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1、TheSARSperiodwasfullofhumorTheSARSperiodwasfullofhumorTherewasagreatdealofhumorduringSAKSTextmessagehighlights:Ifyoutrestillworking,youreasoldier;Ifyoudaretowalkaroundtheworld,youareabraveman.IfItextyounot,youareamartyr;IfyouinsisttoinviteItohaveamealthatyouareagentleman!Virusspreadveryquickly,themo
2、odbecomesverystrange,afraidyouarebad,suggestyoudon,ttoohandsome,speakthreemetersoutside,manyoccasionslightningquick,goouttowearamask,gotobedquiltcover,yantokeephappymood,kissingmucheatlessfood.Preventionofsevereacuterespiratorysyndrome(SARS)prescription:takeaheadofgarlic,shallot,aroot,stinkytofutwop
3、ieces,scallions,mashedgarlic,andstinkytofustirintoapaste,halfinternalandapplythecheeks,createforhimselfaaroundtensquaremetersofarea.Update:theatypicalpneumoniaisthemainrouteoftransmissionmoneyincirculation,foryouandyourfaniIyhealth,pleasetidyupallyourexistingcashsealedinplasticbags,Iwillbedoor-to-do
4、orrecovery,andchargeasmal1fee.Accordingtothelateststudybytheworldhealthorganization,theSAKSvirusisabove60centimetersabovethegroundandisnotviablein60centimeters.Asaresult,theworldhealthorganizationremindscitizenstogooutandcrawlasmuchaspossible!Doyouwanttotakeavacation,friend?Pleasedial120freecallsqui
5、cklytowinsevendaysofhospitalandboardforthehospital!Nowcalltoreturnfacemask,fashionabledisinfectionsuit,ambulancetopickupandsoon,thetop10stillcanenjoyfreesegregationtreatment!Thesignis:Ihaveafever.OpenWindowseverydaytomakesureyourcomputer*sairflow：UsefacemaskstocommunicatewithyourQQavatartopreventinf
6、ectionofthevirus;Whenthecellphonereceivesacallfromtheaffectedarea,thenimmediatelysoakthecellphoneinalcoholtodisinfect.Doctor,sdiagnosis:thisbehaviorismedicallyknownasatypicalneuroticismSARSwreakedhavoc,andontheMayDayhoiiday,manypeopleusedthecattojoinanarmyofInternetusersathome,andtheywereabletodowel
7、lontheInternet.Despitethefactthatthemainlandoutbreakisstillnotgood,theInternetbugshavechosenastrategicallyimportant,tacticalhumorattitudetofacethediseasewithasmile.SmileAndRetainSmileisthemostpopularvocabularyamongnetizens.1.et,swashourhandsandholdthemtighter;1.etmebehindtheeighteenmask,lookatyoursm
8、ile.Severeacuterespiratorysyndrome(SARS)researchAccordingtoresearch,theliteratureisthereflectionofChina,SearliestrecordedSARS,caocaowasdongvucs,thanksdianweiescort,laydownhis1ifeforhiscriedafteroperationofdanger:severeacuterespiratorysyndrome(SRS),mylifeforhim!IntheanalectsofConfuciusoldwi11cutZhuan
9、YuearlierandhistoricalrecordsaboutSARSandplausiblyexplains,theturtleinthejadeor,howcandestroy?Istheguardianofthe*SARS,?ItistheSARSvirusofthetimeofConfucius,thespecialguard,theguardisnotstrict,wi11haveanaccident.ThedeathofSARS:wearamasktosuffocate;DeathbyChinesemedicine;colleague,sdiseaseisfrightened
10、todeath;Travelingtotheaffectedareatogohomeandfriendstohidefromdepression;Beingmisdiagnosedwithdeath;Spreadingrumorsaboutdeath;Sneezinginpubicisflat(beating)death.MessageofthemostThemostpopularmessage:asevereacuterespiratorysyndrome(SARS)learnedtobreathe,preciousacrossthefacemaskdidntknowwhattherealv
11、alue,veryperiodmissingshowsthepreciousofourfriendship!Fillthelargestmessage:bailuobo,orangepeel,ginger,seal1ion,parsleyspirit:toenhancethecapacityofallrespiratoryprotection,wegothroughfireandwater,pleasedrinksouptofamily!Themostclassicaltext:atextualresearchofaddictionnetizensannouncedthatitstextual
12、researchfromChinareflectionistheearliestrecordofsevereacuterespiratorysyndrome(S?RS)literature:caocaoattack,thanksdianweilaydowntheguard.Caocaowasoutofdanger,buthewasnotarmed.SRS,mustdie!Therhymingtext:severeacuterespiratorysyndrome(SARS)reallybad,havebeensuffering,inordertoavoiddamage,mustbewearing
13、masks,maintainnormalmood,tofromitsharm,finallyIwishyouahappyday.Themoonlightisthicklikewine,thespringcolorisveryeasytoblowthewillow,thepeachblossomforalongtime,dontknowtoseeno,thevirusisveryfew,don,tbeintheworld,donotwashhandsandwashhands!Themostverbosetextmessage:thehighestdirective:washyourhandsbe
14、forethemeal.Washyourhandswhenyoureturn.Washyourhandsafterdriving;Washyourhandswhenyoutouchthewest.Themostflatteringtext:don,twearfacemasktoshowthebeautyofyourface,wearfacemasktohighlightyourbeauty,wearnotwearfacemaskyouinmyheartisthemostbeautiful.ThemostStorizedtextmessage:anoldear-back,closetodaily
15、hearingpeop1esaySARS,oldtoogrumble:afraidoftheelectricity,don,tturnonthelamp,(chInesenewsnet)Theidealtextmessage:SARSperiodverymuchyou,donotwearafacemasknotcough,donotdrinkChinesemedicinenottohaveafever,everydayshopnotcold,SARSthestarisyou.Themosttendermessage:Igentlytwistyourear,touchyourcheekgentl
16、y,kissyour1ipssweet.Oh,Iamafacemask,remembertowearme!Themostsimpletext:dearfatherandmother,howareyou?IwasverygoodinBeiJing1SARSIhadbeenprevented.ThegoodofSRSWeallpayattentiontopersonalhygiene.Becauseof(1)thepopularcoldinspring,thecommondiseasessuchasenteritisarereduced.Thestatusofthenationalmedicine
17、hasbeenenhancedinanunprecedentedway.Somanymasks,disinfectantandhygieneproductsaresaved;Thesocialstatusofhealthcareworkershasimprovedsignificantly.rareimprovementinpublichealthconditions;Personalprivacyhasneverbeenmorerespected-everyonehasnothingtodowithit：ThesurvivalofwiIdanimalsisprotected,andfewpe
18、opledaretoentertainthem.Manystudentsareonholiday,hopingforyearsofpaidvacationtoarriveatlast.Therearefewerpeop1einthestreet,becausetheyareafraidofspreadingthesocialatmosphere.Therearesomanypeoplewhogiveuptheirseats,solongasyougetinthecarandcough,nooneinthreesquaremeters.Thecommunicationenterprisesgot
19、rich,andpeoplekeptintheirroomsbytelephone.ThefamiIyisinpeacebecausethereisnoplacetogo.Menhaveimprovedtheircookingskills,andtheyhavenothingtodowiththeirdominanceofthekitchen.Theatmosphereofreadingisback,andnooneistakingpartinmah-jongggambling.Televisionratingshaveimproved:Withthespreadofthebiological
20、virus,theInternetvirushasincreasedrapidly,andthenumberofpeopleontheInternethasincreased.Bicyclesareseilingwe11.Foodsalesarehot;Thepub)icsecuritysituationhasclearlyimprovedbecauseofmorefamilymembers.Thetrafficconditionhasimproved;Nottypicalmoney:waitforustohavemoney.Waitforustohavethemoney,drinksoya-
21、beanmiIktoeatoilstrip,wanttodipinwhitesugartodipinsugar,wanttodipredsugartodipinredsugar.TwobowlsofsoybeanmiIk,onebowl,onebowlWaitforustohavethemoney,eatbaoziandwhiteporridge,wanttodipvinegartodipvinegar,wantdipinsoysaucetodipinsoysauce,baozibuytwoson,eatone,throwone!Waitforustohavethemoney,buyacomp
22、uterfirst,wanttoinstal1XPtopackXP,wanttopackNTtopackNT,XPonceinstallstwoversions,useone,leaveone.WaitforUStohavemoney,drinkoldwinetosmokeacigarette,wanttodrinkredwinetodrinkwine,wanttodrinkwhitewinetodrinkbaijiu.Taketwocigarettesandtakeoneandburnone.!Waitforustohavemoney,drinkmineralwatertoeatsmc11y
23、beancurd,wanttoputinthesauceofasauce,wanttoeatsesameoi1toputsesameoil.Buytwobottlesofmineralwater,drinkonebottle,washyourhands!Waitforustohavemoney,drinkbeertoeatbarbecue,wanttoroastmeatofthemeatofthemeat,wanttodrinkexpensivetodrinkexpensive.Buytwobottlesofbeer,drinkone,anddrinkanother!WaitforZatoha
24、veasmallcar,wanttoviolatethechaptertoviolateachapter,wanttorunthepolicetorunthepolice,bluntthelamptoblunttwice,redtorunonce,greenonceagain!Waitforustohavethemoney.IfyouwanttogotoEurope,youwanttogotoAmerica,gotoAmerica,gettwoplanes,oneplane,oneconvoy.WhenWehavemoney,weeaticecream,weeatredfruit,wewant
25、cream.Whenamanbuystworootsatatime,heeatsoneandABETSone.Waitthezariched,buytheCDtozhongguancun,wanttobuybuy,wanttobuypiratedbuypirated,eachkindtobuy2,fastforwardtoseeapiece,retreatquickly1ookata!Waitforzatohavemoney,gotoyanshabuysilktowel,wanttobuyredtobuyred,wanttobuygreentobuygreen,buytwoatonetime,
26、theneckfastenone,thewaistfastenone!WaittheZariched,accordingtoart,wanttodoasadultssampleasadut,wanttotakeademonsampleaccordingtothesample,accordingtotwosets,asetofwearingthedress,don,twearclothes.Whenwehavemoney,buyafancycar,buyaMercedesBenz,buyaBMWforaBMW,buytwoatatime,driveoneinfront,andtowonebehi
27、nd.Whenwehavemoney,webuyahigh-endvilla,wewanttobuyacityinthecity,wewanttobuyasuburbinthesuburbs,buytwoatatime,Iliveinahouse,andraiseapig!Waitforzatohavemoney,gotomassageeveryday,wanttopressthelegtopresstheleg,wanttopresswaisttopressthewaist,onehiretwomasseurs,amassage,alook!Whenwehavemoney,wearenotafraidofiIlness,wewanttoloveAIDS,wewantSARS,wewantSRS,wehaveamanager,wehaveacopymaster!
