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1、辛普森一家第三十五季第八集春田小学恭喜学生在全国贫血大塞上荣获第石名集♥合♥了小鼻涕虫们Hustleup,snotrockets.今天我们要训练TodayWestartaunit你们生理和心理的忍♥耐力thatwilltestyourphysicalandemotionalendurance.如果成功你们就会变成男人Itwillmakemenofyou,ifyousurvive.我说的项目正是交际舞“Ispeakofsocialdancing.要是跟女孩跳舞的话那就不得不碰她们rIfwedancewithgirls,thatmeanswellhavet
2、otouchthem.妈妈说只有愚民才戴口罩但我不管了Mymomsaysonlysheeplewearmasks,butIdontcare.虱子可不是闹着玩的真的有Cootiesarentahoax.Theyrereal.长大点成熟起来Growup.Maturity.成年仪式改变很美丽Riteofpassage.Changeisbeautiful.你们今天要学习触摸版本的德州两步舞YouwilllearnthetouchiestversionoftheTexastwo-step.就像这样1.ikeso.尽量贴在一起Getrealclose,boys!身体贴贴身体别留缝隙Bodytobody.N
3、odaylight.我们肯定会得虱子的Weregonnagetcootiesforsure.我得找个办法保护我们mgonnafindawaytoprotectus.我回来之前大家都独舞EveryonesolodancetillIgetback.没钱请不起护士忍♥忍♥病就好了教师专用士辛兀夫Perfect.快点把这些绷带贴在手上Quick,puttheseband-aidsonyourhands.这样就可以防止女生接触了Theyllblockanyandallgirlcontact.给我给我Gimme!Gimme!Gimme!我感觉不太好Oh,Idontfeelsog
4、ood.这些绷带闻起来像我的克劳德叔叔的味道Oh,theseband-aidssmelllikemyuncleClaude.成瘾者之选尼古丁贴片数师的力量皮肤可吸收的Transdermal尼古丁nic.0.tine!社会科学巴仔你这回可真是搞了个大的Well,Bart,youvereallywetthemogwaithistime.不是我的错Thiswasntmyfault.我又不知道那些绷带会把他们搞疯Ididntknowthoseband-aidswouldmakeeveryonecrazy.留校室你觉得我会相信吗Youexpectmetobelievethat?巴仔辛普森恶搞之王Bart
5、Simpson,theprankking?曾经将我的结肠镜检查直播给二年级学生的人Theboywholivestreamedmycolonoscopytothesecondgraders?拉尔夫不还帮你找到一个息肉呢吗Hey,Ralphdidfindthatpolyp.硬核留校室是良性的Itwasbenign.而你的惩罚可不良Unlikeyourpunishment.行别信我从来没人相信我放马过来吧Fine,don,tbelieveme.Nooneeverbelievesme.Doyourworst.欢迎来到顶级留校室Welcometosupermaxdetention.我罪不至此啊Yourw
6、orstwasdid.你看了那个加拿大跳舞小子的视频吗DidyouseethatvideowiththedancingCanadianboy?看了挺好Yeah.Cute.你看了那个意想不到的动物朋友”视频是Didyouseetheunlikelyanimalfriendsvideowiththe.浣熊骑着马乱跑那个真不错Raccoonandhorseridingaround.Goodforthem.是啊真有意思Mm-hmm,theylldothat.电子请帖侯默有人邀请我们参加婚礼Homer,wejustgotinvitedtoawedding.在波科诺斯inthePoconos.是旅行结婚I
7、tsadestinationwedding.我天不是吧咋了Oh,God,no.-What?让我来给你讲一讲旅行结婚1.etmeeducateyouaboutdestinationweddings.或者用我的话说强行旅游Or,asIliketocallthem,forcedvacations.首先你得横跨半个美国Youflyhalfwayacrossthecountry就为了在不是周日的时候坐在教堂里tositinaboringchurch,notonSunday.然后你要被困在一个破旅馆里整整两天Thenyourestuckinalousyhotelforawholeweekend周围是一群你
8、不认识的人withabunchofpeopleyoudontknow,或者是你认识而且特别讨厌的人oryoudoknowandyouhate.而这一切只是刚刚开始Andthatsjustthebeginning.到时候会有“迎宾酒”Firsttheresthewelcomedrinks,里面的招牌鸡尾酒”里wherethesignaturecocktailhasa.有黄瓜cucumberinit.而且这次还是在波科诺斯AndthisonesinthePoconos,超乱市场听起来像岛屿其实就是宾州whichsoundslikeislands,butitsjustPennsylvania.你还被
9、逼着去做所有预排好的活动Andyoureforcedtodoallthesepreplannedactivities,就像你太胖而用不上的拉链likeaziplineyouretoofattouse.接着他们还得拉来一辆电线斗卡车把你救下来Andtheyhavetobringinatelephonebuckettrucktogetyoudown!然后在婚后早午餐上Andattheafter-weddingbrunch,所有人都会叫你小鸟拉不上拉链everyonecallsyouJohnnyZipline.再然后他们会当着所有人面拆礼物Andtheyopenthepresentsinfronto
10、feverybody,于是大家都能从在线登记处知道你的是最便宜的sotheyallknowfromtheonlineregistryyoursisthecheapest.最后以上这些都超级贵Andit,sallsuperexpensive,所以你不得不把所有的航行里程都浪费在上面soyouhavetowastealltheairlinemilesyougot因为你的信♥用♥卡♥被诈骗犯偷走了whenyourcreditcardwasstolenbyscammers,买♥♥了价值五万美金的打印机碳粉whobought$50,0
11、00ofprintertoner!对了就是这个买♥♥碳粉攒的里程Ofcourse.Yes.Thetonermiles.我们可以用来飞去婚礼Wecanusethemtoflytothewedding.靠北我滔滔不绝这么久谀0h.butmyrant.侯默辛普森我能想到最浪漫的事HomerSimpson,Icantthinkofanythingmoreromantic就是一家人被运往魔幻布景thantransportingourselvestoamagicalsetting庆祝新的爱情tocelebrateanewlove.我们去定了Wearegoing.好了给你Ther
12、e.Done.有机实验室青蛙酱再清洁一次Cleanitagain.一点都不公平我什么都没做错Ugh!Thisisn,tfair.Ididntdoanythingwrong.我唯一的罪过就是我不想跟傻妞跳舞MyonlycrimeisIdidntwanttododancingwithsomestupidgirls!妞这是你在这里的原因吗Girls?Thatswhyyourehere?男人起来小子Beaman,boy.不要为了什么爱人苦了自己Dontfallapartoversomelassie丝绸般的秀发和让人迷失的酒窝withsilkyhairandadimpleyoucouldgetlosti
13、n正如无止境的甜蜜likeabottomlesspitOfsweetnessthat.感觉好多了Oh,thatfeelsbetter.你要不要聊聊这个姑娘So,youwanttotellmeaboutthisgirl?请入雅座Takeaseat一切都发生在苏格兰在我年轻的时候ItallhappenedinScotland,inmeyouth.有个我钟意的姑娘梅茜TherewasthisgirlthatIloved.Maisie.我以为她也爱我Ithoughtshelovedmeback.可她却碎了我的心Butshebrokemyheart.这就是为什么我来美国Thatswhy1cametoAm
14、erica,这个充斥着狂热摔跤爱好者的贫瘠之地blightedlandofbarbenheimmeringwrestlingbelievers.为了忘记让威利伤心的善变的姑娘ToforgettheficklelasswholetWilliedown.还有所有女人Andallwomen!与你同在兄弟mwithyou,brother.谁需要女孩Whoneedsgirls?现在咱们同仇敌惰Nowwererage-bonding.男人不让男人失望Mendontletmendown.这是我们的声音Thisishowweexpressemotion!囊地鼠诱饵#囊地鼠癖好#密器好基友#地板卜.蜡鸡阿克汉堡
15、威利#追逐气氛组威利抄上独轮车Willie,getyourwheelbarrow.你绝不相信他们从医院往外扔了啥东西Youwon,tbelievewhattheythrewoutatthehospital.拖把威利威利Huh?Willie?Willie?西摩威利不见了我哪也找不着他Seymour,Williesgone.Icantfindhimanywhere.威利一直玩消失Ha.WiIliedisappearsallthetime.估计IE烂醉躺在郊区哪条臭水沟里Hesprobablydrunkinaditchontheoutskirtsoftown.右边郊区左边市区老天爷啊威利Oh,myG
16、od.Willie?然后吧就是那些个诡异的婚礼周末炮Andthenthere,sallthecreepyweddingweekendhook-ups,然后又得参加一场旅行结婚whichleadtothenextdestinationwedding.爸爸振作起来Dad,snapoutofit.威利出事了SomethingshappenedtoWillie.有人毁门也的小屋我现在哪都找不到他Someonetrashedhisshack,andIcan,tfindhimanywhere.威利来电是他-巴仔我最好的朋友It,shim.-Bart,myweebestie.马克威尔登酿酒厂我在爱堡我需要你
17、救命minEdinburgh.Ineedyou.Help!威利被绑♥架♥了SomebodykidnappedWillie.我们得去苏格兰帮他WevegottogotoScotlandandhelphim.我是这世上唯一在乎他的人mtheonlypersonwhocaresabouthimintheworld.老侯巴仔求过咱俩很多事Homie,Bartsbeggedusforalotofthings,这次的眼神我还是头一回见butveneverseenthislookinhiseyebefore.就连他上次要在脖子上纹Notevenwhenhebeggedusfort
18、hatnecktattoo手榴弹尾巴响尾蛇都没这么殷切过ofarattlesnakewithahandgrenadetail.但我们不能飞去苏格兰啊Butwecan,tjustflytoScotland.马姬是有办法的Marge,thereisoneway.不别说出来No,dontsayit.我必须说Ihavetosayit.别-里程数No.-Themiles.但我们本来要去波科诺斯的But-butthePoconos.马姬里程数是可转换的Themiles,Marge.Theyretransferable.我知道我当然知道Iknow.Iknowtheyare.我们最终还是去不成那场旅行结婚了U
19、gh,Iguesswerenotgoingtothatdestinationweddingafterall.飞机观察爱堡马克威尔登酿酒厂那是威利打电♥话♥的地方ThatsthebuildingfromWillie,scall.威利你在哪Willie,whereareyou?巴仔是你吗Bart,isthatyou?我来救你了威利llsaveyou,Willie!我决不允许这些混♥蛋♥们Iwontletthosebastards.递给你开胃菜吗passyouappetizers?巴仔你来的正是时候Oh,Baryoucame.Andjustin
20、time.正是什么时候-我的婚礼啊Intimeforwhat?-Mywedding.威利要结婚了Williesgettingmarried!结婚Married?!迎宾礼袋日程表Welcomebags,scheduleofevents.迎宾酒会苏格兰历史主题早午餐从荒野灌木低到荒原的徒步爱旅定制苏格兰裙裤单身脱衣舞♥女♥派对晚宴彩排家庭废物们我一眼就讨厌的陌生人1.osersfromhome,newpeopleIalreadyhate.这是-旅行结婚Thisisa.-Destinationwedding.别啊No.!马克威尔登酿酒厂搞什么臭小子来参加旅行结婚吗What
21、thehell,boy?Adestinationwedding?你承诺我会遇到绑♥架♥或者谋杀的Youpromisedmeakidnapping,ormurder.是啊威利搞什么鬼Yeah,Willie,whatthehell?那通电♥话♥里你听起来像是要被人杀掉了Onthatcall,itsoundedlikesomeonewaskillingyou.那只是梅茜热烈的亲吻Oh,thatwasjustMaisiecominginforasnog.亲一个大丑鬼Giveusasmooch,youbig,uglybawbag.别说了我要吐了Aw
22、haudyerweesht,foreIboke.梅茜那个背叛你的女人吗Maisie?Isntthatthegirlthatbetrayedyou?是发生了一些事Well,thereisabitofastorythere.爱情故事说来话长对吧Alovestory.Ooh,pleasesayitslong.迎宾鸡尾酒会上的幻灯片会说明一切的Itsallinthewelcome-cocktailslideshow.威利和梅茜的爱情故事我为梅茜的父亲工作IwasworkingforMaisiesda,在泥炭地里挖泥炭harvestingpeatinthepeatbogs.燃烧的泥炭赋予了威士忌独特的风
23、味Burningpeatiswhatgiveswhiskeyitsdistinctiveflavor.威利非常擅长闻出最好的泥炭地AndWilliecouldsniffoutthebestbogsofthemall.我们就是这么认识的Andthatshowwemet.那是一次“泥炭甜蜜邂逅”Itwasapeatcute.我是世界上最幸福的闻泥巴的人Iwasthehappiestmudsmellerintheworld.但她家人不同意Butherfamilydisapprovedofme.他们试图铲开我们Theytriedtoshovelusapart.马克威尔登酿酒厂所以我们打算私奔远航soW
24、emadeplanstoelopeandsailawaytogether.但当我等在码头她并没有出现ButwhenIwaitedatthedocks,shedidnaeshow.英国皇家海军罗曼蒂克号♥我心存怨恨孤身一人去了美国SoIleftforAmerica,aloneandbitter.我那天没去是因为我的家人告诉我ThereasonIdidntshowwasmyfamilytoldme威利被一只羊吃掉了Williewaseatenbyasheep.当我看到你的抖音我才得知我的爱人还活着ButwhenIsawyourTikTok,Iknewmylovewasalive.她第
25、一时间就私信我了SheslidrightintomyDMs.然后我们开始互发色♥色♥短♥信♥Westartedsextingrightaway.我丢下一切回到家里SoIdroppedeverythingandcameback,家人们满怀热情wherethewholefamilywaswaiting对不起威利威利我们迫不及待再和你一起Oh,Willie,wecannotwaittoshovethatwonderful用一份苏格兰道歉肠迎接了我withopenarmsandanapologyhaggis.回到泥碳里一起喝威士忌noseofyo
26、ursinthebogsagainandtakeourwhiskey喝到烂醉rightbacktothetop.威利是唯一理解我的愤怒的人Williewastheonepersonwhounderstoodmyanger.我们之前发的疯现在却变得毫无意义了Nowitslikeallourscreamingmeantnothing.我讨厌的一切都在这儿了Yeah,well,everythingIhateaboutthesethingsiscomingtrue.我们才到这里加死人的勾搭已经开始了Wejustgothere,andtheweirdhook-upshavealreadystarted.
27、那么请问多拉小姐结婚了吗So,istherealunchMr.Dora?威利和梅茜的婚礼妈妈凭什么丽莎就可以Mom,howcomeLisadoesnthavetodo不用参加这肉麻的婚礼allthislovey-doveyweddingcrap?你妹妹又不是学校卫生员的好朋友Well,yoursisterisn,tbestfriendswiththeschooljanitor,所以她一个人去爱堡旅行了soshewentofftotourEdinburghonherown.我已经摸到了大卫休谟雕像的脚趾Okay,1rubbedthetoeofDavidHumesstatue.爬了沃尔特斯科特纪念
28、碑IclimbedtheWalterScottmonument.ThePn)ClaimerS苏格兰著名乐队牙医诊所此广♥告♥语借了乐队名曲ImGonnaBe(500Miles)修复你的500次的笑容品尝了苏格兰鸡蛋Iatesomethingcalledascotchegg,心有余悸whichIverymuchregret.爱堡艺稗节Thefringefestival.讽刺实验戏剧Acelebrationoftheatricalirony欢迎来到爱丁堡艺穗节和自我反思的艺术集♥会♥andself-awareness.售票亭我要一张音乐剧演出
29、的票OneforMusical:ThePlay,please.抱歉亲爱的这个售票亭是在表演售票亭Sorry,darling,thisticketboothisTicketBooth,一个关于售票亭的独角戏aone-manshowaboutaticketbooth.如果你想在这儿看售票亭IfyouwanttobuyaticketforTicketBooth,售票亭的售票点在那边theTicketBoothticketboothisoverthere.不用演技却充满独创性It,ssocleverwithoutbeinggood.威利和梅茜的婚礼感谢大家加入我们的爱之旅Thanksforjoinin
30、gusonourlovehike从荒野到泽地fromMoorlandheathtoHeathlandmoor.让我们轻柔漫步Andnow,agentlestroll穿过爱丁堡的七座小山throughthesevenhillsofEdinburgh.为什么山不能长在下坡上Aw,whycantallhillsgodown?威利和梅茜的婚礼周末安排上午11:00爱之旅:从荒野到泽地看看这些花里胡哨还强制参加的Andlookatallthiscutesyromanticcrap浪漫互动活动they,reforcingustodo.我什么时候才能有空闲时间WhenamIgonnagetsomefreet
31、ime?!听着是你把我们拖到这儿来的1.isten,mister,you,retheonewhodraggedushere,花光了一辈子攒的飞行里程spendingalifetimeoffrequent-fliermiles,我不会让你毁了这一切andmnotgonnaletyouruinthisforme.所以难受就憋着Sohowaboutyoujustsuckitup给我参加这些可爱的互动活动anddothecuteactivities?哈格斯苏格兰传统菜烹饪课下午12:00*如果你发现自己坠入爱河*Ifyoufindyourselfcaughtinlove*请向上帝祈祷*Sayapray
32、ertothemanabove*为你知道的一切感谢他*Thankhimforeverythingyouknow*艺粳节剧目单三个吃麦片的高个子男人*为你的卷一次呼吸感谢他*Youshouldthankhimforeverybreathyoublow*脱衣单身派对下午2:00*如果你发现自己坠入爱河*Ifyoufindyourselfcaughtinlove*请向上帝祈祷*Sayaprayertothemanabove*艺穗节节目单第四堵墙彩排晚宴晚上8点*为安全度过每一日感谢他*Thankhimforeverydayyoupass*感谢他拯救了你*Youshouldthankhimforsav
33、ingyoursorryass贝尔和塞巴斯蒂安的故事丽莎我要问点之前我从来没问过的事1.ook,Lis,mgonnaaskyouforsomething你对此有什么想法veneveraskedbefore.Youropinion.整个旅途你真的Youliterallyhaventsaidawordtome一个字没和我说过thisentiretrip.现在我说了行了吧Well,nowIam,okay?和威利一起第一次让我感到HangingoutwithWilliewastheonetime我不是唯一疯了的人IeverfeltIwasnttheonlycrazyone,有人能感同身受thatsom
34、eoneunderstoodme.但现在他和这女生走了Andnowhesgonegoo-gooforthisgirl她家还把他搞成这样whosefamilyscrewedhimover.我该怎么办WhatdoIdo?当一个人终于能Well,whensomeonegetsachance终结孤独的时候toputanendtotheirloneliness,他们会紧握theygottatakeit.你有见威利这么开心过吗HaveyoueverseenWilliethishappy?以色列搏击术课上史金纳被痛扁NotevenwhenSkinnergotkickedintheface他都没这么开心过at
35、theKravMagaassembly.所以为他的快乐而快乐吧Sobehappyforhishappiness.梅茜So,Maisie,再和我讲讲你们的浪漫童话吧tellmemoreaboutyourfairy-taleromance.你们简直是快乐的史莱克Youreliketwoshreksinaswamp.还是老故事啦Aw,itsthesameoldstory.一见钟情惺惺相惜Numptymeetsbird,theystarttodoggin,高山流水遇知音gettoldeachisdeid,thenreunite顺理成章颠鸾倒凤andpickrightupagainwiththehoch
36、magandy.太浪漫了Thatssoromantic.不像天呢Unlike.ugh.阿里斯泰尔风味匠心之作纽约客披萨我要致辞Youknowwhat,mmakingatoast.铛铛铛Clink,clink,clink,clink,clink.都闭嘴听我说Shutup,everybody.看这对新人沐浴在爱里1.ookatthesekids,soinlove.侯默和我刚在一起的时候WhenHomerandIfirstgottogether.我们也这样wewerethesame.我们的手都无法松开Wecouldntkeepourhandsoffeachother.现在我们却任凭厄运践踏我们的生活
37、NowWejustspendeverynightdoom-scrollingourlifeaway,看松鼠在鳄鱼脊上驰骋andwatchingasquirrelsurfonthebackofanalligator.马姬唾弃我们的婚姻这种事Marge!Trashingourmarriageissomethingthatshould只该在隐秘的家里进行onlybedoneintheprivacyofourhome.这就是老夫老妻的浪漫Andthatsourromancefortheages.开始于迷你高尔夫风车里的-&hearts液♥情♥Itbeganwithawild
38、nightinamini-golfwindmill,而现在andnow.你怎么能这么说Howcanyousaythat?!城♥堡&hearts渐首室里的行为Thisistheworstthingthatseverhappened都没你残忍♥inthebeheadingroomofthiscastle.巴仔我要感谢你带我回梅茜身边Bart,IwanttothankyouforbringingmebacktoMaisie.我从未这么开心过Iveneverbeensohappy.好吧我好像懂了Youknow,IthinkIgetit.好孩子所以我要给你Goodlad.Th
39、atswhymgivingyou婚礼超重要的角色averyimportantroleinthewedding.将由你来领舞Youregoingtoleadthedance.刻薄的美♥国♥佬♥Ooh,aspikeyAmerican.不要男人不让男人失望的No!Mendontletmendown!我们的蛋糕Ourcake.这下你要喂什么给我吃Nowwhatwillyoushoveinmygob?你这混♥蛋♥Youweebastard.你毁了我的婚礼Youruinedmywedding.那最好Good.这就是你在美国交到的唯一朋友
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