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1、准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Icanthearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendropont
2、hedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝死亡馅饼上菜了章鱼哥Orderup,Squidward蟹堡王别问我今天过得怎样嘿章鱼哥Hey,hey,Squidward你刚看到我了没didyouseeme?那好吧OK等会见章鱼同事seeyoulater,Squidinator此处点餐早安章鱼哥先生Goodmorning,Mr.Squidward那久你准备好了吗Soareyouready?准备好回家吗Togohome?错是准备好为员工情谊口交换礼物No,toexchangegifts
3、forEmployeeBrotherhoodDay维老板虽然你可以雇我管收银机Mr.Krabs,youpaymetostandbehindthisregister然后接单然后找零钱andtakeordersandgivechange但是你远远不能雇我情谊深沉地对待Butyoucouldneverpaymeenoughtoactbrotherlytowards那个家伙thatguy你这种态度正是Thatattitudeofyoursisprecisely我们要对你耍这种小把戏的原因whywerehavingthislittleshenanigan现在注意好了Now,payattention那小子
4、有个惊喜要送你Theladsgotasurpriseforyou章鱼哥为了敬重我们的员工情谊Squidward,inhonourofemployeebrotherhood我要送你一份礼物Ipresenttoyouagift我爱你Iheartyou试穿下吧章鱼哥先生Tryiton,Mr.Squidward上面可是画满了你的脸哦It,sgotyouwrittenalloverit我不太确定要留多大的洞塞头Iwasntsurehowbigtomaketheholeforthehead所以我就用西瓜来试尺寸soIusedawatermelonforsize你喜欢吗Doyouloveit?有点痒Itsa
5、littleitchy这玩意是用什么做的Whatsthisthingmadeof?眼睫毛Eyelashes现在我可以继续干活拿最低工资了吗Now,mayIresumemyminimum-wageduties?你得先要送出你的情谊礼物Afteryoupresentyourbrotherhoodgift我会给那白♥痴♥买♥♥颗口香糖llbuythelittletwerpagumball不行不行不行小子Oh,no,no,no,no,no,lad你可是知道规矩的Youknowtherules必须得自己做礼物Youhavetomakethegift
6、我唯一想要做的就是出门Theonlythingmmakingisfortheexit这样行不行章鱼哥Isthisanybetter,Squidward?我用泪水做的这件毛衣Imadethisonewithmytears就知道你会改变主意小子Iknewyoudcomearound,boy做个好礼物出来Makesomethingnice我咋就不能给那怪胎买♥♥东西当礼物WhycantIjustbuysomethingforthelittleweirdo?使劲Heave-ho要是你们把我战利品搞掉下来一块Ifyoudroponesinglesliceofmybooty我就
7、要llhave割你们屁♥股♥yourbooty你们好Hithere那些手工派看起来挺好吃的Those,uh,homemadepiessurelookgood这些可不是手工的Thesearenthomemade是工厂制♥造♥的Theyweremadeinafactory炸♥弹♥工厂abombfactory这些是炸♥弹♥Theyrebombs好可惜Thatstoobad我还以为那些是派本来还想买♥♥的IthoughttheywerepiesandIwanted
8、tobuyone且慢Wait我们刚刚说的炸♥弹♥都是玩笑话Wewerejustkiddingaboutallthatbombstuff付二十五块钱就能买♥&heartsThatllbe$25,please所以说这什么口味的Sowhatflavourisit?樱桃Cherry苹果Apple山莓Raspberry好吧能让那个蟹老头别烦我就行了Well,ifitllgetoldmanMr.Krabsoffmyback行了OK礼物做好了蟹老板hereitis,Mr.Krabs新鲜出炉的Freshfromtheoven现在我要回归正常生活了llbereturni
9、ngtomylifenow还不行Notyet我得确定下你礼物做得行不行Igottomakesureyoudiditright等一下Waitasecond配牛奶更好吃Thiswouldgogreatwithsomemilk牛奶所以说你是不是要杀掉我然后换新老板Soyoutriedtokillmeoveralittlenewagedmanagement,eh?可是蟹老板ButMr.Krabs我不知道会这样Ihadnoidea我能解释清楚Icanexplain蟹老板你没事吧Mr.Krabs,areyouOK?我听到有Ihearda有派Apie是章鱼哥送的It,sfromSquidward海绵宝宝收T
10、oSpongeBob章鱼哥送海绵宝宝收你爱拿就拿吧你爱拿就拿吧Well,hereyougo经过就是这样Andthatswhathappened二十五块钱$25炸♥弹♥Abomb?还在蟹堡王里IntheKrustyKrab?你刚把它放这了的Thatswhereyouleftit不见了It,snotthere各位Hey,guys谢谢你送的派章鱼哥Thanksforthepie,Squidward你还非得杀了他不可Youhadtokillhim那小子给你哭出了件用泪水做的毛衣Theboycriesyouasweateroftears然后你要杀掉人家andyoukillhi
11、m你还要怎么个活法Howareyougoingtolivewithyourself?杀掉人家Killhim?你的餐来了先生Heresyourorder,sir谢了Thanks不行不行No,no要怎么Whatwegot得给医院打电♥话♥wegottocallahospital没救了Wontdoanygood我先前就见过这种情况veseenthisbefore那派一棒命中的时候Whenthatpiegoesuptobat我是说Imean命中他肠子的下端的时候hitshislowerintestine你先前就见过了Youveseenthisbefore?其实见了有十一次1
12、1times,asamatteroffact喂医生吗Yes,hello,doctor?医院吗Hospital?都没救了Itwontdoanygood?H-次11times?他死定了He,sagoner得怎样交代人家Howdowetellhim?不要交代Donttellhim交代了只会让人家更不舒服Thatwillonlymakehimfeelworse依我看他只能活到日落时分ThewayIseeit,hesonlygottillsunset为何要毁掉他活在世上的最后一天Whyruinhislastdayonearth?那小子理应享受他最后的光阴Theladdeservestoenjoyhisf
13、inalhours说得对蟹老板Youreright,Mr.Krabs我要让海绵宝宝最后的光阴mgoingtomakeSpongeBob1Sfinalhours成为他最美好的光阴thebestheseverhad这回Andthistime我要投入很多很多的爱there,sgoingtobelove多到能淹死他Somuch,he,sgoingtodrowninit淹死他Drowninit写给自己Notetoself小心章鱼哥WatchoutforSquidward海绵宝宝SpongeBob怎么了Yes我忘了跟你说你礼物还有第二部分Iforgottotellyou,theresapart2toyou
14、rgift第二部分Part2?第二部分Part2别给我这样干Pleasedontdothat第二部分是什么Whatsforpart2?那个你能想到的最快乐的事是什么Well,whatsthemostfunthingyoucanthinkof?其实我做了张我爱做的快乐事情清单Actually,IkeepalistofthemostfunthingsIliketodo我管这单子叫情谊单Icallitmyfriendshiplist好棒Great让我瞧一瞧1.etmeseeit更快乐的事情都标成红色了Thethingsthatareextrafun,vewritteninred全都是红色的Every
15、thingsinred对啊我知道Yeah,Iknow想干完事的话最好现在就开始干Webetterstartnowifwewanttogetthroughthislist免得你死beforeyoudie思来想去Ofanticipation那就开整吧Thenlet,sroll再见蟹老板Bye,Mr.Krabs招聘看下章鱼哥Headsup,Squidward人家好像要找人把你换掉1.ooksliketheyregoingtoreplaceyou还行吧Yeah来看下单子1.etshavealookatthatlist我想做的第一件事Well,thefirstthingIwanttodo是给全镇人介绍我
16、最好的朋友章鱼哥isshowmybestfriend.Squidward,toeverybodyintown你好Hithere这是我最好的朋友章鱼哥Thisismybestfriend,Squidward小朋友们Hey,kids快来看checkitout这是我最好的朋友章鱼哥Thisismybestfriend,Squidward嗨我向你介绍我最好的朋友章鱼哥Hi,Iwanttoshowyoumybestfriend,Squidward嗨法兰克Hey,Frank真高兴介绍完了Gladthatsover很好因为我们要干下一件事了Good,becausewereontoournextactivit
17、y这件事是Whichis我要把我穿鞋鱼装的最好的朋友mgoingtoshowmybestfriend,Squidward介绍给镇上所有人toeveryoneintownwearingasalmonsuit那你穿鞋鱼装不Youregoingtobewearingasalmonsuit?问得好章鱼哥Thatsagoodone,Squidward介绍穿鞋鱼装的下一件Next敲门笑话Knock-knockjokes嘿章鱼哥Hey,Squid有人敲门knock-knock谁啊Who,sthere?我啊Iam真好啊Oh,yeah敲门笑话请注意1.ookout,everyone倒朋友Friendsinrev
18、erse假装倒车模仿猿猴左转Turnleft然后And停stop这下明白你拿我当脸用会怎样了吧See,thatswhatitwouldbelikeifyouhadmeforaface我呼吸不了了Icantbreathe交换脸你确定应该要这样子戳吗Areyousureyoushouldbepokingitlikethat?也不看看这边谁是医生Whoisthedoctorhere?剖心杂耍介绍穿鞋鱼装的单子上写的最后一件事是Thelastthingonthelistis是不是还有肢解Doesitinvolvemoredismemberment?跟章鱼哥一起看日落Watchthesunsetwith
19、Squidward日落Sunset?依我看ThewayIseeit炸♥弹♥命中那小子肠户底部之前theladsgotuntilsunset那小子只能活到日落时分beforethatbombhitshislowerintestine是蟹老板ItsMr.Krabs嗨蟹老板Hi,Mr.Krabs那好再见了OK,seeyoulater来吧兄弟Comeon,buddy你要看日落的话就看吧Youwantasunset,youllgetasunset水下日落真美啊Underwatersunsetssurearebeautiful你说是不是章鱼哥eh,Squidward?是啊Yea
20、h是啊Yeah真是太棒了就只有我们三个Thisisgreat,justthethreeofus你我You,me还有你在我们中间修的这堵砖墙andthisbrickwallyoubuiltbetweenus是啊Yeah我看日落会想到碗装的水果Sunsetsalwaysremindmeofbowlsoffruit你看日落会想到什么章鱼哥Whatdotheymakeyouthinkof,Squidward?爆♥炸♥Explosions我是说Imean贬值erosion我跟你说Youknow如果我会因某个朋友的粗心ifIweretodierightnowinsomesort
21、offieryexplosion然后遇爆♥炸♥而死duetothecarelessnessofafriend那也倒没事Well,thatwouldjustbeOK感觉好像有东西掉到我肠子底部了Itfeelslikesomethingjustdroppedintomylowerintestine闻着好像樱桃Smellslikecherry或许是葡萄ormaybegrape还是蓝停Blueberry?日落终于到了Hereitis,thesunset我特别喜欢这时候倒计时Ialwayslovetocountitdown五Five你数剩下的兄弟Youdotherest,bu
22、ddy四FourThreeTwoOne好像数得太早了Iguesswestartedtooearly重新数一遍1.etsstartagain五Five四FourThreeTwoOne好吧Well至少我让他最后的光阴有了意义atleast,Iwasabletomakehislastfewhoursmeaningful我可真是大好人Iamsuchagoodperson章鱼哥Hey,Squidward瞧瞧这招checkthisout章鱼哥都已经装过傻胡言乱语了Squidward,wealreadyplayedbabblelikeanidiot你怎么还好端端在这Whyareyoustillhere?我们
23、都已经把单子上写的事情做完了Well,sincewefinishedeverythingonthelist本来还想再做一张单子Ithoughtdmakeupanewone不过我已经把这本书的内容都想好了Ialreadyfilledupthisbookwithideas永远好朋友到一月份应该就能写完了WeshouldbeabletofinishbyJanuary书先别管Forgetthebook之所以我花上一整天陪你一起Ispentthewholedaywithyou做各种荒唐可笑的事情doingallkindsOfridiculousthings是因为你本来是应该爆了的becauseyouwe
24、resupposedtoexplode你要我暴Youwantmetoexplode?对Yes我就一直在等你爆了Thatswhatvebeenwaitingfor那好吧我尽力OK,Illtry小蜗Gary你要吃完甜点Youaregonnafinishyourdessert这甜点绝对会让你爱上的andyouaregonnalikeit现在轮你了Now,it,syourturn我想说的不是暴怒的暴你个呆头ThatsnotwhatImeant,youbarnaclehead暴得不错Goodone个鬼No你应该是要爆♥炸♥成几百万块的Youresupposedtoexplod
25、eintoamillionpieces为什么应该要那样WhywouldIdothat?因为你吃的那个派是炸♥弹♥Becausethepieyouatewasabomb什么派Whatpie?今天一大早我放柜台上的TheoneIleftsittingonthecounterthismorning从海盗那边付了二十五块买♥♥的那个thatIboughtfrompiratesfor$25我都不知道那是炸♥弹♥And1didntknowitwasabomb然后你给吃掉了Andyouateit那个派Thatpie派Pie你
26、是说这个派啊Youmeanthispie我一直放口袋里要跟你一起分着吃Iwassavingitinmypocketforustoshare来吃吧1.etseat真假蟹老板啊蟹堡王Ah,theKrustyKrab蟹堡王蟹黄堡之家HomeoftheKrabbyPatty内有十分机密的秘方withitstopsecretformula只有足够勇敢足够聪明的人knownonlytothosebraveenoughandintelligentenough才能领略其中的奥妙tocomprehenditsculinarycomplexity蟹老板快看1.ook,Mr.Krabs我做到了mdoingit我做到
27、了mdoingit别给我卖♥♥傻了海绵宝宝Quitfoolingaround,SpongeBob还有客人在等Wegotcustomers蟹堡王但凡哪里有份秘方Butwhereverthere,sasecretrecipe总会有人想要去偷thereissomeonewhowantstostealit现在再来最后一步Andnowforthefinaltouch完美Perfect有了这套伪装秘方很快会是我的了Withthisdisguise,thatformulaisasgoodasmine你是海绵宝宝吗AreyouSpongeBobSquarePants?是啊Why,y
28、es在下正是Yes,Iam你刚刚赢得了一百万块钱Thenyouvejustwon$1million只要回答我一个问题Youjusthavetoansweronequestion蟹黄堡的秘密配方是什么WhatistheKrabbyPattysecretformula?是什么Yes?是什么Yes?是什么Yes?维黄堡的秘密配方TheKrabbyPattyformula为蟹堡王之私有财产isthesolepropertyoftheKrustyKrab部分或整体仅能与发明者蟹老板讨论andisonlytobediscussedinpartorinwholewithitscreator,Mr.Krabs
29、擅自复♥制&hearts该秘方将会受到法律处罚Duplicationofthisformulaispunishablebylaw根据程度不同其对应处罚力度不同Restrictionsapply,resultsmayvary够了Thatsit你最好给我把秘方说出来Youdbettercoughupthatsecretformulaorelse痞老板Plankton蟹老板Krabs痞老板Plankton蟹老板Krabs海绵宝宝SpongeBob你不可以对我这样做老螃蟹Youcantdothistome,Krabs蟹堡王我上过大学的Iwenttocollege海之霸痞老板那畜生可精明了
30、ThatPlanktonisacleverbeast你最好要密切注意好他海绵宝宝Youvegottokeepasharpeyeoutforhim,SpongeBob蟹黄堡法必须要严格实行TheKrabbyPattylawmustbeenforced蟹堡王的未来全都靠在那上面了ThefutureoftheKrustyKrabdependsonit你放心蟹老板Dontworry,Mr.Krabs只要我这裤了还是方的Aslongasthesepantsaresquare我这海绵还是宝宝的andthisspongeisBob我绝对不会让你失望的Iwillnotletyoudown放你下来海绵宝宝Spo
31、ngeBob?能放我下来吗Couldyouletmedown?蟹堡王老天啊这些蟹黄堡可真是好吃Man,thesepattiessurearedelicious真想知道这秘方里面加了什么Iwonderwhatsinthatsecretformula十二号♥警报Code12你这回的伪装是骗不到我的痞老板Yourdisguisescantfoolmethistime,Plankton头部增强诊所的所有人Everyoneattheheadenhancementclinic明明说过没人会注意的saidnobodywouldnotice海绵宝宝SpongeBob你把我钱给吓跑了Youresc
32、aringawaymymoney抱歉蟹老板Sorry,Mr.Krabs我只是尽了力在保护秘密配方mjusttryingtoprotectthesecretformula这可不见得是Thatsnoreason你把别人头给扒下来的原因小子torippeoplesheadsoff,boy只要记好最重要的原则Justrememberthemostimportantrule不提供免费纸巾Nofreenapkins?错No另外一条最重要的原则Theothermostimportantrule讲秘方的那条regardingthesecretformula只能跟蟹老板讨论秘方Onlydiscussthesec
33、retrecipewithMr.Krabs只要你这干好了秘方就安全了Aslongasyoudothat,thesecretissafe我还一直以为最重要的原则就是Ialwaysthoughtthemostimportantrulewas为什么要把能拖到明天的事放今天做whydotodaywhatyoucanputofftilltomorrow?今天个鬼不是昨天的明天吗Whatistodaybutyesterdaystomorrow?今天我要让你清查这边的所有东西Today,Iwantyoutotakeinventoryoneverythinginhere每块腌椰菜每块肉饼都得记下来Everyl
34、astpickleandpattymustbeaccountedfor遵命船长Aye,aye,Captain两箱面包Twoboxesofbuns三磅肉饼Threepoundsofpatties章鱼哥先生Mr.Squidward现在怎么着了蟹老板Whatnow,Mr.Krabs?没错我就是蟹老板Thatsright,IamKrabs你的老板Yourboss你的统治者Yourruler你的主人Yourmaster你可不是蟹老板YourenotMr.Krabs要不让你今天剩下时间休假吧Whydontyoutaketherestofthedayoff?那就听你的了Well,whateveryousay
35、蟹老板Mr.Krabs嗨蟹老板Hi,Mr.Krabs控制易如反掌Sweetdomination这就对了Thisisit还没有痞老板的踪迹NosignofPlanktonyet老天爷啊蟹老板Gosh,Mr.Krabs你好像不舒服的样子Youdontlooksogood你好冷Youresocold那只是我的铁布衫Thatsjustmymetalsuit用来保护秘方的Imadeittoprotecttheformula海绵宝宝SpongeBob是呆头老螃蟹Itsthatthick-headedKrabs他会坏了我的好事的Hellruineverything快看有只水母1.ook,ajellyfish
36、我来捉我来捉Igotit,Igotit中止我来捉我来捉Igotit,1gotit海绵宝宝SpongeBob蟹老板你铁布裤怎么了Mr.Krabs,whathappenedtoyourmetalpants?别给我弄什么怪异行为小子Dontgoallloopyonme,boy我可是要你来帮忙的Ineedyourhelp章鱼哥到底跑哪去了AndwhereinthehighseasisSquidward?你让他休假了Yougavehimthedayoff休Day假off?我都不知道这俩奇葩的字是几个意思Idontknowthemeaningofthemhorriblewords现在别给我无所事事了海绵宝
37、宝Nowquityourlayingaround,SpongeBob垃圾都拿出去倒掉andtakeoutthatgarbage都快害我起疹子了It,sstartingtogivemearash遵命蟹老板大人Yes,sir,Mr.Krabs,sir蟹老板Hey,Mr.Krabs只是要出去倒垃圾而已Justtakingoutthatgarbage不用管垃圾了Nevermindthat我需要跟你谈谈Ineedtotalktoyou蟹老板Mr.Krabs我都不知道你还长了放热电光眼Ididntknowyouhadheatvision你管不着Nevermind我需要你告诉我Ineedyoutotellm
38、e海绵宝宝SpongeBob海绵宝宝SpongeBob我花钱不是来雇你偷懒的mnotpayingyoutostandaround快回厨房♥里去Getbacktothekitchen可我还以为你要问我问题ButIthoughtyouwantedtoaskmeaquestion?确实要问Yes你怎么不再努力点工作Whyarentyouworkingharder?我搞不懂蟹老板Idontknow,Mr.Krabs我搞不懂Idontknow蟹老板老是进进出出的Illnevergetthatformula我肯定就拿不到秘密配方withthatpestKrabspoppinginandout
39、likethat有了Ivegotit我一直就存着这玩意以防万一vebeensavingthisforarainyday看起来像是普普通通的一分钱Itlookslikeanordinarypenny因为本来就是普普通通的一分钱becauseitisanordinarypenny那笨蛋老螃蟹可贪了ThatfoolKrabsistoogreedy绝对不会忽略你我的小可爱toignoreyou,mylittlepretty这声音Thatsound听着像itsoundslike叮当作响的thepitterpatterof钱money你要跑哪去美人Whereareyougoing,beautiful?蟹老
40、板Mr.Krabs别跑了Stop求你了Please等等我Wait我跟秘方之间没有障碍了Nothingstandsbetweenmeandthatsecretformulanow擦擦擦我喜欢擦Scrubadubdub,Ilovetorub嘿蟹老板Hi,Mr.Krabs擦个地板而已Justdoingalittlescrubbing你好海绵宝宝Hello,SpongeBob是我蟹老板Itisme,Mr.Krabs本人intheflesh就站在你面前standingrightinfrontofyou旁边没一个外人withnooneelsearound这我知道蟹老板Icanseethat,Mr.Krab
41、s我觉得应该可以讨论蟹黄堡秘方了1thoughtwemightdiscusstheKrabbyPattysecretformula这不一话筒吗Isntthatamicrophone?什么What?还确实是Why,yes,itis我必须得把这铁布衫给洗洗了Imustgetthisshirtcleaned好了现在给我说秘方Allright,now,tellmethesecretformula可是老板还没做秘密握手式But,sir,wehaven,tdonethesecrethandshakeyet确实Oh,yes来握手吧Here,letsshake握手式不握手记得吗Wedontshakewitho
42、urhands,remember?啊对要不你先开始Right,whydontyoustart单脚独♥立♥Westandononefoot拿杯巧克力奶稳稳顶在头上balanceaglassofchocolatemilkonourheads唱裤头村村歌♥andsingtheBikiniBottomnationalanthem哦裤头村Oh,BikiniBottom我们对你起誓Wepledgeourheartstoyou要忠实asfaithful要深沉asdeep要真诚astrue如海般蔚蓝asblue裤头村我们爰你BikiniBottom,weloveyou
43、该说秘方了吧Formulatime?快了Almost六个半小时后好吃这意大利面真不错Yum,yum,thisspaghettisureisgood打嗝Belch肉球肉球Meatbail,meatball下面放着意大利面spaghettiunderneath方饺方饺Ravioli,ravioli简直如同大堡礁GreatBarrierReef好了讲点秘方的事吧OK,now,letshearthatformula抱歉Sorry还不行蟹老板nocando,Mr.Krabs什么What?可咱把你说的都照办了Butwedideverythingyousaid所有规则我都遵守了Ifollowedalltherules我还都用吸管吃了105颗甘草糖豆Ievenate105blacklicoricejellybeansthroughastraw现在你凭什么不能告诉我秘方Now,whycantyoutellmetheformula?是你定的规矩啊It,syourrule不能把秘方给说出来Neverspeaktheformula你交代过我要把秘方装进Youtoldmetokeepitin这个瓶子里thisbott
