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1、独角兽退散一客咖啡你们的咖啡慢用Hereyougo,guys.Enjoy.什么都比不上跟麻吉喝咖啡Nothingbeatsdrinkingjoewithmybro.对吧鸟哥？Right,Mordecai?什么？Huh?What?是啊Yeah.阿天志铃对我回眸一笑Dude.Margarettotallyjustsmiledatme.一你想太多了一明明就有No,shedidnt.-Yes,shedid.那你约她出去玩啊Thenwhydon,tyouaskherout?没那么简单你不懂啦It,snotthateasy.Youwouldntunderstand.对啦我什么都不懂Yeah,Iwouldn
2、,tunderstand.可能是因为我忙着跟麻吉喝咖啡Probablycausemtoobusydrinkingjoewithmybro.像我们约好的那样记得吗？likewecameheretodointhefirstplace.Remember?别吵Wait.我曾经迷失过现在我找到了Ioncewaslost,butnow,mfound.型男专用Dudetime.Formen.什么废物会想让一群野鸡扯烂自己衣服？Whatkindofloserwouldwantabunchofchickstearingtheirclothesoff?对吧鸟哥Right,Mordecai.鸟哥Mordecai.志
3、铃我没注意到你来了Oh,heyMargaret.Didntnoticeyouthere.天啊鸟哥Gee,Mordecai,我以前都没发现你这么有型IdontthinkIeverrealizedhowawesomeyouare.而且还好好闻哦Andyousmellgreattoo.鸟哥Mordecai.Mordecai.阿天我要去买♥♥那瓶占龙水Dude,mbuyingthatcologne.干嘛啦你说要去买♥♥超炫的游戏Why?Yousaidyouwouldchipinforthatawesomenewgame.我强哥mJohn.我也是强
4、哥malsoJohn.我们是强强哥WeretheStrongJohns.强强哥,不买♥♥强强哥不行StrongJohns,StrongJohns,youhavetobuyStrongJohns现在你想买♥♥了吧Nowdoyouwantthatgame?不想我还是想买♥♥古龙水NO,Istillwantthecologne.你去买♥&hearts沽龙水就再也不是我的好麻吉Ifyoubuythatcologne,thenmgonnaloseallrespect.foryou.好啊那我们就不要当好麻吉G
5、ood.Thenwellbothhavethesameamountofrespectforeachother.你是怎样啦我们计划好的Whatswithyou?Wehadaplan.咖啡强强哥瞎混Coffee,StrongJohns,hangout.阿天晚点再造混啦Dude,wecanhangoutlater.我去买♥♥一下古龙水去去就来Ijustwannagobuysomeofthatcolognereallyquick.不行计划不是这样No.Thatwasntpartoftheplan.你敢去买♥♥我就交新朋友给你看Ifyouleave
6、,thenmgonnahavetogetsomenewfriends.没差啦反正我可能会忙着应付美眉们Thatscool.Illprobablybetoobusywiththeladiesanyway.好啊我也会忙着交新朋友Well,fine.llbebusywithmynewfriends.计划破坏狂Plan-breaker.型男你那笨占龙水喷够了吗？Areyoudonewithyourstupidcologne,yet?那玩意儿根本没用Youknowthatstuffsnotgonnawork.闪边凉快去Whydontyougetouttahere?你什么都不懂Youdontknowany
7、thing.阿天鸟哥天气真好啊Mordecai,Rigby.Wonderfuldaywerehav.活该Inyourface.我就知道那个没有用Iknewthatstuffwasntgonnawork.闭嘴我又不是要把棒棒伯Shutup.mnottryingtoattractPops.我是要吸引志铃mtryingtoattractMargaret.她可能正往这边走过来了Shesprobablyonherwayrightnow.志铃我在这里啊Margaret?moverhere.志妈呀Mar.Oh,jeeze.你擦了什么？Whaddyagotthere?一型男一我就知道DudeTime.-1kn
8、ewit.出来兄弟Comeout,bros.Comeout.我就说是型男古龙水嘛ItoldyouitwasDudeTime.厉害了是型男Allright,DudeTime.有型男兄弟Yeah,DudeTime,bros.型男DudeTime.青黏公园有型男出没吗？DidsomeonesaytheresDudeTimedownhere?借我喷一下CanIbumaspray?他们是谁啊？Whoaretheseguys?不知道看起来满酷的Idontknow.Theyseemprettycool,though.你们兄弟想瞎混吗？Youbroswanttohangout?我想瞎混Iwanttohango
9、ut.跟他混是浪费时间Butyourewastingyourtimewiththisguy.他满脑户都是志铃AllhewantstodoisgetwithMargaret.志铃？Margaret?听起来不像兄弟的名字Thatdoesn,tsoundlikeadudesname.你用型男古龙水来把妹哦AreyouusingDudeTimetogettheladies?对啊怎么了？Yeah,sowhat?不对啦兄弟Aw,no,bro.不能用这个来把妹Youdon,tusethistogettheladies.要用来跟兄弟混Youuseittohangoutwiththebros.兄弟Bros!这就
10、对rYeah!终于有人跟我臭味相投Finally,somebodyspeakin,mylanguage.兄弟,Bros!-Bros!矮冬瓜真好玩1.ittledudemakesmelaugh.说真的Seriouslythough.你让我们喷型男算是够意思youreprettycooltooforlettingusbumsomeofyourDudeTime所以呢要是你真想把妹soifyoureallywannaattracttheladies,一我们挺你一真的wecanhelp.-Really?废话我们都是把妹高手Oh,yeah.Weknowallabouttheladies.好妹子Aw,yea
11、h,girl.那还挺不错的朋友Actually,thatwouldbeprettyawesome,guys.酷我们一起来把妹吧Cool,justpointustothelady.到了她就在这儿工作Well,thisiswheresheworks.我该怎么做？WhatdoIgottado?我们会教你的Welltellyouwhattodo.但你要先喝下这杯开光水Butfirstyouhavetodrinkfromthecupofknowledge.恶心那是什么啊？Aw,sick.Whatwasthat?绝对不是独角兽的呕吐物It,sdefinitelynotunicornshlamp.这怎么能帮
12、我追到志铃？Howwasthatsupposedtogetmealady?别认真我们只是找个乐子Chillout,bro,werejusthavingalittlefun.找乐子啊你没听说过Yeah,fun?Everhearofit?不要再烦了Quitbeingsuchajerk.一你才烦一大家冷静Yourethejerk.-Chillout,chill.别激动我们不会再闹你了Comeon.Wewontmesswithyouanymore.我发誓Ipromise.我有绝招能帮你把到妹Gotagreatwaytohelpyougetyourlady.很好只要能远离那个大废咖Great.Aslon
13、gasIdonthavetostandnexttothattotalloser.要我怎么做都行mupforanything.来听清楚Okay,checkit.美眉最爱兄弟梳个大油头Theladieslovedudeswhoslicktheirhairback.吉米把货给他Jimmy,givehimthestuff.来抹这个Here.Usethis.好啦Fine.你确定她喜欢这付德行？Areyousureshellbeintothis?绝对会保证马上有效Totallybro,shellbeallaboutit.你只要说三个字玩亲亲*Allyougottadois.layitdown.玩亲亲1.a
14、yitdown?对兄弟就是玩亲亲Yeahbro,youknow,layitdown.玩亲亲1.ayitdown.欢迎光临CanIhelpyou?志铃Hey,Margaret.鸟哥？Mordecai?什么事啊Hey,whatsup?我是来玩亲亲的mheretolayitdown.一什么？一玩亲亲What?-Layitdown?是哦你没什么事吧？Sure.Areyoufeelingokay?我很好Yeah,mgreat.我去去就来I1berightback.什么嘛这一点都不酷WhattheH,guys?Notcool.冷静兄弟Chillout,bro.我们看你进去矮冬瓜说到重点Wewerewatc
15、hingyouinthereandlittledudehadareallygoodpoint.什么重点？Whatpoint?你不够格跟我们混Thatweretotallynothangingoutenough.好气AW,jeez.别担心我们还是会帮你把到妹Dontworry.Werestillgonnahelpyougetyourlady.一怎么把？一去你家办轰趴How?-Bypartyingatyourplace.你说什么？Wait,what?狂欢啦Party!阿天那些人都没在挺我Dude,theseguysarenttryingtohelpme.他们只是在耍我Theyrejustmessi
16、ngwithme.鸟哥他们在狂欢Dude,theyrejustpartying.在我家狂欢要怎么样帮我把妹Howisthissupposedtohelpmegettheladies?他们带来一个啊Theygotyoualady.那个根本就不是妹Thatsnotalady.你们说要帮我追志铃的Hey,IthoughtyouweregonnahelpmewithMargaret.有东西摸我Somethingstouchingme.兄弟看我的Hey,bros,checkthisout.来我拉你一把Here,letmehelpyouup.耍你的啦去叫志瓦拉你一把啊Psych.Whydon,tyouas
17、kMargarettohelpyouup?去跟你的新朋友玩吧烂咖Youknowwhat,Rigby?Havefunwithyournewfriends,youjerk.提醒你一声Andjustsoyouknow.等班森发现你跟猪朋狗友混whenBensonfindsoutaboutyourfriends.andtheirlittlehangouttime.会把你赶出青黏公园hesprobablygonnafireyou.再见了朋友1.ater,bro.鸟哥等一下Mordecai,wait!兄弟这里有弹跳床Bros,Ifoundatrampoline.不行啦No!你在我床上干什么？Whatare
18、youdoingtomybed?你睡这个哦兄弟Yousleeponthis,bro?一下来啦一先来个空翻Getoffit!-Rightafterthissomersault.兄弟这张弹跳床压住我了Bros.Thistrampoline,salloverme.快帮我弄出去Helpmegetitoff.兄弟Bros.我的床Mybed.兄弟认识这个呆咖吗？Hey,bro.Youknowthisnerd?看我的Checkthisout.怎么了矮冬瓜WhatsthematterRigbone?你喜欢这个呆咖？Youlikethatnerdorsomething?就是说啊别在意Yeah,dude,chil
19、lout来喝一杯andhaveadrink.一鸟哥一别碰我Hey,Mordecai.-Donttouchme.你要罩我一下哦Hey,so,Isortaneedyourhelp.去找你的新兄弟罩你Whydontyouaskyournewbrosforhelp?别这样啦不能都怪我Dude,getoverit.Itsnotmyfault.要是你刚才跟我一起打强强哥IfyouwouldajusthungoutwithmeandplayedsomeStrongJohns.就不会变成这样noneofthiswouldhavehappened.没买♥♥游戏我很抱歉1.ook.ms
20、orryaboutthegame.但也不该把我当垃圾对待Butthatdoesntgiveyoutherighttotreatmelikegarbage.你该向我道歉Youowemeanapology.一对不起一是真心的道歉msorry.-Arealapology.对不起很抱歉Okaymsorry.msorry.你这样开心了吧Isthatwhatyouwantedtohear?我想你Imissyou!人家想你啦Imissyou.好啦不要那么肉麻Okay.Quitbeingababy.干嘛打人家Why?谁叫你耍我Thatsforpsychingme.等班森回来你就惨了It,sgonnasuckf
21、oryouwhenBensongetsuntied.你一定要罩我Dude.Youhavetohelpme.要不然咧朋友Wayaheadofyou,bro.洛畸Hey,Skips.-Hey,Skips.我们有状况了Wehaveaproblem.独角兽Unicorns?你怎么知道？Howdyouknow?他们在我的草坪上尿尿Theypeedonmylawn.那要怎么电掉他们？Sohowdowegetridofthem?很难他们像臭虫一样Oh,that,sreallyhard,theyrelikeinsects.不过呢But.有件事独角兽绝不会拒绝thereonethingunicornsnever
22、saynoto.尬车Dragracing.兄弟Bros!Bros!你们知道该怎么做吧Youguysknowwhattodo,right?知道Yeah.-Yeah.阿天我以为对手是独角兽Hey,Rigby.werentwesupposedtoracesomeunicorns怎么变成一群废咖andnotabunchoflosers?兄弟Bro!没有马的马车Horselesscarriages兄弟,Bros!冲啊Commence.兄弟Bros!做掉独角兽就要这么做Thisishowyougetridofunicorns.兄弟Bros.他们回来了怎么办？Butwhatiftheycomeback?不可
23、能的事情Theyaintcorninback.兄弟Bros.酷Cool.这是唯一的独角兽退散法Thatstheonlywaytogetridofunicorns.你们两个白♥痴♥竟然让独角兽跑进来乱Icantbelieveyouidiotsletthoseunicornsinhere.你们两个白♥痴♥最好快点打扫干净Youtwomoronshadbettergetthismesscleanedup不然退散的就会变成你们两个oryoullwishitwasyoudrivingthatcar.变独角兽Theunicornone?好冷Cold.还有你Andyou.别再喷古龙水Quitsprayingthatcologne.那对把妹根本无效It,snotgoingtogetyouanyladies.大白♥痴♥Idiots.要去吗兄弟？Wannago,bro?一打强强哥？一对啊StrongJohns?-Yeah.谢谢观赏
