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1、Hotate先生您好Mr.Rotate,hi.感谢前来Thankyouforcoming.您想喝点水吗Wouldyoulikesomewater?烈酒的歧视性称谓水是说火水吗Water?Likefirewater?那是种族歧视我不喜欢这样Thatsracist,andIdonotappreciateit.不不不不不我我不是那个意思No,no,no,no,no.I-Ididntmeanitlikethat.我只是说你知道-Ijustmeant,youknow-我只是在和你们开玩笑mjustmessingwithyou.哦我的天Oh,myGod!他很有趣这家伙很有趣Hesfunny.Thisguy
2、,sfunny.他有时会这样但认真讲我要来杯威士忌Hedoesthatsometimes.-Butseriously.llhaveawhiskey.KenHotate是Wamapoke部落的首领KenHotateistheleaderoftheWamapokepeople,而我们在尝试让他们参与我们的Pawnee公园项目andwearetryingtogettheminvolvedinourPawneeCommonsproject.Ken和我相处得很不错KenandIgetalonggreat.但历史上讲Pawnee和Wamapoke的关系会更加Buthistorically,Pawnee,s
3、relationshipwiththeWamapokehasbeenmore.谋杀感一点Murder-y.要不我只是随便说一Whatabout-andmjustspit-ballinghere-来个给Wamapoke赌场的巨型霓虹灯广♥告♥alargeneonadvertisementfortheWamapokecasino?我们有条新的广♥告♥词我引以为傲Wehaveanewsloganthatmquiteproudof:“我们的老虎机富到流油”nOurslotsaredownrightfilthy.我们的姨♥子&hear
4、ts们浪到没边我觉得是个满分的主意我觉得我们搞定了Ithinkitsaslam-dunkidea.Ithinkweredonehere.我不-我不觉得1dont-1dontthinkweare.我不知道我们能不能在公共公园放这种东西Idontknowifwecouldputthatinapublicpark.那样的话WamaPOke游乐场就很好了Inthatcase,theplaygroundwillbegreat.我们要不撤退到我的长屋WhydontweretiretomyIonghouse吸一点和平仪式烟斗来庆祝呢andsmoketheceremonialpeacepipetocelebr
5、ate?他在开玩笑吗-我也不知道Ishejoking?-1dontknow.公园与游憩公园与游憩第5季第10集第5季第10集哎呀哎呀哎呀Well,well,well.这不是伴郎先生和单身男孩嘛IfitisntMr.BestManandBachelorboy.AnnPerkinS伴娘女士AnnPerkins,MaidofHonor,你准备好单身女郎派对吗areyoureadyforthebacheloretteparty?呃准备得太好了Uh,morethanready.我们有跳舞果冻酒Wevegotdancing,Jell-oshots,私人卡拉OKprivatekaraoke,而所有能阴&he
6、arts;茎♥形状的东西andanythingthatcanbepenis-shaped都会是阴♥茎♥形状willbepenis-shaped.哦-啥Ohhh!-What?作为Leslie的伴娘AsLesliesmaidofhonor,我真的需要她的单身女郎派对一切顺利Ireallyneedherbachelorettepartytogowell.所以我正在压力下狂吃软糖阴♥茎♥Whichiswhymstress-eatinggummypenises.你们这群废物们的单身派对要干啥啊Whatareyoulosersdoing
7、foryourbachelorparty?我跟Ben说他想干什么就干什么ItoldBenhecoulddowhateverhewants.毫无限制Skyisthelimit.我们有HaverfordSwansonDwyer-WehaveHaverford,Swanson,Dwyer-Jerry不知怎么也硬掺和进来了-Jerryforcedhiswayintheresomehow肯定会很疯狂的thingsareboundtogetcrazy.这个游戏叫做卡坦岛ThegameisSettlersofCatan.目标是在这个虚构的小岛上成为首个创造文明的玩家Theobjectisbethefirst
8、tobuildacivilizationonthisfictionalisland.难以置信这就是你想要的单身派对Icantbelievethisiswhatyouwanttodoforyourbachelorparty.听着伙计们你们不想的话我们没必要玩这个游戏1.ook,guys,wedonthavetoplaythisgameifyoudontwantto.我是说我可是全国有排名的人Imean,mnationallyranked,所以甚至都不算公平soitisntevenreallyfair.Ben这是你的晚上Ben,thisisyournight.我们做你想做的事Wedowhatyou
9、wanttodo.来吧我们来玩Comeon,letsplay.我不是特别喜欢单身派对的人mnotabigbachelorpartykindofguy,所以他们问我的完美晚上是什么样sowhentheguysaskedmewhatmyperfectnightwouldbe,我告诉他们的是事实-啤酒和桌游Itoldthemthetruth-beerandboardgames.他们觉得我在开玩笑TheythoughtIwaskidding.我没有在开玩笑Iwasnotkidding.这会是那种比较酷的单身女郎派对Isthisgonnabeoneofthosecoolbacheloretteparti
10、es情况失控然后我们谋杀了谁wherethingsgetoutofcontrolandwemurdersomeone,结果我们必须发个血誓永远不暴露秘密吗andthenweallhavetotakeabloodoathtoneverrevealoursecret?不是No.那我可能要早点走了ThenImighthavetoleaveearly.什么鬼啊Whatthehell?哎呀哎呀哎呀Well,well,well.你们女士们看起来不错嘛就这一次Dontyouladieslooknice.Foronce?开玩笑的这位实际上一直都很吸引我Justkidding.veactuallyalwaysb
11、eenattractedtothisone.Jamm你到底在干嘛啊Jamm,whatthehellareyoudoing?我们在给Pawnee最新的餐厅打地基呢WerelayingthegroundworkforPawneesnewestrestaurant.”大肚汉堡的未来之家FuturehomeofPaunchBurger.开始流口水吧胖子们”Startdrooling,fatties?你们看协定是我们都有三个月的时间组织我们的提案1.ook,thedealwasthatbothofushadthreemonthstogetourproposalstogether,然后我们提上投票andt
12、henweputitupforavote.我们还剩两个星期呢-是啊是这样Westillhavetwoweeksleft.-Yeah,thatstrue.但是问题在于However,herestheproblem.结果是我不在乎Turnsout,Idontcare.这趟车你停不下来了Youcantstopthistrain.想怎么闹就这么闹吧Makealltheruckusyouwant.这一切都搞定之后Bythetimethisallgetsclearedup,人们会为那些牛肉口水流干的thepeoplewillbefrothingatthemouthforthatbeef嗷棒一家新的大肚汉堡
13、Aw,sweet!AnewPaunchBurger.他们的汉堡会要你命的里面都是黄蜂Theirburgerswillkillyou!Theyrefullofwasps!是啊但它们真的很好吃啊Yeah,buttheytasterealgood.是的确实是先生Yes,theydo,sir.再说一次公开邀请Onceagain,openinvitation.严格来说我还是已婚但我老婆很懂行mstilltechnicallymarried,butmywifeknowsthedeal.恶Ugh.哦不好意思这是什么呢Oh,msorry,whatsthis?七个连续板块给了我最长的道路Sevencontigu
14、oussegments,givingmelongestroad和可爱死的十分让我赢了andasweet-asstenpointsforthewin.哦太棒了Oh,booyah!好的好的Okay.Allright.伙计们都过来索在一起Guys,comeonoverhere.Gatherround.我想来祝个酒Iwanttoproposeatoast.敬我们新的卡坦岛领主ToournewLordofCatan,BenWyatt一个很棒的朋友和一个更好的男人BenWyatt,agreatfriendandawonderfulman.祝你和LeSlie找到永久的幸福MayyouandLesliefin
15、deternalhappinesstogether.嘿-哦耶喔耶Hey.-Oh,yeah,oh,yeah.谢谢r伙计们谢谢你们迁就我Thanks,youguys.Thanksforindulgingme.嘿你们想留下来吗Hey,youwanttostickaround?我有几集国土安全在盘7里都积灰了IgotabunchofHomelandepisodesburningaholeinmyDVR.不No!不好意思以我的原则我不能就这么漫不经心地msorry.Onprinciple,Icannotstandidlyby看着-场单身派对这么无所谓地结束了andwatchabachelorpartyp
16、eteroutlikethis.现在我知道你说不要脱衣舞娘因为会让你不开心Now,Iknowyousaidnostripperscausetheymakeyousad.正确Correct.那我们就去“精华酒吧喝一杯Thenlet,sgogetadrinkatEssence.是家Eagleton的热门新酒吧It,sthehotnewbarinEagleton.事物杂♥志♥说它就是下一个大事物了ThingsMagazinesaiditsthenextbigthing.但TOm这是Ben的晚上But,Tom,thisisBensnight.哦相信我如果大家都开心那我也开心
17、Oh,believeme,ifthegroup,shappy,mhappy.我会去-你们买♥♥单的话听起来很贵的样了一dgo.-Ifyouguysspotme.Itsoundsexpensive.你们得知道这不是你们典型的酒吧Justsoyouknow,itsnotyourtypicalbar.他们擅长的是分子调酒术Theyspecializeinmolecularmixology.就有点像是喝酒的实验性新方式Itskindoflikeanexperimentalnewwaytoconsumealcohol.孩子喝酒这件事没有错误的方式Son,theresnowro
18、ngwaytoconsumealcohol.这是你的百威淡啤Here,syourBudlight.我点的是啤酒-那就是啤酒Iorderedabeer.-Thatisabeer.这是你的光晕马丁尼AndheresyourNimbusMartini.我继续来把你的香气氛凿出来吗MayIgoaheadandchiselyouraromasphere?请吧Please!这确实是喝酒的错误方式Thisisthewrongwaytoconsumealcohol.哇这片云还真是烈性呢Whoa,thatsaprettystiffcloud.谁点的苏格兰威士忌在这呢WhoorderedtheScotch?-Ri
19、ghthere.请把你的手拿出来Holdoutyourhands,please.发生什么了Whatshappening?哦这是一种苏格兰的玩法Oh,thisisasortofplayonScotch.是加入了威士忌的乳液It,sawhiskey-infusedlotion.我能问卜这整个机构实际上就是个玩笑吗CanIaskifthisentireestablishmentisapracticaljokeofsomekind?你要是不喜欢苏格兰的话IfyoudontliketheScotch,他们有以闪光灯形式供应的伏特加theyhaveavodkathatsservedintheformofa
20、flashoflight.喋Hey.享受吗Havingfun?嗯四年的工作冲进下水道Well,fouryearsofworkdownthedrain,我头上还有个展♥andIhaveapenisonmyhead.Jamm就在我们眼皮底下偷走了这块地)ammisstealingthislotrightoutfromunderus.我的梦死掉了AnnMydreamisdead,Ann.我的也是所以我才更喜欢噩梦Minetoo.ThisiswhyIprefernightmares.你现在在喝伤心酒Youaresaddrinkingrightnow,我需要你喝开心酒andIneedyou
21、tobehappydrinking.1978年著名歌♥舞片就像我们一起看油脂那一次LikewhenwewatchGreasetogether.我知道Ann但一切都会消失的Iknow,Ann,buteverythingsgonnadisappear.April的迷你狗公园LilSebastian喷泉Aprilsmini-dogpark,theLi,lSebastianfountain,甚至那个Wamapoke游乐场eventheWamapokeplayground.又一块Wamapoke土地被白人挖走了YetanotherpieceOfWamapokelandplowedoverb
22、ythewhiteman.就试着别想了Justtrytoforgetaboutit.我是说今晚你没有任何办法阻止他们rImean,theresnothingyoucandotostopthemtonight.快200年的时间里Foralmost200years,Pawnee一次次地把工厂餐馆还有其他东西Pawneerepeatedlybuiltfactories,restaurants,andotherstuff建在Wamapoke人的神圣土地上onlandheldsacredbytheWamapokepeople.所以我们通过了一项法案Sowepassedalaw称如果开&hearts泼&h
23、earts;JL地上找到任何Wamapoke文物sayingthatifanysacredWamapokeartifactisfoundonadevelopmentsite,所有施工必须立刻停止allconstructionmustimmediatelystop.如果这个未来的大肚汉堡选址上出现这种事情就太糟糕了ItwouldbeterribleifthatweretohappenonthisfuturePaunchBurgersite.哦大事不好0h,thisisbad.我不该这么做的Ishouldnothavedonethis.哦我想知道那是谁呢Oh,Iwonderwhothatis.啊这
24、不是亚宝林肯吗想想这个啊Well,ifitisntBabeLincoln!Imaginethat.女士们好啊我是亚伯拉罕林肯Hello,ladies.mAbrahamLincoln.那个幸运的MaryTodd是哪位呢Who,stheluckyMaryTodd?林肯夫人在这呢在这呢Righthere.Righthere.啊啊啊我先我先Ah,ah,ah,mefirst.Mefirst.好嘲撕起来吧Allright,tearitup,16!释放你的腹肌Emancipatethemabs.别啊Ann现在不行Comeon,Ann,notnow.别啊Leslie放松一点Comeon,Leslie,just
25、loosenup.我可以肯定这是你做过的一个春梦Iknowforafactthisisasexdreamyouvehad.看起来到时候1.ookslikeitstimeGettysburgAddress葛底斯堡演说林肯的著名演讲让葛底斯堡演脱了fortheGettysburgundressed!葛底斯堡演说亚伯我们必须停下了Abe,we,regonnahavetostopnow.对不起我就没心情看历史人物的裸体msorry,mjustnotinthemoodforhistoricalnudity.拜托总统先生把裤子穿回去吧Please,Mr.President,putyourpantsback
26、on.Ann我能和你单独聊聊吗Ann,canIspeakwithyouprivately?你是叫Glenn吗-是啊IsyournameGlenn?-Yeah.我中学乐队里坐你后面啊Isatbehindyouinmiddleschoolband.你现在还吹单簧管吗Doyoustillplaytheclarinet?是啊Yeah.你怎么样了啊大哥Howhaveyoubeen,man?唉如果我能开场单身派对Man,ifIeverhaveabachelorparty,我肯定还要回到这来Iamdefinitelycomingbackhere.你和Wendy结婚之前没有搞吗Youneverhadonebe
27、foreyouweremarriedtoWendy?不那是段绿卡婚姻No,itwasagreencardwedding.前一晚我确实把玩尽杀绝里的3P场景看了几次Ididwatchthethree-waysexscenefromWildThingsafewtimesthenightbefore,但真的不能算butitdidntreallycount我也没开单身派对Ineverhadabachelorpartyeither.我和April我们没预警就直接结婚了MeandApril,wegotmarriedwithnowarning.我婚礼前甚至都没来得及洗个澡Ididntevenhavetime
28、totakeashowerbeforemywedding.之后也没Orafter.就差不多一周半For,like,aweekandahalf.Tammy一号♥禁止我举♥行♥任何形式的庆祝TammyOneforbademefromanykindofcelebration,而Tammy二号♥用炸♥弹♥威胁牛排馆的方式阻止了我andTammyTwothwartedmebycallinginabombthreattothesteakhouse.我也没有啊1didnthaveoneeither!是啊真的是个很有趣的故事Y
29、eah,really,itsafunnystory.所以我和Gayle结婚两周前SotwoweeksbeforeImarriedGayle,我紧急接受了阑尾切除Ihadanemergencyappendectomy.啜那是我按了瞌睡按钮Boop!Thatsmehittingthesnoozebutton.十分钟之内不要再讲话了Donttalkagainforanothertenminutes.新点子Newidea!今晚所有人得到他们从没开过的单身派对Tonight,everyonegetsthebachelorpartytheyneverhad.一位单身汉一个活动Oneactivityperb
30、achelor.欢迎参加Tom的单身派对WelcometoTomsbachelorparty,星球大战中的冰星球在冰星球Hoth的白色飞机库里heldinawhiteairplanehangarfromtheiceplanetHoth,挂满了高空杂技艺人repletewithdangling,beautifulaerialists.敬TomHaverfordToTomHaverford.敬TomHaverfordToTomHaverford!也敬我的新娘蕾哈娜Andtomybride,Rihanna.RihannaWeFoundLove)歌♥词我们确实在绝望的地方找到了爱Wetr
31、ulydidfindloveinahopelessplace.服务员再来一轮闪光灯酒给我和我的朋友Waiter,aroundoflight-flashshotsformeandmyfriends!好吧发生什么了Okay,sowhathappened?嗯我在土里埋了一些Wamapoke文物Well,IburiedabunchofWamapokeartifactsinthedirt所以人们能找到就会停止施工了sothatpeoplewouldfindthemandhavetostopdevelopingatthesite.你知道我大声说出来之后听起来就没有那么糟了Youknow,whenIsayi
32、toutloud,itdoesntsoundsobad.不那很糟糕是啊那样挺不酷的No,thatsbad.-Yeah,thatsprettyuncool.闭嘴吧Glenn-抱歉各位Shutup,Glenn.-msorry，guys.Jamm议员表现鬼鄙CouncilmanJammwasbeingsneaky,然后我试着要鬼鄙问去andthenItriedtosneakyhimback,结果手段太低劣了我必须取消anditturnedtocrummy,andIhavetoundoit.我需要你们的帮助Ineedyourhelp.你不是说一-我是Youdon,tmean-1do.不我不会那么做的N
33、o.mnotdoingthat.你们啊阴♥茎♥帽子能省下一般的挖掘时间Youguys,thepenishatscutyourdiggingtimeinhalf.我认真的别害怕用那些阴♥茎♥mserious.Dontbeafraid.Usethepenises.单身女郎派对Bacheloretteparty.呜Whoo.Perkins又做到了Perkinsdoesitagain.你们知道我就是在Sherms这里见到Gayle的Youknow,ImetGaylerighthereatSherms.嗯-她身材苗条Mm-mm.-Shewassle
34、nder.金发大胸长腿Blondehair,bigbreasts,longlegs.呃完全不是我的型Ugh,notmytypeatall.那确切来说到底是什么让你俩合得来的呢Andwhatwasit,exactly,thatledtoyoutwohittingitoff?是她病了Wassheill,还是你父亲目击她父亲犯罪了呢ordidyourfatherwitnessherfathercommittingacrime?还是她暂时失明你知道吗Orwasshetemporarilyblind-Youknowwhat?唯一重要的是你结婚了你很幸福Allthatmattersisthatyougot
35、married,andyourehappy.所以作为全时段的伴郎Soasall-timebestman,我建议我们举冰淇淋敬JerryGergichIsuggestweraiseaconetoJerryGergich.JerryGergichJerryGergich.Jerry-谢谢Jerry!-Thankyou.哦哎呀Aw,jeez.别担心GaryNoworries,Gary.哦谢了ShermOh,thanks,Sherm.你是怎么这么快就准备好的Howdidyouhavethatreadysofast?我一直会准备个备用冰淇淋Ialwaysmakeabackupcone.他大概有一半时间都
36、会掉Hedropsitabouthalfthetime.Andy你是下一个了Andy,yourenext.世上任何的活动你会选择什么Anyactivityintheworld.Whatwouldyoudo?嗯我那个是不可能的Well,mine,simpossible.我想看-场小马队的比赛IwanttoseeaColtsgame.我想看到小马队跟爱国者队打出49比0IwanttoseetheColtsbeatthePatriots49tonothing,爱国者队四分卫2022年退役然后我朝TomBrady大吼把他搞哭thenIyellatTomBradyandmakehimcry,然后我和Da
37、veMatthews勾搭上thenIhookupwithDaveMatthews,然后我们连唱G。IdenTee十个小时andweplaygoldenteefortenhours.那还真是个特殊的梦想啊孩子Thatsaveryspecificdream,son.嘿Jim我是ChrisTraeger我需要帮忙Hey,Jim,ChrisTraeger.Ineedafavor.我死了我已经死了mdead.Iamdead.而这是天堂的样子Andthisiswhatheavenislike.我就知道Iknewit.鲁卡斯石油体育场小马队主场馆哦这是他们打球的地方啊Oh,thisiswheretheypl
38、aythegames!该你了AndyYoureup,Andy.嘿伙计们过来这里Hey,guys!Guys,comeonoverhere.Andy我想介绍你认识印第安纳小马队所有人JimIrsayAndy,IwantyoutomeetIndianapoIisColtsownerJimIrsay.Andy很高兴认识你我的朋友Andy,goodtomeetyou,myfriend.谢谢你我爱你的队伍先生Thankyou.Iloveyourteam,sir.我爱他们就像爱自己的孩子一样Ilovethemliketheyremyownchildren.你应该大到足够自己打球了Yourebigenough
39、toplayfootballyourselt在我看来itlooksliketome.我不知道你是不是开玩笑但我希望你不是Icanttellifyourejoking,butIhopeyourenot.这整个场地都是你们的Thiswholeplaceisyours.JimIrsay和我在志愿指导Indian叩OliS青少年时成为了朋友JimIrsayandIbecamefriendswhilevolunteeringtomentorIndianapolisteens.我带他们去参观州议会Igavethemtoursofthestatehouse.Jim给他们小马队的门票和签名球衣)imgavet
40、hemColtsticketsandautographedjerseys.他们更喜欢JimTheypreferredJim.ReggieWayne小马队外接手ReggieWayne我都不敢正眼看你ReggieWayne.Icantlookatyou,ReggieWayne哦ReggieWayne.Oh.我婚礼穿的是你的球衣没开玩笑Igotmarriedinyourjersey.Thatsnojoke.挺奇怪的但我尊重Thatsweird.ButIrespectthat.AndrewLuck小马队四分卫我是你的铁粉Luck先生mabigfan,Mr.Luck.好了伙计消停点好吧Okay,guy,
41、settledown.-Okay.呃AndrewLuck先生Uh,Mr.AndrewLuck,每个新郎的梦想都是接到你扔的传球触地得分itseverygroomsdreamtocatchatouchdownpassthrownbyyou.能赏光吗Couldyoudomethehonor?行啊我们来吧Yeah,letsdoit.旋球扔紧点我试试看-好Keepthespiraltight.-Illtry.-Okay.触地得分DWyerTouchdown,Dwyer!Salt-N-Pepa-Shoop我想要咻宝贝Iwannashoop,baby我来了我来了看我又来了hereIgo,hereIgo,h
42、ereIgoagain妹子们我的弱点是啥girlswhatsmyweakness?男人那好了,Men!Okaythen放松闲逛注意我自己的事chillin,chillin,mindinmybusiness哦我们快给Ann打个电♥话♥Ooh,letscallAnnrealquick.触她痛处Rubitin.你好Hello?AnnPerkins-AnnPerkinsAnnPerkins!-AnnPerkins!我们在享受人生极乐Werehavingthetimeofourlives,而我打来是触你痛处的andmcallingyoutorubitin!呜-哈Whoo!-B
43、oom!真的啊-我们去了一家疯上天的酒吧和小马队打了橄榄球Really.-Wewenttoaninsanebar,playedfootballwiththeColts.和小马队小马队WiththeColts!-TheColts!橄榄球Football!现在我们要去牛排馆了Nowwe,regoingtoasteakhouse.你们在干嘛Whatareyoudoing?呃嗯我们被猛♥男♥包围了Uh,well,we,resurroundedbyhotguys.我们才是被猛♥男♥包围了-哈Weresurroundedbyhotguys.-Boom
44、!哦Donna刚刚用牙齿拉下了脱衣舞男的内衣哦Oh,Donnajustrippedoffastrippersunderwearwithherteeth.呜-Ann你在跟谁撒谎呢Whoo!-Ann,whoareyoulyingto?我能休息下吗我的手累了CanItakeabreak?Myhandsaretired.不不我们付了一个小时的钱Uh-uh.Wepaidforanhour.你就要挖一个小时Yougonnadigforanhour.先生们欢迎来到St.Elmo的牛排馆Gentlemen,welcometotheSteakHouseofSt.Elmo.呜-棒Whoo!-Yes!今晚我们吃点啥
45、的肉Tonightweeatsomethingsflesh!我要肉Iwantmeat!Jerry你确定这是我们的桌子吗Jerry,areyousurethisisourtable?只有四套餐具啊Theresonlyfoursettings.抱歉先生这不是你们的桌子Excuseme,sir.Thisisnotyourtable.啊我以为你说的是Gergich一伙Well,IthoughtyousaidtheGergichparty.不不我说的是Gingrich一伙儿No,no,IsaidtheGingrichparty.纽特金瑞奇NewtGingrich佐治亚州国会议员哦我的天太抱歉了Oh,mygosh,msosorry.该死JeITyDamniJerry.但你知道吗GingrichGergichButyouknowwhat?Gingrich,Gergich.我怀疑我们是不是也有联♥系♥Iwonderifwererelated.我不觉得JerryIdontthinkso,Jerry.好吧Okay.一份半熟红屋牛排Onerareporterhouse,一份半
