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1、早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公还书风波小鸭子农场小鸭子给番茄浇完了水Andwhenliduckyfinishedwateringthetomatoes便叫嘎嘎hewent,quack,quack!小猪便叫哼哼Andthepiggywent,oink,oink!牛妈妈叫起了眸Andmamacowwasall,moo!然后农场里所有动物都长生不老了Andthenalltheanimalsonthefarmlivedforever.讲完了Theend.小鸭子农场越看越好看Liduck
2、ysfarmgetsbettereverytime.对吧格斯先生Dontit,Mr.Gus?天才叔公你现在应该UncleGrandpa,Ithinkit,stime去图书馆把书还回去了youreturnedthatbooktothelibrary.要还小鸭了农场Returnliducky,sfarm?!给个合适的理由Givemeonegoodreason.你已经连续看了三百遍了Youjustreadit300timesinarow.并且社区里一定也会有不少孩子Also,msurethereareplentyofchildreninthecommunity很想看那本书里的故事whowouldlo
3、vetoreadthatstory.理由挺合适Well,thatsaprettygoodreason.弹出公共图书馆还书处需要帮忙吗先生CanIhelpyou,sir?好Yeah.我要归还这本书mjustreturningthisbook.先生这本书已经逾期一周了Sir,thisbookisaweekoverdue.对那又怎么了Yeah.So,what?逾期费总共So,thelatefeeis.一毛二12cents.一毛二12cents?!一毛二12cents.我的天啊Geez,Louise.先失陪一下Excusemeforonemoment.天啊天啊天啊Oh,man,oh,man,oh,ma
4、n.我得上哪去取一毛二WheretheheckamIgonnagetmyhandson12cents?会害我坐牢的Theyllthrowmeinjail.要是我能穿越时空IfonlyIcouldtravelbackintime叫自己提前一周把书还回去就好了andtellmyselftoreturnthatbookaweekearlier.等等还真能Wait.Ican!有我可靠的时光机手表就行了Withmytrustytimemachinewatch.这可是我明年的圣诞礼物IgotitasagiftnextChristmas.目的地两周前Destinationtwoweeksago.两周前然后拖
5、拉机叫Andthenthetractorwent轧轧轧轧轧,chugga,chugga,chugga,chugga,chugga!天才叔公必须马上把书UncleGrandpa,wegottogetthatbook归还给图书馆backtothelibraryrightnow!不行我还没看完呢Noway!mnotdonewithityet.话说回来你算什么人Whodoyouthinkyouare,anyway?我是来自未来的你如果你不听我话myoufromthefuture,andifyoudontlistentome我们就会背负逾期费rweregonnahavealatefeeonourhand
6、s.谢谢提醒不过这书一周后才到期Thanks,buttheduedatesstillawholeweekaway.好这样的话Oh,well,inthatcase就一起来看小鸭了吧weshouldreadlil,duckytogether.好Okay.两周后小鸭子越看越好看Liduckygetsbettereverytime.我知道对吧Iknow.Right?最好现在就去归还给图书馆Well,webettergetthisthingbacktothelibrarynow.对啊我都忘了Oh,right.Iforgotaboutthat.抱歉这本书已经逾期一周了Sorry,butthisbookis
7、aweekoverdue.逾期费总共一毛二Thelatefeeis12cents.一毛二12cents?!看吧早提醒过你会出事See?Itoldyouthiswouldhappen.天啊我早该听你话的Aw,man.Ishouldhavelistenedtoyou.我能找你借一毛二吗Yougot12centsIcanborrow?不能我是未来的你记得吗No!myoufromthefuture,remember?对Right.不过我跟你说还是可以补救Butlisten-wecanstillfixthis.我们只要穿越回到过去Allswegottodoistravelbacktothepast说服我
8、们及时把书还回去andconvinceourselftoturninthatbookontime.天才叔公我真是个天才UncleGrandpa,magenius.谢了Thanks.我们出发吧Now,Iet,sgo!两周前谷仓附近散养的小火鸡叫Andthelibarnyardturkeygoes土鸡土鸡土鸡turkey,turkey,turkey!,天才叔公UncleGrandpa!没时间解释了Notimetoexplain.马上把书给我Handmethatbooknow!是吗就你一个能拿我怎么办Oh,yeah?Youandwhatarmy?还有我这伙人Thisarmy.快给我们Giveitto
9、us!救命格斯先生Help,Mr.Gus!小鸭子农场要让人拿走了Theyretakingawaylil,duckysfarm.虽然我挺想帮忙可我在开车Iwouldhelp,butmdriving.住手Stop!好既然撕坏了就归你们了Fine!Takeit,nowthatit,sruined!至少还回去还来得及Atleastit,sstillontime.快回图书馆去吧Now,let,sgobacktothelibrary.请安静看好戏去了Igottoseethis.还书还书还书还书Return!Return!Return!Return!还书Retuuuuuuurn!我们要归还这本书Wedlik
10、etoreturnthis.两位天才叔公我们不用付逾期费rUnclegrandpas,ourlate-feeproblemissolved.恐怕这本书已经损坏了mafraidthisbookisdamaged.总共十二块Thatllbe$12.十二块$12?!你们没撕坏的话就只要付一毛二了Itwouldhavebeen12centsifyouhadntrippedit.你一开始就应该准时把书还回去的Well,maybeyoushouldhaveturneditinontimeinthefirstplace.对Yeah!你算什么人Whodoyouthinkyouare,huh?是吗Oh,yeah
11、?你从来不出去倒垃圾Andyounevertakeoutthetrash!是吗Oh,yeah?你是谁Whoareyou?我是来自未来的你们任myouthreefromthefuture.等一下Holdonasec.如果你是我他也是我lfyouremeandhesme那这位是谁whotheheckisthisguy?你You.好吧Okay.听我说唯一可以解决问题的办法1.isten,theonlywaywecansolvethisproblem就是穿越回去阻止自己isifwegobackintimeandstopourselves一开始把书借出去fromevercheckingthatbooko
12、utinthefirstplace.好Okay.三周前公共图书馆小鸭子农场小鸭子农场Liduckysfarm.我要借这本书msogonnacheckthisoneout不行你休想Oh,no,youaint!童书区抓住他Gethim!天才叔公分头行动Unclegrandpas,split!把书交出来Handoverthatbook!小说给我那本书Givemethatbook!不要No!抱歉Sorry.青少年吸血鬼小说同人文给我们那本书Giveusthatbook!秃头特♥供♥书不要No!小鸭71.iducky!你在哪小鸭子Whereareyou,lil,ducky?激
13、光束不错激光束Oh,cool.Laserbeams.不好了激光束Oh,no!Laserbeams!把书交出来Giveusthebook!防卫术不对Nope.该死Dang.小鸭子Liducky.还好我们戴头盔了Goodthingwe,rewearinghelmets.不对不对Nope.Nope.可怕摩托事故不对Nope.你在这啊Thereyouare.我想借出这本dliketocheckoutthisb-你先别急Notsofast.还给我Giveitback!不要No!相信我千万别借出那本书Justtrustme.Dontcheckoutthatbook.没人可以命令我Nobodytellsme
14、whattodo.我更不可以.especiallyme.我想借这本书dliketocheckthisout.天才叔公UncleGrandpa!其他几位天才叔公说得对Theotherunclegrandpaswereright我可以证明andIcanproveit这是来自未来的视频Thisisvideofromthefuture内容是你把书借出去showingwhathappenswhenyoucheckoutthatbook没及时还的后果anddontreturnitontime.这本书逾期一周了Thisbookisaweekoverdue.逾期费是一毛二Thelatefeeis12cents
15、.一毛二12cents!谢谢你们警告我Thanksforwarningme,guys.这卜.我知道这本书要放到Iknowexactlywherethatbookbelongs.垃圾堆里Inthetrash.还书籍这卜.我们都达成了一项共识Well,theresonethingwecanallagreeon.绝对不要再进那家图书馆Weareneversettingfootinthatlibrary.Everagain.说的没错天才叔公Youcansaythatagain,UncleGrandpa.再说一遍这下我们都达成了一项共识Well,there,sonethingwecanallagreeo
16、n.绝对不要再进那家图书馆Weareneversettingfootinthatlibrary,everagain!你们好Hey,yall.我要去图书馆借书m-aheadovertothelibrarytocheckoutabook.你们要一起来吗Youguyswanttocome?好Okay!有人提到小奇迹了吗Didsomebodysay,tinymiracle?没有Nope.没什么事Nah,weregood.售罄本周六晚上在市政大舞台ThisSaturdaynight,atthecivicarena即将上演万众瞩目的itstheoutrageouscomedyspecial爆笑喜剧特别节目
17、theworldhasbeenwaitingfor.大家好Hey,yall.智人都怎么一回事Whattheheckisgoingonwithhomosapiens?这里是格斯先生直播秀ItsMr.Guslive!格斯先生直播秀恐龙统治地球的时代生活属实不易Whendinosaursrantheplanet,wehadrealproblems摔进焦油坑fallingintarpits冰箱尺寸的蚊子mosquitoesthesizeofrefrigerators在喷发的火山前边打架fightingeachotherinfrontofexplodingvolcanoes.现在智人们到处跑Nowyou
18、gothomosapiensrunningaround刷他们的破手♥机♥flippingtheirdangflip-phones.马文你收到我短♥信♥了吗Hey,Marvin,didyougetmytextmessage?很好笑因为特真实Itsfunnycauseit,strue!翼龙在哪Wheremydactylsat?这场爆笑卖♥♥座秀绝对不容错过Itstheoutrageous,sold-outshowyouwontwanttomiss.格斯先生直播秀我就说小妹AndIwasall,dang,girl!我
19、自从白垩纪就没看过这种发型了Ihaventseenahairstylelikethatsincethecretaceousperiod.无意冒犯Nooffense.就是那小妹长得Imean,thisgirlwaslike格斯先生Mr.Gus!格斯先生Mr.Gus!格斯先生格斯先生Mr.Gus!Mr.Gus!我要上厕所Igottogopotty.天才叔公夜间秀现在好莱怪碗现场直播Andnow,livefromthehollyweirdbowl这里是天才叔公夜间秀it,saneveningwithUncleGrandpa.格斯先生我们厕纸用光了Mr.Gus!Werealloutoftoiletpaper!真是太好吃了Thatwasquitedelicious.
