊一起过的很快乐, 我觉得,她会继续和他住在一起. 她和乔伊一起过的很快乐, 你为什么这么想? 没什么原因,除了她这么跟我说过. 真的?那么她说, 她不愿意再和我住在一起了? 不!不,她没这么说, 我-我-我想你现在应该和莫妮卡谈谈. 菲比,别为这个担心. 我肯定她愿意和你住一起. 你肯定?你绝对肯定? 嗯,不.不过,嗯,我想她大概愿意. 大概?我可不喜欢这个词. 大概真正的意思是, 对,嗯. 对,哦,你妈
18、妈大概不想自杀, 你知道么? 对不起,可是我可不想把我和瑞秋 住在一起的所有希望都寄托在.大概上! 照顾好你们自己吧! 这世界,历史没教给我们别的! 现在宾不算怪了,对吧? 嗨! 嗨!太好了,你回家了! 猜猜菲比送了我什么圣诞礼物! 鼓? 不!鼓! 嗨,我们能买两个玉米饼打包吗? 我很抱歉,不过不是为那个, 因为你不靠它过. 嗯,我们用钱德.宾的名字订了位子. 好的,大约45分钟以后会有你们的位子. 45分钟?我们已经买了8点的音乐会的票. 对不起.圣诞节总是非常忙,先生. 是因为玉米饼的那事? 你得给他钱. 给他钱?我只是开了个玩笑! Chandler: Hey, I can be smoo
19、th. (Walks back to the Maitre d, very smoothly) Listen, were a little bit in a hurry, so, if you can get us a table a little quicker, Id appreciate it. (Shakes his hand) Maitre d: Of course, sir. Chandler: Okay. (Walks back to Monica) Monica: How did it go? Chandler: Had the money in the wrong hand.
20、 (Shows her his left hand with the money in it) Scene: Rosss apartment, Ross is whirling Ben around. Ross: Wooooooo, hehehe. Hey, ahh, you dont feel like youre gonna throw up, do ya? Ben: No. Ross: Well, I do, so lets. (Ben and Ross sit down on the couch) So, Ben, you uh, you know what holiday is co
21、ming up, dont ya? Ben: Christmas. Ross: Yep, and you know what other holiday is coming up? Ben: Christmas eve. Ross: Yes, but also (Pauses to let Ben answer, but he doesnt.) Hanukkah! See, youre part Jewish, and-and Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday. Ben: Santa has reindeers that can fly! Ross: Right, um
22、, but, on Hanukkah, Hanukkah is a celebration of a miracle. See, years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees. Ben: (singing) Jingle bells, jingle bells. Ross: (interrupts him) Okay, thats right, yes, but on Hanukkah, uh, we sing, uh (Sings) Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you
23、out of clay. Ben: (singing) Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer. Ross: (interrupts him again) Okay, its not a contest. Ben: When is Santa coming? Ross: Well, how about this year, instead of Santa, we have fun celebrating Hanukkah? Ben: No Santa? Was I bad? Ross: No! Oh, no-no-no. Hey, you werent bad, yo
24、uve been very good, Ben. Ben: Santas mad at me. Ross: No, hey-hey, come on, (He grabs Ben and sits him on his lap) Ben, Santa is not mad at you, okay? Hey, youre-youre his favorite little guy! Ben: So Santas coming? Ross: (disappointed) Yes! Santas coming! Scene: Michelles, Chandler and Monica are d
25、iscussing how to bribe the Maitre d. Monica: Its easy! Just keep it casual! Give him a kind word, shake his hand and give him the money! Chandler: How do you know so much about this? Monica: I dont know. Chandler: Richard used to do it, didnt he? Monica: Wed be eating our soup right now. Chandler: M
26、ustached bastard Monica: (sees two people exit) Okay, those people just left, come on! Quick! Give him the money and get their table! Chandler: (walks up to the Maitre d) Excuse me. 不,去要位子!他们总是说没有, 每个人都想弄点好处. 好吧,镇定. 我去塞给他点钱. 做的优雅一点. 嘿,我会优雅的. 听着,我们有点急, 所以如果你能快点给我们找到位子的话, 我会非常感激. 当然,先生. 好. 怎么样? 钱放错手了.
27、 喔.,呵呵呵.嘿,啊, 你不觉得你要被扔出去了，是吧? 不. 我觉得,所以我们. 那么,本,你知道什么节日要到了吗? 圣诞节. 对,你知道还有其他的节日要到了吗? 平安夜. 对,而且有 光明节! 看,你有犹太血统, 光明节是犹太节日. 圣诞老人有驯鹿会飞! 对,嗯,光明节是为了庆祝奇迹发生. 在很久很久以前,有一家人叫做马卡比. 叮叮当, 叮叮当. 对,这个没错,不过在光明节,嗯,我们唱. 陀螺,陀螺,陀螺,我用粘土做了你. 鲁道夫, 红鼻的驯鹿. 好,我们不是在比歌. 圣诞老人什么时候来? 好,今年代替圣诞老人 我们庆祝光明节怎么样? 圣诞老人不来?是因为我不乖吗? 不!哦,不-不-不.嘿
28、,你很好, 你非常非常乖,本 圣诞老人生我的气了. 不,嘿-嘿,本 圣诞老人不生你的气. 嘿, 你是-你是他最喜欢的小朋友! 那么圣诞老人会来? 对!圣诞老人会来! 这很容易!就象在不经意间的! 跟他说句好话,握他的手把钱塞给他! 你这么对这事知道的这么清楚? 我不知道. Chandler cant find his money in the pocket. In the meantime, another couple shows up, and Chandler turns away to look for his money Male Guest: (to the Maitre d) G
29、ood evening. (Shakes his hand) Chandler: (finds his money) Ahh-hahaha! (Turns around to give the Maitre d his money, but he isnt there anymore) Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachels, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, i
30、s the one playing. Rachel: (stopping at Phoebes entrance) Ha! Phoebe: So you like the drums! Thats, thats great! Yknow, I was worried, that, you know, they would maybe an unbearable living situation. All right, okay, well, apparently not! So, yay! Joey: Hey-hey, Pheebs, check it out, we already lear
31、ned a song. (To Rachel) Ready? One, two, three, four. Rachel hits some tom-toms and ends up on the crash-cymbal, which is in fact a ride-cymbal, but whatever. Rachel and Joey: Tequila! Phoebe: Thats fun. (She exits disappointedly.) Commercial Break Scene: Central Perk, Gunther is serving Chandler an
32、d Monica coffee. Gunther: Here you go. Chandler: Thank you Gunther, put it there. (He gets up, and shakes Gunthers hand. A bunch of coins fall out his hand. He sits down next to Monica.) Definitely not easier with coins. (Joey gets up and picks up the coins. Chandler thinks, Joey is just helping him
33、 to pick them up.) Thank you. Joey: Thank you. (He gets up and puts on his jacket.) (Phoebe enters) Hey Pheebs! Phoebe: Hey! Joey: Here. (Gives her the coins) Now I only owe you $49.50. Chandler: Hey Pheebs! Phoebe: Hey! (she sits down next to him) Chandler: If you wanna give Joey a Christmas presen
34、t that disrupts the entire building, why not get him something a little bit more subtle, like a wrecking ball, or a vile of small pox to release in the hallway? Monica: Its not just the drum noise. Every five minutes, Joey throws his sticks in the air, and I have to hear, Oh my eye! Oh god, my eye!
35、I mean, it is so annoying. Phoebe: Yes, thank you. You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums. Monica: Phoebe, you got Joey drums to annoy Rachel, so she wouldnt wanna live there anymore? Phoebe: Maybe on some level. Scene: Joey and Rachels, Joey is sitting behind the drums we
36、aring safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches. Rachel: Joey, yknow that you could just not throw the sticks up in the air. Joey: What is Rock n Roll about that? Phoebe: (entering with an aquarium covered by a towel) Hey, Joey, I got you another present. (She puts it on the cou
37、nter) Joey: Oh wait, before you tell me what it is! (He plays a drum-roll) Okay, what is 理查经常这么做,对吧? 我们现在本来都能喝上汤了. 这个留小胡子的王八蛋 好,那几个人走来,上!快! 给他钱把他们的位子要来! 对不起. 晚安. 啊-哈哈哈! 哈! 那么你喜欢鼓! 对,这太棒了! 你知道么,我本来很担心, 这本来会使居住环境变的难以忍受. 好吧,好,显然不会!耶! 嘿-嘿,菲比,听着, 我们已经学会了一首歌. 预备,1,2,3,4. Tequila! 这很有趣. 给你. 谢谢阿甘,放在这儿. 显然硬币
38、不适合用这招. 谢谢你. 谢谢你. 嗨,菲比! 嗨! 这个. 现在我只欠你49块5了. 嗨,菲比! 嗨! 你是不是打算送乔伊件圣诞礼物, 好让他把整个楼都破坏掉? 为什么你不做的狡猾点, 比如送个容易出事的球或者 在走廊散布点水痘什么的 不仅仅是鼓的噪音. 每隔5分钟,乔伊就把他的鼓槌扔上天, 接着我就听到, 哦我的眼睛,天啊,我的眼睛! 我是说,这真够烦人的. 对,谢谢你,你看, 这就是正常人对鼓的反应. 菲比,你给乔伊鼓是为了烦瑞秋, 好让她不愿再在那里住? 某种意义上是. 乔伊,你知道么, 你只要不把鼓槌往上扔就可以了. 那怎么能叫摇滚呢? 嘿,乔伊,我给你件别的礼物. 哦等等,在你告诉
39、我是什么之前. it? Phoebe: Its atarantula! (Joey almost falls down from his drum-stool jumping up) Oh! God! Rachel, look, Im sorry. What was I thinking giving Joey this big, gross, scary spider in such a poorly constructed cage? Rachel: What are you talking about? I love them! (Looks into the cage) Yeah, I
40、 had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it-it died, because my cat ate it. And then, then my cat died. But Joey, isnt this cool? Joey: Is it on me? I feel, I feel like its on me! I got, hey! (He storms into his room) Rachel: Oh, isnt that adorable? Joey is afraid of the tarantula. Phoebe: (sarcastic)
41、 Ah, yeah, hes so adorable, God, hes just so much fun, Joey is the best, Im glad youre having so much fun here. (She turns around, about to leave) Rachel: What? Wait-wait a minute, what? Phoebe, whats the matter? Phoebe: Our apartment is ready. Rachel: And that makes you angry because Phoebe: Becaus
42、e you would rather live here with Joey. Rachel: Where did you get that? Phoebe: Monica and Chandler said that you were having so much fun here. And apparently no amount of drums or tarantulas is gonna change that. Rachel: Phoebe? Phoebe: Hm? Rachel: Did you get all this stuff for Joey to try and dri
43、ve me out of the apartment? Honey, if you wanted to do that, you might as well just gotten him a fish, you know how fish freaked me out! Phoebe: (nods along) Fish! Rachel: It wouldnt have mattered anyway, Phoebe, you and I are, are gonna live together, were roommates; thats the deal. Phoebe: Yes, bu
44、t I wanted you to want to live with me, but okay, if youre having so much fun over here Rachel: Oh, its so much more fun with you. Phoebe: We did have fun, didnt we? Rachel: We did! Phoebe: Oh, anyway, they say, if we want, we can see it tonight. Rachel: Oh, I would love to! Phoebe: Yay, okay! Rache
45、l: Good, good, good, good, good. (She runs to the drums and gets the sticks) Phoebe: Great, all right, okay, and Monica ask me to make the drumming stop. Rachel: (with the sticks in her hands) Um. (She goes to the tarantula-cage and puts the sticks into it) Done! Scene: Halloween Adventure, a costum
46、e shop, there is a salesman behind the counter, Ross enters. Ross: Hey! Salesman: Hello, Sir. Youre here to return those pants? Ross: No, these are my pants. Salesman: Oh. Okay! How can I help you? Ross: Well, uh, do you have a Santa-outfit left? Salesman: Two days before Christmas? Sorry, man. 好,那是
47、什么? 是一只.狼蛛! 哦!天啊!瑞秋,我很抱歉. 我怎么会想到送给乔伊这个 用这么不坚固的笼子装的 这么又大又吓人的蜘蛛呢? 你在说什么啊?我喜欢它们! 对,我小的时候有过狼蛛, 不过它后来死了,我的猫把它吃了. 后来,我的猫也死了. 乔伊,它们很酷吧? 是不是在我身上?我感觉, 我感觉他们在我身上!我.嘿! 哦,很可爱吧?乔伊竟然怕狼蛛. 啊,对,他很可爱,天啊,他这么有趣, 乔伊是最好的,我很高兴你在这更快乐. 什么?等一等,什么? 菲比,有什么问题么? 我们的公寓修好了. 这让你很生气因为. 因为你宁可和乔伊住一起. 你怎么会这么想? 莫妮卡和钱德说你在这很快乐. 而且显然鼓和狼蛛都不
48、会使你改变. 菲比? 嗯? 你送乔伊这些东西就是 为了让我离开这个公寓? 亲爱的,如果你真想这么做, 你送他鱼就可以了,你知道鱼会吓坏我的 鱼! 这不是问题,菲比,你和我要住在一起, 我们是室友,这是早决定了的. 对,但我希望你能愿意跟我住在一起, 但是如果你在这儿真的很快乐. 哦,和你一起才真是快乐呢. 我们一起很快乐,是吧? 当然! 哦,他们说,如果我们想, 今天就可以去看看. 哦,我很高兴去! 耶,好的! 好,好,好,好,好. 好极了,对了,莫妮卡要我让这鼓别再敲了. 嗯. 搞定! 嗨! 你好,先生.你是来还裤子的? 不,这是我自己的裤子. 哦.好的!您想要点什么? Ross: Okay look, do-do, you h
