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1、501 Anchors AwayWhen you are Single and live in New York.there is no end to the ways to fill your days.: museums, parks, theaters, concert halls.nightclubs and countless restaurants.But one of the most amazing things about living in a city like New York.is that any night of the week you can go to Pa
2、ris.Joy for Two for one.Enjoy the show.Thank you.It was one of those perfect New York nights. That fucking Richard.Followed by a less than perfect New York day.He left another Im sorry message on my machine.Like the Im sorriesare gonna make up for the fact.that I caught him eating another womans pus
3、sy.Its okay. Nothing has to change.Just think of this as a big purse.Miranda, your purse just spit up.Youd think after three weeks of no returned calls, hed get the message:Not okay to eat another womans pussy.Samantha, Brady.Im pissed off, Charlotte.What the hell am I supposed to say?Call it sushi.
4、 Another womans sushi.Fine. Richard ate another womans sushi.Fish and chips would have been such an un-fortunate order right now.What did you do last night?Went to a movie.With who?Myself.On date night?Are we still gonna have to call it date night in our 50s?Id think that everyone would be looking a
5、t me thinking, That poor, Pathetic girl.Like the way Im looking at you right now?What?You dont go out alone?On date night?Youre never alone in New York.Its the perfect place to be single.The city is your date.Youre dating the city?For about 18 years.Its getting serious. I think Im in love.Do not che
6、ck your messages again.Im not.I just wanted you to all hear his tone on my machine.If you keep participating in this,you might as well call him.Im not participating.This has got to stop.Yes, its tragic that you were in love and it didnt work out.But you have got to emotionally cut him out of your li
7、fe and move on.And the sooner the better.Everyone knows you only get two great loves in your life.Everyone who? Where did you get that?I read it in a magazine.What magazine?Convenient Theories For You Monthly?What does that mean?Last year, when you were married.you be-lieved a woman only got one gre
8、at love.And that phrase great love, what does it mean?It means a love that changes you, that shakes you to your core.after which youre never the same.Seriously, there is not an unlimited amount of love in the world. Its rare.Way to take the edge off a club sandwich.So far, Ive only had one: Trey.How
9、 many great loves have you had?Zero.Really?What about Steve?Steves a friend, not a core shaker.Im done with great love.Im back to great lovers.You?I refuse to define love.in those limited terms.I had to.Come on, Carrie. Aidan and Big.One, two. And according to you, Im done.No, it was a stupid articl
10、e.It was at the dentist.Its too late for that now.You said it. Its over for me.Here lies Carrie.She had two loves, and lots of shoes.Fuck love.I gave you sushi. I need fuck.After a light lunch, Miranda stopped to set down a heavy load.You want me to carry him?No, Im fine. I just got to switch.Ladies
11、, seamen, 1 2:00.I pray, when I turn around, there are sailors.Because with her, you never know.Wow! We have just spotted our first sailors.Fleet Week has begun.Fleet Week is that one week a year when the U.S. naval ships dock.and our fair city is made even fairer.with cute, sweet American sailorsLo
12、oking for fun.Ive been so distracted by Richard that I al-most forgot my favorite holiday.Fleet Week isnt a holiday.It should be.Sort of the antidote to Valentines Day.This is just what I need.Im gonna ask them about the big party.Hold on there, Pearl Harbor. Not interested.Why? We always have fun w
13、hen we go.Me running through Times Square in heels, trying to find a cute sailor to kiss?That ship has sailed. Pun intended.We have to show them a good time. Its our patriotic duty as women of New York.If you want to do your patriotic duty as a New York woman.you will come shopping with me right now
14、.and throw some much needed money downtown.Im in.Im in.I forgot the snugli.Lets get you a cab home. Theres one. Taxi!its okay.Okay, so Ill call you later?Overspend for me.Okay.Bye, Brady.Im okay. I got it.Byebye.Ill call you later.Miranda suddenly found herself moving slowly away from her old life.a
15、nd quickly into her new one.Poor baby. Boy, pink thing.Boy, look at that pink face.Dear, let Magda help.Im good.Ive got it. You just keep doing the thing.The mirror.Ill get the nurse to put him down for a nap.On floor?Lina.Is that my big boy?Hi. What are you doing here?I just came over to hang with
16、Bboy.Magda let me in.Hey, champ. Want half a sandwich?Where did you get a.Okay.Steve, I cant have you hang right now.Ive got a schedule.Ive got to get Brady down for a nap now, or he wont sleep tonight.Lina!Hows your nipples?Excuse me?Lina said sometimes they get sore.Would you get Brady ready for h
17、is nap?And please dont talk to Steve about my nip-ples. Thanks.Dont blame her. I asked.You just randomly asked about my nipples?Yeah, I talk about your nipples to strangers all the time.Bye.The bums rush? I came over to help.I appreciate that, but I dont need help.Ive hired help.and weve got everyth
18、ing under control.Okay, so Thanks for the eats.Have a good evening, Mrs. MacDougal.Charlotte realized she may have put Great Love Number One behind her.but his name was still in front of her.Breakups: bad for the heart, good for the e-conomy.Its the bad guy again.And Ill keep calling till you agree
19、to talk.So Unless you want 20 messages every day, youll meet me tonight for a drink.I miss you. Ill be waiting, gorgeous.Right sentiment.Sushi Samba.wrong restaurant.Richard Wright? Thank you.Hello, gorgeous.in a wildly optimistic gesture, I ordered you a Dirty Martini.Dirty Martini? Dirty bastard.I
20、ve always wanted to do that, but I dont think I could pull it off.How did it feel?Fabulous. But I woke up this morning even angrier.I need to hurt him more.I cant even be around that man.Hes dangerous and toxic.So, hes manthrax?Arrogant prick.I wonder what he was gonna say.What Could he say?That he
21、loves me. That we belong together.That he didnt mean to hurt me.People make mistakes. I cheated on Aidan.He gave me a second chance.And look how well that turned out.That was different.True. It wasnt a sushi situation.And thats another thing.Im not doing the baby talk at breakfast.I signed up for fr
22、iendship, not some PC bull-shit baby brunches.Youre overreacting.Brady wont happen every day.Hed better not.Mirandas still Miranda.She had a baby, not a lobotomy.She knows youre not child friendly.Dont kid yourself.The days of pussy and fuck are gone.Later that night, I got to thinking about days go
23、ne by.That carefree time when our schedules were as wide open as our hearts.The time before the baggage and breakups and babies.began to weigh us all down.I Couldnt help but wonder.does that sense of adventure still flicker inside of us?Or when it comes to being carefree Single girls.have we missed
24、the boat?Surprise. Pain au chocolat.Im sorry. I dont know you.Im Carrie. Im a friend of Hi. This is Lina.Come on in.Does she speak?No. I love her.Were we supposed to do something and I forgot to write it down?I had the whole day free,thought Id stop by for a little chatty.Fatty, come on. I gotta sit
25、.So, are you hungry?I brought some pain au chocolate.Thanks, but the only eating Im concerned with now is Brady.He doesnt seem to want to eat.Perhaps hes anorexic.Sorry, what?Its a dumb joke.What was it?Anorexic.No, Ive been trying to feed him for an hour, and he wont latch on.Stop, boring. Whats up
26、 with you?Ive been thinking about that thing that Charlotte said in the coffee shop.About the great loves?Here we go.Maybe Aidan and Bigare my two great loves now.But that doesnt mean that Im always gonna feel that way about them.Come on, Brady. Its right here.Okay, you dont want it? Fine.Here we go
27、.There, in the middle of my two great loves.were Mirandas two great breasts.Im sorry, what?Your breasts are huge.No, what were you saying about.I cant even remember.This is so frustrating.Hell eat eventually.Not that. This is frustrating.I cant follow your thoughts.Its all about nursing and nipples.
28、Sweetie, theyre looking right at me.I am not gonna become one of those mothers.who cannot carry on an adult conversation.I am not.Three weeks ago, I wouldve been listening to you and saying funny things back.Now Im going, What, what?I didnt even get the anorexic joke.How easy was that?Im just talkin
29、g. Just blah, blah.Its just words.Theyre not just words.Theyre your words. And its not just now.What about Samantha? Could she have got-ten me into that cab any faster?My friendships are important to me.Were not going anywhere.I mean, maybe things will have to change a little.Fuck.I know.But youre s
30、till one of us.Only now, youre the one with the biggest boobs.Can you believe the size of my nipples?Please, I was not at all prepared.Im gonna have to go find some sort of trau-ma counseling.There.We have Contact.Okay, Im gonna go.Ill let you concentrate on Mr. Hobbes there.You dont have to go.I ca
31、n listen now. I can do it.Miranda, youre a mother.But its okay. I wont tell anyone.Dont.What are you gonna do all day?First a trip to the Guggenheim, and then lunch, and then. who knows? its New York.Hot date with your city?Exactly. See that?You listened, and we had the witty repartee. Bye.That same
32、 afternoon, Charlotte felt like go-ing to a movie.So she called her afternoon movie friend, An-thony.Carrie says that the French film at the Paris is amazing.Fuck the French.Like I need to spend an afternoon looking at that drippy shit.Good hat, though.Thanks.What do you wanna see?Anything with Josh
33、 Hartnett.I dont know who that is.Hes cute with a capital.He totally checked you out.You should go back and get his number.Hes a sailor.I know.Go, hurry, hes getting away.I cant do that.You are so not gay.What am I gonna do with him?Fuck him.Put him into that Park Avenue, pink shirt, flaccidpeepee m
34、ojo.youve been dragging around.Im not dragging anything around.As a matter of fact.I changed my name back to Yorkon my mailbox.Good for you. Now maybe you should be thinking about a different box.Whens the last time you had sex?If you have to think about it, its been too long.When was the last time
35、you 10:30 today, at the gym.Im not looking for just sex.I can have just sex.Im looking for my next great love.Dont let it hit that six-month mark.because after that its just a sleigh ride into menopause.Im serious. If you dont put something in there soon, itll grow over.What is it with this frigging
36、 wind?As Charlotte and Anthony made a Left.Samantha found herself in the right neigh-borhood: Richard Wrights.Here you go.Thank you.One for you.Maam, its against city law to deface public property.This man said he loved me.and I caught him eating another womans pussy.Carry on, maam.New York weather,
37、 like a man, can be unpre-dictable.But thats part of the fun.And a New York Museum, like a man, can sometimes be closed.when you wish they were open.Thats another reason I love New York.Just like that, it can go from bad to cute.I guess were not going anywhere for a while.I love the way the rain sme
38、lls.If this were a French movie, wed fall in love and get married.No, I was just pointing out how romantic this would be in a movie.I dont wanna marry you.Okay, I do.No, come on, Im kidding.I mean, we just met. Lets wait five minutes.I dont even wanna get married.I was engaged last year.and if I did
39、nt wan-na marry him, I.Singles at the counter.I was hoping to get a table Singles, counter. Two.Okay, Thank you.Whos next?Several wet blocks Later.I decided to warm up with a Bowl of New York matzo Ball soup.Come on, lets go!That managers really a prick.I put up with itbecause I come here all the ti
40、me.They know me. I live in the neighborhood.We single gals gotta have a port in the storm. Am I right?Lithium. I like to sprinkle it on my ice cream.You ever try it?No.Cant say that I have.What kind of mood elevator are you on?Im not on one.Yeah?I used to be like you, then I broke up with this guy.T
41、his was 82. Morty. Thought somebody bet-ter would come along.Never happened.I love this!If Charlotte was right, this womans two great loves. were a man named Morty, and lithium aced ice cream.After 20 minutes squatting under the coffee shop hand dryer.I realized Id been kidding myself.New York and I
42、 didnt have the perfect rela-tionship.All right!It was dismissive, abusive, and it made me feel desperate.I was now fresh out of great loves.Hey, sir.Thank you.Should I?Allow me to introduce myself.My name is Louis Leroy.This is Bill Hope and Paul Watkins.and wed like to invite you to a Navy party t
43、onight.Feel free to bring some girlfriends.Yeah, feel very free.I dont know why I was fighting it.This is gonna be fun.Exactly what we needed.Three single gals back on the town.Whats the longest youve gone without sex?You dont get that info without dinner and a drink.Next week will make it six month
44、s.Watch it.Thanks. You threw me, and I lost my concen-tration.I am gonna have sex with a sailor tonight.She almost got me on that one.Im serious.I have to have sex to put Mrs. Trey MacDou-gal behind me.Im a whole new Charlotte York.What about the great love?Maybe that was bullshit.Gotcha!How are we
45、gonna find your sailor?Well find him.God bless America!The important thing is to stick together, or Well get lost.Very good.And uptown, another woman found herself in a confusing navel situation.Look, Brady.Theres your bellybutton.Help me!Twenty freaked out minutes Later.I cant do this.Im prepared f
46、or the expected.but Im not prepared for the unexpected.I cant schedule shit like this.And the people that you hire wont help you with shit like this.Wheres the cat?God, Steve, its gross. Help me, its gross.Relax, Ill give you a hand.He may not be a core shaker.but Steve was there when she was shaken to the core.You looking for someone?My girlfriends.This partys like th
