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1、准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Icanthearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendropont
2、hedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝美人鱼战士和企鹅男孩美人鱼战士和企鹅男孩的全新冒险ThenewadventuresOfMermaidmanandBarnacleboy一起加入裤头村最崇高最勇猛WejoinBikiniBottomsnoblest,boldest最老的超级英雄oldestsuperheroes看他们英勇地准备度假astheybravelyprepareforvacation叠装可是等等Butwait我们的英雄到度假村放松期间Whileourheroes
3、relaxatLeisureVillage谁来帮美人鱼基地看家whowillwatchtheMermalair?海绵战士ManSponge和海星男孩AndBoyPatrick前来报到Reportingforduty好好好跟我来Yeah,yeah,followme准备起飞Up,upandaway邪恶Evil我们想要你们两个Now,wewantyouboys看好这个地方tokeepaneyeontheplace帮绿植浇水并且确保Watertheplantsandmakesure我的天啊派大星Oh,mygosh,Patrick这是我见过最棒的超英秘密道具墙Thisisthegreatestwallo
4、fsuperherosecretgadgetryever我要玩宇宙射线mgonnaplaywiththeCosmicRay我去拿海底手套IgettheAquaglove你们给我慢着Holdonthere,boys这种东西不能随便乱玩Youcannotplaywiththisstuff那昏沉之球呢WhatabouttheOrbofConfusion?不行No,no长时间暴露在昏沉之球附近ProlongedexposuretotheOrbofConfusion会导致你们昏昏沉沉willgiveyouconfusion那无影船呢WhatabouttheInvisibleBoatinobile?无影船
5、最不能乱动EspeciallynottheInvisibleBoatmobile我们说什么都不准动Whenwesay,Donttouchanything1就是要表示什么都不准动wemean,Donttouchanything明不明白Doyouunderstand?清楚明白两位大英雄1.oudandclear,trustedboycompanion很好Great钥匙拿去Herearethekeys一周后再见Wellseeyouinaweek准备起飞Up,upandaway海星男孩快来Come,BoyPatrick英雄走了就得靠我们来驱逐邪恶Whileourheroesareaway,wewill
6、keepevilatbay射射射Ma-ma-ma-怎么了可靠小跟班Whatisit,trustedsidekick?射射射Ma-ma-ma-射射射Ma-ma-ma-射射射Ma-ma-ma-射射射Ma-ma-ma-射线恶魔ManRay海绵宝宝他怎么不来追我们Hey,SpongeBob,howcomehesnotchasingus?他貌似被冻住了1.ookslikehe,sfrozenorsomething冻冻冻Fr-fr-fr冻冻冻fro-fro-fro估计是某种牢房♥Itappearstobesomesortofprisonchamber还是用冷冻塔塔酱做的madeoutoffr
7、ozentartarsauce不可思议Thisisincredible肮脏泡泡第一NexttotheDirtyBubble射线恶魔是美人鱼战士和企鹅男孩的theevilManRayistheall-timegreatestarch-nemesis第二大死对头OfMermaidmanandBarnacleboy我有好多问题想问他Ihavesomanyquestionstoaskhim冰冻解冻派大星你在干什么Pat,whatareyoudoing?我们什么都不能乱动Werenotsupposedtotouchanything可你说你有问题要问Butyousaidyouhadaquestion我们会
8、有危险的Wecouldgetintrouble他都说r不能乱动Hesaidnottotouchanything冰冻解冻一样也不能乱解冻超级坏蛋Andthatincludesunfreezingasupervillain我自♥由♥Tmfree其实射线ActuallyMr.uh恶魔先生ManRay,sir只有你头白♥ll♥了onlyyourheadisfree赐予我至高无上的邪恶特权BythesupremeauthorityOfwickedness我射线恶魔I,theevilManRay命令你们释放我commandyoutoreleaseme
9、立刻脱离这座冰冻牢房♥fromthisfrozenprisonatonce那个Well,uh射线恶魔先生Mr.evilManRay,sir我们不能那样wecantdothat为什么Whynot?因为你很坏Becauseyoureevil意思是说如果我是好人Youmean,ifIwasgood那就会放我走了thenyoudletmego?对那当然了Yeah,sure,whynot?那么Then,uh这样的话我是好人inthatcase,Iamgood真的吗Really?对真的Yes,really真的真的吗Really,really?对对Yes,yes真的真的really,reall
10、y真的真的真的吗Really,really,really?对对对太对了Yes,yes,already我是好人我是好人mgood,mgood快点放我走Notletmeoutofhere否则后果自负oryoullsufferdireconsequences那样也差不多Well,that,sgoodenoughforme冰冻解冻两个白♥痴♥Youfools准备让我消灭你们吧Preparetobeeradicated我是怎么了Whatswrongwithme?这可恶的装置是什么Whatisthisinfernalcontraption?别装傻了射线恶魔Dontplaydum
11、b,ManRay-你应该知道这是痒痒腰带youknowthatstheTickleBelt美人鱼战士在第17集就对你用过了Mermaidmanusedonyouinepisodenumber17痒痒腰带跟第17集一个样我爱看那集Ilovethatepisode我也是Me,too我也是Me,too戴着这腰带肯定逃不走llnevergetoutofherewearingthisbelt我需要一个邪恶计划Ineedanevilplan骗他们两个把腰带摘卜.来thatwilltrickthemtotakeitoffme表演课该来发挥效用了Timeforthoseactinglessonstopayof
12、f还记得美人鱼战士和企鹅男孩那时RememberthatpartwhenMermaidmanandBarnacIe-哭啊Sob泣啊Cry我好苦Woeisme你们不知道Youdontknow当坏蛋这么久会有何感想whatitslikebeingevilforsolong我好想当HowIwishtobe好人good要是能有几个好英雄Ifonlysomekindheroes可以带我踏入IE轨就好了wouldshowmethepathtodecency我们可以教你当好人Wecouldteachyouhowtobegood然后就可以放你走了andthenwellletyougo那就太好了Thatwoul
13、dbefantastic我全程都要演下去Illfakemywaythroughthis就跟上中学那时候一个样justlikeIdidinhighschool好了射线恶魔Okay,ManRay准备好入学好人学校了吗areyoureadyforyourfirstdayatgoodnessschool?派大星拿钱包Pat,getyourwalletout好的好人第一课Okay,goodnesslessonnumberone看到有人掉了钱包Youseesomeonedroptheirwallet派大星钱包扔地上Patrick,dropthewallet现在你会怎么做Now,whatwouldyoudo
14、?不好意思先生Excuseme,sir你钱包好像掉了butIdobelieveyouvedroppedyourwallet感觉不像我的Doesntlookfamiliartome什么What?我都看到是你掉的了Ijustsawyoudropit-给here才不是我的Nope,it,snotmine就是你的Itisyours我.1我要当个大好人mtryingtobeagoodperson把钱包还给你andreturnittoyou把什么还给谁Returnwhattowho?你不是Arentyou裤头村身份证不是驾照派大星派大星吗PatrickStar?是Yup这是你的身份证Andthisisyo
15、urID?对Yup我发现r这张身份证IfoundthisID放在你钱包里inthiswallet这样的话andifthatsthecase钱包一定就是你的了thismustbeyourwallet听起来挺有道理Thatmakessensetome那就收下吧Thentakeit这不是我钱包It,snotmywallet你个死脑筋Youdimbulb把钱包收好不然我就扒了你胳膊Takebackyourwalletorllripyourarmsoff错了Wrong好人不会Goodpeopledont扒下别人的胳膊ripotherpeople,sarmsoff停Stop好的好人第二课Okay,good
16、nesslessonnumbertwo看到有人费尽气力搬运重包裹Youseesomeonestrugglingwithaheavypackage你会怎么做Whatdoyoudo?你好朋友Hello,friend我注意到你在费尽气力搬运那个包裹Inoticedyouwerestrugglingwiththatpackage需要我帮忙吗Wouldyoulikesomehelp?抱歉我能重新开始吗Sorry,canIstartover?我注意到你Inoticedyouwere又得重新开始了Gottostartagain你个愚蠢的粉东西Youbutter-fingeredpinkthing箱子里的到底
17、是什么Whatsinthatbox,anyhow?我的钱包Mywallets海绵宝宝挠他痒痒Oh,SpongeBob,ticklehim痒死了Thattickles不过值得butitsworthit好的好人第三课Allright,goodnesslessonnumberthree我想想let,ssee有了vegotone我在想一个1到100之间的数mthinkingofanumberbetweenoneand100这个数是多少Whatisit?6262错Wrong住手住手Stop,stop派大星Hey,Patrick当好人跟猜数没关系thatsnotaboutbeinggood快放手海绵宝宝1
18、.etgoofit,SpongeBob派大星只有他做坏事了才能用Pat,wecanuseitonlywhenhesbad放手1.etgo不你放手No,youletgo放手1.etgo频率上升Frequencyrising腰带失控了beltoutofcontrol连DNA都痒了TicklingmyDNA快停下吧Makeitstop请你们了Please听到了吗派大星Didyouhearthat,Patrick?他刚才说了请Hesaidthepword琴Peanuts?不对是请No,please那样也差不多Well,that,sgoodenoughforme他应该洗心革面了Iguesshesreco
19、nstituted改过自新了Rehabilitated祝你健康了Gesundheit今天你毕业了射线恶魔Itsgraduationday,ManRay这是通往你未来的钥匙Thisisthekeytoyourfuture看看他派大星Justlookathim,Patrick大好人的面相thepictureofgoodness不可以动那个Werenotsupposedtotouchthatstuff那个也不能动Werenotsupposedtotouchthat,either真的不能乱动那些东西先生Wearereallynotsupposedtotouchthose,sir好人Goodpeople
20、不会用武器就比如说havenouseforweaponssuchas我唯一好的专长就是当坏蛋Theonlythingmgoodatisbeingevil再见了白♥痴♥Solong,suckers那什么味道海绵宝宝Whatsthatsmell,SpongeBob?那个派大星That,Patrick是失败的味道isthesmellofdefeat好我还以为是我皮肤的味道Good,Ithoughtitwasmyskin别管你皮肤了派大星Forgetaboutyourskin,Patrick射线恶魔还是坏蛋ManRayisstillbad得有人出手阻止他andsomeone
21、hastostophim这项重责大任Thisisajob要交给美人鱼战士forMermaidman和企鹅男孩AndBarnacleboy前往无影船TotheInvisibleBoatmobile点火Ignitionon等等Wait我没驾照Idonthavealicense这可是艘无影船对吧Well,thisisaninvisibleboat,right?那你就需要无影的驾照Soyouneedaninvisiblelicense你是我最棒的小跟班了企鹅男孩Yourethebestsidekickever,Barnacleboy谢天谢地有无影安全带Thankgoodnessforinvisible
22、seatbelts给我让开傻子Outofmyway,fools你们再也控制不了我了Younolongerhavecontrolofme现在这里属于射线恶魔andnowthistownbelongstoManRay你先别急大坏蛋Notsofast,archvillain我们还有昏沉之球WestillhavetheOrbofConfusion接招Takethis不费吹灰之力Well,thatwaseasy第一航海银行好了所有人Allright,people全都不许动Everybodystandrightwhereyouare我要你们Iwantyouto,uh不行不准笑No,no,stopgiggl
23、ing不然我就orllhaveto不准笑白♥痴♥Stoplaughing,youfools需要办什么业务先生WhatcanIdoforyou,sir?我来告诉你要做什么lltellyouwhatyoucando给我你们的Givemeallofyour,uh给我Giveme给我你们的givemeallofyour给我Giveme腰带没了Thebeltisgone可我还是觉得痒butIstillfeelitstickle做坏事的冲动都没了Theurgetodobadisgone我还是开个活期存款账户好了Iguesslljustopenacheckingaccount开关
24、射线恶魔ManRay你别怕海绵宝宝Noneedtobealarmed,SpongeBob你教我的好人课让我洗心革面了Yourteachingshavetransformedme并且Besides我还有了印着小狗狗的支票Ihavecheckswithlittlepoodlesonthem射线恶魔这个我再也用不着了Iwontbeneedingthisanymore再见好人朋友Farewell,fellowdo-gooder再见射线恶魔Bye,ManRay我们成功了Wedidit跟美人鱼战上和企鹅男孩一个样justliketherealMermaidmanandBarnacleboy我们拯救世界了W
25、esavedtheday是不是不可思议派大星Isntitincredible,Patrick?派大星Patrick?派大星你应该知道这个已经关了吧Patrick,youknowthatthingsturnedOffright?派大星Patrick派大星Patrick?松鼠玩笑蟹堡王喜剧王好了请各位就座Okay,everybodysettledown欢迎光临喜剧王WelcometotheKomedyKrab请大家热烈欢迎Now,pleasegiveawarmwelcome我们第一位喜剧演员toourfirstcomic存在感低的杜奇威廉姆斯theindiscernibleDoogieWillia
26、ms各位观众晚上好Goodevening,folks直接跳过笑话mgoingtoskipthejokes开始朝你们扔派andgetrighttothepartwhere1throwpiesatyou希望我表现能跟他一样好IhopeIdoasgoodasthatguy天啊观众看什么都笑得出来Man,thosepeoplewilllaughatanything别紧张小子Dontsweatit,kid我帮你暖场了Igot,emallwarmedupforyou各位鳍声有请海绵宝宝PutyourfinstogetherforSpongeBobSquarePants加油海绵宝宝Gogetem,Spong
27、eBob女士们水母们1.adiesandjellyfish大家先前有注意过盐瓶吗haveyouevernoticedsaltshakers?就是每天晚上关门都要装满Imean,youfillthemupeverynightatclosing就是说都上哪去了and,Imean,wheredoesitallgo?都明白我意思吧YouknowwhatImean?还有番茄Andtomatoes-那些玩意是怎么回事whatsthedealonthosethings?因为就是要切成片Because,Imeanyouchopthemupintoslices可but番茄到底是什么蔬菜还是Whatarethey
28、,vegetablesor水果fruit?怎么就能做番茄酱门呢Andwhatdoesthatmakeketchup?烦死了Oh,brother这位太烂了Thisguystinks讲笑话的Funnyguy我要开你个玩笑Igotajokeforyou什么东西又臭Whatsmellsrotten又让人犯困andputspeopletosleep?毒气Noxiousgas?错No你的表演Youract你们有没有注意到Didyouevernotice那个how,Uh叉子forks,uh叉子吗Forks?搞什么Comeon快啊海绵宝宝Quick,SpongeBob找个幽默的东西讲Makeawittyobs
29、ervation恶心PU你们有没有注意到Didyouevernotice松鼠的牙齿有多大吗howbigsquirrels*teethare?确实Thatstrue就是Imean完全都能在上面停飞机了youcouldlandaplaneonthosethings还有松鼠毛是怎么回事Andwhatsupwiththatsquirrelfur?看来跳蚤也得有家住Iguessfleasneedahome,too松鼠毛Squirrelfur还挺臭的Andtheysmell不过大家一样也会臭buthey,youdstink,too三个月全埋土里就有一样的效果了ifyouspentthreemonthsbu
30、riedindirt为什么必须要不止一只的松鼠Whydoesittakemorethanonesquirrel才能换灯泡呢tochangealightbulb?为什公Why?因为松鼠傻得要命Becausethey,resodarnstupid也太好笑了吧珊迪Thatsagoodone,eh,Sandy?对Y-yeah实在是出神入化小子Thatwasfantastic,boy观众全都笑翻了Youreallyknockedthemout改天再办一次笑话之夜1thinklldothisjokenightagain就由你来当主演withyouastheheadliner没想到我会当上主演Inevert
31、houghtIcouldbeaheadliner不知道是什么东西Whateverthatis主演就是Theheadliner,stheone可以表演过后赚钱加打扫的人whocleansupaftertheshow最起码不是让我好自为之Well,atleastIdon,thavetocleanupmyact只讲松鼠玩笑就好小子Stickwiththesquirreljokes,boy动作快Nowgetbusy拖拖拖Mops,mops,mops那些玩意怎么回事Whatsupwiththosethings?我说真的Imean,really珊迪Hey,Sandy你好海绵宝宝Howdy,SpongeBo
32、b刚刚的表演你喜欢吗Didyouliketheshow?其实吧海绵宝宝Well,a-actually,SpongeBob不喜欢no那些玩笑很伤人你心里也清楚Thosejokesarehurtfulandyouknowit没什么的珊迪Comeon,Sandy单纯开个玩笑而已Iwasjustjoking就是说众所周知Imeaneverybodyknows你就是全裤头村最聪明的yourethesmartestoneatBikiniBottom这我无法反驳Well,Ican,targuewiththat我们都会偶尔自嘲一下Weallgottalaughatourselvesonceinawhile我一
33、直都自嘲Idoitallthetime你说得对海绵宝宝Youreright,SpongeBob我确实有点敏感了Iwasbeingalittletoosensitive不生气了Nohardfeelings便宜货超♥市♥好的除臭剂Okay,deodorant来看看1.etssee买♥♥滚珠还是买♥♥官状Roll-onorstick?她得两个都买♥♥Ithinksheshouldbuyboth大家快来看1.ook,guys是那只笨松鼠Itsthestupidsquirrel有了Iknow-
34、大家一起来跟它交流吧let,stryandcommunicatewithit你好小家伙Hello,littlecritter你叫什么名字Whatsyourname?别靠近松鼠比利Dontstandtooclosetoasquirrel,Billy会被传染傻的Youllcatchitsstupid好的妈Okay,Mom愚蠢不是病毒Stupidityisntavirus但传染力堪比病毒butitsureisspreadinglikeone海绵宝宝SpongeBob松鼠松鼠Squirrely,Squirrely松松鼠squirrely,squirrel因为它们就是傻Becausethey,restu
35、pid因为它们就是傻Becausetheyrestupid海绵宝宝SpongeBob?嗨珊迪Hi,Sandy我要跟你谈谈Ineedtotalktoyou那些松鼠玩笑的事aboutthemsquirreljokes早就谈过了记得吗Wealreadytalkedaboutthat,remember?海绵宝宝事情很严重SpongeBob,thisisserious你一直给大家开松鼠玩笑Sinceyouvebeentellingthemjokes现在大家都区别对待我peoplehavebeentreatingmedifferent海绵宝宝占用五分钟SpongeBob,fiveminutes你好珊迪He
36、l-Io,Sandy我是派大星MePatrick你明不明白Doyouun-der-stand?松鼠啊Squirrels看见没Y-y-yousee?这就是我想跟你说的Thatswhatmtalkingabout派大星是那样的ThatsjustPatrick到处卖♥♥傻He,sfoolingaround身为你朋友我要你mjustaskingyouasafriend别再讲松鼠玩笑了好吗pleaselayoffthemsquirreljokes,okay?向台下观众讲点别的玩笑话Tellsomeofthemotherjokesyougot别的玩笑话Otherjokes?我有
37、不少呢Igotamillionofthem谢了海绵宝宝Thanks,SpongeBob你果然还是能理解Iknewyoudunderstand海绵宝宝SpongeBob各位鳍声有请海绵宝宝PutyourfinstogetherforSpongeBobSquarePants嗨Hi大家听过破产金鱼的事吗Didyouhearaboutthegoldfishwhowentbankrupt?现在金鱼变铜鱼了Nowhesabronzefish什么What?他说什么Whatdidhesay?大家应该都听过了Iguessyouheardthatone我没听过Ihaventheardit很好笑的海绵宝宝Goodo
38、ne,SpongeBob谢谢你真好Thankyou,youretookind这水怎么说Whataboutthiswater?就是这玩意到处都是Imean,thestuffseverywhere再讲个松鼠跟灯泡的笑话吧Telltheoneaboutthesquirrelandthelightbulbs这个怎么说Whataboutthisthing?再讲点松鼠玩笑Getonwiththesquirreljokes松鼠玩笑Squirreljokes该怎么办Whatdo1do?海绵宝宝你要做出选择SpongeBob,youvegotachoicetomake选朋友还是选事业Yourfriendsory
39、ourcareer?松鼠玩笑Squirreljokes大家好Howdy,yall为什么必须要不止一只的松鼠Howcomeittakesmorethanonesquirrel才能装灯泡呢toscrewinalightbulb?因为松鼠就是傻得要命Becausethey,resodarnstupid我的粉丝Mypeople说真的各位Seriously,folks我特别想感谢我的朋友珊迪IwanttogiveaspecialthankstomyfriendSandy珊迪看不出来吗Sandy,dontyousee?观众很爱我开的那些玩笑Thecrowdlovesthesejokes你们说对不AmIri
40、ght?看不出来吗珊迪Dontyousee,Sandy?我们是在跟你欢笑Werelaughingwithyou不是对你嘲笑notatyou能理解我了不珊迪Doyouunderstandnow,Sandy?能不Doyou?我很理解现在的情况海绵宝宝Iunderstandexactlywhatsgoingon,SpongeBob很好Great我就知道你迟早会明白Iknewsoonerorlateryoudunderstand真是宽宏大量Whatagreatsport大家一起为珊迪鼓掌1.etsgiveabighandtoSandy不过鼓掌鼓慢点因为可别忘了Butclapslow,becausere
41、member她是只松鼠shesasquirrel1射谢Thankyou大家可真是个好观众然后就Youvebeenawonderfulaudienceand,uh晚安了goodnight又一场精彩的表演海绵宝宝Anotherspectacularperformance,SpongeBob这是什么粉丝来信Whatsthis,afanletter?你说的对海绵宝宝玩笑真好笑明天来树屋好好庆祝庆祝珊迪你成功了海绵宝宝Youdidit,SpongeBob既保住了事业又保住了朋友Yougettokeepyourcareerandyourfriends我很高兴mgladthat珊迪总算能看到我的喜剧才能了S
42、andycanfinallyseethegeniusofmycomedy早安珊迪Goodmorning,Sandy你好啊Well,how-dee珊迪你没事吧Sandy,areyoufeelingallright?我只是在发扬我的松鼠天性mjustbeingmyau-naturallysquirrelyself请进吧Well,comeonin你一定累坏了Yallmustbetired给大家讲好多笑话fromtellingthemfunnyjokesallthetime不然你就放下负担好不好Whydontyoutakealoadoff?珊迪这座椅好像有点不对劲Sandy,Ithinksomethi
43、ngswrongwiththisseat才没有我只是涂了点胶水上去Naw,Ijustdoneputglueonit胶水这样你才不会摔下来soyouwouldntfalloff你还给我送了花Arethemflowersforme?居然还带了个花瓶Youevendonegotmeavase可是珊迪那ButSandy,that那不是,that,snota也太飘亮了吧Ain,tthatpurdy?珊迪我需要水Sandy,Ineedwa你说得对Thatsright你是海底生物You,saseacritter海底生物需要什么东西来着呢Now,whatwasthatthingseacrittersneed?我想想1.etssee海底生物需要seacrittersneed,uh水Wa等等Wait先别提醒我Donttellme
