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1、准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Icanthearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thedroponth
2、edeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝脏话蟹堡王好了Well开一天当中最惨的时刻又到了itstheworsttimeofthedayonceagain关关门时间Closingtime好了Well明天早上见蟹老板seeyouintheam,Mr.Krabs给我站住海绵宝宝Holdonthere,SpongeBob把那堆垃圾带出去扔了Takethatpileoffilthoutwithyou蟹老板不可以这么说章鱼哥Mr.Krabs,youshouldnttalkaboutSqu
3、idwardlikethat他说的是这个垃圾你个白♥痴♥Hemeansthisfilth,youloon出去扔垃圾Takingoutthetrash垃圾桶上的字句Dumpsterwriting人♥民♥的呼声Thevoiceofthepeople随泡泡上升随空气下降Upwithbubbles,downwithair力捧泡泡打倒空气线虫也是人Nematodesarepeople,too这些线虫可真是Thosenematodes有句还没写完的Heresonesomebodydidntfinish章鱼哥好臭章鱼雷闻起来Squidwardsmell
4、s真香Good这句写的啥What,sthisone?老螃蟹是Krabsisa老螃蟹是Krabsisa老螃蟹是你就是用这张臭嘴来亲你♥妈♥的♥吗Doyoukissyourmotherwiththatmouth?有时候会亲Well,sometimes不过butnot最近没亲recently嗨收垃圾的Hi,garbageman嗨海绵宝宝Hi,SpongeBob嗨派大星Hi,Patrick派大星你知道这几个字什么意思吗Hey,Patrick,doyouknowwhatthiswordmeans?老螃蟹Krabs这不是你那个挥汗如雨的红色老板吗Isntthatt
5、hered,sweatyguyyouworkfor?不是这几个字Nuh-uh,notthatword老螃蟹是是这几个字Thatword我应该知道是什么意思了IthinkIknowwhatthatmeans那是用来增强语气的语气词Thatsoneofthosesentenceenhancers增强语气的语气词Sentenceenhancers?想要讲话花俏就可以用上Youusethemwhenyouwanttotalkfancy你只要加到你想讲的话里面然后Youjustsprinkleitoveranythingyousayand啸wham-o你讲的话就会变得辛辣起来了Yougotyoursel
6、faspicysentencesandwich懂了Igetit我来试试看1.etmetry你好派大星Hello,Patrick天气真1.ovely不错你说是不是daywerehaving,isn,tit是啊没错海绵宝宝Why,yes,itis,SpongeBob今天This天气可真dayisparticularly好啊lovely说得真How对啊派大星rightyouare,Patrick你说得对派大星Youreright,Patrick这辛辣的话讲的我嘴唇都麻了Mylipsaretinglingfromthespicinessofthisconversation我的也麻了Mine,too我一
7、笑就麻了IttingleswhenIlaugh蟹堡王客人们好Heno,customers天气真Nice不错啊你们说是不是daywerehaving,huh?他是不是说了Didhejustsay?对他说了Aye,hedid派大星你Hey,Patrick,howthe好吗areyou?挺Pretty好海绵宝宝good,SpongeBob这可是家餐厅Ithoughtthiswasarestaurant不是嘴臭大会notagutter-mouthconvention顾客们请注意Attention,customers今日特餐是Today,sspecialisa维黄堡配以油腻KrabbyPattyserv
8、edinagreasy酱料肉饼煎至sauceandgrilledto恰到好处perfection也别忘了来点And,dontforgettoaskusto薯the条fries我们乐意Itllbeour效劳pleasure嗨章鱼哥Hi,Squidward你Howthe好吗areyou?天气真Nice不错是不是啊章鱼哥day,isn,tit,Squidward?真是不明白Idontunderstand那人明明很有才完全没必要嘴臭的Thatguystalented,hedoesnthavetoworkblue咱们到更适合家庭的地方去吧1.etsgosomewheremorefamilyoriente
9、d我再也不会来这吃东西了mnevereatinghereagain那俩到处嘴臭的臭鱼烂虾Thosefoul-mouthedbottomfeeders最大容量蟹堡王TheKrustyKrab人都走光了Shesempty全体成员们Allhandsondeck封住大门Battenthefrontdoors加固收银机Bracethecashregister放出快乐食品Breakoutthehappysnacks章鱼哥Squidward我那些来花钱的漂亮客人都哪去了Wherehaveallmebeautifulpayingcustomersgone?显然Apparently那两个嘴臭兄弟刚学到了个新词t
10、hetwobarnacle-mouthbrothersjustlearnedanewword然后海绵宝宝用话筒到处说这个词andSpongeBobjustsaiditovertheintercom那词是什么Well,whatwasit?他说了啥Whatdidhesay?他说Hesaid那个他说了Well,hesaid海绵宝宝还有你朋友SpongeBobandfriend给我出列Frontandcenter我要以你们言语不当为由Why,Ioughttomakethetwoofyou让你们两个粉刷蟹堡王painttheKrustyKrabforusingsuchlanguage可是蟹老板But,M
11、r.Krabs我们只是拿那些来加强语气而已Wewereonlyusingoursentenceenhancers没错这样讲话会花俏Yeah,itsfancytalk那话一点都不花俏Thereain,tnothingfancyaboutthatword是不是说Youmean?没错就是这话Yes,thatone现在不准说这话了Now,quitsayingthat这可是脏话It,sabadword脏话Badword?没错各位Yes,siree那个是11号♥脏话Thatsbadwordnumber11其实你们绝对不能讲的脏话有13个Infact,thereare13badwordsyou
12、shouldneveruse你不是说只有7个吗Dontyoumeanthereareonlyseven?是水手才会只有7个Notifyoureasailor13个13好多Thatsalotof脏话啊badwords行了小子们Okay,boys我要你们向我保证Iwantyoutopromiseme你们不会再讲那种话youllneverusethatwordagain我们保证Wepromise真高兴蟹老板告诉我们说IsureamgladMr.Krabstoldus我们讲的那话是脏话thatwordwewereusingwasabadword没错我也高兴Yeah,me,too因为我们这样有格调又见多
13、识广的人becauseclassysophisticateslikeus绝对不应该用粗话来玷污我们的嘴shouldnotstainourlipswithcursing确实Yeah,verily来玩一盘好玩益智的Nowletsplayanice,wholesomegameof鳗梯棋吧EelsandEscalators鳗梯棋：改自蛇梯棋天啊我最爱玩了Oh,boy,myfavorite加油啊小蜗还要新鞋子呢Comeon,Garyneedsanewpairofshoes鳗鱼Eels太可惜了海绵宝宝Toobad,SpongeBob你得骑鳗鱼了Yougottoridetheeel该死Darn轮我了Mytu
14、rn万岁Hooray扶梯Escalators跑上去Up,up,up加油Comeon扶梯Escalators又是鳗鱼Eelsagain轮我了Myturn扶梯Escalators扶梯Escalators鳗鱼Eels?扶梯Es-kee-lators这可是你最后的机会了海绵宝宝Well,thisisyourlastchance,SpongeBob你输了要是你又掷出鳗鱼来你就输了Ifyougeteelsagain,youlose扶梯Escalators扶梯Escalators鳗鱼Eels你说了11号♥脏话Yousaidnumber11我不是那意思Ididntmean你要理解理解我派大星Yo
15、ugottounderstand,Patrick我本来是要Iwastrying我想说的是WhatImeanttosaywas某些话就这么顺口而出了Somethingsjustslipout你要理解我啊Yougottounderstand放心海绵宝宝Dontworry,SpongeBob这我理解1understand蟹老板Mr.Krabs蟹老板Mr.Krabs等等别去派大星No,wait,Patrick派大星拜托你别告状Patrick,no,pleasedonttell可是你说了Butyousaid我要向蟹老板告你的状了NowmgoingtotellMr.Krabsonyou那也得等我先说Not
16、ifItellfirst我可以跑得比你快Icanrunfasterthanyou我们蟹堡王再见SeeyouattheKrustyKrab冰淇淋不要啊Oh,no蟹堡王蟹老板蟹老板蟹老板Mr.Krabs,Mr.Krabs,Mr.Krabs啥事啥事啥事What,what,what?派大星派大星派大星Patrick,Patrick,Patrick咋了咋了咋了Yes,yes,yes?他说了他说了他说了Hesaid,hesaid,hesaid有话快说小子Outwithit,boy我跟派大星本来在玩鳗梯棋MeandPatrickwereplayingEelsandEscalators他一直升上去andhew
17、asgoingup-up-up我就只能骑鳗鱼andIhadtoridetheeel然后我们就跑了起来andthenweran派大星就说出来了某些话andPatricksaidsomethings什么样的话Whatkindofthings?那个他说了Well,hesaid快说Yes?那个Well就是他说门尔说的我们不该说的话1.etsjustsayhesaidacertainwordthatyousaidheshouldntsay而这话刚好就是andthisparticularwordhappenstobe你说的我们不该说的13句话中的11号♥wordnumber11inalist
18、of13wordsthatyousaidshouldntbesaid对Right刚刚那说的是Whatwasthatpartaboutthe谁啊whonow?蟹老板蟹老板蟹老板Mr.Krabs,Mr.Krabs,Mr.Krabs他说了你说的我们不该说的话Hesaidthatwordyousaidweshouldntsay我现在要松开你们的嘴Nowmgoingtoletgoofyourlips等松开完andwhenIdo我要你们冷静说出你们想跟我说的事Iwantyoutocalmlytellmewhatyouseneedtotellme懂吗understand?他说了Hesaid我有没有听错Dom
19、yearsdeceiveme?你们应该要为此羞耻才对Youtwoshouldbeashamed扔垃圾时间到Timetotakeoutthetrash你们两个要学点教训Youtwoneedtobetaughtalesson本来还以为我都说清楚了IthoughtImadeitclear不准Never-就是不准说11号♥或者任何一号♥脏话and1meanneverusenumber11oranyofthe13badwords你们两个现在在这好好给我等着Now,thebothofyousewaitrighthere我去去就回llbeback我们会怎么样Whatsgoingt
20、ohappentous?我们可能会被打40大鞭子We,llprobablyget40lashes睫毛不会吧Oh,no对不起派大星msorry,Patrick蟹老板说得对Mr.Krabsisright那种话根本没有说出口的必要Theresnoneedforwordslikethat我也对不起海绵宝宝msorry,too,SpongeBob我们来发誓派大星1.etsmakeavow,Patrick从今天起我们一句脏话都不要说Fromthisdayforthafoulwordshallneverpassourlips我们要当好市民Wewillbegoodcitizens跟蟹老板一样的好市民justl
21、ikegoodoldMr.Krabs同意Agreed行了你们两个嘴臭的Allright,youtwofoulmouths作为对你们讲脏话污染了Aspunishmentforfoulingtheair我餐厅里:的彳l的惩罚inmerestaurantwithyourfoulwords你们要给蟹堡王youregoingtogivetheKrustyKrab全粉刷一遍afreshcoatofpaint从上到下都要fromtoptobottom我My的脚foot哪个What鬼才往马路geniusputa乱放rockina石头path不知道我脚CantyouseeIgota要踩这吗foothere五六七
22、Five,six,seven旁边靠个andwithasideof整个就一堆aheapinghelpingof还有一整船的andaboatloadof九Nine横行霸道crabbing十三个都齐了派大星Thatsall13,Patrick我们要找你妈告状蟹老板Weregoingtotellyourmom,Mr.Krabs求你们不要No,please不要跟我妈讲Notmymommy等等求你们不要跟我妈说Wait,pleasedonttellmemother她的小心脏会遭不住的Idontthinkherlittleoldheartcantakeit蟹妈妈MamaKrabs你们好啊Well,hello
23、there蟹妈妈他说rMamaKrabs,hesaid然后他又说了andthenhesaid接着再说andhesaid接着再说againandsaid再然后他就扯着嗓子大叫andthenhescreamedatthetopofhisvoice然后他andhe蟹妈妈他根本不放心上Mrs.Krabs,hedidntcare简直就是一股Suchastreamof我从前从来就没有听过这种话Ihaveneverheardinmydays老天爷啊Oh,dear我可怜的小心脏Mypoor,oldheart亲爰的老妈Dearmother那两个嘴臭的对你都干了些什么Whathavethesefoul-mouth
24、edheathensdonetoyou?你们两个应该感到羞耻Youtwoshouldbeashamed你们居然出口成脏让个老太太昏倒Makinganoldladyfaintwithyoursailortalk你们都应该感到羞耻Youshouldallbeashamed要是你们要像水手那样出口成脏Andifyouregoingtotalklikesailors那你们就得像水手那样好好干活thenyouregoingtoworklikesailors你们这些小捣蛋可以来领柠檬水了Iguessyouscalawagshaveearnedaglassoflemonade我的My脚foot老妈Mothe
25、r咋了What?声音是老头简金斯跟他那辆破车发的ItsoldmanJenkinsandhisjalopy蟹太太好Howdy,Mrs.K不知名的艺术家成人学习中心我老想有这么一天了HowIhavedreamedofthisday章鱼哥先生艺术教授Mr.Tentacles,ProfessorofArt献给裤头村居民们的大好机会WhatamarvelousopportunityforthepeopleofBikiniBottom把你们那群没事干的家庭主妇都带来Bringmeyourhuddledmassesofboredhousewives我要把她们塑造成我心中的大好形象andIwillshapet
26、heminmyimage我会名垂青史llgodowninhistory终有一天都会有座挂着我名字的楼Someday,therewillbeawingwithmynameonit建在全世界所有博物馆里inallthemuseumsoftheworld兄弟你这是在活动中心教艺术Dude,youreteachingartatthereccenter冷静点Calmdown没文化的垃圾废物Unculturedtrashurchin九点了9:00am该让同学们进来了Timetolettheclassin行了不想让他们继续等下去了Well,don,twanttokeepthemwaitinganylonge
27、r欢迎来上艺术课Welcometoartclass不是烹饪课吗Oh,isntthisCooking?抱歉Sorry嗨章鱼哥Hi,Squidward你也是来上这节艺术课的吗Areyoutakingthisartclass,too?海绵宝宝SpongeBob?来上艺术课Inartclass都别走Wait这是烹饪课ThisisCooking快回来Comeback你肯定是在逗我Youvegottobekidding太棒了Thisisgreat我跟你一起来上学Youandmeinschooltogether那老师在哪So,wherestheteacher?就在你眼前Yourelookingathim你就
28、是老师YouaretheTeacher就在我这学生眼前tomyPupi,?这根本不是艺术课Thisisntartclass简直就是天堂Itsheaven没错Yeah带点天堂走开始上课Grabalittlepieceofheavenandletsgetonwithit我准备好了章鱼哥老师mready,Mr.Tentacles那你是想当个艺术家吗海绵宝宝So,youwanttobeanartist,eh,SpongeBob?想Yes,please艺术可不全是嬉耍打闹Well,artisnotallfunandgames而是勤奋苫干It,salotofhardwork好的Okay首先跟我念First
29、,repeatafterme我没有才华Ihavenotalent我没有才华Ihavenotalent章鱼哥老师满腹才华Mr.Tentacleshasallthetalent章鱼哥老师满腹才华Mr.Tentacleshasallthetalent我有幸的话IfPmlucky也许可以沾点章鱼哥老师的才华someofMr.Tentaclestalentmayruboffonme我有幸的话Ifmlucky也许可以沾点才华老师的章鱼Mr.Talentwillrubhistentaclesonmyart随你便Whatever好了Okay既然你跟我说你先前没练过Sinceyouretellingmeyouh
30、avenopriortraining那就从零开始wellhavetostartfromsquareone也可以说是orshouldIsay从圆开始circleone我教得太快了吗海绵宝宝AmIgoingtoofastforyou,SpongeBob?这个怎么样章鱼哥Howsthis,Squidward?什Whatthe怎Howthe完美的圆Aperfectcircle?再画一遍Doitagain给我看你画的过程Showyourprocess那个Well首先画出来这个脑袋First,Idrawthishead然后再擦掉一点点细节ThenIerasedsomeofthemoredetailedfe
31、atures然后一二三Andone,two,three画了个圆acircle玩意thingy快给我Givemethat别管什么圆了Forgetthecircles不错章鱼哥Niceone,Squidward我来试试看1.etmetry章鱼哥你看1.ookey,Squidward是我跟你在玩跳山羊Itsyouandmeplayingleapfrog下面那个是你Thatsyouonthebottom快给我Givemethat跳山羊跟艺术半毛钱关系都没Thereisnothingartisticaboutleapfrog你这又是在干什么Whatareyoudoingnow?这个叫做小碎屑Icalli
32、trippybits拿一堆碎纸屑来Youtakeabunchofold,ripped-uppaper画出来幅画andmakeanewpictureoutofit看见没See这回你在Youreontop上this面time你到底还学不学艺术Doyouwanttolearnartornot?对不起章鱼哥msorry,Squidward我会认真听的lllisten好了海绵宝宝Allright,SpongeBob给我全神贯注Paycloseattention看着大理石1.ookatyourmarble构思出它内在的雕塑的模样Visualizethesculpturewithin再轻轻地Thengent
33、ly这个怎么样章鱼哥Howsthis.Squidward?好美啊It,sbeautiful我是说Imean这根本算不上雕塑Thisisntasculpture要雕出好雕塑就要花Agoodsculpturetakes更多时间moretime不能一下子就马上雕好Youcantjustsculptwilly-nilly必须要照着书本上的做Youvegottogobythebook艺术的规矩照着规矩去做followtherules否则你就不可能越过Otherwiseyoullnevergetpast这种业余阶段amateurhourhere并且你鼻子也雕错rBesides,yougotthenosew
34、rong好了There这才叫艺术Nowitsart这都明摆着了Itssoobvious我从来没想过得那样Iwouldhaveneverthoughtofthat对不起章鱼哥msorry,Squidward我来这学艺术Icameheretolearn却傲慢地顶撞了你的课and1arrogantlyshunnedyourlessons我没办法成为像你一样伟大的艺术家1Ineverbeagreatartistlikeyou我不配让你来教我Idontdeserveyourtutoring我不配出现在你面前Idontdeservetobeinyourpresence我甚至都不配用你的门Idonteven
35、deservetouseyourdoors你好啊Hello,there我只配这样ButIdiddeservethat还有这样Ideservedthat,too我也只配这样And1deservethis垃圾场午安先生Goodday,sir不好意思下课了Sorry,classisdismissed你来太迟了Youretoolate真抱歉我失礼了Ibegyourpardon,butdforgottenmymanners我叫钱袋蒙蒂MynameisMontyP.Moneybags世界知名的艺术收藏家Theworld-famousartcollector?独一无二Theoneandonly你来这有何贵十
36、Well,whatareyoudoinghere?我在做大采购monashoppingspree给我新开的博物馆买♥♥艺术品buyingartformynewmuseum你不用再去找了Yoursearchisover我正是裤头村最伟大的艺术家IamBikiniBottomsgreatestartiste这个叫做章鱼哥的化身IcallthisoneSquidwardinRepose我I觉得这玩意跟我的其他藏品会不搭dontthinkthatwillfitinwiththeotherpiecesinmycollection为什么Whynot?因为我那都是艺术藏品Beca
37、useitsanartcollection这个怎么样Howaboutthisone?这个叫做大胆创造IcallitBoldandBrash应该得叫垃圾创造MorelikeBelongsintheTrash抱歉Sorry我肯定是忘了清理掉这份了Imusthavemissedthatone我怕是得要MaybeIshouldbe这是什么Whatisthat?先别Wait,wait那个不是Thatsnot是Its,uh天使一样的形体Angelicform精妙无比的细节Amazingdetail恰到好处的和谐Perfectcensorship这就是天才的杰作Thisistheworkofatruegen
38、ius哎哟Hello?这啥玩意Whatsthis?这是唯一的缺陷Thisistheonlyflaw这还差不多Thatsmorelikeit我必须要找到做出这个的艺术家Isimplymustfindtheartistresponsible他会拥有名声Heshallhavefame名声Fame财富Fortune财富Fortune期望得到的任何东西Anythinghisheartdesires任何东西Anything?就是我Itsme我雕出来的mresponsible我能预见到Icanseeitnow你名字会出现在全世界最著名的博物馆Yournameintheworldsmostprestigiou
39、smuseums我要让你名垂千古Iamgoingtomakeyouimmortal现在Now,uh帮我把这个抬到车上helpmegetthisinthecar我需要来人都个忙Icouldusealittlehelp我的名声Myfame我的财富Myfortune我的头发Myhair这可真是有点倒霉Well,that,sabitofbadluckrightthere不过But对你这种伟大的艺术家应当不成问题thisshouldntbeaproblemforanartistofyourmagnitude可以马上再雕另外一个Youcanwhipupanotherone没错Yeah没问题Noproble
40、m我跟你说你别传出去Youknow,betweenyouandme我发挥最佳的作品可不是这个thisisntmybestwork要不你明天过来吧Whydontyoucomebacktomorrow到时候我保证有东西能让你惊掉袜子andIllhavesomethingthatwillreallyknockyoursocksoff我跟你说我没穿袜子Betweenyouandme,mnotwearingsocks没错没穿袜子Yeah,nosocks那行明天见Okay,seeyoutomorrow再见Bye我得找到海绵宝宝vegottofindSpongeBob垃圾场海绵宝宝SpongeBob海绵宝宝
41、SpongeBob海绵宝宝SpongeBob你走吧章鱼哥Goaway,Squidward我配不上你的一片好心Idontdeserveyourkindness打起精神来Cheerup我决定要再给你一次机会Ihavedecidedtogiveyouanotherchance有我这样的良师在一切皆有可能Why,withagreatteacherlikeme,anythingispossible别看我了章鱼哥Dontlookatme,Squidward这都是耻辱Dontlookatmyshame这两只手就不能用来创造Thesehandswerentmeanttocreate只能毁灭Theyonlyde
42、stroy我都没法直视Icantlookatthem没事海绵宝宝Comeon,SpongeBob你已经有双可爱的小黄手了Youvegotyourselfapairofyellowdandieshere有我帮忙就会变成创造美的工具andwithmyhelp,we,llturnthemintotoolsofbeauty真的吗Really?真的Really真的吗Really?真的Really真的吗Really?真的Really真的吗Really?走吧1.etsgo章鱼哥你看Squidward,look是大胆创造ItsoldBoldandBrash快给我Givemethat好了海绵宝宝Okay,Spo
43、ngeBob做你之前做过的就行Justdowhatyoudidbefore我不行Icant等下Wait,wait我来帮你一把1.etmehelp我们再来从圆开始1.etsstartwiththecircleagain好了章鱼哥Ididit,Squidward可是But,but脑袋呢whataboutthehead还有擦掉andtheerasing还有andthe,the我都不知道章鱼哥Idontknow,Squidward那玩意没写在书上Thatstuffsnotinthebook艺术的规矩那这个呢Howaboutthis,huh?记不记得Remember?这玩意也没写在书上Thatsnotinthebookeither不要管什么书了Forgetaboutthebook这可真是乱海绵宝宝1.o
