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1、你在逗我吗”我先来的“滚蛋吧Areyoukidding?Iwasherefirst?Getlost!我们先来的Wewereherefirst.但我们已经订好这个场地了Butwerescheduledforthistimeonthisfield.得了这不是大人在孩子面前应该展现的样子Okay,thisisnowayforadultstoactinfrontofchildren.你们不仅是教练也是榜样Yourenotonlycoaches,yourealsorolemodels.我真不觉得他能称得上是教练Iwouldhardlycallwhathedoescoaching.哇真是个好榜样啊Wow.
2、Excellentrolemodeling.显然女孩们的队伍没有地方训练Apparently,thegirlsteamdoesnothaveafieldassignedtothemforpractice,而男孩的队伍有buttheboys,teamdoes.不行在我监视卜.就不行No.Notonmywatch.每个小孩都有玩耍的权利Everychildhastherighttoplay,不管这项运动多无聊nomatterhowboringthesport.好的今天能不能先和女孩子们分享场地呢Okay.Couldyoujustsharethefieldwiththegirlstoday,plea
3、se?我才是女孩的教练她是男孩的教练mthegirlscoach.She,stheboys,coach.哦好吧抱歉Oh.Okay.Sorry.这是性别歧视Thatssexist.不不是-是啊有点No,itsnot.-Yeah.Itkindofis.好的不如今天男孩子们先用场地Okay,whydonttheboystakethefieldtoday.我保证给女孩子们AndthenIwillmakesurethatthegirlsget在周末之前找到地方练习aplacetopracticebytheendoftheweek.二者小美女就是LeSlieKnope的承诺Andthat,littlela
4、dy,isaLeslieKnopepromise!我是个男孩maboy.好是因为我没和你讲话Good.Yeah.CauseIwasnttalkingtoyou.我在和你讲话你是个女孩对吧Iwastalkingtoyou.Youreagirl,right?是Yeah.是她Yeah.She.公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第17集第2季第17集信来了Maishere.嘿-怎么回事啊Hey.-Nowwhat?Jerry你把汤全倒在我信上了你个混♥蛋♥Jerry!Yougotsoupalloverourmail!Youjerk.哦天哪是IOW奖项办公室的信封Oh,myG
5、od.ItsanenvelopefromtheIOWAwardsOffice!都别吓坏了Nobodyfreakout!你们知道这意味着什么吗Doyouknowwhatthismeans?我是Pawnee年度女性IamPawneesWomanoftheYear!IOW是印第安纳妇女协会TheIOWistheIndianaOrganizationofWomen.我9岁开始就是这个协会的付费会员Ihavebeenadues-payingmembersinceIwasnine.每年他们会选择一位女性Andeveryyear,theychooseonewoman作为DorothyEvertonSmyth
6、e女性授权奖的获奖者towintheDorothyEvertonSmytheFemaleEmpowermentAward.赢得是每个女孩的梦想Winningiseverygirlsdream.但这是我的宿命Butit,smydestiny.也是我的梦想Andmydream.你能念一下吗拜托我的女士们在哪Canyoureadit,please?Wherearemyladiesat?来吧Herewego.,I0W荣幸宣布今年的TheI.0.W.IsproudtoannouncethisyearsDorothyEvertonSmythe女性授权奖获得者RonaldSwansonDorothyEver
7、tonSmytheFemaleEmpowermentAwardwinner-RonaldSwanson.哈哈好的挺好笑的Ha-ha.Okay,prettyfunny.这上写着RonaldSwanson-啥不不不它没写ItsaysRonaldSwanson.-What?No,no.No,itdoesnt.我那.不那.啥？1.that.no.That.what?他们只颁给女性的啊Theyonlyhonorwomen.Ron可是女性的反义词AndRonstheoppositeofawoman.发生什么了What,sgoingon?看起来你是呃Pawnee年度女性YourePawnee,sWomano
8、ftheYear,itlookslike.嗯确实该轮到我了Well,itsabouttime.不不不No,no,no.他们显然犯了某种错误Theyveobviouslymadesomesortofmistake.我的好事啊Bullyforme!祝贺你RonCongratulations,Ron.是啊祝贺你祝贺Yeah,congratulations.-Congrats.挺激动的-这好棒啊Itsveryexciting.-Thatsawesome.奖项都很蠢Awardsarestupid,所以我完全需要拒绝这个荒唐的奖项whichiswhyIfullyintendtodeclinethisnon
9、sense,推荐颁给Leslie因为她工作很努力而我没有andrecommenditgotoLesliebecausesheworksreallyhard,andIdont.但是她太过关心这些无聊的事情However,shecareswaytoomuchaboutcraplikethis,所以我不能错过这个戏弄她的机会whichiswhyIcan,tpassupthisopportunitytoteaseheraboutit.我们不能整天站在这祝贺我Well,wecantstandaroundalldaycongratulatingme得到了一个来自啥倒霉女性组织的奖项onreceivinga
10、nawardfromsomelousywomensorganization.回去工作吧各位Backtowork,everyone.蛇洞酒吧嘿Freddy好消息你的酒类执照审查搞搞了哟Hey,Freddy.Goodnews!Yourliquorlicenserenewalgotgot,yo.你这是啥意思Whatdoyoumeanbythat?我给你争取到了酒类委员会的临时批准Igotyoutemporaryapprovalfromtheliquorboard等待全面授权和理事会审查pendingfull-boardauthorizationandcouncilreview.搞搞Gotgot.谢谢
11、太感谢了Thankyou.Thankyousomuch.别着急你知道蛇洞是我最喜欢的Pawnee热门场所Noworries.YouknowtheSnakeholesmyfavoritePawneehotspot.我希望有点能开一间自己的俱乐部Iwanttoopenupmyowncluboneday.可能叫做什么”俱乐部乐个部”MaybecallitsomethinglikeClub-a-Dub-Dub或者”俱乐部水艇”有点儿潜水艇主题的俱乐部orTheClubmarine,sortofasubmarine-themedclub.或者Tom的小酒馆”“小酒馆”这个词档次高屎了OrTom,sBis
12、tro.Thewordbistroisclassyasshit.Tom我们在找几个像你一样的高质量人才成为部分所有者Tom,wearelookingforafewtop-qualityguyslikeyourselftobecomepart-owners.像你这样的家伙有你的政♥治♥关系Aguylikeyou,withyourpoliticalconnections,我觉得你会是很好的资产Ithinkyoudmakeagreatasset.我同意这就是我进人公共服务事业的原因帮助我自己Iagree.ThatswhyIgotintopublicservice.Tohe
13、lpme.好的一份一万刀周五交钱Allright.$10,000ashare.IneedthemoneybyFriday.一万刀一笔小钱$10,000.Thatschumpchange.我会带着一万刀周五来见IwillseeyouFridaywith$10,000.好的合伙人Allright,partner.我就不理解为啥IOW会把那个奖给RonIjustdontgetwhytheIOWwouldgivethatawardtoRon.是挺扫兴的Yeah,it,sabummer.一他不是个女的One,hesnotawoman.而他们在信里提到雅典娜野营计划Andtwo,theymentioned
14、theCampAthenaprojectinthatletter.那是我的项目我开始的是我的智慧结晶Thatsmyproject1startedthat.Itwasmybrainchild.为什么Ron会给问题少女搞一个野营呢WhywouldRonstartacampfortroubledgirls?他不会吗-就是啊Hewouldn,t?-Exactly.我值得获奖那个奖是我的不是他的是我的1deservethataward.Thatawardismine.Nothis.Itsmine.你知道你该怎么做吗Youknowwhatyoushoulddo?我知道我已经搞了个列表Iknow,Ialre
15、adystartedalist.”写一封电邮给巴拉克奥巴马Writeane-mailtoBarackObama.”把自己所在办公室尖叫直到失声”LockmyselfinmyofficeandscreamuntilIlosemyvoice.目前就这两条ThatsallIhavesofar.我想建议你可能就去跟他聊聊Iwasgonnasuggestmaybeyoujustgoandtalktohim.如果不聊只会让你更加不满Youreonlygonnagetmoreresentfulifyoudont.嗯Hmm.嘿Ann好Hey,Ann.How.AnnAnn.我现在有一肚子话要跟你说1haveso
16、muchIneedtotellyourightnow.嘿AnnLeSIie想跟你聊一会儿Hey,Ann.Lesliewouldliketotalktoyouforamoment.这没事吧好Isthatallright?Good.Jean-RalphioJean-Ralphio.T大人模狗样啊大侄砸BigT!Whatitdo,nephew?Jean-Ralphio我有个热门投资机会Jean-Ralphio,Ihaveahotinvestmentopportunity说出来会让你一蹦三尺thatyouaregonnawannajumpallover.来讲讲吧老爹Hitmewithit,daddy.
17、蛇洞会所TheSnakeholeLounge.听说过Heardofit.在寻找投资人Islookingforinvestors.不是吧昨天如果你问我的话Noway.Yesterday,ifyouwouldhaveaskedme,我会说不但感谢上帝Iwouldvesaidno,butthankGod,我爷爷刚刚死了所以我mygrandfatherjustdied,soIam*富得流油*a-flushwithcash!太棒我有四千块只需要你搞定6个kAwesome.Ihave4,000bucks.AllIneedyoutodoiskickinsixG,s.6个k-然后你和我就是Pawnee最热夜店
18、的部分合伙人了SixGs.-AndthenyouandIarepart-ownersofthehottestnightclubinPawnee.还有抱歉听到你祖父的噩耗Also,sorryaboutyourgrandpa.没事他是个混♥蛋♥但情况是Noworries.Hewasadick.Heresthething.我能搞定5个k这该够了对吧IcankickinfiveG,s.Thatshouldbeenough,right?不这不够啊我刚刚说了我需要6个kNo,itsnotenough.IjustsaidIneedsixGs.你的信托基金呢Whataboutyou
19、rtrustfund?我父母修正了Myparentshaditamended.我50岁之前啥也拿不到简直是是浪费Idontgetanythinguntilm50,whichisawaste,因为那时我会是哥斯达黎加的亿万富翁causemgonnabeabillionaireinCostaRicabythen,吃海豚肉跟女歌♥手拍拖eatingdolphinsandhangingoutwithladysingers.不是大事坐稳了我来搞定It,snotahugedeal.Justsittight.lltakecareofit.你想跟我回家吗Youwannacomehomewithm
20、e?你不是在淑女鞋店上班吗DontyouworkatLadyFootLocker?你看如果你不交房♥租1.ook,ifyourenotgonnapayrent,至少把碗洗了吧atleastcleanupyourdishes.讲完了没Isthatall?没还有味道之袋是个有趣的实验但得停下了No.Also,TheBagofSmellswasafunexperiment,butithastostop.别啊不我们终于有点认真的结果了Comeon!No.Werefinallystartingtogetseriousresults.Andy哥们我爱你但表现好点要不就搬出去Andy,dude
21、,Iloveyou,butshapeupormoveout.发生什么了-我乐队的吉他手把我搞疯了他真是个控制狂Whatsgoingon?-Theguitaristfrommybandisdrivingmecrazy.Hessuchacontrolfreak.”那个壁炉不能用AndyThatsnotaworkingfireplace,Andy.别把电♥话♥留言写墙上AndyStopwritingphonemessagesonthewall,Andy.“哥们认真的我爱你Dude,seriously,Iloveyou”但不要在后院挖那个诡异的洞了”butstopdiggi
22、ngthatweirdholeinthebackyard.老鼠耗子要解散了吗IsMouseRatgonnabreakup?呃我们不叫老鼠耗子了我们改回名字叫扭轴Well,werenotMouseRatanymore.WechangedittoTackleshaft.哦Oh.我还是自己去搞个地方住吧Ishouldjustgetmyownplace.你应该我会帮你Youshould.llhelpyou.你可以帮我吗-是会很好玩Youcanhelpme?-Yeah,that,dbefun.APriI你就像是没有翅膀的天使April,yourelikeanangelwithnowings.所以就是个人
23、吗So,like,aperson?嘿信封里是什么Hey.Whatsintheenvelope?没啥Nothing.你想见我Youwantedtoseeme?我觉得IOW的Pawnee分部可能犯了个错误IthinkthePawneeChapteroftheIOWhasmadealittlemistake.真的吗你是说一个女性组织犯了个错误吗Really?Youresayingawomensorganizationmadeamistake?我像你一样惊讶Iwasassurprisedasyouwere.但事实是他们只把这个奖颁给女性Butthefactis,theyonlygivethatawar
24、dtowomen.唔信里写的肯定是RonSwansonHmm.Well,itdefinitelysaidRonSwansonintheletter.是但它也提到了我的露营项目Yeah,butitalsomentionedmycampproject.啊是的西那露营Yes.CampXena.雅典娜雅典娜露营Athena.CampAthena.你连名字都没搞清Youdontevenknowthename.我几乎搞定了已经很接近了Ialmostgotit.Iwasprettyclose.没有No.听着LeSlie你的工作1.ook,Leslie,yourjob,你很擅长而且给我长脸whichyoure
25、greatat,ismakingmelookgood.很明显你做得很好Whichyouveclearlydonewell因为我要得奖了对吧becausemgettinganaward.Right?是啊-感到自豪吧Yeah.-Beproudofyourself你值得一个奖项Youdeserveanaward.当然不是这个这个是我的Notthisone,obviously,thisonebelongstome,但什么其他的奖其他没这公重要的奖butsomeotherone.Someotherlesseraward.如果换位思考你得到了奖项Andiftheshoewereontheotherfoot
26、andyouwontheaward,我也会祝贺你的Iwouldvecongratulatedyou.祝贺你Ron你说什么Congratulations,Ron.-Whatsthat?你听见了Youheardme.你保证周末前给女孩子们找场地的Youpromisedthegirlsafieldbytheendofthisweek.这是男人的世界Winston习惯就好Well,itsamansworld,Winston.Getusedtoit.我就是个男人啊maman.你知道你该找谁吗RonSwansonYouknowwhoyoushouldtalkto?RonSwanson.他可是得了奖的人&h
27、earts;民♥公仆He,sanaward-winningpublicservant.他是会帮你的那个人He,stheguythatsgonnahelpyouout.进去吧Gooninthere.怎么回事啊Ron有人要进来了Excuseme?Ron,someone,scomingin.你好LeSlie说我该进来Hi.LesliesaidIshouldcomeoverhere.如果你的工作不被承认为啥还要做呢Ifyoudontgetcreditforyourwork,whybotherdoingit?因为我爱啊BecauseIloveit!但我要证明一个观点Butmgoingtom
28、akeapoint!这张贵宾卡让您独享一生.难得的投资机会ThisVIPcardgivesyouexclusiveaccesstotheinvestmentopportunityofalifetime.何地多功能房♥间F何时下午三点Where?MultipurposeRoomF.When?3:00p.m.着装要求可选正式正如生活Dresscode?Blacktieoptional.Justlikelife.嘿你想见我吗Hey,youwantedtoseeme?是是稍等一下Yes,yes.Justhangononesecond.宫内节育器我在给I.U.D.奖项正餐项目拍官方照mdo
29、ingmyofficialportraitfortheIUDAwardsDinnerProgram.是IOWI0W.不这个拍照环节完全不是官方的No,thisportraitisnotofficialinanyway.我自己付钱请的mpayingforitmyself.你需要我吗Didyouneedme?因为这里有人确实是在干活的Becausesomeofusactuallydoworkaroundhere.干一些经常不被颁奖的活Workthatoftengoesunrewarded.我需要你的意见Ineedyouropinion.哪一样东西在这个照片中更代表女性Whichoftheseobj
30、ectsmostrepresentswomenforthisportrait?这个锅Apot?还是这个副主任芭比OrthisDeputyDirectorBarbie?不可爱吗她有一个小手提箱*个手♥机♥Isntitadorable?Shesgotalittlebriefcase,hercellphone.“我要帮我老板赢个奖哦”,mgoingtohelpmybosswinanaward.足球队的排期冲突怎么样rHowstheschedulingconflictwiththesoccerteamsgoing?搞定了对吧Takecareofthat,didyou?没扔给
31、Donna了Nope.PassedthebucktoDonna.这不像是我想象中获奖者的态度啊Thatsnotreallytheattitudedexpectfromanawardwinner.所有我做的事情就是获奖者做的EverythingIdoistheattitudeofanawardwinner因为我获奖了becausevewonanaward.所以你在找什么样的地方呢So,whatkindofplaceareyoulookingfor?我能付差不多每月300块Icanafford,like,300bucksamonth.我总想要一个叫做Ernie的门卫那会很棒或者KippIvealw
32、ayswantedadoormannamedErnie.That,dbeawesome.OrKipp.我对此很随意mprettyflexibleonthat.这是个好房♥子是座都铎公♥馆♥Here,sagreatone.ItsaTudormansion.七个房♥间四个卫生间有网球场Itsgotsevenrooms,fourbathrooms.Itsgotatenniscourt,游泳池和三车位的车♥库♥apoolandathree-cargarage.什么What?然后一个月只要两万刀然后在芝加哥Andit,s
33、only$20,000amonth.AnditsinChicago.啊Ah!很接近了几乎就完美了Thatclose!Itwasalmostperfect.实际上有几个很酷的地方Actually,thereareacoupleofcoolplacesinhere.我们去看看吧-现在吗1.etsgolookatthem!-Now?开路-好1.etsroll.-Okay.感谢各位今日的参与Thankyouallsomuchforjoiningmetoday.我有两个问题Ihavetwoquestionsforyou.第一一生难得的投资机会你准备好了吗One,areyoureadyfortheinve
34、stmentopportunityofalifetime?二你们谁装了心脏起搏器或者有癫痫病史Andtwo,doanyofyouhavepacemakersorahistoryofepilepsy?是的我都有有谁吗没有吗Yes,both.-Anybody?No?都有好的Both.-Allright.女士们1.adies!Jay-Z.Rihanna.AudrinaPatridge.Jay-Z.Rihanna.AudrinaPatridge.JonGosselin.LadyGaga.Snooki.JonGosselin.LadyGaga.Snooki.这些是真人吗Aretheserealpeopl
35、e?CashWarren和DennisRodmanCashWarrenandDennisRodman.这些只是希望能投资Pawnee最热俱乐部的名流中的几个但他们都不行ThesearejustafewofthecelebritiesthatwishtheycouldinvestinPawneeshottestclub.Buttheycant.而你可以只需要一点小钱区区Andyoucan.Forthesmallpriceofonlyone,one,one,千千千块块块thousand,thousand,thousanddollars,dollars,dollars!唯一的问题是谁会是我的合伙人T
36、heonlyquestionis,who,sgonnabemypartner?Mark我在跟你说DOnna我在跟你说Mark,mtalkingtoyou!Donna,mtalkingtoyou!Jerry我在跟你说Mark我在跟你说Jerry!mtalkingtoyou!Mark!mtalkingtoyou!26个证书徽章缎带奖杯奖牌和其他杂项Twenty-sixcertificates,plaques,ribbons,trophies,medalsandmiscellany证明我是那种certifyingthatIamthekindofperson成就值得被认可的人whodeservesre
37、cognitionforherachievements.你有什么呢RonWhatdoyouhave,Ron?我有那个DorOthy爰玩屯杀马特女孩奖IhavetheDorothyEveryTimeSmurfGirlTrophy为了女性什么的卓越表现forexcellenceinfemalestuff.DorothyEvertonSmythe对天发誓我会DorothyEvertonSmythe.IsweartoGod,Iwould.1.eslie1.eslie.你继续之前先读一下这个Beforeyoucontinue,pleasereadthis.又一个组织承认你没做过的工作了吗Anothero
38、rganizationgivingyoucreditforsomethingyoudidntdo?我RonSwanson认为I,RonSwanson,recognizethatLeslieKnope应该获得IOW奖LeslieKnopeshouldhavereceivedtheIOWAward”由于她的勤恳工作forallthehardworkshehasdone,”尤其是雅典娜营的工作especiallyfortheCampAthenaproject.”但在我看来However,inmyopinion,”她过于在乎这些机构的满足”sheisfartooconcernedwithinstitu
39、tionalgratification.不我没有No,mnot.”所以我准备让她吊一下So,Iamgoingtoletherdangle”来告诉她奖项都是狗屎”inordertoshowherthatawardsarebullcrap.行啦Leslie你知道我不是性别歧视我爱女强人Comeon,Leslie,youknowmnotsexist.Ilovepowerfulwomen.你确实看过了多得惊人的女NBA比赛YoudoattendashockingnumberofWNBAgames.我只是想说颁奖都很政♥治♥化每个人都有小算盘mjustsayingthataw
40、ardsarepolitical,andeverybodyhasanagenda.如果你一生追逐这些会把自己逼疯的Ifyouspendyourlifechasingthem,youlldriveyourselfnuts.啊是哦但DorothyEvertonSmythe是个开拓性的女性主义者Yeah,allright.ButDorothyEvertonSmythewasatrailblazingfeminist.她是Pawnee第一个周日穿裤子的女性ShewasthefirstwomaninPawneetowearpantsonaSunday.她因此坐过四年牢呢Shespentfouryears
41、injailforthat.我知道我不该在平这些东西Iknowmnotsupposedtocareaboutthesethings,但是这个奖意义重大butthisonemeansalot.*我知道你在改变*Iknowyouvebeenchanging卫生间的混响太属♥了Theacousticsinthebathroomareinsane.所以这里是多少钱来着So,howmuchisthisoneagain?这套是425刀一个月加上公共设施费用Thisoneis$425amonth,plusutilities.我喜欢看起来有很多潜力Ilikeit.Itseemstohavealo
42、tofpotential还有很多“优势”本身andalotofadvantages,perse.我完全能想象自己在那边做什么Icoulddefinitelypicturemyselfdoingsomethingoverthere.你能听见吗Canyouhearthat?那是啥Whatisthat?还开着呢It,sstillon.你可以点根火柴把味道去掉Youcanlightamatchtogetridofthatsmell.我对此感觉挺好Ifeelreallygoodaboutthis.是吗Really?它喊着AndyDwyerItscreamsAndyDwyer.而且我也住附近我们可以拼车上
43、班之类的AndIlivenearby.So,wecould,like,carpooltoworkorsomething.你认真的吗-是啊Areyouserious?-Yeah.喊声更响亮了Thescreamjustgotlouder.所以你觉得如何So,whatdoyouthink?我不知道开个价吧Idontknow.Makemeanoffer.好的先到先得谁加人JerryOkay.Firstcome,firstserved.Whosin?Jerry?哎呀TomJeez,Tom,要花25块以上我得向我老婆申请ifIspendanymorethan25bucks,Igottaaskmywife.
44、Jerry出去Jerry,getout.好吧Okay.Mark我们今晚做什么”Mark?Whatarewedoingtonight?,1“我不知道AnnIdontknow,Ann.“我们可以像往常一样无聊地吃点鸡肉沙拉Wecoulddotheusualboringstufflikeeatsomechickensalad“加饼干或者看看付费电视withsomecrackers,orwatchthepay-per-view,”或者我们可以去我的夜店跳跳舞”orwecouldgotomynightclubanddosomedancing.我不觉得啊兄弟Idontthinkso,man.你永远不用再求
45、着做♥爱♥了Youdneverhavetobegforsexagain.我不想详细说但我现在也不用求的Idontwannagetintothis,really,butIdontbegforsexnow.不提这个了Mark你加入吗Forgetaboutthat,Mark.Areyouinorout?这就不是我喜欢的事lt,sjustnotreallymything.拜MarkBye,Mark.CindiCindi.Donna呢Donna?可能吧我喜欢蛇洞Maybe.IlikeTheSnakehole.另外把我的大奔停在所有人停车位会很有面儿Plus,IwouldlookgoodpullingintomyownersparkingspaceinmyMercedes.澄清一下你不会成为所有人Justtobeclear,youwouldntbeanowner,perse
